/fraud general/

>>40914817
bumpin cause some nigger punked me with a new thread

>>40914812
>tfw currently at the gym while the roommates are having a party at our house

The drinking has also probably not helped with my declining aesthetics

What temperature does Test E decompose at?

iirc above 100f

5th for whiskey is the best cure there is

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>>40914827
I cut up old tshirts with designs I like
Have trouble keeping my nips in though

>>40914836
>The drinking has also probably not helped with my declining aesthetics
Iktfb

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>tfw waiting 3-4 weeks for the test to kick in
How do I speed up time?

>>40914860
100 def fahenbeit?? thats like summers day temperature. Are you thinkin of melting point

>>40914909
frontload

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>>40914909
Frontload 1g my dude
I'm impatient as fuck so I always frontload

>>40914904
I'll stop drinking and start tanning and stop eating so many pop tarts and mcchickens... in the summer lel

is trump on trt

>>40914853

Pretty high, but worry more about whether it's been exposed to light.

Vial sitting in drawer, fine for years, vial in the sun no bueno

It's there any other reason besides libido to keep test higher than deca on a bulk?
>>long distance relationship
>>probably better off without wanting sex atm

Want to just do 500/500 test/deca for a milder cycle.

>>40914968
More like birth control with his amount of tantrums and small hands

>>40914991

She's gonna cheat on you so you may as well do it first

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Can anyone recommend a good ebook? Most reviews are shills.

>>40914971
would 100 degrees celcius or a bit higher destroy it?

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>>40915006
Fug u
She won't if I'm joocy from a good test/deca bulk. And wealthy.

>>40914991
>long distance relationship

are you a trucker or a sailor with a years long marriage and kids? otherwise it's bullshit

>>40915010
Just read studies from nih or decent forums if you want info. I've sampled a dozen ebooks thinking maybe one is legit but they're truly all basic knowledge. Or at least, if your roiding, you should have already known this stuff.

>room mate been playing with my dick
>Gf just bought me ice cream
>Room mate wants me to go downstairs and fuck her in the basement

Whats a good compound to run with test for a second cycle?

>>40915024
Military. Dw she only wants me. Stay jelly
Now is there any other reason to increase test? Deca is more anabolic anyways right?

>>40915093
U poly?
What are goals

>>40915099
>Military. Dw she only wants me.


sure thing buddy hahahah

>>40915045
>Just read studies from nih or decent forums if you want info.
Great, I'll take a look. What qualifies as a decent forum?
>Or at least, if your roiding, you should have already known this stuff.
I agree. I'm not; still learning.

>>40915111
No, room mate just really started liking me since a put on weight, kinda dont want to fuck her but her pussy taste good

Honestly goal is 160lb lean, 5'9

Gonna cut down to about 150 then try hard to lean gain next cycle

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>>40915099
>Military

Hoo boy, I hope you know someone who can keep an eye on her.

>>40914971
STOP DOING FRIENDS STUFF WITH BIMBO AND NOT INCLUDING ME
REEEEE

dialing in my asin is tricky! i feel high e2 sides like bloat or moodiness, increase asin eod, keep getting sides, increase to 12.5 ed. now nips kinda sensitive. wtf. seems like the transition between levels causes sides no matter what.

I'm really getting in touch with my feelings.

>>40915125
I like steroidology, and the trt forums. I mostly just Google shit, think that's the norm.

>>40915169
Listening to Drake makes me need more asin

>>40915201
Listen to the weeknd

>>40915205
Baby I would diiiie for yooooou

>>40915137
We've talked about being open and she's said no for now cause (I didn't think she could do it.) So I assume when she says she wants to be open, she'll fuck other dudes and vis versa. Not too worried about random sex with throw away dudes.

We r9k soc now

>>40915205
Do you like masteron? I've never given it a fair chance honestly. My source has a new dude selling his old shit and it's priced pretty good.

Might pick some up to run in the fall after
MEGA BLAST 2017

>>40915229
I'm happily married m8, just talked to enough military types to know the deal.

>>40915230
Yeah it's great butbonlybreallybehen you're already sub 10. You wouldn't see much from it now.

Email me and I'll make a group chat with you and chem.

>>40915229
>trusting a whore
LMAO

ey mister beta cuck, don't come crying when she becomes distant and suddenly dumps you after taking multiple rides on the bbc rollercoaster

I think my dying liver is making my piss smells like death, which is in turn making my dick smells like death after a long day of peeing multiple times without showering

that or I got an std I'm not sure

what do you have to look for to know when to hop off tren? last blast i was on for 3 months, got night sweats, paranoia, irritated etc, nothing i couldn't handle.. but this time im planning to just run 500 tren e until my body needs a break. how would i know when that time comes?

250 test as well ofc

Does anyone ever do just 1 cycle?

>>40915365
I'd go with really high BP? Never done tren. BP is a bad thing tho.

>>40915229
So youre a cuck?

Neat.png

>>40915335
PROBABLY BOTH

>>40915392
>cycling

Anyone else enjoy pinning? I get excited to do it when the day comes. I might switch to Test Prop just so I can pin more often

Anyone else feel like complete shit all day after deadlifting unless they spend 15 mind foam rolling afterwards? If i dont i just feel sick all day and like i am going to vomit and pass out from the back pump

>>40916048
I did at first now it's a pain in the ass chore to do it even twice a week because i hide my stuff

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>decide to try pinning in the delt for the first time
>everything seems to go smooth
>hardly feel it
>aspirate and no blood
>inject
>mfw pull needle out and jet of blood shoots 5 feet across the bathroom from the needle hole

>>40915335
When I had liver problems I got really really itchy skin. Like, painfully itchy.

>>40916152
Have you tried taurine? works for me and its cheap


Unrelated:

Haven't bought DNP in a while, last time I bought it from DMP, are they still a thing? I'm not really keeping up to date on this shit and didn't see a DNP thread

>>40915010
Have you read llewellyn's anabolics? Take the recommended dosages with a grain of salt, but I'd take actual knowlege of the compounds over anecdotal accounts from random guys on forums. Here's a pdf of it, though this isn't the most up to date version

http://www.anasci.org/ebooks/anabolics%202006.pdf

>>40916486
Oh shit nice link.

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Good night

>>40916827
Night buddy!

>>40916442
Lmao been there too. Blood squirted all over my couch. SWEET, JUST WHAT I NEEDED THANKS!

If youve got Test P enjoy the pip.

>>40915392
Cycling is like smoking cigs. You swear to stop for good until the next one kek

>>40916048
i did when i ran just test at moderate doses when i started, with the oil volume and pin schedule i have nowadays its a fucking chore and i hate it lol

>>40916442
I hit a buddy/roommate in the eye with a blood squirt once because of that. An abstract sort of feel, for both.

>>40917968
kek

Guys wtf
I thought you said that test takes weeks to kick in and improve gym performance

I abaolutely btfo'd my previous volume prs and i only pinned 200mg test e on thursday

Yohimbine is illegal in my country. If I were to use it as a weight loss agent, is that considered taking steroids or performance enhancing drugs?

>>40918727
shut up

>>40918727
Yes. But as soon as you move to another country you regain your natty card because of a technical loophole. Cool, huh?

God damnit I'm such a little bitch for not asking this girl out already.

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>>40918761
We've all been there. Don't worry, if she actually liked you, she'd have given signs to make you confident enough. Guess you're just not man enough to do it anyways.

>>40918682
To hit peak test levels it takes 3-4 weeks

>>40914909
Add an oral

>>40918682
>What is the placebo effect

up

>>40919215
>yfw most people still post in the /fitlit/ one because they dont realize the merge has ended

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Yo, where in pic related would be a good inject site?

>>40920044
Upper medial quadriceps, upper lateral quadriceps, could also rotate with ventro glute and delt if you pin ED

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>tfw Thor beat Eddie in Europe's Strongest Man 2017 and I got knocked back by some Irish bitch who I wasted a fucking hour of time on, both in the same night.

Whats a good age to start taking test?

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>>40920044
Someone correct me if I'm wrong but something like this.

>>40920484
12

>>40920511
dont do this do side of quad

Is pinning just test e in your glute meant to be so smooth?

I've done two injections so far and I've had absolutely no issues or pain whatsoever, i've heard some stupid stories of the kinds of fuck ups people do

What is the definition of babby's first cycle?

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>>40921303
Test E 500mg per week for 12 to 15 weeks followed by nolva and clomid pct.

Speaking of PCT, should I run HCG after a 16 week cycle?

>>40921373
you don't need clomid for a test only cycle at 500mg

>>40920511
I'm thinking side of quad, but don't really know where..

>>40914813

gentlemen, how do we get more women doing steroids?

>>40915099
I'm in the army and can already confirm that your gf is a slut

whats the whole process like on getting blood tests done? got my private referral do i just walk in and get them done in ten minutes?

>NO SOURCE TALK
what is this, r/steroids?

fuck off seriously, I can talk about whatever I want here

>>40921832
I may be looking at your leg wrong but put your palm of your hand at your hip and where your middle finger sits is about where you want to inject. Also put the tip of your middle finger on the top of your knew what and where the edge of your palm sits is also where you want to pin.

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>>40920511
>>40920044
Here's a rough approximation.

>>40922320
>muh sikrit lawless 4chan clubhouse
>yfw leddit actually has source talk
Try it. Enjoy your ban. Good riddance.

Does anyone else get just massive amounts of precum? Like over the course of a fooling around session, I make more precum than the actual load that comes out eventually.

>>40922528
I believe that's a prostate problem

>>40922569
Interesting. Can you elaborate?

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>>40915392
I was going to do just 1 cycle, but liked the feeling so much that I just started blasting and cruising. Been at it for 3 year snow. Eventually I'll just drop to a permanent cruise dose, but no way I'm coming off of this miracle drug.

>>40922596
Precum is prostate secretions, if you're making a lot of precum you could have BPH, maybe even prostate cancer but thats unlikely. What are you running?

>>40922929
Well I just looked it up and it turns out that precum (the clear, slippery stuff) is secreted by the Cowper's Glands, not the prostate. Prostate stuff is milky and comes out later.

newb questions
if you're doing "500mg per week", is that ~70 per day, or do you inject 250/500mg twice/once per week?
needles - where do you get them, and do you toss them after one use? do you use a needle deposit box?
how much would the first cycle of gear cost? first year?

>>40923075
the breakup of dosage depends on the ester. Most common test ester is enanthate, and 2x/week is the way to go for that.

If people are saying 350mg of tren ace(tate) per week, they almost certainly mean 50mg per day.

So it depends on the ester.

Needles are available at lost of pharmacies, and it depends on the state laws and the local pharmacy policies (lately in my state they only do needles for people who also get their script for needle-requiring things filled at the same pharmacy).

You can also buy them online pretty easily.

Read the wiki on reddit.

>>40922830
>miracle drug

I'm 1.5 weeks into a test c cycle and don't feel much. When do I start feeling it?

>>40923548
4ish weeks for most if you were not laughably low test before

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Does steroid creme fix phimosis and can it make me grow muscles?

>>40923548
libido probably 1-3 weeks. Strength was peaking in the 6th week

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>>40923548
Depends on dosage. with 500mg test e a week, it kicks in around 3-4 weeks. You can frontload 1g a week for the first 4 weeks to fell the effects sooner. Just make sure to go back to 500mg after the 4 weeks.

>>40923894
yes and no

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what would a perma cycle of only test look like?

would I still need arimidex and even pct if I never plan on coming off?

what are the pros and cons of doing this?

>>40924437
>what would a perma cycle of only test look like?
you take as much test as you want forever
>would I still need arimidex and even pct if I never plan on coming off?
arimidex depends on your dose
pct is short for "post cycle therapy", if the cycle doesnt end, when are you planning on taking it?

>>40924224
Is she 5' and why are the straps up on her waist?

>>40924437
Around 250-300mg a week is a safe bet. That's the "fake natty" cycle. A small amount of arimidex wouldn't hurt. Just find the sweet spot.

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>>40924542
IDK but she gives me a massive erection

>>40924545
are there any cons for doing this for literally the rest of my life?

>>40924573
Depends. By getting a simple blood test and check up roughly every six months, you will be able to make sure everything is normal. You will end up infertile most likely, and your natural test levels will likely not recover if you come off. Keep your cholesterol levels and heart health in check and you should live a long healthy life. You should be fine. I tell myself that it will take 10 years off of my life, that's probably extreme, but it's a risk I'll take.

>>40924573
Prostate cancer, enlarged heart (you'll die 5-10 years sooner) and smaller testicles.

>>40924664
You're correct for the most part! Prostate cancer isn't guaranteed however, and if you're keeping up on check ups, will be fixed before causing any permanent problems. Enlarged heart is also not guaranteed, however it is likely. In the end, I think the feeling of being on gear is worth the shortened life. Who wants to be 80 and falling apart anyways?

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what do you lads think of this guy?

>>40924393
is steroid creme not powerful enough to build muscles?

Also, does the doc need to see my dick to give me the drugs?

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>>40924720
I'm beginning to think like this. Everything we are is while we're at least relatively young. When you get to 80 unless you have god-tier genetics you'll probably look and feel like shit. I actually can't even imagine myself that old, it's like it's fucking unreal. God aging sucks.

>>40924573
Bring the dose down as you get older, no reason to be on more than 150-200 once you get past 40.

>>40924854
I watch my mom, dad, and grandparents age and it looks horrible. I'd honestly be happy dying around 60. It seems it all goes downhill from there.

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D'aw QT waifu's cats are old and she said she's scared she's going to come home one day and one of them is going to be dead. Gotta prepare that emotionally supportive role I guess.

>>40924664
>you'll die 5-10 years sooner
Maybe you will, I'm here trying to make sure it's more like 30-40 years early.

>>40924812
wrong steroid

>>40924899
>>40924899
and just how are trying to accomplish that?

>40924885

I would way say it's worth hanging on until you're 70 and see how it goes from there.

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So i doing steroid now first time.
I have lumps on butthole they are alot of discomfort and bleed when i clean with paper. that i can also push lumps into me to ignore a few hours.
I was told it could be prostate growing rapidly and that im fucked.
I even clean asshole then few hour go by and i leaked so my ass is itchy with fuck shit!!! Talk thats Annoying!!!
How to fix this?... stopped injects week agos..thanks

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>>40924944
>how are trying
1.5g tren e/500mast/250test/100mg prov/100mg mDHT/added some var recently but I may switch it for epi/caber,asin,Cialis,Viagra,HCG,penibut,caffeine

>>40920815
iv done about 17 now, zero problems, but yesterday it actually hurt and continued hurting through the whole injection. must have been near a nerve or something. oh and one time i had a tiny drop of blood.

>>40922109
yes

>>40925111
post body

>>40924981
>How to fix this?
Hot curling iron m8.

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>>40924899
>cats
Pump n dump

>>40924812
yes, penis inspection day is mandatory.

what is the difference between running 500mg test vs 1g? in sides and gains..

>>40925216
did any school ever do this I wonder? honestly if a woman nurse did it I wouldn't have had phimosis in the first place

fug

>>40924800
mostly blissful indifference, w2c shirt though

>>40925242
well, in america, when you hit puberty in one of the last examinations you get from your pediatrician they pull down your underwear grab your balls and ask you to "turn your head and cough". the cover story is they are checking for hernias, which is rediculous because only manual labor types get that. I've always assumed this was a ruse so they could get a gander at your gonads and make sure your junk isnt growing in sideways. or to check for stds you got from being molested.

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>>40925186
I told her I was allergic but I can take allergy meds. She's honestly one of the /purest/ grills I've met, like legitimately a good person.

I'm torn whether or not to try and get her over her fear of heights by rock climbing with me. I don't want to force her hand and have her get scared but it's probably be great for her getting us closer if she did overcome it.

I've never liked a girl that's older than me but she's 4 years older and looks better than 99% of girls that are my age. Cute feminine piercings (I love ear cartilage piercings which she has) and she's got 5 small tattoos between her shoulders and hips.

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>>40925312
i remember getting shot at school

hurt for like two days

Why do I hear about people signing for packages? Isn't that a big nono?

>>40925234
> what is the difference between running 500mg test vs 1g
500mg

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>>40925327
Allergic to cats proves youre an alpha
Alpha genes are designed to keep you away from such base creatures

She would probably hate that lol
Well, is it the heights or the edges? Alot of fear of heights is fear of edges, meaning a rock wall might bot be terrible

>pure
FIVE tattoos
Probably one per pimp, the used up roastie

>>40925372
I think it's just to add an amount of deniability.

>> what is the difference between running 500mg test vs 1g
>500mg
lel'd

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>>40925438
>Probably one per pimp
Never had a boyfriend and grew up in rural Appalachia. I doubt some redneck was trying to pimp her.

I don't know if it's the ledges or explicitly the heights since I didn't push it at the time but I want to get her out of her place since she doesn't really do much. Doesn't drink either which is fine since I don't.

She likes outdoors stuff but the only thing around here is some trails at a park. Maybe I'll take her to a shooting range if she likes guns.

>>40925312
Not true. Was I was born with a double hernia.

>>40924885
>>40924854
>>40924720
this is the final redpill. Normies want to live as long as possible and I cant understand why.
Do you want the to spend the last 10 years of your live as a vegetable or die like someone who has truly enjoyed life to the fullest?

>>40925531
Sounds pretty cool How old is old though?

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>>40925438
There are other roasties with kids or that are engaged that work with me and constantly try and hit on me for some fucking reason, holding my arms and shit but really they just come off as super desperate and I don't want someone else's kid.

She's quietly confident and super hardworking, never really hear or see her complain. Whenever I see her in the mornings my day gets better and when she sees me her face lights up, shit is cute as hell like some cheesy ass love story and I can't get her off my mind.

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP.

>>40925613
>not injecting lobster DNA so you live forever

you're all still natty compared to me

>>40925613
>not staying alive long enough to see the singularity happen and then becoming immortal
smH@u

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>>40925619
I'm 22 she just turned 26. She's 5'2 maybe 110lbs, small A or B cup like don't even really show through her shirt.

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>>40925613
Or I can just keep being a sick cunt for life

>>40925613
I can kind of see it. We're one of the first generations to have a bunch of sedentary hobbies though.

It sucks watching old people just sit around all day, when they're used to being up and active.

I'm kinda looking forward to schooling some twelve years olds at Call of Duty 27, when I'm an octogenarian.

>>40925668
>l A or B cup like don't even really show through her shirt.
There's always implants.

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>>40925697
>>40925697
he HAS to be on gear, on way can you be that built at that age.

who cares though, fucking incredible.

>>40925628
Sounds like you need to up the AI m8y

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>>40925740
I like them small but if she wanted implants and we were serious I'd cover it as long as she kept them nearly the same size.

Inb4 she's in it for the betabux. After I graduate I'll be making a shitload more than her.

>>40925531
>Never had a boyfriend
Just fucks for cash?

>>40925668
>small A or B cup like don't even really show through her shirt.
W2c

>>40925628
Now thats love
Not as pure or meaningful as me and azusa but sounds nice

>tfw desperate hags dont clutch at my arms
Time to up the dose

>>40925808
Lmao beta af
Lmao

>>40925723
>call of duty

man, I haven't heard a single person talk about it, did all the brodudes toss it aside?

>>40916442
z-track it, faggot.

t.nursefag

>>40925798
Dude was juiced in the before pic too of course, but still.

>>40925873
wonder how his heart is? Is he still alive because of superior genetics?

>>40925851
Don't know m8. I honestly haven't played a fps in years.

>>40925851
It kinda went to shit after MW2. They still make a new one each year but people don't play them a whole lot anymore.
>mfw halo, CoD, battlefront and battlefield are all dying, along with my childhood

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>>40925806
Neber. Love feels good breh plus instead of using more drugs you just hangout with the other person.

>>40925840
>fucks for cash
Highly doubt it, she knows I've got money but isn't rubbing all over my cock like some crazed whore.

>Now thats love
I feel like it's mutual but we're both awkward some it's weird. Whenever we're talking it's constant eye contact and she's got beautiful eyes but I've never told her that, maybe I should.

>Time to up the dose
Do it. Engaged girl came in on her day off and basically sat on my lap, grabbed my arm, and started flirting asking me to go see beauty and the beast with her even though I hadn't seen or talked to her for 3 months and like I said she's engaged and just moved in with her fiancee.

>Lmao beta af
If it makes her genuinely happy then it's worth it plus it'll keep them perky which is awesome.

>>40925896
>Is he still alive because of superior genetics?

Genetics play a huge role in longevity, but supplements and lifestyle can certainly help.

>>40925971
>MW2

god, now THAT was a fucking shooter. I remember those maps, so good.

>tfw knife running, stabbing people from across rooms

rip mw2

So should I sign for packages or not. Obviously you don't want to, but it seems lots of people just have to sign anyways. My source hasn't told me if thats common with them either.

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>>40925971
>>40925994
agreed, so good

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Behring_Breivik#Planning_terror_attacks

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Day 10 of a clomid only cycle and I don't feel any different even though my testosterone levels have doubled.

What GIVES

>>40926158
never gonna make it

>>40926158
Spoiler, you won't really feel different till you blast the fuck out of some tren and become paranoid and sleepless.

>>40925973
>Love feels good
Nah fuck love, it just ends up hurting you in the end

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>>40926011
Are they domestic?

>>40925973
KEEP SMALL BREASTS SMALL
Women destroying their bodies baka
Smdh

>>40926223
You sound like you were hurt by women
What you need is a daki
The pure love you two will share could sustain you forever

>>40926158
This is still a mystery to most doctors. Many endocrinologists start patients on clomid for TRT and see their hormone levels in the right range but they feel like shit.

>>40926241
>You sound like you were hurt by women
I've been hurt by a lot of people, nothing exceptional about women. I don't need no fake girl, i've got myself and some good friends.

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>>40926223
iktfb

>>40925531
*Braps in symphonic measure*

WHEW!

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>Friend's doctor prescribed him HGH

It's not fair

>>40926241
> Are they domestic?
yes

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>>40926270
>i've got myself and some good friends
Sounds lonely breh. You need that /pure/ love. That lose your train of thought when you look in her eyes love.

>>40926241
>KEEP SMALL BREASTS SMALL
That's the only way I roll. THINN and SMOL.

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The only benefit of being low test was I could date 18 year olds without looking like a creep. Now that I look my age people are giving me looks when I'm out with young girls.

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>>40926347
>people are giving me looks when I'm out with young girls.
>Giving a shit what they think
Confirmed for still low test, start tren at 2g/wk to eliminate all care.

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>>40926334
I've had that before, it didn't work out. Some things are too broken to be fixed, and I'm one of them.
>pic related

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>>40926270
you need a daki is what you need
nothing beats such PURE LOVE~~

>>40926320
Then I wouldnt worry about having to sign, its like getting an amazon box

>>40926347
you need to go younger
theyre disappointed in you

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>>40926397
California is a shithole and the AoC is 18

I need to move to the midwest and date a 16 yo cutie.

>>40926347
>giving me looks when I'm out with young girls.
Just wait a couple years, they'll assume you're her dad.
>>40926223
Love is the best terrible thing.

>>40926583
ive been thinking about that
can I just adopt a gf

>>40926644
If you can get an adoption board to sign off on that, I don't see why you couldn't.

You're probably better off with a mail order bride. If the first one fails just keep ordering until you get a keeper.

If I have gyno naturally and I take test, will my titties blow up?

>>40926774
they will literally explode, it will be reported on as a botched terror attack

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>>40926347

>>40926774
Almost certainly.
You could try treating them before roiding. If they're bad now, I might just save up for surgery though.

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>>40926734
reason for adoption: getting me some

I had a coworker with a mail order bride, she really bullied him
I might as well at this point though

>>40926774
keep your hormones under control
is it really gyno or fat tits though?

>>40926809
So you'll entertain the idea of a mail order bride but not hookers?

You disgust me.

>>40926809
nah it's actual gyno. Had it since I was around 15. It's fairly mild but still noticeable.

>>40926832
could just run low dose nolva the whole time

>>40926820
why would I marry a hooker

>>40926855
They're all hookers, you damned innocent fool.

>>40926809
>she really bullied him
This sounds perfect for you.
You can get that tiny foreign tsundre girl you've always wanted.
She'll probably bully the hell out of you in the bedroom too.

>>40926855
>why would I marry a hooker
lol'd

>>40926874
women? well obviously

>>40926889
youre right
its what Ive always wanted
brb, buying a wife

>>40926926
you could become a serial rapist

is it true that prop hass less sides than enth?

>>40926994
No. Test is test.

>>40926994
It is true however that site injection effects the likelyhood of sides

delts and pecs are shown to cause less

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tfw only 6'1 manlet.

how should I find a 6'0 wife to get tall kids? I live in the midwest so plenty of northern European women

mail order brides are expensive, damn

>>40926962
I would enjoy the feeling of power
do you have any guides

>>40927049
just go with your instincts

Which /Fraud/ poster has the best physique, and what cycles do they run?

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>>40927033

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>>40927056
>serial armpit licker

that sounds like a good way to get arrested way ffast

>>40927097
fatlifts or batlifts its a tossup

whats your favorite oral for lean gains?

also... how do you control sides on drol?

>>40927279
>whats your favorite oral for lean gains?
DNP

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>tfw HCG makes me shoot gigantic ropes of cum

I'm going to get my gf pregnant first try

>>40927636
Doesn't mean they're good semen

>>40927699
How to tell good semen? Should I taste it

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>>40926386
Nah nobody's too broken man.

>>40927876
I would take a scoop of cum on two fingers, wipe some across my exes face and put my fingers between our lips, and we'd make out.

Not sure you wanna do that though.

Yo bimbo, how tall are you again?

>>40914813

>looking for a girlfriend
>not becoming the girlfriend

tsk tsk

For you

Do steroids make you nicer or meaner?

>source giving me the runaround after not shipping my package over a week after receiving payment
Canada remains a meme

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What is the appropriate caloric surplus on 500mg test a week if I am going for a lean bulk? 500? More? Less?

>>40927952
6'5

I'm willing to trade in natty status with pills but it seems they ban anything that works, ostalean for example. What's the new thing this year I can legally buy?

>>40927973
Usually they make you more attractive, therefor nicer.

>>40928030
About. 300-500 yeah.

>>40928080
A cup of coffee

If I drive around roads where there are lots of hitchhikers and I offer them a ride in exchange for sex (and I just drive away if they say no, nothing more), am I doing anything illegal?

>>40928100
>>40928113
cringe

Fucking roid monkies

>>40928113

That's solicitation isn't it?

>>40928113
Is this how you get a gf

>>40927148
why dont you vacation to a third world country and pseudo-kidnap a young foreigner

>>40927047
i hate his pec insertions but fuck he's tall

why do i keep seeing cycles with sustanon... WHY NOT ENTHANATE

>>40928199
HE had pec excavatum

>>40928203
Lots of spics

>TFW the source who said he was closed to new customers still took my order :D
Lmao and I ordered way too much winstrol because I did my math wrong so now I have enough for 8 full weeks. All in all I'm a happy boy RN. Test / Tren/ Winstrol cycle starting mid May, first time touching tren I cannot wait.

>>40928199
If I go to china theyll give me all the spare girls they have, right?

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>>40928289
that's too bad, still won the genetic lottery though

>tfw same height as jerry, 5'11 and 3/4"

>>40928335
you can probably buy them in bulk off alibaba

>>40928341
Excuse me? I am NOT a manlet

>>40928373
Shippings gotta be expensive though

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>>40928373
> be me
> Asian girl says hi
> don't know who the fuck she is
> nod at her
> remember I had a class with her 3 years ago
> know better than to speak to a chink woman, I shall have my gook underling bring her to my lair for breeding
> in return, he will get to pretend to be the father of the hapa offspring she whelps
Such is the life of a white male.

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>>40928335

>spare girls

b-but... jerry-sama

>>40928457
I wish I had a breeding room for asian females
Smh

>>40928621
Post feminine benis

baby steps

getting anavar (2 months at 25mg/d)
and 4 weeks of nolvadex with 20mg/d first 2 weeks then 10mg/d last 2 weeks

is there any substantial realistic resulting difference between using nolva or clomid?

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Lol if you all need artificial testosterone to look like me i sincerely feel bad for you.
Yes, my deadlift is over 200kg.

Best oral to go with 600mg test-e cycle?

My chest is lagging so need some LEANNN gains from the oral.

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>>40929299
Just work your chest more m8

>>40929287
Clomid can cause visual side effects that may not go away after you stop taking it.

But more importantly, what the fuck do you think you're doing taking 25mg of anavar a day? Shutting yourself down for no gains?

>>40929376

25 is on the lower side isn't it?

should i ramp it up to ~50 or 60?

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How can I do chest exercises without feeling it mostly in my shoulders? I feel kinda retarded.

If you have low testosterone and you're under 18 will doctors give you test?

>>40929460
No, but they'll give you estrogen if your low T makes you feel like a girl :^)

>>40914813
Just snuck a dose of Melanotan-2 and this qt came downstairs and asked me what the blood on my shoulder was. I did .25 cc with a slin pin and fucking bled and didn't even know. I lied and said it was HCG.

Will you still experience side effects even if you do your research and cycle correctly?

>>40930886
Whether you get sides has to do with the dosage and how your body responds. Everyone responds differently. Anavar kills my libido, NPP makes me super anxious and emotionally unstable. Test doesn't supercharge my libido. YMMV.

30g 0.5 inch long enough for delts and quads?

>don't pin test if you're above 20% body fat
Is this a meme or no? I want to hit a test+anavar cycle to help lose fat/get stronger/help mental health. What's the downside to starting now as opposed to after I cut down to 15%?

>>40915099
> Military
I have friends in military, and they allll sleeep with each other on base. It's immoral as fuck. Your gf is someone else's gf right now bruh

>>40914813
Hey, I'm new to /fit/ and exercise. Wanna get ripped and big fast, thinking of getting some roids. Can anyone give me a quick crash course?

>>40920511
Not too high up and to the sides, pip will kill. Just a little lower and inwards

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>>40931612
You're going to gain 10 lbs water weight and be a fatass piece of shit if you're already 20% BF

>>40922320
Ban this fool and let's move on

>>40922376
Right in the middle of that oval

>>40925111
> 1.5g tren e
> tren e

Bruh

>>40931554
Delts yes, quads probably. 30g is tiny tho, that's gonna take forever to inject.

>>40931612
The downside is getting big tits for no reason since you don't need steroids to cut until you're Ronnie Coleman mode.

>>40931735
25 for delts, 21-23 for quads.
You wanna go dee enough, a 30 might be too shallow

>>40928327
Is it a Canadian source?
One of our sources stopped taking customers for a while but got busted so the cops tried honeypotting with them

>>40929325
Not him but I hit chest 2x a week and it's lagging quite hard. Should I bump it up to 3x a week now?

>tfw actually want to eat super crispy oven roasted bacon with an english muffin, lightest cream cheese and tons of murrican mustard and chocolate milk instead of having a porkchop with mexican on the side

Man, i just don't know whats wrong with me

Anybody else cringe a 'mirin' posts from guys that have been lifting for less than a year, especially from natties who are BARELY out of DYEL mode in good lighting with a pump?

I'm decent looking 6'1, 210lb, 14% and not natty and most of my mires are pretty subtle and far between.

The idea that kids who aren't even putting up 4/3/2/1 are catching blatant sexualised attention from women due to their 'gains' is just delusional projection.

>>40933239
It's not delusional, the women that mire them are just pathetically average.

And the only part that's bad about that, is they claim these average women are 7/10+ when in reality they are 6/10, just like the guy.

> EQ is magnitudes a less efficient steroid than others
> Most charge higher for it than tren when you take into account the doses

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>6 days before cosplay day
>happy with conditioning, body is drained from all the dnp/cutting and I'm just waiting for the glycogen to return and I'm raping my liver with 100mg winny and 40mg superdrol a day


Kind of in the mood for some strawberry trifle(140cals, 4g protein per 100g) or triple chocolate trifle(200 cals, 4g protein per 100g).

They come in a 500g bowl, so if I were to eat 1/6th of them a day leading to the show I should be fine and and not spill over.

Kind of afraid I'll probbaly just eat it in 2 days tops then go into a binge/starve rotation to adjust myself.

fugg.

any1 from uk here? not roid related but how much does mephedrone go for on the streets. i was high out of my mind last night and paid like 40 for 2 grams but supposedly its much cheaper than that(one of my friends said so)

i snorted like 7 lines throughout the night, felt liek i was going to die and my throat was fucked

did i get scammed/overpay?

>>40934154
eat a quest bar

chocolate chip cookie dough or cookies and cream

What would be a rough estimate for how many calories are burned during ~75 minutes of weight lifting on 300mg test e are week and 50mg of var a day.

>>40934425

taste like shit and is insanely calorie dense.

30 grams of a quest bar is literally 240 calories and its fuckin trash.

Whis is this called /fraud?

Test is not fraud!

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>>40931695
What? I've used tren for quite some time now.

>in nightclub
>ugly 30 year old brazilian slaps my ass
>dance with her
>make out and fingerbang her in the club
>get so many weird stares from other girls
>think whatever, join her home
>she begs me to use a condom
>say i dont have sex with condoms
>slip it in, she doesnt seem to mind anymore
>feels like she just pissed herself
>fucking covered in period blood
>she gets emberrassed
>i say fuck it, lets just go fuck in the shower
>shes so ugly but im still rock hard
>fuck her more
>fall asleep while she tells me about her 2 kids whom are 10 and 12 years old

thx tren, no ragrets

im 21

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>>40933026
How the hell is it lagging that much? Post your chest routine.

hello guys

im around 215~ 5'8 (squat/deadlift 600+, bench 400+, ohp 250+) and as you can imagine I am quite fat. the only reason i am considering cheating is just to look better. would running test (i would stay on forever once starting) improve my body composition at all or would I just remain the same bodyfat while gaining some muscular bodyweight? I am guessing I need tren if I want to recompose without dieting

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>>40915099

>>40933026
Go for it

Do we have anyone here who uses insulin? Or is that too spooky for you guys like it is for me?

Any of you do 250mg test year round with no blasts?

>>40934858
You still need to diet if you wanna look good on steroids. 90% of the shit you hear about tren is overblown bs from people who've never used it. Steroids help you to keep muscle mass while cutting and that's basically it.

How do you guys store your gear and needles and stuff? I still have mine in the boxes they were in for shipping, just like... on the floor next to my desk in my room. Feels like they should be in a special container, though.

>>40935078
Some folks recommend a lockbox, to keep things secure. Depending on where you are the cops may need a warrant to open the box. I just use a spare toolbox lol.

>>40915099

>Dw she only wants me. Stay jelly

lmfao

>>40934839
I was doing ppl but turned one of my push days in to a chest/triceps and moved the shoulder portion to the leg day.
But chest day is;
Flat bench with 5 cluster sets of my 5 rep max consisting of 4 reps, 10sec rest, 2 reps, 10 second rest 1 rep

Incline db 4x12
Incline flies 4x15
Cable flies 4x15
Lower to upper 4x15
Single arm pec dec 4x15

Chest work on my actual push day
Incline bench cluster sets
Db press 4x12
Incline flies 4x15

>>40935555
So you dont work chest...

>>40934872
>filename
based anon

>>40935586
What does your chest work out look like then?

>>40935638
Sweaty yet sexy

>>40935653
Ah cool just another tard who had no idea what they are taking about

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*cums*
*Ends the California drought*

>>40935704
>tard who had no idea what they are taking about
You're probably right there, just doesnt seem like you do much.

>>40924981
Those are hemorrhoids. Caused by eating too little fiber, and sitting too long on the toilet. Stop these and save Uranus

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So today i started dbol at 20mg, i will bring you everything you wanted to be in life, me... myselfff and me

i also talk to myself when i talk to myself whenever i am alone

COLLEAGUE SAID TODAY IAM GETTING BIGGER BY THE DAY. I have even trouble getting trough doorways and pissing in public restrooms, KEK

GET BIG, GET BIG, WHILE YOU GET SMALLER

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fuck dbol works quickly af, first day i take it and i am feeling crazy in the head even more

THE PLAN IS TO GET THIS LITTLE MICROPENIS UPGRADED TO 20 INCH RIMS

>>40936042
whats your adress??? ima kick your fucking ass you stupid ass white boii

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>>40935987
>pissing in public restrooms
Muh prostate.

>LITTLE MICROPENIS UPGRADED
Mast with a 8x6 when? You'd probably do good in straight porn given your body if you had a nice dong.

>>40936042
don't forget to increase the AI my dude

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Is there any downside in taking a lot of sugar if you're still at a deficit and have lotsa superdrol and winstrol to go with ur injectibles?

>stack shelves
>have a 500ml bottle of mars milk, 50g sugar
>liter of choco brownie skim milk a day, 80g sugar
>ketchup and mustard, 15g sugar
>skyr icelandic yogurt, 60g sugar

also the regular carbs I get from side dishes.

My TDEE is just barely above 3000ish and I'm still kinda cutting for a special day, so I'm taking in about 2500 a day.

Is it still possible to bloat or "spill over" despite that?

layne norton PHD broscientist says sugar has no effect on anything unless you have a pre-existing condition, and if you are not at a caloric surplus.

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>>40936897
Regardless of whether or not sugar has some measurable bearing you should be eating like shit. 80g of sugar from some chocolate brownie milk is pretty gross.

You're gonna get the beetus if you're not careful.

>>40935773
>EIU,
time to get on tinder.

>>40936955

I still hit my protein goals with the rest of the calories I take in though.

Also, choco flavored milk has more protein and the same calories as regular milk so it's not like I'm fucking myself over.

Plus phd broscientist george farah says never to combined carb and fat, so I'm better off with the flavored milk(carb+protein) vs the regular milk anyway.

>>40936897
I'd cut the sugar if you can.
Mostly because giving in and eating sugary stuff will promote bad eating habits, rather than any imediate effects.

If you cut sugar lone enough, it'll eventually taste nasty and unappetizing.

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the pics I have on tinder don't do my physique justice, but this summer I'll be swimming in pooosy anyways. Damn cutting brah.

>>40935773
>>40936964

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Was swimming at the gym and had to wait 20 minutes for a lane to open up because a dyke and her trainer were talking the entire time instead of swimming.

>>40937048
She sent me a gif and I responded and then she unmatched me.

Although she supported trump I don't think she was redpilled on the Jewish question. Shame, she could have continued my royal bloodline.

>>40937048
holy fuck you're bad at tinder

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>>40937138
Is that so? Because I just matched with her again KEK

>>40937134
>Tell her you want to motor boat her tits
>she says okay
>you still manage to fuck it up
I'm impressed to be honest.

>>40937185
>>40937185
>>40937185

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>>40936955
>should
Shouldn't reeeeeeeeee fucking autocorrect Gboard bullshit.

>>40937193
based mods

lmfao

>>40937594
>>40937594
>>40937594
>>40937594
>>40937594


>>40937469
Truly based.