Careers

Night shift gas station. Studying also. Looking at potentially going into car sales for extra dosh.

Not really. Biphasic sleeping is a godsend and helps me also get sunlight. I lift as soon as I finish my shifts, smash my breakfast and then crash for 2-4hrs. Wake up, shake, and either swim, martial arts or paint models depending on the day. Then it's back to sleep for another 3-4hrs

I'm going to get my GED in April. Then move 30 miles west and become an electrician hopefully.

29 yo neet here

>>40908118
what norton movie is this btw

>>40908118
Had to quit. Coworkers were hired slim and healthy turned injured and at least overweight after 6 months.

Work as a teacher
>dem 17 year old girl mires I can't do anything about

m-muh

Teach at a private school though thankfully so at least the student know not to be literal degerates all the time

>>40908170
fight club

>>40908170
Fight Club


I'm in the military. Kind of. Air Force. Sucks for gains because I work all the time and I'm constantly stressing. But the food is free because I'm on a remote tour and I have plenty of gym time. Just have to contend with the colossal retards that inhabit every base gym.

>>40908191
Bruh you ever noticed that the girls that are 14-17 are starting to get taller and have bigger asses/tits

like the fuck mang? Is our food being pumped with more roids?

>>40908193
>>40908195
damn, I watched it so many years ago I guess I forgot this scene

>>40908231
xenoestrogens

obesity

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>>40908191
> Work as a teacher
>dem 17 year old girl mires I can't do anything about
I would do stuff to them their younger brothers wouldn't even imagine.

>>40908167
28 yo neet here

>>40908191
Nope nope nope. All my fucking nope. Instantly regretted getting an education degree and went back to study business. Fuck that temptation, not worth it.

>>40908191
How busy are you/how many hours a week do you work?

>>40908118

IT Consultant. I usually work out 4 times a week, for 1-1.5 hours each day. Probably dyel for fit standards.

It looks good in the normie world, most people prefer it to gross roidfags. If you just want to be in shape and look attractive it is more than enough, if you didn't already fall for the body dysmorphia.

6'1'' and 187 lbs.

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I'm 26 and I have no idea what to do with my life. This is my 4th year in college, but I'm still a sophomore. I've dropped so many classes that I think I'm probably going to get kicked out this semester.

As of now I work at a gas station and holy shit I really don't want to do this anymore. I've been told to go into IT because there are a lot of people in it that don't have degrees, but I'm not sure if I'm smart enough for it.

>>40908118
i work at an amazon warehouse

I'm neet that's about to wage slave and sell all my vidya. I'm probably not going sell for half of what's worth retail but shipping individually sucks.

Used to work at Walmart, it was awful
There are people that literally come in just to fuck with you, old people that have nothing better to do than argue with you about prices as if your minimum wage ass has any authority.

I'm in school for engineering, hoping to get an internship or something this summer.

I'm a chef at wendy's

Accountant, or should I say, rockstar accountant!

In my 20s, maybe comptroller or budget director in a few years. CFO by 40? I can dream!

I have to sit a lot. Got a standing desk too. The fiscal year kind of ebbs and flows so sometimes I'm busy 12 hours a day, others I can go on two hour long walks. Lift every morning before work.

>>40908634
How many hours do you usually work a week?

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anyone work in finance here? Im a finance student who needs help with direction. What field should I go into? Is there money to be made in finance? will i lose all my gains?

>>40908118
IT Technician, inbetween jobs now so I got all the time I need.

>>40908658

Normally around 45, occasionally 50-60 but only a few weeks during big bids, budget season, or some emergency audit.

Warehousing manager / senior scrap purchaser

Small warehouse for a recycling company. Bretty good for gains, lots of heavy lifting and time on my feet. Plus the company is paying for some of my school and the health package covers massages and physio

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Enterprise Architecture.
I'm more qualified than 99% of 4chan, which by it self in not much of an accomplishment, but still feel good.

construction manager

hours are long, fairly stressful, leaves me tired at the end of the day. I do 2 full body workouts during the week and one on the weekend to fit everything in.

Gains are a little slow, since I frequently slip up on my diet and rest is never enough but, I get to be outside a lot and the pay is pretty good.

>>40908384
This is me except I'm 25, and I work night shifts at a grocery store.
You're not alone but we're both fucked.

Im a lawyer.
The only negative thing its getting only 6 hours of sleep.

trying to get into medschool
if i fail i will just finish my chem eng degree

>>40908118
I am going to be office rat my whole life.
>futute lawfag reporting in
Been intern in law firm for 1 year, gain almost 10kg. Never gonna let this happen again.

Small business owner but thinking of selling in the future. The hours and the stress just aren't worth what I'm making anymore.

NOC analyst(IT). Work a night shift about 3/5 days I'll have about 6 hours of watching YouTube. Training to be a Business Analyst slowly so I can get paid more and have a social life in 2 years or so.

Come home, play a game of DotA, lift, make food and then sleep for around 9 hours and then go into work at 10pm

>used to be NEET between 16-18
>decide to do something
>two years college
>two years uni
>got first job interview next week with British Airways Engineering

I'm nervous as fuck to be honest. I'm just an autist in disguise at the end of the day

>>40909201
>NEET between 16-18
What about highschool?

>>40908163
Used to be a car sales consultant myself, good work to get into but very high pressure and a lot of negotiating, hope you're good with people

>>40908253
I recognize this

Office drone.

All day I sit on my ass wishing I was drunk.

All night I make it real.

Terrible for gains

>>40909338
What kind of office work do you do?

Bouncer at a bar
Security for a institution

Just about finished with my personal trainer and nutritionist course.

>>40908978
Qualified faggot

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Who here is a college drop out?

I feel like college just isn't for me. I have failed too many classes and I just can't seem to get myself to go to class anymore. I don't know what I'll do if I drop though. As of now I work in retail and I don't want to do this forever, but since I can't do well in college I feel like I am stuck here forever.

for those who did drop, how is your life now?

>>40909502
Hey bro,

I did the college thing for two years, dug a hole with debt for being indecisive, and work as a salesmen now.

I have good months and bad, but the debt is the worst. If you are close, even remotely, at least get fucking something.

Im paying 27k for jack shit.

Dont make my mistakes, anon.

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>tfw not born to rich parents so I have to wageslave away into eternity
Somebody save me from the hell that is reality.

>>40909314
UK here. Finished secondary school and didn't go to sixth form. Just became a total freak for two years.

>>40909552
Well I went to community college and also got financial aid. When I transferred a 4 year school I had to take out a few loans. I only owe like 5k so far in loans, so I guess its not too bad.

I'm not close to being done. Because I failed a fuck ton of classes I have to retake them. I was supposed to be done with my degree last year, but I'm so behind that its almost sad.

Idk man I just feel lost in life.
Good thing my retail job is flexible. I have a enough time to get a good workout in and still eat pretty clean. I really don;t want to do this forever though.

>teacher

Good wage, work part time, have enough time to play vidya, lift and go out

I'm a baker at a local family-owned place right now, going for my EMT certs this fall and then potentially law enforcement

Inb4 bootlicker

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I work in construction, HVAC to be precise. My first week I was too fucking exhausted to even make dinner after work, I was also really very awfully fat though. I started meal prepping because construction is long days and started losing weight. After a while I took up lifting again and after another while I started some jogging and even later I started playing rugby. I still skip training sporadically but more because I'm home late, not because I'm so exhausted anymore.

I used to work as a pizza cook and do odd jobs (unskilled labor, paint prep, cleaning shit) on the side where I could often make over 20 bucks an hour cash. I saved a bunch of money,quit working, and spend my time at home with mummy and daddy working out, doing school work, and watching anime. Now I have an academic scholarship for more than full tuition to a good school, going in initially for a stem degree but likely switching to a math dual major with whatever humanities meme degree I feel like. I dont like working so I try to work as little as possible by saving money from all my jobs and getting as much financial aid for school as possible.

Student currently. Working towards a degree in Finance. I can probably do alright with exercising after work, since I don't often let being exhausted stop me from going to the gym.

I put glass units together. Only way it fucks with my gains is that I have to get up early.

Currently in LEO academy. I am propably going to get a degree on law or something after graduating because it would help my career or I could just switch to civilian side of life if I get tired of being a cop.

Student currently in Optometry school.
>tfw considering seppuku due to muh loans

>>40909502
I'm not murican so I don't have any loans or stuff like that but when I dropped out of higher education I learned a trade and it was the best thing I ever did. I make good money and my future is looking brighter than it would have when I would've had a degree.

I'm this >>40909714 btw

>>40909714
how hard is HVAC to get into? what's the pay? what's your daily work like?


Trying to decide whether to go into something medical or do a trade...

Im in the military. We run and do body weight shit as a unit in the morning at 530am, break at 630, be back for work at 730. Get a 2 hour lunch to go lift at the gym from 11am to 1pm. Go home for the day at 330pm.
It ruins my gains when we dont get our 2 hour lunch. Those days suck but are rare. Maybe once a month.

Fucked around in community College but set to graduate with a double major in accounting/finance this December. Currently work delivering pizzas making ~15 hour. I just want to reach 1/2/3/4 for reps and be making over 50k. Almost there brehs

host at a shitty chain restaurant. just finished a big 4 public accounting internship and got a full-time job offer for next summer/fall.

>60-65 hour/week busy season
>up to 1.5 hour commute with traffic if i get a shitty client
>bye bye gains!

>>40909890
But you'll get a lot of dosh which means more sloots.

>>40908384
>>40909011
The IT is constantly out of people and even without education you can get a great job offers if you actually know the practical things. I have a friend who was in a very similar situation like you guys. Failed like 4 years of uni in row, but he started learning in Unity to make games. He started on his own game and worked on it diligently. He landed a job in the game industry and making just a bit less then me and I have masters. They asked him to make a simple android game for them. And of all the people who submitted theirs, his was the best.

>>40908118
I work for my nation TSO in the IT team that mediates the company requirements to the external IT firms. Cozy, secure job with nice benefits and alright pay.

>>40909904
$55k/yr is good money but it's not a lot

>>40909844
Well funnily enough I first studied nursing and I wasn't able to finish it, a mix of being tired of school and studying and just being a lazy pos in general. I got into HVAC after I dropped out by doing an adult education (literally translating here srry) and learning to become an electrician. I started working as an electrician and I wanted to specialise and develop my trade so I started looking for some more education like domotica and industrial electrician. But then a good friend of mine told me to get into HVAC and more specifically ventilation technician, his dad owns a now huge construction company and they needed ventilation technicians badly. So they sponsored that education for me and I got a real nice job with them, I further developed in HVAC by learning heating and soon I'll be learning cooling techniques(?). So I kinda got lucky because of my 'connections' but HVAC is booming in general so it shouldn't be too hard to get into even without knowing anyone.

>>40908118
truck driver
i eat roller dogs

>>40909920
>55k
The fuck nigs, do you live in Jewyork?

>>40909911
What do you think is the easiest thing to do in IT? I've thought about going into it, but since I don't have much exp in it I don't want to get too stressed out learning something that very difficult.

>>40908686
Depends on what you want to do. I have fraternity brothers who were finance economics double majors and went into investment banking - they work easily 80-90 hour weeks and are the bitch boys but in 5 years will be making 7 figures. Obviously working 80-90 hrs a week leaves little to no time for gym unless your dedicated.

Other career paths include sales, family banking, financial analysis, actuarial science (if you're good at stats), or any general business job.

>>40909844
Whoops, I forgot to answer your other questions
>what's the pay?
Well right now I'm making 2200 euros net a month on paper, usually there's another 600 to 800 euros cash in hand. When I first started as an electrician it was only about 1600 net a month plus about 500 cash in hand.
>what's your daily work like?
Well simply said installing ventilation shafts and heating at construction sites. A lot of heavy machinery and lifting shafts and pipes. I won't lie, it's physically demanding. At the office it's mostly designing plans and working with the other tradesmen and architects.

>>40909961
i'll be working near niggerdelphia

Economist here for the fed. 10/10 work balance life, gym in my building, money gains, life's p good.

>>40910052
Fuck you I'm jealous, the NY fed didn't hire me :(
Hopefully the DC area one will be more interested in me but a lot of the gov't jobs for econ dried up when trump signed the executive order

College coach. Get a lot of activity prepping for and holding practice, but I also get to use the athletic weightroom. It's nice.

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>>40908118
6:00am: wake, coffee, breakfast
6:20am: train in home gym
7:20am: shower
7:30am: start freelance soft dev from home
12:00pm: take a break - make some lunch or go out with a friend
3:00pm: finish what I set out to do for work - schedule is open after that
6:00pm: dinner - on a weekend I'll go out with friends or hookup on tinder
10:00pm: bed

Only work a couple months a year depending on the employer.

Serving in a restaurant is the way to go. Make around $150 a night, cash in hand, don't have to be at work til 5 so I have all day to lift/vidya/fap, and I get to sleep in. Also have a sugar momma girlfriend that handles all the bills. Got it made

Lads, how much does GPA matter at all when getting a job? I'm graduating with econ and comp sci in a few months with a 2.8 gpa. I think im gonna focus on comp sci b/c of the higher earning potential.

>>40910148
In the end, all that matters is that you're competent enough to do the job and to make money for your boss.

>>40910148
If you have connection, you'll be pretty good.

>>40910208
Make sure to establish connections with at least one of your professors, they're quite important after you get your degree.

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Okay /fit, I'm deciding between Computer Science (Cyber Security concentration) or some sort of Business major.

I want to have a nice, comfy job, not the manual labor or retail wageslave shit. Also I'd like to make loads of money. Any advice? I start uni this fall (yes I'm 18)

>>40910176
>>40910205
Thanks, I'm a much better worker than I am student because of the immediate compensation for my time (pay) so I think I'll do fine in a professional work environment.

>>40910228
Cyber security, best possible field to go into right now in my opinion. The world is becoming more tech dependent and people are even less knowledgeable about the devices they interact with as time goes on. If you do Comp Sci you can open up your own cyber security business...if you go business you'll have a tougher time opening up a cyber security shop.

>>40908118
Im a sea captain.

My gains help me battle the bastard ocean.

>>40910260
I live in a major banking city in the US, so that's why I'm so split on my decision. Both paths could lead to success, but I don't want to end up somewhere I regret.

>>40910136
how do you pass interviews

so far had two and i didnt research the company on the first one and he kept giving me chances to bullshit about what i know but i couldnt give enough fucks to try, the second one asked me what my 5 year plan is basically told them i'm not gonna stay in this shit job i got other plans lmao

>>40908384
There is no such thing as too stupid for IT. You can learn most of programming languages to degree where you can be a code monkey at some big corporation, climbing little ladder to earn more monies, and the monies are quite good there usually. You need some brain to be good in some IT careers, tho.

>>40909434
Did you have to go to a certain school for both or how did you do it? Thats what I'm looking into

I was tricked into believing i needed a university education. Thankfully, dropped out after a mere 2 years. Now i'm job searching.

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I'm a first year med student at an Ivy league. Trying desperately to maintain gains

>>40910745
I know most college's will have a personal trainer course about 3 months long.

There are also a few very reputable online course. Takes anywhere from 10 weeks to 4 months to complete depending on you.

I went the online route. It just fit in a lot better with my schedule. Both courses threw the same school.

>>40909996
Not that anon, but also in IT. Mobile applications are quite a hype now, so learning how to program Android/iOS (or both) is not a bad idea, but from my personal point of view it's fucking terrible. I would suggest going through programmer offers in your area and learning language that is most needed - which probably will be Java or C#

>>40910757
what lol

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Pilot, USAF

Career is GOAT for gains. Gyms are free, and Air Force gyms tend to be well stocked, and the pilot community is Chad as it gets - so gym bros are easy to come by.

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>>40908118
Gym instructor.

Obviously not bad for physical gains. Shit for mental gains though. Everything I do is related to fitness and I struggle to find time or interest for anything unrelated.

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>>40908634
Shit anon, how is that? Im thinking of getting an MPA from McCombs

>>40910905
RAF has shit standards for fitness compared to army, navy and especially RM. Are you sure it's not the same over in Burgerland?

>>40910696
>>40910877

I started codecademy a few days ago. I'm learning HTML so far. Its kinda interesting, but from what I heard from STEM majors is that I won't be able to get any job with that.

>>40910905
that's the most bad-ass job i can imagine, i'm jelly

>>40910948
That's true. If you want to make websites aka be a frontend developer learn JavaScript or .NET (aka C# in disguise).

Unemployed attorney. I regret my career choice every day and just wish I could do it all over again and not fuck everything up.

>>40910944
The required standards are low as fuck. An obese 8th grader could pass the Air Force PT test. The pilot community is different. It's kind of like a big frat. You drink a lot, and you lift a lot. It's very bro.

>>40910975
The Air Force is hurting for pilots right now. Give it a shot.

Lobby govt on behalf of a gardening related charity. Tommorow im gonna have an induction at a weightlifting club 15 mins away from my office - was at a gym near my house but i much prefer work-gym-home. When it comes to gains and working ask yourself:

>does it require long shifts (lets say enough time to work, commute, workout, do personal admin and time for shitposting, sleep
>are you going to a gym that fits within your commute (are you driving 20 mins past your house to get to your gym after work)
>if so is that gym worth it (gyms can be shit to be fair)
>Is it easy to eat at work (fridge, microwave etc)

>>40910948
>>40910975
Oh, yeah. Basic web designing CAN be done with HTML+CSS alone, but the way industry is working now it's unusual and more of a freelance way of doing frontend job. Which is IMHO fucked up as it broken web. TCP/IP and HTTP(S) weren't designed for "responsive web apps". All hail static sites! Ehh, i'm too autismo to even post on /fit/

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I just got hired on the spot to oversee my Uni gym's Olympic/Powerlifting room. I'm encouraged to work out during my hours so the atmosphere is more inviting.

Basically getting paid to work out and form police people.

>>40911038
It wasn't meant for >>40910975

>>40911048
Nice brah. Would like to hear how you get this job, if you don't mind me asking.

>>40908191
>17 is legal in my state

>>40910975
>>40910905
This.

Good for you anon. Mirin.

>>40911017
what are the requirements for becoming a pilot? any age restrictions? eyesight restrictions?

>>40910913
real talk here

>bitches you teach mire you?

>>40911184
20/20 vision

its hard to see shit on the ground and you need to be able to ID friendlies before you go weapons free

not a pilot tho

>>40910228
+1 for compsci with cyber emphasis.
Finishing up my CS degree in May. It's markedly more challenging then business from what I've been told by current CS students who already have BAs in business, but I'll be damned if its not more fun then staring at an excel sheet all day.

>>40911177
But sleeping with students probably isn't.
In CT the age is 16 but you can't sleep with teachers, professors, tutors, or any other adult authority figures

I work in private equity. 95% of my time is spent shitposting on 4chan and the other 5% is spent taking phone calls and checking emails. We own several businesses in the auto industry.

Pretty cushy gig but once I build up my stock portfolio and have enough passive income I'm going to quit or find a way to work part time.

>>40911213
uncorrected?

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Second year veterinary student. Doesn't affect my gains.

I'm 24, Data Support Officer. Just sit on my ass all day.

I can deadlift 160kg, no belt for 5 reps.

Just want to get into the police force desu senpai.

>>40908580
> Chef
> Wendy's
Pick one

>>40911080
I was deadlifting in the power room and chatting with the guy who's there, he told me how he works 60hrs a week because they only have two guys atm for the room. (Plenty of dyel staff but they want actual lifters for the power room)

I ask about who to talk to, go find her office and ask to talk about a position. I'm pumped and sweaty and I've been a performer since I was 8 so I'm very personable. She asked about my certifications "besides clearly knowing a lot about lifting" and I tell her none.

Got the job anyway for presentation, charisma, and initiative. Also luck because i was the first one to talk to her about it.

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>>40909584
This sounds a lot like my life.
Holy shit I need more money

>>40908253
Why do I have deja vu rn

>>40908118
Systems Engineer. Every time I need to travel for work, my diet goes to complete shit, I sleep less, and I'm forced to use a shitty hotel gym.

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>>40911217
Did you have any previous experience before you started your degree? If not was it difficult for you to learn?

What is the general feel about the classes, are they more about learning hands-on or mostly notes?

Have you received any job offers yet? (Sorry for all the questions, just very interested in this degree and don't want to spend all my shekels just to change my mind later)

>>40911180
Thanks boys. I do it for the mires.
>>40911184
So you have to be an officer to be a pilot - which will require a college degree. I did ROTC at a state university. So if you hit the following you can do so:
-US Citizen, you'll commission before you hit 29 (They have 3-4 year programs, so you can't be older than 26), and be able to pass the Air Force fitness test. If you're on /fit/ I'm assuming this will be cake for you.
-You'll get a military physical, and some people get DQ'd. Usually with like a history of asthma, or other strange conditions. I don't know enough on this to be able to tell you anything more.

As for pilot, they have their own medical selection process, but I'm not for sure how picky they are. I see a lot of pilots with glasses so I know you don't need perfect vision anymore. I've always had 20/20, so I've never paid attention to the exact rules since they never applied to me.

The Air force website has specifics on all of these goodies. https://www.afrotc.com/program-requirements/medical

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Chemical Operator at a plant that makes Polymer.

24/hr, 20 years old. Only required a 2 years associates in Process Operations Technology. No debt senpai.

It gets in the way sometimes because I'm on Dupont Schedule, but I still make it to the gym after work everyday and I get 7 days off a month. I still live at home with my parents, so momma's home cooked meals.

>>40911248
I think so mate, its what makes it so exclusive
I could be mistaken

>>40911298
thanks mate I'm 23 with a Bachelor's, but I'm a fatass and need to get /fit/ first. Then maybe I'll try becoming a USAF pilot, always wanted to be one.

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>>40911270
We'll make it one way or another anon.

>>40909584
>>40911270
Can't build pyramids without workers. Not everybody gets to be a pharaoh. Doesn't mean that there's not honor and pride in hard work

>>40908191
Have any of them given you their dirty panties?

Production operative in a bread factory. 12 hour night shifts. The back pain from standing and shifting heavy crates all night is awful but you get used to it. Hope to go back to school to become a physio

>>40908256
22 yo neet here

>>40911264
GJ, anon! Good luck with this neat job, mate.

>>40911289
I didn't have a whole lot of programming experience, really just some fucking around with video game files trying to be haxor. I started looking at programming in languages like python before I started, but believe me when I say what I knew before I started was below basic.

For me the most difficult portions of my degree have been high-level math courses, like differential equations and numerical analysis, but most unis don't even have you take classes like that for a CS degree. And, whenever I've had a hard time with the class, the prof usually sucked. You gotta learn to learn on your own, or with friends, I think.

As for job offers, this is where I'm personally lacking, in that I never go and apply for internships or jobs, so I'm not really out there. I do know, however, that if you look for internships and you don't be a total sperg (shower, dress good, talk, laugh) you'll get an internship/job lined up. I know a couple guys who are either less than or my equal in skill, and both got internships with lockheed martin

>>40909434
So what will you do with those? I can't think of it as much if a living unless some actor hires you. You'd probably work at Golds or 24 hour fitness.

>tfw severe anxiety
>tfw college dropout
>tfw retarded

Do I have any career hopes or should I just kms now?

>>40909846
330pm? Wtf

>>40911362
12 hour shifts in a factory is the worst form of hell. be strong Anon.

Paramedic working part time while going to school full time. Schedule and stress are hard on gains, but it's mostly fun. Hoping to finish pre med within the next two years.

>>40911445
just start job searching. apply to anything that seems comfy / managable to you. we're all gonna make it.

>>40908231
estrogen in food and water is not a meme

>>40911392
Thanks for answering all the questions man. So would you recommend that I start looking at programming languages, or just wait for it?

My uni doesn't require any major math, just cal, some stat and some matrices/linear bullshit.

Thanks for the internship info, you should def look into it anon.

>>40908118
Chemical engineer, first job since graduating, been doing it for a few months now

Not too bad (uk fag) pay is shit right now but standard hours for me currently is 8-5 so fine for gains, not much time for much else though

>>40911391
Hey m8 thank you :)

>>40911474
THEYRE TURNING THE FROGS GAY !!!

>>40911476
Not that anon, but I would recommend it to you. If you into security, than starting with Python is quite good. Bretty easy language and heavily used in pentesting. Learning C/C++ is also a good idea, but it's much more harder to wrap your mind around them. I would definitely advice against learning Java/C#, as it would fuck your understanding of how memory works in computers and give you bad habits that will be hard to root out when you'll need to get lower (i.e. go into C or even Asembly stuff) and you will need to do that with security in mind.

Also side note: math is BS, especially in comp science. Statistics == Testing, Calculus == Numerical Methods and Coding theory and Linear Algebra == pretty much all CS at soft level.

>>40910863
Did you have to do general ed or is it a program that doesnt require it?

>>40911673
>math is BS
What I meant quite obviously is that Math is NOT bullshit.

>>40911476
Never hurts to start early. I think a big misconception people have when starting out is that programming languages are like human languages, that they take a long time to learn. In truth, once you learn one, you've learned the basic concepts behind nearly all languages (Not strictly true, as the difference between 'functional - lisp like' and 'procedural - C like' are pretty big). I'd recommend starting with something nice and readable, like python, ruby, or lua. Java is also a decent starting language, as there is plenty of documentation and help available. After you get one down, you'll realize that all of these 'C - like' languages are pretty similar, and picking a new one up is easy.

Also don't sweat matrix / linear algebra. Most enjoyable math class I've ever had

>>40911673
>>40911745
Amendment, first anon is right about java and memory management

Metrology engineer
Cozy position when there's bit much to do and you can just program a machine to measure shit.for you
Horrible when said machines go to shit and there's like 5 more work requests.
Work 9.5 hours 5 days a week, enough time for gym and maybe a hobby
Helps that you can study when there's no much to do to increase your skillset

Tip for anyone interested in metrology: Practice CMM programing, that shit gets you work anywhere

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>>40911745
I've been thinking of getting into IT. So far I am learning HTML on codecademy. I know this isn't enough to get me a job, so I'm wondering what should I learn after HTML?

Insurance sales and porn on the side. Have a team of about 15 recruits that I make commission off of so half my commission I don't even try that hard for.

~7k a week. Easy money. I lift at 5am and 8pm daily.

>>40910595
You have to literally be retarded to not be able to get a server job

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>>40908118
Work on a supply ship in the North Sea. Access to gym onboard, 6 months of the year off. In summer time it's perfect.

In winter it's a nightmare. Over Christmas couldn't even walk in a straight line let alone lift anything. Cardio was out of the question.

Food is pretty shit also

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>>40911673
>>40911745
Thanks for the information guys. I suppose I'm going to hop on codeacademy and start learning some Python. The math hopefully isn't too difficult, but nevertheless I should be able to manage it.

Here's hoping we all end up somewhere decent

>>40911797
I already answered it here >>40910986 if frontdend is not what you want to do look here >>40910877

Sidenote: HTML isn't a programming language, but I see there is pretty much everything that will make a frontend dev out of you in the code academy (JS, Ruby, Python and a lot of popular frameworks - there is no PHP, but I think there is a reason behind it...)

>>40911797
I'd say put effort into getting familiar with linux systems. If you wanna go desktop support, then you'll be running around fixing everyone's shitty windows box. If you want to be a Systems Administrator, you'll more than likely need to be familiar with linux/unix systems. I'd recommend dl'ing Oracle Virtual Box, setting up a ubuntu or debian box on it, and playing with command line for a while

>>40911889
No prob. Good luck, mate!

>>40911797
>>40911891
Amendment, this anon >>40911898 is right. I was talking specifically about programming jobs in earlier posts.

>>40911445
how hard is it to get back into a college after dropping out?

In food service but desperately want out because conatant exposure to fatties and grease makes me depressed.

I work as a paramedic.
Night shifts really mess with your gains and sleep. Aside from that, if you meal prep then you are fine during day shifts. But there have been times when I have been awake for 20 hours and I feel like I am going into hyper space because I have been chugging coffee all day long.

>>40912051
>I feel like I am going into hyper space because I have been chugging coffee all day long.
Glad I'm not the only one who gets this feeling

>>40912036
Same here bro.
The problem is that I can't find something I like. I always quit. I'm almost 25 and I'm getting to old to be working at a restaurant. I fucking hate working with high school kids, man.

so what do you guys think of a kart pusher? asking for a friend.

>>40909584
Sounds more like:
>I have a shitty attitude so I have to wageslave away into eternity

>>40909714
Electrical here. I have a similar experience. I never worked out my first year because I felt exhausted, but it was all in my head. Now I go into the gym exhausted, but once I'm warmed up I am fine. The diet is a challenge, always being on the road, tempted to pick up fast food or something at a gas station, but meal prepping helps.

>>40910249
Then use that to build up. If your GPA does keep you from starting high, start low and work up faster than others if you're that good of a worker.

I'm 19 and I'm scared of not finding a rewarding career. I've been thinking about either becoming a lawyer or a teacher/principal, but honestly, I'm so lost. Not a good feeling.

>>40911733
Doesn't require it

>>40913050
my advice: study something that's pretty much guaranteed to land you a job later on. science, technology, medicine, for example. I know people who spent years studying only to not be able to even find a low-entry job and I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

but then again, we're all a whole world of circumstance, and desu no one will be able to guide you perfectly

>>40908274
I agree couldn't agree more.

I Worked at a summer camp for 3 summers with hot highschool girls wearing swimsuits and being weirdly flirtatious. NOT WORTH

>>40909584
I remember when i was 15 and thinking the same thing
Thank gid i grew out of it a few years later and started actually doing something to get what i want

>>40913232
it's kind of a shock when you grow up and realize you have to be responsible for your own existence all of a sudden. especially if (like me) you grew up in a socialist country.

Just got hired as an industrial medic, starting at $200 CAN a day moving up to $450. It's probably gonna be a struggle to get used to having such a flexible schedule (casual/call in) but I'm sure I can work out after the job just I always have

>>40913086
Sick! Im gonna look into it! Tired of school. Thanks bro

I'm a journeyman drywall taper \ finisher. Id say most of the work is cardio, I rush around all day climbing stairs, benches and scaffolding. I get tired but I'd say it's beneficial to muh fitness. Still starting trade school for mechanics tho. I dont have much love for the drywall anymore. Money is gud at least.

>>40911452
Yeah dude those are my days. And to think im 21 with no degree making 50k a year doing this easy light pace desk job in a camouflage uniform, lmao.

>>40912103
same here 22 and been working at the same place for 3 years and they only hire hs kids, some cute ones but they're all jailbait

Feelsbatman

>>40908118
Student for welding, I work at a fried chicken restaurant.

>>40913937
how do u feel about african american brothers

Software development. Company provides lunch so that's out of my control but still I can stick to the protein rich foods. I work 4 days, I go to the gym in the evenings and on saturdays

I'm a line cook. It's actually great for my gains since I can sneak free chicken breast, salads and other veg. The issue is I work the fryer and it is really easy to eat French fries without even thinking about it.

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As a kid all I wanted was a short and fulfilling life. Instead I got stuck in a system where I'm expected to enthusiastically slave away with most of my fruits of labor not even going to me and mine. And as a reward the powers that be feed me xenoestrogens and mycotoxins.

Truly the pinnacle of humanity.

>public accountant
>worked 50-60+ jan and feb
>worked 80+ march
>just got put on a 4/30 year end

put on 10 lbs the past month

>>40909068
hire employees
>>40910052
kike

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Currently a graphic designer but I'm about to quit and join a really high paying associate developememt program in the print industry. Make a shit load of money and get two years of high level management training and experience. It's not creatively fulfilling but after 2 years I can leverage that into something great.
Currently getting back into running to mitigate all my desk time. Working 40+ hours a week has forced me to be more disciplined and focus on meal prep so I'm and casually getting way healthier.

>>40914200
fuck you passionately, corporate wage cuck here. you eat literally X1000 better than me. I'll probably die before you despite the $$$ but i can't quit cause of obligation to famiry. (seppuku status anon)

Supply tech in the armed forces

Get a shit ton of disposable cash after a 3 year contact and my job isn't difficult
Will retire at 40 once my nest egg hits 400k

Private equity analyst. Hours are 8am-9pm, 6 days a week. I literally have to sneak out of the office to fit a gym sesh into my schedule (gym is right down the street). I have lost at least 10 lbs of gains since starting this job 10 months ago :( But at least I'm on track to retire by 40 so just gotta stick it out.

>>40908326
I teach between 4-6 hours a day, outside of teaching time I'm suppose to do other things, basically 9-5 gig, but my school has a really nice gym which I can work out at for free, and I get free lunches at the canteen and they cook pretty decent food

Honestly can't complain, and I actually enjoy teaching which is a bonus. it's a 16-18 only Alevel college in the UK, I teach Maths

>>40908118

Spent the last month working in ice cream production.
did no exercise at home over the course of March, and my pushup sets went from 20 at the start to 40 now that I'm done.

>>40909037
This is true

>>40914651
kill your scheduler. im starting big 4 audit next summer and ill fucking quit on the spot if they fuck me with a 6 month busy season.

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>>40908231
>14-17 are starting to get taller and have bigger asses/tits
Yup.
One girl is 16 with 32H cup.
>pic related
Another short chick is a G.
E cup seems to be the norm now.
Also they're all taller than me (including the boys), so I've basically lost any vertical authority and have to use horizontal authority instead.
>tfw almost Huge Jackedman mode

>>40911177
kek not allowed to sleep with students buddy, even outside of class.

t. Australian English and Drama teacher.

I'm a NEET who occasionally GETs.

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>>40908384
IT is a good option.

I worked outsourced by cisco as a TAC engineer and i dont have a degree.

However its requires some time of study in order to get at least a CCNA or some type of cert that can give you a entry level helpdesk job.

Trust me, i always thought i was bad on this kind of stuff. But if you spend some time actually reading you get to realize that is not that hard

>>40915009
How the fuck are you gonna live off of 400k for 30+ years??

>>40911253
>you
>newfag
Pick two

>>40908118
chemical operator. very dangerous job. love it because i work by myself and people are scared to come to my work area. have a home gym in my work area. awesome

I'm a janitor making 7.75 an hour every night. It's pretty relaxed but I'm a complete dyel so I'm exhausted after work. I wanna be an electrician but I'm scared because the old noggin don't work too good, not for anything.

>>40915280
>not living well for a decade before killing yourself
What's the point of even pushing on?

>>40908118
software developer. easy desk job w/ good salary, insurance, 4 weeks paid vacation, 401k, etc.
sedentary work but it's really easy to deal with doms after lifting heavy.

>>40908118
Currently a business intelligence analyst, was asked earlier today to lead a new subsidiary from the ground up as CEO.

Was very fortunate to have a good education growing up - was very active in student council, debate, and mock trial through HS and wound up President of my fraternity and on my dean's advisory board in college. It put me ahead of the curve.

Made a bet with my girlfriend that I could hit 1/2/3/4 by March next year so this my current thing. Set small goals anons (:

>>40915280
20 years actually (I doubt I'll live past sixty since I'm a heavy smoker)

Also that's just the money in my mutual funds account. In the end I'll have around 500-550k

>>40915132
what sort of degree do you need for teaching

tfw no microwave or refrigerator where you work and you can't get enough calories to bulk

>>40915280

He's not. He's gonna collect retirement and use the 400k to cushion the fixed income. Lern2adult.

>>40915587
Ok, so he's getting 5% of the 400k each year. That's still living off $20,000 a year which is below the poverty line

>>40915690
not really an issue if your mortgage is paid off.
in some regions you can live really comfortably on 30k a year, during your 20s and 30s when you have debt from student loans, mortgage, cars, and raising children.
problem is, what do you do with the 40+ hours a week that used to be dedicated to work? hobbies require money.

I literally fuck around for a living. 30k a year for running a mechanical all around the place. Can't live on this for ever. Currently 60h/wk

>>40908118
>Job

School (Psych/CJ) ; Comp Tech for $bigboxstore

>fuck up gains

Good and bad. All the meal choices on campus are fast food and non-fast food is pricey. Either way, I only eat meals on campus when i'm with the mates and I'm there for an extended period of time (I live off campus).

Cutting is fairly easy tho

>>40908191
How smart do you have to be to be a history teacher? I'm worried my 100 iq isn't sufficient.

>>40915768
Looool teachers r dumb

t. Doctor whos friends couldnt get into medicine after biomed undergrad so had to become biology teachers

>>40908118
Graduate assistant. And part time sales guy for a company I interned with.
I make jack for money, but my jobs allow for a great recovery.

>>40908686
Working out at lunch has become big in a lot of finance firms. You know, if you're the kind of pussy with time for a lunch.

But really yeah you'll be able to make time for an hour but it will be very hard. Your discipline will be tested. On the plus side, you won't eat much and you'll do coke, so you'll stay slim.

This only applies to big finance.

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>>40908118
What a timely thread. In the past week I've been getting wagecucked to death. I'm a data analyst, we just had a shortfall in enrollments, we've been working 14 hour days to change the our incentives. Needless to say my workout schedule has been fucking destroyed. We have other 'crises' that come up and disrupts our workflow often.

The worst thing? I'm still trying to get out of DYEL stage, absolutely soul crushing.

>>40910905
Marine here. Kinda wish I joined the air force because our funding is shit and our gyms suck

I'm a lawyer. I work in house for a financial services company in an offshore jurisdiction. My hours are much better than if I was at a firm in a big city. Work about 50 hrs per week, but busy weeks can be many more.

Make between $150k - $200k depending on bonus. Almost all of it untaxed. Added bonus of beautiful weather.

Shitty crowded gyms hurt my gains but not my hours.

>>40911797
Don't programming fucking sucks and they underpay those guys for how hard the work is compared to somebody in sales unless your a complete autist thats a math wiz I would suggest starting as desktop support somewhere.

>>40915885
>make 86k/year, still 6 months away from graduating college
>when job requires math, use wolframalpha.com
>grossly overpaid for how easy this job is
what planet are you from?

>>40915541
>what sort of degree do you need for teaching
Depends what grade.
Here in Aus:
>Certificates and Diplomas get you Early Childhood.
>Bachelor give you Primary School or lower.
>Honours gives you Primary School or higher.
>Masters give you High School or higher.
>PhD give you Academics and definitely College/University.

Work @ a fortune 50 company doing actuarial work on hedge accounts and then dev mostly back end(ie: SAS/Matlab+Java+scripting/Appian+Microstrategy and DB stuff we still use DB2 and Sybase QQ) I make well over 6 figures so I cant complain.

>>40915909
What compels you to lie on an anonymous imageboard? I don't know anyone in any major making near that much while still in school and the few programming jobs I interviewed for paid between 40-50k at entry level. Programming is not as easy as all the autists on 4chan pretend it is, maybe your one of the few who really enjoys it so it comes natural but after taking a java class I couldn't imagine starting my day with an agile meeting and then sitting in a cubicle for 8 hours not talking to anyone besides other autists on stack overflow.

>>40909502
Dropped out, now I earn more than my graduate friends. Have to work rotational shift though and it's a huge gains goblin. Not in the US btw

Framer on a crew that builds large custom residential houses. The work is exhausting but fulfilling. I enjoy being able to dress how I feel, not have to watch how I talk, and I don't take my work home with me. On the other hand, I live in new england and working outside while sometimes enjoyable, can also be a real bitch. It's done wonders for my shoulders, forearms, and traps, but destroyed my deadlift because my lower back is always shot. I would like to transition into finish work because it's a lot easier on the body, but it's hard to break into. Also considering getting into private military contracting as I did 4 years USMC infantry.

>>40915885
> underpay
Yeah my 150k a year as a new grad is so little

too dumb to get into business school. studied to be marketing. what now do ad agencies hire ppl without marketing degrees

>>40915981
I'm not understanding your argument. It costs a minimum of $65,000 annually to import a worker from India for an entry level programming job, and that's federal law in the U.S. Anyone offering you less than that is essentially telling you you're worth less than someone from the third world who can barely speak English and needs a business analyst to do all their problem solving for them. This means they have to hire two people for that position, making the cost of that employee considerably more than that annual $65k salary.
You don't have to have a natural talent for it, you just have to learn some soft skills and figure out how to perform well in interviews. Sell yourself as a problem solver as well as a programmer, and that 80-90k entry-level salary is a savings for them vs. hiring offshore + an analyst.
My team has an agile meeting once weekly, with a catered lunch provided by the office's in-house corporate kitchen, and my schedule mostly consists of standing or sitting in boardrooms with business users or senior developers to gather requirements, discuss strategies for tackling problems, et cetera.

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no college degree. come home from work and do product mock ups. how can I sell the mocks to companies? work as a farm hand right now. I build muscle on the job but eat bad too

>>40916186
$150k/yr is far from the average. outside of jew york city, silimeme valley, chicago, etc., the starting pay for an entry-level software dev is like $60-65k/yr.

>>40909846
11B ?
welderfag here
previous company went under, so im working construction (concete and carpentry) til my side gig is over and paid out, then going into NonDestructive testing
(side gig is unironically classified. super dangerous. includes travel. fun)

>>40909795
The amount of times I've gone to a specialist clinic and seen at least one $200K+ car sitting in the reserved car parks for the doctors.. You'll be right.

>>40910998
erin?

>>40910148
It matters to larger companies, the ones who have hundreds upon hundreds of applications will usually cull anything below an impressive GPA.

That being said, if you can get a foot in the door and get yourself in front of them (assuming you're personable) that's your key to getting in. And once you get a job, GPA is literally meaningless.

>>40908253
>>40911274
>>40909337
Fucking furfags

>>40916167
Nigga every other grunt is trying to do PMC. Unless you have something that makes you stand out you're gonna get a shitty job.

Army, extremely bad. Every field exercise means garbage diet, pt is always retarded shit for the sake of being 'hard' xd, and the dfac is terrible overall.

Free gym is nice though.

Firefighter medic. I work out every shift with the crew. Mostly tire flips farmers walks and cardio. I do ppshift
Ppshift. Push pull shift workout. Down from 289 to 235 quite happy. Hard to loose when we cook stupid crazy meals on the tax payers dime.

>>40915981
not the same poster, but sitting in a cubicle and not getting bothered by anyone all day sounds like my dream

Senpai, if you become a teacher only do high school and go for the masters, because I interned at multiple schools and if you go grades 8 or below parents automatically despise you. And if you get a master you get a 20K boost compared to BA.

>>40910136

I got a sugar momma girl too it's pretty sweet.

I work 10 hour days a week on the weekends and my job lets me pick between 4 different 5 hour shifts throughout the week days that I can choose not to go to any if I dont want to. It's pretty chill I lift boxes between 10 - 40 lbs and just walk all day and build pallets so pretty much just light cardio all day and it's helped me lower my bf% without having to cut food. It does get very unorganized and hectic sometimes.

>>40916758

I work two 10*

>>40915541
In America
Assosiates= Teachers Assistant 15/hr~
Bachelors=Any Grade Level, Starting 50K
Masters=Any Grade Level/ Principal, Starting 70K
PHD/EDD=All of Below/School Board, Starting 100000K+
You could get 6 digits with an MA but it takes time and experience. Approximately 10-15 years depending on district
PHD=Any Grade/

>>40909502

Get tested for add/adhd or depression.

>>40913050

attempt the hardest thing first while you're young, at least you'll learn work ethic and you'll appreciate the amount of people put into difficult degrees / fields

>>40916838
I actually did. My doctor wrote me a note for wellbutrin, but I didn't want to take it because I read a lot of horror stories on here.

Stand-Up Comedian

>>40916907
My god thank you for not taking Wellbutrin

>>40916934
Yeah idk pills just seem like a hit or miss. I've read too many scary stories on /r9k/ to do them.

I find that lifting does help take the pain away, but only for a short time.

Work as a barback for a bar, but I study full time at uni. Mostly weekend hours.

Negative- working til 3:30am most shifts. Fucks my sleep pattern up and because I gym in the morning and study in the afternoon, it makes things difficult sometimes

Positive- helps w building up dem forearms and wrists as a nice supplement so my regular routine

>>40908118
Busser at a popular restaurant

I'm pretty much speed-walking for my entire shift, so its cardio work built-in to my day, not bad. Other than that its lifting chairs/tables which dont really weigh much of anything.

>>40911309
invista?

>>40908118
>Sr. Java developer
>Sitting on my ass 8 hours a day + 3 for the commute (1.5 each way)
Shits fucked desu. I used to have a 20 min commute but I moved for a big raise. Not worth it at all.

>>40908195
>Air Force
>stressing

If you aren't a battlefield airmen, that kys pussy POG

>>40908118
>make 15k doing furniture repair
>game all the welfare systems cause I have 5 kids and my wife doesn't work
>work is great for gains cause I'm only in a couple days a week
Ain't even black.

>>40917100
kys

>>40917100
Only hard working WHITE men are allowed on this site.

Civil construction - trade is landscape construction

>>40917114
Ain't even mad.

>>40917139
Not really working hard, but I am white.

>>40915566
>>40915566
esky, icepack and a pair of testicles
fuck me man you are never going to make it

>>40916796
>>40915930
ayy
good to know they're basically the same
gon git me sum dat oppai jb bby

>>40916918
That wasn't very funny.

software developer. I hate it. I wish I went to medical school.

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>>40908118
part time regular gig at Home Depot. recently transferred to lumber, so I cut wood and haul bags of concrete.

also, irregular job as an election equipment manager. 365 USD per election.

have 4 classes at a local CC. going for my nursing AS. hoping to land a CNA/PCT job at a local hospital.

I literally wake up to study, go to school, or work. for fun, I'll fuck around in csgo or post dank memes on youtube instead of cleaning out the garage to lift weights.

somebody help me find purpose in life :(

>>40917277
Holy fuck is that really Alex?

Also I know how you feel bro. I'm in college, but I'm pretty lost in life. I hate my major which is why I'm just learning a bunch of IT and office skills on the side while I take my classes. I also work part time at a bar.

All I do is work, learn shit online and go to school. Lifting and shitposting on a South Indian cotton picking board is the only fun thing I do now.

>>40908118
Banker

When I was a student I used to work borderline 40h per week and study full-time. Compared to that, it feels like I am on vacation.

I'm a full time med student and part time camwhore.
I sell my used cum stained panties to beta males all over the world, so I end up making a lot of money. I do feel like a degenerate for doing this though. I also feel bad for the guys because they all really think I care about them, but in reality I don't lmao. I'm almost done with school, so I won't have to do this anymore.

Fucking cant wait!

>>40908195
Faggot airfriend

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>>40908118
Riot Police

>>40914081
Can you tell me about work conditions and salary? Im thinking of becoming a software dev.

>>40915518
>1/2/3/4
What is this?

>>40918438
ohp/bench/squat/deadlift
1pl8/2pl8/3pl8/4pl8

>>40916758
So where do you work?

>>40918812
Thanks, all I could find in google was some 1 mile 2min rest etc. routine, and I figured it wasn't what >>40915518 meant.

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>>40910905
Commercial Pilot. Shit sucks for gains but get payed good money so good food.

>tfw to big for the Air Force

>>40910696
>There is no such thing as too stupid for IT
You are the kind of people I sometimes have to work with that are completely out of their depth and would be better suited arranging shelves in a grocery store than debugging their fucking code, aren't you.

No. You need to have a deep knowledge base and good intuition about computers, operating systems and understanding of logic to be in ANY role in IT that is higher than by-the-book tech support (which, let's face it, if you're doing for over 2-3 years you're doing something terribly wrong and no one would hire you for it when you're over 25). Sure, you can learn, but you'd need to put your heart and soul into it and unless you're already interested in the field you're not gonna make it, or worse - you will, and will be constantly afraid that someone will realize you don't know shit and just faking it and will fire your ass, and your colleagues will notice.

If you haven't tried your hand at programming, web design, compiling software, writing scripts, fixing hardware etc. by the time you're 20, I'd say don't bother.

>>40917264
lol. i dropped out of a US medical school. try memorizing a phonebook for 6-8 hours a day. that's what you'd be doing in med school. don't fall for the "saving people" meme because it's all bullshit. 90% of your time in med school is spent torturing yourself to memorize dumb bullshit. then once you get to clinical years and residency, 90% of your time is spent working like a LITERAL FUCKING SLAVE for 80 hours a week.

>>40919038
Lmao the post.

I'm a cook and a server. Work every day, usually doubles. I've gained line 40 lbs since I got into the industry. I love it but it has fucked up my body. I am always exhausted and I eat and drink after work. I used to be skinny (anorexic desu) then I got to a healthy size and wanted to start aiming for fit instead of skinny but it all went downhill. Now I've got stretch marks and gross flab and it's really making me depressed but I don't know how to fix it. I was back on IF keto for a while until my by broke up with me and I started eating my feelings again.

I've had food issues my whole life and body dysmorphia among other serious mental health issues. I don't think I'm ever going to make it. I feel so miserable. And the killer thing is I'd have a stupid rocking body if I got my shit together. Wide hips, fat ass, tiny waist. I'm a shit for wasting all this potential.

23yrs old

Emergency Room- Registered Nurse

Work in an ER that aldo accepts psychiatric patients (schizophrenics, people high off their balls on meth, suicidal, etc)

Work 12 hr shifts. Learn something new everyday about medecine and life/people in general everyday. Very fullfilling job . Would recommend

>>40919328

Posted on my phone, wzcuse the typos.

Also pros and cons..

Cons: long ass shifts on feet, lots of cardio. Patients and family members being a pain in the ass. People dying even when u do ur best. Also a lot of computer- charting to Cover-your-ass legally

Pros: endless girls in the field, not one day of boredom at work, other male nurses are bros and so we shoot the shit and make fun of fatty patients

Surgery is fucking terrible for gains.

Long as shit hours, tired as fuck when you're done for the day, sore back from having to bend over all day (because all the asian and indian and some of the white doctors are short as fuck), no decent food source (but decent meal prep helps with this), always hungry as fuck because human flesh looks like non-human flesh so just all food all day, diathermy smells like burger rings.

I always over eat, it's terrible. But it's fun and cool as fuck.

>>40908274
Legit dude, teaching is the worst. Constant fear due to teens flirting and miring.

>>40919328
Male LPN here. Enlisted in army, work in hospital medical/telemetry/geriatric/surgical overflow ward.

100% agree with all this. Work like 4 days a week, lots of qt army nurses, lunatic dementia patients everywhere, and old patients with crazy medical histories to deal with.

Lots of walking, long hours, sometimes miss lunch. Good feels and good comrades.

Best routine for this is upper lower imo.

>>40909502
I dropped out after a year.

Hated working in food service industry and went back after 12 months off.

Went at it like a job, never drank (no money) and got good grades in an easy degree (education, majored in Phys Ed) and worked my courses so I'd graduate with a science degree as well for only one extra year of study. Then sat entrance exams for med after graduating.

Now I have hella degrees, work for military, and get to cut mother fuckers up. Nice home in city, decided that Nioh, Nier, and Horizon looked good so two weekends ago I walked down town, bought them all and a ps4.

Med a nice a hot grill in med school who supports my lifting and puts up with my lactose intolerant farts due to whey, gonna marry her.

Fuck man. It's legit. I hardly even come on 4chan apart from to look at shitty fucking threads and remind people that it's possible to make it.

I'm not jacked though. I'm still skinny as fuck, I've been larger.

Like the world isn't perfect, but I can recommend taking time off, working and saving (or pay off all your debts) and clear your head; then go ham at school and smash it.

Police

Long hours and random shifts, we do have a good police gym however.

Makes doing something like sheiko really hard
just doing 531 now, its pretty sad

Working in marketing. I sit around all day which fucking sucks, but the pay is pretty good.

>>40909640
desu get a degree in a field with work built into it (nursing, teaching, medicine, law, paramedic/EMT, business management).

I have over 50k in debt but it's fine. Average annual pre-tax wage here is 55k and 1st year out of uni I made 68k pre-tax (gov job tiered pay increase every year). If you live like a reasonable human being, a graduate can pay off their loans quickly (if they're employed as one).

My buddy was an electrician, hated it, went and did IT or some shit (dunno the name) and now works for the education department stopping kids from looking at porn on school internet or some other IT shit (I think it's actually data security for personal info and whatever, but who cares). He's smashing his loans by just living in the same place he was before, drives the same car, eats the same food he ate before grad. And because there's no study, his job is actually easier than uni because it finishes at 5pm

Once you realise that it's ok to still eat oats and frozen veg even though you have a fancy job, and you pay off debts like a bill it becomes really manageable.

>>40909728
Bruh, education major, then math graduate degree and become a math lecturer.

>>40916450
Optometry, not opthalmology. He will still be ok, but not as rich as an ophthalmologist.

20yr old

infantry

>>40910069
Coached hs basketball as an undergrad, was fucking awesome.

Probably the best job I ever had until I graduated.

>>40910148
It only matters for the first job.

3 months of experience >>> Top of the class.

It literally doesn't matter at all if you can prove that you know what you're talking about in an interview or have work experience through internships or references or simply know a guy who can help you get a job.

No one actually cares if their dentist got a good GPA, they just care if he's a good dentist. Same for accountants, engineers, etc etc etc.

>>40919525
rip, light infantry?

>>40910228
Depends on your personal connections and the area you live in.

For example, if your uncle or dad or best mate's mum work in a Business field and can get your foot in the door, do that shit.

If you have no leg ups at all (because you're not white enough), look into who's hiring now and who you think might be hiring when you graduate.

Anything government is legit for cushiness, but money is usually better in private sector.

>>40910358
You can go back and do the other one at age 40. No reason you can't fix a mistake (except kids, that's hard to fix. Don't make that mistake)

>>40919573
thats not even a thing there nothing light about it

>>40908978
Qualified to put your thumb up your ass.

>>40908118
i'm a biomedical research scientist so i work way too much but don't really have fixed hours so can gym whenever. terrible career choice btw, do medicine or go corporate instead

>>40911445
Night audit at a hotel.

>Never talk to anyone.
>Do maths
>Lots of free time on the job to read 4chan/blogs/textbooks/novels
>Work in a super structured way
>Every night the same thing with different numbers so "new problems" but very easy to do
>Day time free so you can go to gym, bank, whatever the fuck you want.
>Good pay because have to work nights.

But don't tell them you hate people, because you have to man the desk for when people lock themselves out of their room or whatever at midnight.

>>40912001
Depends on the country I believe. In Australia the low tier unis will accept basically anyone with money and then you just fucking fail and drop out if you're dumb but they still get your money.

>>40912784
I did that in hs.

Legit job desu. You do cardio all day, heaps of free time, you can work all day and it's super easy or you can work hard for like 10 mins and take half an hour off with no issues.

The pay is ok, but minimum wage in Australia is pretty good, you'll never be rich, but you could maybe buy an apartment or house in the middle of nowhere on that money and you have a literally 0 stress job, so if you find joy outside of work or don't get bored easily you could defo live a happy life.

Electrical engineer (finishing my masters, currently writing thesis)
27 y.o. though
very exhausting job, a lot of overtime + there's nobody to teach me my job, I got thrown in a fire
not payed a lot since I'm still officially a student, but enough I can't spend it all in one month

thinking about moving to Germany since
>no gf
>dad is dead
>sister in practically unemployed most of the time, >mother is suffocating both me and sister
>we're also piss poor, even for Eastern European standards

>>40913050
Read the book "So good they can't ignore you".

Give up on a rewarding career and look for a secure, or high income, or low stress, or in some way "Acceptable" job.

Then be good at it, and find joy outside of work.

The idea that your career has to be special, or nourishing to your soul, or make you feel emotionally rewarded is bullshit that the baby boomers fed their millennial children to placate them.

Unless you're rich (due to your parents) you're better off looking at yourself and deciding what makes a job shit, what makes a job acceptable, and find something in a STEM or a caring field (teaching/nursing/aged care) that balances the least amount of shit with the most amount of acceptable.

>>40919766
>The idea that your career has to be special, or nourishing to your soul, or make you feel emotionally rewarded is bullshit that the baby boomers fed their millennial children to placate them.

this is so sad and so true, and the sad part is not having to work a decent job that you don't "love"

I'm a blacksmith so my arms are ripped, I have popeye forearms. It's pretty good for gains actually, it's pretty much just swinging a hammer all day and moving heavy stuff.

>>40919739
things will get better for you anon, don't ever give up.

>>40915930
There are bechelor degrees that get you secondary in Aus.

>>40919251
Fuck you faggot you know exactly how you gained that much weight and exactly how to get it off. I work two jobs cooking and i have no problem losing or gaining weight. Learn to control you impulses.

>>40917277
Once you graduate and have some money you can go on a holiday, go out for beers, or take girls on dates.

Life is so much better on the other side of the poverty line bro.

And once you're finished studying, you don't have to take work home with you and you'll actually have real free time, and money so that you can do something with it.

>>40919038
Age isn't as important as you think it is.

>>40919788
It's not sad, it's liberating.

Find joy outside of your job and care less about your job. It's there to get you money so you can do and have shit you want.

Once you realise this you sweat the small things at work less. I once timed how many spoons I could polish in a minute, extrapolated that to spoons per hour and figured out how much I was being paid per spoon.

Made polishing spoons so much better. I could think to myself. "Would I polish a spoon for 27 cents?" (or whatever the price was). The answer was always, "sure why not? I could do heaps of them and make pretty decent money for basically no fucking work!"

Sure, it's not as cool as heart surgery, driving a tank, or designing a bridge, but it take almost no effort to get the job and there's no stress.

I have more expensive tastes than I could afford on that salary so I got a degree, but it's freeing to realise that your job is "just a job".

>>40920010
>the sad part is not having to work a decent job that you don't "love"

the sad part is that we are being lied like this but the older gens because most of them are fucking clueless about academics and brainwashed by hollywood

Work in Amsterdam tourism while doing pre university course mathematics 2 days a week.

This summer I want to start as an army signal officer or do data science in university.

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>>40908686
Lose gains make gain$

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>>40908978
You sound like a project manager. Fuck outta here.

>>40908118
I am a Commissioning Manager for a local government body. Sit on my arse all day, but I earn 52k a year. Just have to run in the am and lift at night. Pretty much have no time for anything else though so when I take holiday I need to fill the hours or I get bored as fuck.

TV writer/producer. this is my first year on the job, but I look at my coworkers and they're all out of shape. got some real qt3.14's in the office though, so keeping myself as /fit/as possible is key.

I lift 3 times a week. I usually do 5 days cardio, 3days weights. but diet has been the bitch. I'm not shedding the pounds like I want to but from today I'm changing my diet around.