My 600 pound life - Steven Assanti

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>>40907140
That pic

it's obvious the guy has mental issues

>>40907140
Wait.. what? Steven Assanti will have a trillogy on my 600 pound life!!
Oh lawd, now i have to watch this show

"It sounds like the perfect storm of disfunction is coming" - Dr. Now ( man god)

>>40907140
What the fuck, can I really watch the entire episode outside the US on the official site, or will it eventually show me a screen asking me to sign in?

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> No sense of morality
> Literally overgrown manchild
> Not a shred of kindness or remorse for his actions

Just fucking put it down.

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What the fuck is this interlacing? Can people working for a tv channel not edit a fucking video properly?

Do you guys think Steven likes pizza?

>>40907140

This guy is just like Jason Blaha.

>>40907154
most fatties do

>>40907890
>when you're so fat even the encoder doesn't know where your real face starts

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>>40907868
no

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>>40907979

>>40907140
What is fits fascination with this show? I've never seen an episode

>>40907140

Anyone else feel a little bit for Justin? Seems nice and pretty chill. Steven is such an asshole. He blatantly only wanted to walk around the hospital to visit and torment Justin.

>>40908088
It is similar to slowing down when you drive by a car accident so you can gawk

James and Steven are great eps because it's like a really bad accident

>>40908162
No, not really. Justin had Olympic caliber mobility compared to Steven. If he wanted to he could just waddle over and smash his brother's nose with a frying pan whenever he feels like it. He assumes a victim role much too easily and probably constantly bemoans the unjust plight that is his existence on some reddit version of r9k.

Justin was born to suffer, so suffer he must. I feel nothing.

>>40907140

>800 pound disgusting lazy piece of shit flesh mountain
>glorious Last Samurai hair

>be me, fit, healthy, hard working, overly conscious about my health
>going bald at 15

THANKS UNIVERSE
THERE IS NO GOD

>>40908457
I lost it when he tore out his hair for fun. JUST

The dad cracks me up. He just dumped his son and ran. And his accent when gets smarmy with fat boy is hilarious.

>>40907140
For anyone who havnt seen it

http://www.onwatchseries dot ac/link/vidto.me/14891412

Jesus fuck the two of them are perfect r9k stereotypes.

How do people let themselves get in that state

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>>40907140
being addicted to pills and pizza , i pity him

>>40908711
lel ty brah

>>40908372
It's stunning that Steven can even walk at 650lbs

From now til the day I die I will always pronounce the word "pizza" in that thick Rhode Island accent.

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>medical RV

okay him being disgustingly fat aside, does he have some form of autism?

>>40907176
Steven enjoyed the hospital attention way too much, last night TLC put extra facts on the screen and one of them said that he kept using his tablet to take photographs of the female nurses. I'm sure he bullied them on purpose too.

>>40908898
some internet commentators think he might be a sociopath or have some type of narcissistic disorder, not to mention that his obvious pain med addiction

the younger brother looks like a classic "adult child of alcoholic" case

Are all three eps out? Late to class because I had to finish watching the first one. Dr. Now is fucking amazing man. Sets those consequences. But fuck I wish like... bob Harper or something is his at home caretaker and just yell at him all day.

>>40908952
The first episode aired on the 29th, so part 2 will be out next wednesday

This fat ass was on Dr Phil 10 yrs ago. He's just a scammer trying to get more drugs and PIZZA.

http://www.empireboobookitty.com/2017/03/steven-assanti-dr-phil-fatboygetdown.html?m=1

>>40908926
>he might be a sociopath

This. For sure. He's not a normal human being, he has no empathy and he thrives on causing others pain.

His brother is just a damaged kid, he could probably be saved if Steven wasn't around.

>>40909418
>he's not a normal human being

What was your first clue? The fact that he weighs 800 lbs?

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>>40909549

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>>40907140
>he broke the fucking bed

>>40908162
no, i think he is more deplorable than his brother because he points criticism at his brother constantly but doesn't know he shouldn't be talking; he only weighs 200 pounds less than him. He is also a fucking baby

Okay.... serious question. I can kind of guess at the answers but I want to ask anyway...

Why not just literally cut away chunks of him?

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>>40910531
good question . i dont know
but in the previous ep thats what they did
>fatty lost weight
>no surgery
>start choppin off bowling ball lumps from leg
but that lady had all her extra weight in her legs

>>40910531
i think it's mainly that making large incisions and inflicting large wounds through surgery is dangerous. Obesity also increases the risks of surgery. A lot of the bariatric surgeries on the show are laparoscopically for this reason. And also that without lifestyle intervention you'd expect them to continue eating the same way that got them there in the first place.

>>40910598
>>40910531
The crosstalk between these two organs is vital to both metabolic and vascular homeostasis. On the one hand, adipose tissue is highly vascularized, and maintenance of ample supply of blood flow is essential for both expansion and metabolic functions of adipose tissue.

tl;dr they would either bleed to death or their bodies would die from shock, the palm of your hand is around 1% of your skins surface area so look at one of those fat fucks and do the math.

How the hell do these people have the money to eat so much all the time.

>>40910598
>dat loose skin

Holy christ. Talk about paying for your sins.

>>40907140

Anyone else have trouble loading that stream? Is it on youtube though?

Is James going to be topped for worst ever fat piece of shit on the show?

Send the damn dad to a shrink...

[call button intensifies]

>>40913038
>>40913038
>Daddy won't buy you pizza anymore
>nurses take away your hospital trendies
>no more drugs to soothe my pains from no food in 45 seconds
>doctor no no tells me I need to behave
>throw my piss bottles at the evil nurses
>doctor no no tells me I have to leave

"no please give me a second chance i'm sorry...."

"No"


Episode had doctor Now at his most savage.

i can't stop laughing

>>40912795
The best part is when the brother is like "stop enabling it's runining you and him" and mister boston is like "it's nunyah business" and gets mad.

Honestly it's part the mom's fault because those two kids both have fetal alcohol syndrome hard and the dads for not laying the smack on both of them.

The younger brother has a chance with some therapy, distance and Doctor Now. Older brother is gone, either just institutionalize him or get an appointment with doctor buckshot at the behind the shed clinic.

Why can't they do full-body liposuction?

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Stevens brother Justin is a savage btw lmao here's some gold...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcvEs5InjFQ

>>40913176
The body can't handle the damage and blood loss/shock will get you and if that doesn't get you the infections will and after surviving that you could just get a fat emboli and stroke out. That is if you don't die on the table from the stress of simple anesthesia.

Watch the recovery they go through after skin surgery and now add on the hundreds of lbs of fat and all the biological support it requires and how long it would take to remove.Their heart can't take that level of stress.

>>40908457
mods? or are you say you went bald at 15

>go live with mom
>they both get fat living with mom
>mom's bf is violent towards them
>go live with dad
>the dad denies pizza
>him and steven hit eachother
>steven called the cops
>threatened to press charges unless dad buys pizza
>dad is now steven's bitch
all of this is backstory, i can't believe this

I wonder if they still have sexual urges or masturbate.

>>40913212
Oh. That makes sense, I guess.

>>40913132
That scene was actually exactly the one that made me make the post.

I mean ok, I'm cynical enough to... "appreciate"... the entertainment value but trufacts: the whole damn family needs therapy for any of them to have a semblance of a normal life.

>>40913254
Watch a liposuction, it's fucking brutal. It's a giant milkshake thick needle and the they just ram it into the fat and scrape away at it, fat cells blood vessels and all. If you're small and it's not in a critical area it's fine but these people, nope.

>>40913177
Definitely doesn't seem like Justin was being bulled by his brother like he accused him of it seems like the other way around.

>>40913289
Steven was a manipulative dick and was easily bullying his brother by using him for whatever he wanted.

Watch the scene where they both get admitted to the hospital and fat steve waddled into justin's room to badger him to stay in the hospital and get weight loss help not because he cared but just so he had someone familiar nearby.

Steve would use every tactic to get what he wanted, threats, tantrums, intimidation etc. Bullying isn't the right word but he was abusive.

What was Steve's lunch in hospital?

Looked like oats, scrambled eggs and some meat patty

>>40913244
No. Around 350 lbs the fat reaches a point where it reduces your libido to like 0.

>so my dad hit me, then I hit him and then I called the police and my dad got arrested
>then he said to me to drop the charges and he will buy me a large pizza
>so I did
america
not even once

>>40907140
TRILOGY

Is this going to be a three-parter

>>40908162
Justin is just as nutty. When finally put into a position where he couldn't point to his brother, he went full tism (not making eye contact and watching Dr Now through the phone). Even with no Steven and being a NEET, Justin "doesn't have time to lose weight" while being 600 lbs.

He only looks good by comparison. In all likelihood, JUSTin is as neurotic (in different ways) as his brother

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>>40907979
Got to eat big to get big

>>40913439
Yep.

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>>40908880
>broke the titanium bed in the medical rv

>>40910531

in addition to the 'they might die' reasons other people have listed

They only approve people for surgery if they show a willingness to change

There is no point cutting the fat off a fat person if they just make themselves fat all over again

>>40913353

Justin is JUST as manipulative and like I said was more of an instigator then Steven. He didn't show it at all but here's another video of him when of how he actually acts when he's not on national TV. And besides I don't blame the fat fuck for trying to get his brother to stay in Texas with him for support as the guy needs it just as much as him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMoBoujTjI8

>>40908162

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcvEs5InjFQ


Really now? Yeah, Justin's an angel...lmfao

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does anyone else with they ram a private/remote weightloss clinic where you could abuse the fat people into losing weight. they'd have no contact with the outside world, and no one would ever believe them

like one of them starts throwing a tantrum so you just blast them with a firehose or some shit

and you could do it completely with a clear conscience knowing you're saving their lives

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>>40914157
Thats my dream

>>40907979
Fucking saved. This shit is like a r9k greentext brought to life

>>40910598

>but that lady had all her extra weight in her legs

T H I C C

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>watch it, dr.now

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>first one to lose 50 pounds gets to stay in my hospital

Can we use these guys as HAES models?
Because, you know, they're OBVIOUSLY healthy?

>eats pepperoni and cheese pizza all the time

Pepperoni is disgusting. I don't how people order that shit

>>40907140
How did no one post this video yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-83nEuXTjBE

>>40913227

The first time I was told by someone they knew I would be bald was freshmen year of a trade high school, sitting in plumbing class. This was 7 years ago. I'm nearly full mr clean mode now. i just shave it.

But jesus that fat fucks hair is god damn glorious. Theres almost nothing I wouldnt do for that mane.

>>40907162
Watch it family, this assanti story is actually great. Guy has some serious mental shit tho

Would it be murder if you overfeed that fat guy with all the stuff that is bad for a person. Like actively trying to go for a cardiac arrest.

>>40913482
Justin comes across as pretty depressed, but salvageable. It is all well and good saying you are going to do it on your own, but as we all know a substantial change in lifestyle takes commitment and can be hard. Fuck having to do that at 600+, I don't even want to know what his current diet looks like.

I hope Justin turns it around. Steven is a lost cause, but will be interesting to see what happens to him none the less. On a side note, have there been many 600+ people who have managed to get back down to a "normal" weight through diet and exercise alone and no surgery?

>>40914157
you do realise that won't work? which is why you dont see medical professionals supporting it?

>>40918123
It worked pretty well in Germany.

>>40918123
It sounds like fun though

>>40917635
>But jesus that fat fucks hair is god damn glorious

until he fucking tore it out

> when steven assanti is a better shakespeare character than you could hope to be

>>40918123
of course it would work. they wouldnt have any access to food other than the controlled portions I gave them. it would be impossible for them not to lose weight

the abusing stuff is unnecessary, but I want to

>>40918123
>which is why you dont see medical professionals supporting it?
No, they don't support because of this pesky thing called legal issues and ethics.

>>40919192
>tfw you can legally slaughter real pigs for meat but not pig-like humans

>>40908372
I don't know man. I was reading even when they were kids and their drunken mom would leave food out while she was out partying and nobody was home Steven would steal all of Justins food and boss him around even as children. That Steven was constantly squashing Justin on everything.

>>40908711
>http://www.onwatchseries dot ac/link/vidto.me/14891412

thanks man much appreciated

>>40913177
What the fuck? The brother calling the other brother fat and giving him shit for it? Are you kidding me. YOUR STILL MASSIVELY OBESE. I can't believe your proud that you weight 600 pounds instead of 800 pounds or whatever. Like.... you are still abnormally fat and disgusting.

>>40920862
Because Justin needed that food. Just sounds like more boohooing to me. Justin needs to act like a man for once in his life and just kill himself.

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>>40914784
I noticed that too.

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>>40917635
You don't need it anon. Hair might get you some looks, but body gets you more. I recommend watching pic related if you need some inspiration.

>>40910598
christ it's like someone took a lighter to a barbie doll. good for her for losing it though.

>>40914792
lotta loyalty for a cucked dad.

>>40907140
>it has a first AND last name.
That's just cruel.

>>40914792
NOTHING
I ate NOTHING

>>40910531
There are blood vessels in fat so you can't just cut it out

>>40914792

Have we started the BBQ?

>>40910598
>I have legs like that to look forward to
It looks so painful with all those veins, too.

>>40913177
justin is a little retarded cunt too

both of them are awful

>>40914792
Well congratulations, you broke the bed. Now what's the next step of your weight loss plan?

>>40910531
you can but there are hundreds and thousands of vessles to cauterize, it would take about 10 days and 6 teams of surgeons and if you dont get them all cauterized your in for a mess and if you take it all at once you will literally kill the person

>>40923713
Crashing this medical RV... WITH NO SURVIVORS.

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>Lisa, I'm Dr. Now
>The diet plan I just filed with TLC, this is me, my nurses, Lisa here, but only one of you
>First one to lose 100lbs gets to stay in my hospital
>He didn't diet so good
>Tell me about James, why does he consume 15,000 calories a day?
>What happens if we pop his leg boils?
>Lotta loyalty for a former cheating wife
>OR PERHAPS SHES WONDERIN' WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVIN' HIM A GASTRIC BYPASS
>At least you can talk, who are you?
>IT DON'T MATTER WHO WE ARE, WHAT MATTERS IS OUR FOOD
>NO ONE CARED WHO I WAS TIL I HIT 600lbs
>James?
>If I pop those leg boils, will you die?
>IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>You're a big guy
>FOR YOU
>Was getting fat part of your plan?
>OF COURSE
>Well congratulations, you got fat, now what's the next step of your master plan?
>EATIN' THIS CHINESE FOOD, WITH NO LEFTOVERS

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Do they get big muscles underneath the blubber from the high protein intake and carting around all that mass?

>>40925207
>WONDERIN' WHY SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A MAN DIET, BEFORE GIVIN'

fuck I heard it in his voice

>>40925221
yeah dude, at one point steven is lifting his 600lb body onto a bed with ONE leg, dudes would probably have a good foundation if they ever cut hard

>My mom was an alcoholic

So was mine. I hate this dude so much.

>>40925221
> carting around all that mass?

They are literally immobile, the only carting is a cart of polish sausages for emergencies.

>>40915820
fantastic

>>40923713
>>40923971
underrated

>>40913353
How can someone that can't barely move threaten you? What is he gonna do? Waddle around like a duck made of fat?

>>40913353
I got the impression that Steven did that to make Justin leave, because he knew he would if Steven "wanted" him to stay, so that he wouldn't take the attention from Steven. Watch the episode again, Steven only gave a fuck about Justin being in the hospital when he heard about him getting his own room.

>>40913398
source on that?

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>>40913874
You know, he sort of looks like Egoraptor

>>40907140
internet aristocrat's nasally voice makes all of his content unwatchable

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>>40907140
why do i watch this shit holy fuck

>>40915820
Are you joking?

woah i cant believe egoraptor let himself go like this... sad

I hope TLCgo have every future episode unlocked. Much better to simply have youtube-dl grab it than wait for some shitty SD encode.

The dad is in such a shitty situation. He seems to have some rapport with his sons but they're so abusive towards him. He'd be so much better off ditching them and finding some friends.

He should be a spokesman for Domino's Pizza. Free pizza for life.

>>40929366
I don't get how any parent can love those things :/.

His shits must be a fucking nightmare. Consuming that many opiates coupled with his diet of pure junk food must mean he shits once, maybe twice a week.

>>40923822
Where did he go when he went out the house?

>>40929735
All liquid

>>40929965
He called a different hospital to come get him so he could get more painkillers.

>>40907140
>>40907176
Fat bastard cutting here...this memeshow is wow...

>>40910598
Nice cans thou...

>>40913874
This is too much...i'm starting to have flashbacks to the ending of Akira.

>>40914784
White Apone?

>>40925207
>The bbq fire rises

>>40929965
The extra tlc notes said he attempted to get painkillers at least twelve times

Does the Government pay for this shit?
How are these fat losers able to afford an army of doctors and food?

Episode two when?

>>40930787
Wednesday

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>>40930446
A true patriot, nothing says american healthcare like doctor shopping.

>>40907176
As a nurse I honestly believe these people should be turned away.

>>40931025
Enjoy your unemployment.

>>40907140
Do you think he would survive a DNP fast?

Am I the only one gets depressed by this? Looking at Steven is like looking at a violent dog that would of been put down if it wasn't for his father. Even if he dies, which is probably the best recourse, it will still cause anguish to the father.

Imagine how fucking tough his body must be go survive the punishment. The guy is 800 pounds and can walk. There is an adonis under that body that will never, ever be released.

>>40929735
imagine the total flow, 6-pizza opiate shits

>>40929366
Imagine how bad he will feel ten years from now, after he's seen both his sons grow up to be disappointments and then die before him. Truly a life wasted.

>>40930661
I think he gets some money from the govt. for his "disability", daddy buys him food, and TLC pays for the surgery and Dr. Now.

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>He will do WHATEVER IT TAKES to get his way
Steven is leaving humanity behind, c'mon!

>>40907979
context?

>>40932810
He was kicked out of the hospital for abusing the staff, but he could stay on the weight loss program, he just couldn't stay in the hospital, so his dad got him an apartment nearby. After he arrived at his new apartment, he asked his dad to get him a large pizza just this one time, and then his dad asked him for a slice, cause he hasn't eaten anything since 6 in the morning, but he refused.

>>40932865
Yeah I'm watching the video now, didn't realise it was from there.

On one hand I really do feel sorry for the Dad, but there has to be some sort of shared responsibility in this. People don't just become 700+lbs.

>>40915820
That video is in the op you fucking retard
Learn to read

>>40925207
>He didn't diet so good
God damn it that got me good, kek.

>>40907140
I often wonder what I would say to one of these people if I ever met them face to face. Not just a random fatty on the street but one of these people who you know for sure is just a complete waste of life.

>>40932890
His dad always gets him the fucking pizzas, his brother even told his dad not to get him the fucking pizzas, but he fucking does it again. Steven lost 100+ pounds in the hospital, but then he got kicked out and his fucking enabler dad let him gain the weight back. I mean I'm pretty sure he gained weight in his new house by how fat he looks when they visit him. And his fat brother talks about how he started losing weight, but he still looks fat as fuck, because he doesn't follow Dr. Now's diet, he just does some bullshit exercise, like walking a couple kms.

>>40921699
But the reason Saitama lost his hair was because he got too swole.

Still, worth watching for anon all the same.

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>>40932988

I actually love OPM. made a custom dual monitor wallpaper for it actually.

tangent

>have watched anime 5 times or so with various people
>read manga twice
>never read webcomic

>look up info about season 2 of anime
>>>>>>>SPOILERS IN EVERY TITLE
REEEEEE

>>40929366
>dad asks if he can have a slice of pizza
>son flips him off, not even a no, just direct fuck you even though he's the one who bought the thing
Man, if I tried that shit my dad would have killed me.

>>40931310
>can walk
He limps, he doesn't walk.

>>40933999

You can't really spoil the much. May as well read the manga though. The art is great.

How much you think he can bench?

Steven Assanti = 1 large domino's pizza

Jason Blaha = 13 large domino's pizza

Case closed. Bonus points for Jason Blaha being a pedophile.

>>40934386
1 large pizza and a 2 liter.

>>40934385

Read the manga, just not the webcomic. They spoil a few minor things, but the fact they're trying to get clicks by putting spoilers in the title makes me want to firebomb their headquarters

>>40932988
>too swole

No such thing.

>>40932963
>he just does some bullshit exercise, like walking a couple kms
To be fair I bet when you are that size walking for a couple of miles is a workout in itself.

>>40935457
That's true, but he probably doesn't burn a significant amount of calories doing it, even at his weight, while he most likely still eats like shit, and following the diet plan would have a much more significant impact.

>>40914157
Just go 50s psychiatrist on them, ECT, drugs, anything to break and reprogram them.

>>40935711

that's what they did. They starved him and gave him opioids which just hardened his drug addiction in place of the food.

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HEY QUIT RIPPING ME OF

>>40913874
>>40914120
How does this happen?

Why didn't the parents stop feeding him when he stopped being able to get out of bed?

>>40935251
That's what he thought, too.

But his gains became too great, and now fights are boring because he's too strong.

A cautionary tale.

>>40934547
kek

>>40936560
look up enabling behaviors and muchausen by proxy syndrome