>Decline bench >Do it anyways

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>Deadlifts
>Not a necromancer

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>Chest Flys
>Still a grounded DYEL

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>>40906349
>good mornings
>actually had a shit day

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>preacher curls
>actually an athiest

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>box jumps
>box never actually leaves the ground

>Back extensions
>Still a manlet

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>cable row
>boat doesn't move

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>dips
>feet still dry

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>>40906349
>this thread

>skull crushers
>skull intact

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>Visit /fit/
>Still act like like I'm on reddit

>chin ups
>still depressed

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>squat
>not a slav

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>clean jerk
>still have to clean up afterwards

>zercher squat
>there's not even a female in the gym to formcheck in the first place

>farmer's walk
>not a single cooking utensil in sight

>barbell shrugs
>they don't eveN HAVE SHOULDERS

>pistol squat
>no possible way for a verb to be angry

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>>40908515
>squat
>not eaten by tyranids

>cardio
>not checking a cheap AK for photo ID

> do lawnmowers
> live in an apartment

> do a squat
> not even slavic

> punch bag
> doesnt hit me once

> do french press
> dont appear in Charlie Hebdo

> do bent over-rows
> not even homo

> go on cross trainer
> quite happy actually

> go on stairmaster
> stairs still dont call me 'daddy'

>lifting
>actly yeh, i do lif a ting

>>40908585
Fucken kek

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>>40906349
>Monkey rows
>Am not black

>lifting gloves
>not on their own, they aren't

>barbell
>wait what this is a gym

>hip thrust
>only regular farts, really

>pyramids
>not a single egyptian or mayan in sight, thankfully

>>40908630
Go home Kevin.

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>>40908652

>front squat
>not trying to fool anyone

>doing some flies
>my penis couldn't possibly fit

>pec deck
>fuckin loved those little things as a kid

>reverse grip
>hands not disgustingly bending backwards around things

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>curls
>hair is still straight

> sled pulls
> hasnt moved me an inch

> power cage
> still cant charge my phone

> window wipers
> gym is in a basement

> exercise bike
> hasnt moved in years

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>>40908716
>>40908706
>>40908672

jesus christ. just stop

>>40906349
>post workout
>i didnt work out today

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>>40908716
>>40908706
>>40908672

>>40908741
Wow....those are fucking awful.