*blocks your path*

*hip drives through you*

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>>40884545
>>40884545
Y-you too

>>40884545
lol i wouldn't be going to a squat rack anyway so how can you block me fatty?

>>40884545
Fuck off you fat piece of shit

"pours poison into ear"

*Throws gallon of milk in opposite direction*

>>40884545
vomit full galon of milk all over him

>>40884545
gives the head nod of acknowledgment and goes for 6 sets of squats.

>"p-please mark I can't do anymore squats my butt is too big as it is."

>flex a 'cep
>he's impressed how much it's lagging and let's me through

>>40884545
>*blocks your path*
You mean
*greets you with open arms*
Thank you blessed rippe-sama

>rows him out of the way

>>40884545
Well since this would only happen in texas I just shoot him.

when you realize starting strength is a copy paste of some other pl coach that mentored rippe

>>40890364
NON NEGOTIABLE

>>40890364
>>40890422
Legally? No laws broken?