FPH / FPS / FAT HATE

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>>40882870
i'm sure everyone knows dr. now but in case you don't know steven assanti he is a semi-famous internet troll that has a big youtube channel where he humiliates himself for the fun of others.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtVDcqMw-10

His brother who is also fat hates him and makes fun of him in this video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcvEs5InjFQ&

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I NEED TO RETRAIN MAH BODY FROM EATIN CHEESEBURGERS

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ROASTED

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>>40883071

>visible vaginas
>I think

this is a blue board.

>>40883457
I think the flaps cover the actual vagina but I don't really know

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>>40883457
i think you can see that she is wearing underwear for like a split second in this one

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American Beauty 2 Late for a Diet

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Eyes Wide Shut 2 Portion Control

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>>40883688

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Spring Breakers 2 Much Bad Cholesterol

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>>40883230

> get a bigger wagon

Holy shit, Savage!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StHMB1nhwb4

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>>40883756
These pictures make me fucking depressed, those used to be people dammit.

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>>40883791

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>>40882958

Why even live at this point? Serious question. How on earth can someone do that to themselves?

I had never heard of Steven Assanti prior to this and I honestly cannot fathom his existence.

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Captain America Civil War 2 Fat To Walk

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this one always gets me

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>>40883854
Fuck you.

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>>40883867

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Leaving Las Vegas 2 Many Clogged Arteries

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>>40883877

>>40883791
the best part is the missed note because he is scared of the fatty punching him.

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>>40882870

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0F9bOgt-es

>fake article, real lard

>>40883854
Fuck you

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>>40883920
hey anon, save the better quality pic one and delete yours.

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Precious 2 Hard to Lose Weight

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>>40883950
thx senpai

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>>40883961

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>>40883974

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Rain Man 2 Intelligent to Be Skinny

>>40883230

W E W

>>40884000
B-But... How is this humanly possible
im shivering

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>>40883791
KEK

>>40883833
I genuinely don't understand how someone who is clearly immobile gets all that food needed to sustain such mass. Assuming he is 30, 6ft, and 800 lbs his maintenance is 5,500 calories a day. That is a fuck load of food.

So who brings it to him? Who enables him? And why the fuck do they do it, knowing it will kill him and is making things worse? And more to the point, how the fuck do they afford it?

I get that sometimes people fuck up and bad habits form leading to them being overweight, but there comes a point where you think "right, this is going too far. time to cut down". Surely when you can't walk and probably have trouble breathing is a good indicator?

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>>40883961

>>40883747

This bitch not only plans to eat a full pizza to herself, but already has a huge plate of lasagna pizza in front of her. What the actual fuck is wrong with people.

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>>40884126
See the plate of Mozerella sticks?

>>40883974
this will always be my favorite screencap. it encompasses everything i hate

>>40884106
that is clearly satire

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>>40883955
>FUUUPAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40883747
I could go for some of that pizza right now god damn

>>40884272
Don't do it, anon. Think of James' legs.

>>40884311
AH SHEIT POP OFF JAMES

>>40883867 Holy shit, my english teacher has that exact same profile picture and she's fat as hell, can you post the picture with the name not censored

>>40884356
Sorry senpai, i dont have the uncensored version

>>40883756
>im fat and unattractive so i make ugly faces to seem quirky

god i would put a child in that girl on the top, even though she is a buzzfeed retard
she makes my dicc diamonds

>>40883756
bottom looks like grump cat...wtf

>>40882870
I need help FPH, my BF% measurement with calipers gives me 14-17% but my body looks like the 20-25% model representation for men.

Can I just have uneven fat distribution? Or am I mismeasuring?

>>40883791
>Obnoxious little shit hide behind the rules of civilization to be obnoxious little shit

Roughly 1 chance in 20, I'd say, they could have pissed off the wrong fatty and get stapped in the guts for their trouble.
And if I was there to watch I'd have aaplauded all the while.

>>40884041
SS + GOMAD

>>40884496
Calipers are not known to be very accurate for most people. Even if you are as low as 14%, don't worry about, just keep going and get as lean as you can. An arbitrary measurement isnt as important looking good and being healthy

>>40884598
That's true, I wanted accurate measurements to make very rigid, solid plans but I guess I can't.

How much do you know on this subject? I have other questions I could ask

>>40884616
not the person you responded to, but you can use bf% measurements to track progress.

>>40883844
not sure which is worse, the tub on the scooter or the furry and his wench in the bg

>>40883877
>Basically a longer version of REEEEE delet this

>>40883854
I screamed in class and
>she
laughed at me :(

>>40884687
you're a fucking faggot and you should kill yourself

>>40884496
Calipers arent accurate

>>40884062
>that's a fuckload of food
not really

Just one of those Baskin Robin shakes is nearly half of it, a dorito is 12 calories, a big mac is 500+ I could easily down 5,500 if I was going to do it like that.

>>40884496
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy

try this

>>40884702
nothing is accurate

>>40884736
DEXA is pretty accurate

>>40883823
Lol dude its one girl pretending to be the rest of them.

>>40884658
So, say I'm 20% bf, 150lbs, 30lbs of that is fat. If I want to reach 10%bf, I need to lose 15lbs of fat.

Is it realistic to then break that up into 2lbs a week with a 1000cal deficit for 7.5 weeks? I know all of these numbers add up, but I've never been lean before so I feel like I'm missing something like, a ratio of muscle to fat loss on an extreme deficit that might through my calculations off.

>>40884735
Same result as a 7pt caliber test. I think I may have legit uneven distribution. Thanks friend

>>40884000
>forehead gut

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>>40884735
>>40884658
For reference this is the body comparison I've been using

>>40884859
I consistently test ~20% right now and I look like the 30% guy in that pic, I think that might be a bit off.

>>40884776
With 1000 deficit it is likely that you will lose more muscle than with a 500 cut. But somewhere between 1.5 and 2 pounds is realistic per week on a 1000 deficit, but some of that will be muscle so it may take a bit longer to get to 10%.. Also remember that the greater the cut the more diminishing returns because of adaptive thermogenisis.

>>40884881
>adaptive thermogenisis

Aw fuck me I just want abs. Should I taper up to a 500 deficit or go on a maintenance diet for a week to reset?

>>40884875
I considered that but I dismissed it as making excuses

>>40884905
You'll still get abs on 1000 calories faster than 500 (Assuming you lift and have abs under your fat). Adaptive thermogenisis just means that your body will partially lower it's BMR on a prolonged cut. Not even close than enough to stop weightloss but the Weightloss to Calories Cut ratio gets smaller the larger the cut.

>>40885000
So I may not be cutting as low as I think I am? Is that correct? I'm manlet af and I've been cutting hard for a long time fairly consistently. Is there a way to calculate my TDEE with greater accuracy? I tend to just aim for 1200 per diem.

>>40885027
You may not be cutting as low as you think you are, that is correct. I don't think that there is a more way to Calculate TDEE that doesn't involve real world doctors and breathing apparatus. I would keep on doing what you are doing though, I'd be weary about muscle loss resulting from cutting any more than you already have. I only mentioned adaptive thermogenisis because it could cause you to not burn the calculated/expected 2 pounds per week.

>>40882870
Rooting for /ourguy/ Dr. Now

>>40883230
>get a bigger wagon

/ourguys/

>>40885135
Thanks friend, I appreciate the advice. If I'm not seeing expected results, I may scale up to a 500cal deficit and more cardio+lifting to spare muscle mass. I may consider keto too but it seems unpalatable for very long

>>40883756
Top is qt

Bottom would be better if she didn't make "le quirky grump faces"

>>40883854

>.gif

Nice try, faggot

>>40883985
THIS FUCKING ENRAGES ME SO MUCH

>>40885336
it's fake

>>40884242
corpsegrinder lifts

>>40884356
Can you not tell from the visible p y and g ?

>>40883854
Lol literally dropped my phone

>>40883974
>small fat
>190
Maybe if you're 6' Jesus fuck

>>40882958
How much did he whigh when he was danceing to Friday?

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>>40884106
>Denmark - is fatphobic, lego is hard for fat children to play with

>>40884704
When it's junk food, it's easier to understand. That amount of calories in clean foods though....

>>40883872
>>40883930
>>40884687
>>40885224
>>40885626
All these new fags get /out/ REEEEEEEER

>>40883844
98.2% sure this the Minnesota Renaissance Festival, and that makes me sad. It used to be full of top tier hotties in corsets and buff dudes with swords... Look at it now.

Watching Tracey on my 600lb life. I just can't fathom how she would let her legs get like that. They are looking something from a horror movie/game

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>>40883230
>>40883230
She actually made it though, even got her degree.

>>40886391
Goddamn, I'm kinda feeling proud for a person I've never met. Good job to her.

>>40886391

Just proof that endless banter will cure fat people

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>>40886391
post people from my 600lb who made it

>>40883854

I don't get it. What is this for, and what does the spider have to do with it?

>>40883114
Is there any way i can keep an eye on james? does he have any social media or online updates anywhere? i wanna know when he dies

>>40882958
Triggers me everytime

>>40886549
IS THAT SERIOUSLY FUCKING HER?

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?!

Does she still have stretch marks or anything like that.

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>>40886549
I don't have a comparison shit but Amber is now cute. A cute!

>>40882870
Does Now win if the formless lard mass loses weight and gets surgery, or if it fucks off back to its fathole?

>>40883230

Old Southern men give no fucks about roasting people who break social norms. They truly believe in active shaming for corrective purposes down there. As a kid growing up around salty old fucks like that it could be both hilarious and painful.

>>40886606
what do you fucking think?

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ex-skellington here, gained 40lb in 4 months and still going, went from 148 to 185, wanna get to 200 before a cut (185cm)

>>40884272
Chad is LITERALLY eating PIZZA while YOU spend HOURS working out at the gym.

>>40886705
fuck.. this was meant for >>40886308

>>40886655
Nice digits.

And modern life has taught me that those salty old fucks were right. They were always right.

>>40884735
>26% bodyfat
I'm gonna fucking kill myself

>>40883854
Saw this and literally a minute later see a spider crawl down my curtains haha.

>>40886638
imo dr. now wins if they get surgery and lose enough weight to resemble a human being.

>>40886671
I don't fucking know! That's why I am asking the question, I don't watch the show.

What I meant to ask was did she surgically remove the stretch marks yet or not?

I remember they had that one guy who couldn't get his stretch marks removed on his legs right away and only on his upper body and some other bullshit like that.

>>40886074
I'm pretty sure you're right; I actually think I've seen that woman in real life before.

That hair/toothless combo is actually pretty rare.

>>40887105
I think the Skin Tight show is where they show them getting their skin removal and all that done. Dr. Now is in it so I sure most of the people from 600 are on it too.

>>40885883
Why do you think these people eat clean foods?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWdv6riHan8

KINO TONIGHT

>>40884735
>10%
Yeah no, having a slim waist completely shits on that test.

>>40887903
did you maysure correctly?

it's around the navel, or post a pic

>>40887923
Yeah I accidentally first took the measurements for females and got 22%, 10% when I changed to male. I'm pretty skelly but definitely not below like 14%. All of these tests are pretty meh though.

>>40887966
now post a pic and let me confirm that the test is broken

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>>40884242
>I
>CUM
>LAAAAAAAAARRRRDDDD

>>40887738
How does he not split apart?

>>40888166
The human body is an amazing thing anon

>>40883925
>Kil'Jaeden Drinkwater
I've never gotten ready for this gym this fast, including the time I took to post about it.

>>40888001
BOILED, FRIED, AND MARINATED

>>40883985
God, someone has to call child protective services

>>40883867
I mean that dudes rights though. When I was at the peak of my marathon training (did 100+ miles a week for a few weeks) I could put down a whole pizza in one sitting like it was nothing.

>>40884586
my sides are in orbit

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>>40883791
holy shit that's good

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>>40884242

>>40886622
She's actually still like 300 pounds

>>40883747
if it wasn't for her fucking jaw she wouldn't be able to pull off this "model" stunt at all
she's lucky her body doesn't store fat in her face
isn't it ironic; even in attempting to denounce all hard-to-achieve beauty standards they adhere to some of the most obvious ones

>>40885373
does he really?

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>you have to be a doctor to understand basic concepts like nutrition

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>>40888166

TAXPAYERS

>>40888927
Probably.

>>40883692
>Actually looking like a slug

shiggs

>>40884735
Lol, there's no way I'm 16%. My love handles are huge.

>>40889134
Maybe you don't know what 16% looks like.

Dysmorphia is common AS FUCK on /fit/ and there's a ton of images floating around where the %s are shifted up

pic up that can

>>40883071

>bigcuties.com
>cuties

>>40888949
GOLEM GET YE GONE

>>40884540
>they (((daddy))) sues big boy for assaulting a minor

>>40882870

brettygood dot com

will have a stream of this show in 30mins

>>40884000

Why was I born such a fucking foreheadlet and necklet?

Mirin'

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>>40884000

>>40886391
>>40886549

Would hit

>>40886606

Yeah and she must have had extensive plastic surgery to remove excess skin too by the looks of her figure.

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>>40889287

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>>40889287
nice filename

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>mfw gone from 85kg to 128kg to 85kg to 128kg to 100kg to 128kg and now back down to 118kg working my way to 90kg

pretty sure this is my last chance to lose the weight without developing loose skin (rlly tallfag so its not as bad as it sounds)

proceed

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>>40885360
I have something that's real, from a facebook group I infiltrated.

>>40889439
fluctuating weight like that is actually worse than just being fat.

>>40889439
just stick to a diet dude stop rewarding yourself with fuckups because you're average again

>>40889287
I can never tell if her forehead is photoshopped.

Where can I stream tonight's episode?

>>40889441
Puberty is gonna hit that kid so fucking hard. I feel bad for it.

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>>40889461
>just stick to a diet
excuse me say that to my genetics

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

IIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTS

TIME!

OH SHIT.
This intro is fucking scary as fuck - it's never opened with this weird ass piano.

AND HERE'S THE NEWSCASTS ABOUT HIM GETTING KICKED OUT THE HOSPITAL.

>>40889601
>>40889625

its like fucking horror movie music

wtf wtf wtf

>>40889625
>>40889601
>>40889634
>tfw no cable
can someone record and upload?

>>40889636

brettygood dot com

>how do some people do this to themselves?

Binge eating disorders that are comorbid with other mental health disorders that stem from childhood trauma. Not excuses, but explanations. Many of the people on 600 lbs life have had childhood trauma and turned to food as a coping mechanism. Are there any women on the show who haven't been molested as little girls? I watched one two nights ago at the gym and the dude's mom left as a small child and then his father's friend's son molested him for several years.

Usually the doctor wants some of the participants to see a therapist for their mental health, it helps them lose weight quicker and keep it off.

This doesn't apply to every single morbidly obese person, ofc. I'm not sure where I was going with this. I was on the path of becoming morbidly obese because of childhood trauma, and if I hadn't seen a therapist I'd be the size of a fucking tank now.

>>40889651
thanks

Steven's brother is also a fucking NEET

I don't know if 4 hours is enough for this shit show, holy shit

AHHHHHHHH STEVE's ELEPHANT LEG

>>40889651
God bless anon

>>40889665
>Binge eating disorders that are comorbid with other mental health disorders that stem from childhood trauma
explains boogie, he goes on about a shitty early childhood

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>mfw dad found the pizza boxes

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>>40889714

Well, pizza is pretty sweet, so there's that

>files a police report against his father
>dad says drop the charges and he will get a pizza
>he does it

I eat vat i vant. Ah! ah! ah!

Eating 2 pizza slices makes me fun

This nigga ate 6 boxes a day

>>40883791
Oh shit boy waddup.

>>40889763
Six Large Pizzas a day. I couldn't eat that shit in like two weeks.

MEDICAL RV.

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>>40889789
>2640 cal in a single pizza
>6 a day

I cant compete with his bulk

>>40889789
When I didn't give a shit about my body I could eat half of a large pizza, but I would feel so fucking full after doing that.

6 a day is ridiculous. I can't even fucking imagine.

You cant resist the cravings.

Steven asanti ladies and gentlemen

A spare tire under the bed. These niggers are killing me.

Cinder blocks.

Cinder who?

LOL

Are you forgetting my legs are fat?

wow broke both his bed and the rv at the same time that impressive

What about second breakfast?

>>40889894
Was literally thinking this.

Does this fat fuck think he's on a journey to Rivendell?

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this episode is amazing

>>40883925
Hahaha holy shit the normal presentation is only 12 minutes long. A minute of that is her gasping for breath.

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>>40889797
>>40889789
>>40889763
Most I can do is 1 large but I'm a 6'7 hungry skeleton

Steven reminds me of templeton from charlottes web

Smorgasbord orgasbord orsgasbord

As soon as the episode started with the visibly upped production value/presentation, i knew this would be a doozy.

Hoping this is the episode where the patient dies

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>>40889215
well there it goes my nofap

These people have literally been training their whole lives to be reality tv stars. Disgusting.

Enablers are fucking cancer. Jesus Christ he can't even move just let him rot.

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wish this show had Gordon

>YOU'RE A FUCKING DISGRACE
>FAT IDIOT
>YOU HAVEN'T LOST ANYTHING
>LAZY YANKEE SHIT
>STICK TO THE DIET
>EAT THE FISH OR I'LL RAM IT UP YOUR FUCKING ARSE
>YOU FAT FUCKING DONKEY
>WHAT IS THIS? WHAT IS THIS?
>FUCKING CANDY?
>GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT OUT OUT

Based father taking pleasure in his son's future misery. Don't let that pea roll away.

>>40889966
That would be amazing

>>40884106
genuinely made me laugh

that image isn't real btw, it's clearly satirical

Literally what are those bubbles on the skin? James had them too, are they pockets of Beetus or what?

>>40889966
This would be great, but Gordon has always had a soft spot for addicts and he's been fat before.

>>40886549
>when you lose 600lb but get to keep your boobs
lucky bitch

Comere doc.

What trash, the whole family. Dr now is a saint.

>>40889974
I think the poor guy is just trying anything to have a normal father/son relationship.

>>40890024
Pop off Steven

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MR. ASSANTI, I'M DR NOW

BROTHERRRR

GET OUT!

>>40890033

No, thats definitely not how it works. She's had surgery on them, no question about it.

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why did he do this

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Not even close babyyyyyy

>>40890059
autism

>>40890059
what did he mean by this

>>40890069
Have you seen Leah's videos lately? I think the dunkster lost a bit of weight.

>>40889265
>brettygood dot com
can anyone upload?
i was at work.

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>your weight is 730
>very good!

>>40889651
+1 internets

Boil leg James was hilarious. Steven just pisses me off.

>>40890131
Lmfao

SIX PIZZAS A DAY

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>tfw fit but no darkie squad to bathe me

why is life unfair

>>40890136
AH MAH LEG!

goddamn the Autism brother's hands make that phone look like a toy phone

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>>40890139
>tfw it will never be legal to take a bolt gun to his forehead

>>40889497
A beutiful flower child.

>>40889665
Same here, I developed COE and then bulimia as a result of childhood trauma. Therapy helped me not be 300+ lbs

"Just a taste, james," you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need our breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer," you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake - a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and shaving off the whole piece. "Mm," James grunts as the flake slides into your mouth, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course," you say wryly. James' beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy, looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a full day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs to reveal half an inch of incredibly thick paste lining the folds. "Laygs" was yelped from the corpulent James, but you barely notice. Sliding a finger across the goop, you happily place your now heavier finger into your mouth and suckle the sour paste down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wild, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of stringy flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, stomach full, well, today was bliss.

>>40886426
I thought she got fat afterwards

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>>40890202
stale already

wonder why we don't see "pop off james" anymore?

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>>40890228

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES

>>40890246
it's okay, you only did that because I mentioned it

You'll forget again tomorrow and it will die off

Holy fuck all those minions

I bet he's just paging the nurses every 20 minutes asking for a triple cheeseburger

Is there a stream out?

>everybody has feelings
>Uh, yeah... that's true
What an asshole

>>40890273
THIS IS TEXAS SHAPE UP OR SHIP OUT

>>40889439
I do this to
used to be 240, went down to 230, went up again to near 260, then went down again to 225, then back to 240 I think, then 225, now I'm 248 working my way down again
I'm a bit retarded

>>40890246
Pop off, James!

LOL GET FUCKED STEVEN

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES

damn my paranoia

Holy fuck, that Indian chick is PISSED

Oh shit, Dr. Now IS KICKING HIM THE FUCK OUT!

NOW IS A HERO

>>40890293
>Asking for pain medicine ever 15 minutes
>Spilling piss all over the floor

I'd be pissed too. Nurses deal with a lot of shit, they don't need this fat ass too.

link?

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>spilling your piss jug over on purpose to piss the nurses off

this man is /r9k/

>>40883867
>The "lazy" patient is 4 years older

What if after the age of 70 your body instantly shifts into eating muscle and gaining fat mode?

What if the lazy patient was wheel chair bound or had a serious physical injury?

What if the lazy patient was mental retard?

What if the lazy patient followed a bro split and never fell for the SS meme?

>That infographic needs more explanation

>>40890339
DELET THIS REEEEEEE

What fucking apartment is he going to stay in?

>>40890354
>What if after the age of 70 your body instantly shifts into eating muscle and gaining fat mode?
it doesn't


>What if the lazy patient was wheel chair bound or had a serious physical injury?
>What if the lazy patient was mental retard?
>What if the lazy patient followed a bro split and never fell for the SS meme?

Doesn't matter, it's just the difference between begin active and inactive, regardless of the reason

>Leave hospital
>Lose 107 pounds
>Literally seconds later order a large pizza

>Dad ordering Steven pizza

>doesn't let his dad have a slice

LOL

>>40887105
Are you 16 years old or something? You can't surgically remove stretch marks. Excess skin, yes.

Their body is always gonna look a little bit weird, though. They'll never make it to 'underwear model' but they'll be OK. Notice how these chicks are wearing long sleeves.

Oh my god - this could be a fucking drama-comedy with Steven and Princess.

>>40890427
You can get laser treatments dude

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>>40890419

>>40890477
Literally art

>>40890435
ones a sassy fat white boy
the other a sassy fat black lady who needs no man
get them in a rv and the comedy writes it self

>>40888298
>>>>>Kil'Jaeden

>>40888298
Is that her name? I don't get it. Is she supposed to look like Kil'Jaeden?

Oh shit, he's a pill head too

This episode is freakshow kino.

>>40890354
They're just MRIs, you can be alive for those. All the picture shows is that one patient exercised often and had a lot of muscle and strong bones, and that the other had little muscle, a lot of fat, and weak bones.

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>tfw no Princess to cook you eggs in the morning and massage your sore muscles

Princess is doing black girlfriend level sleuthin. Impressive.

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

oh my god this dude is bald now. wtf lads

>I Memmeammememamman I mean you know
>Pulling hair out

LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT

> the gazirrion tax dollars spent on this fuck

>>40889134
Same results here, same body type. I don't trust this calculator

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>>40890540

>>40890557
what is this haircut called?

>Other fat fuck
>I have no time to work on my diet

What does that even mean?

Also, doesn't he realize he can't fucking lose any weight by walking if he's not eating less? Walking a mile will burn maybe 100 calories at that weight.

>>40889651
May God grant you with gainz

Thats when he normally bustes my pupipiles? Wth are they even saying?

>>40890564
the fmsu, ask your barber

> pizza extortion

> I am a Rhode Island Prince named Steven - I need pizza

>>40890570
He's just a NEET autist fuck

>>40890564

the you are high as fuck and have only had 4 pizzas so you pick your hair out

Stream link?

>>40890138
>6PAD

>>40884859

This is way off. The 15% is more like 12% and the 10 - 12% is more like 9% - 10%. The rest seem more or less right though.

>>40890579
To be fair they are both unbelievably autistic.

>>40886705
you watch jim sterling don't you

>>40887738

can his shorts come off?

James was just naked.

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>Lose 107 lbs
>Gain 83

HOLY
FUCKING
SHIT

GAINED BACK EIGHTY THREE POUNDS FFS

>>40887738
>throws phone away in anger
>it lands somewhere on his body

>Needs to lose 60 lbs in a month
>That's a 7,000 daily calorie deficit

Jesus fuck. What is this guy's maintenance?

This guy might be the worst case yet, he is the defecation of to far gone

>>40889714
except when he says
>shitty childhood
he probably means he was only allowed one 2L of mountain dew before dinner

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>>40890674

>>40890693
I don't understand how he could possibly lose 60 pounds in one month then. He'd have to starve himself and do cardio basically the entire day.

>>40890693
Website?

>>40890690
nah he's talked about alcoholic abusive dad

>>40890708
thedragonhasbeenunleashed.com

>>40890714
kek

>>40890713
look at that dude, imagine being his father, and imagine what you might say or do to him that he would later describe as "abuse"

>>40890564
JUST

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>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

>Go to the hospital to do an extreme weight loss program
>Lose a net 15 lbs and develop a crippling drug addiction

Wew lad

>>40890736
depends on the way you look at it
the man could've deserved the abuse, or the abuse could've made the man

>>40890693
That maintenance level seems extremely low for 740 pounds

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>next week is part 2

>>40887738
I'm wearing those same gym shorts right except mine are still shaped like shorts and haven't been bleach-burned by crotch sweat.

Welp, part 1 is over.

Not nearly as good as Boil Legs. The Assantis are just such awful fucking people. I dont care too much about next week's episode. We already found out on his facebook that him and his brother failed.

>>40890824
Not only that, but didn't TLC drop them specifically because they wouldn't comply with their filming or something?

>>40890824
>not as good as Pop Off James
>Ignoring the Brotherhood Rivalry Arc
>Ignoring the Drug Addiction Arc
>Ignoring that there's more
>Ignoring /ourgirl/ Princess

This episode surpassed expectations

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>>40890805
>>40890849
>>40890824
This been the greatest episode of all time, far surpassing boil leg james

>Dr. Now the Dragonslayer

1000 hours in paint no bully

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>>40882870

How long usually until get gets uploaded somewhere?

>>40882870
Any'o ya'll niggas got a link?

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This stupid cow keeps going on tangents about how she she's not obese or that she doesn't support obesity but then goes to say 'body positivity love yourself no matter your say' which is so honestly hypocritical. She's a fucking retard desu and a greasy disgusting fatty

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>>40889789
>>40889763
>>40889747
>>40889722
>>40889714


WHERE CAN I WATCH THIS SHIT YOU NIGGERS???

I don't have cable I'm a bad goyim.

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that was better than the James episode

fucking TLC, the absolute madmen

they actually did it

>>40890976
you didn't ask very nicely

>>40890996
I NEED IT LIKE THIS FAT FUCK NEEDS PIZZA

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>>40883955
>fat white bitch
>black baby

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>>40890985
Bruh.

His face honest to goodness looks like what you would get if you trandmorgified a rat and a pig into a single human being. He looks straight up like a Disney henchman. I just can't get over how vile he is in actions and appearance.

>>40890246
Pop off, James

>>40890912
What episode is this shit, please?

>>40883985
>>40888406
I'm trying to find information on this inorder to call child protective services

>>40891230
>>40891230
>>40891230
>>40891230
Migrate

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Anyone have a link to the episode?

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES

>>40890246
P O P
O F F
J A M E S

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40887903
It's compared to your neck though
Unless your name is Rich Piana it's more or less accurate

>>40890139
Holy shit I'm watching this episode right now
This fat fuck is so entitled, he needs to die

>>40887738
>tfw struggling everyday with bad thoughts and depression and these people don't give a flying fuck of being a huge piece of lard and shit

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40889665
There was a show where a lady was molested when she was young. She lived in a small country town with no neighbours or friends and one day a father and his daughter moved in next door. The daughter and the girl became best friends and the father of the girl next door molested her. She was being groomed and used but really wanted a friend so she stayed friends with the daughter next door and never told anyone. It was implied she was abused countless times before they moved away.

At some point when she realised she was being used and groomed into a friendship
she struggled to maintain her weight and became a morbidly obese binge eater.

I don't remember the name of the show though.

>>40883791
That first black guy was not nearly fat enough for this to be a safe endeavor.

>>40892067
yeah he's got that bulkiness to him where under all the fat he could be a beast. The second guy is too saggy to be a threat.

>>40890971
who is this and why do I want her

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40890477
lahey and ricky: the later years

>>40883985
This can not be real.

>>40890976

>>that KFC advert on the wall

>>40890246
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40889287
kEK

>>40883692
Imagine falling in love with a woman for her to let herself go like that
Imagine remembering the love of your life fondly in her prime with a tiny waist and cheekbones that could slice through butter
And then looking over at her and seeing that

>implying falling in love with a woman is possible in 2k17

>>40883706
Her fingertips are pale because the blood can't reach them!!!!!!!! Oh my fucking days

>>40893434
I'm pretty sure it's because her fingers are pressed up against the mask to hold it...

Bumo