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>desk girl asks for tip
>no coins, only spaghetti
>give her other tip

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>Austist lifts alone
>in campus gym, his empty
>dorm room waits for him.

>struggling losing weight
>but the burger looks so good
>come sweet death

>did nothing today
>only moved heavy ass weights
>Still feel accomplished

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>agonizingly
>drifting through this weary life
>until that first sip

>People ask me how
>my legs are so fucking huge
>squats and oats baby

Home gym Masterrace
Lifting naked, blasting tunes
Cry myself to sleep

hey one quick question
r u archaeologist??
i have a boner

>I want to lose weight
Read the fucking sticky
>I already did

>>40879874
Do you even lift?
Squats & Oats you fuckin' fag
SS plus GOMAD

>>40880861
shit this is 5 6 5 god im a fucking failure

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>>40880864
i like dis

>>40879874
I like to lift weights
It makes me feel pretty good
Nothing but a peanut

>>40882250
Your haiku is shit
Everything you do is shit
I fucked your mother

last bump

>>40880771
Kek