Sure, you're /fit/ but are you CHAD?

anavar is a hell of a drug

Reminder that ops chick is a cunt.

i think i would

Brehs. All you gotta do.

>Tell her joke
Dance, jazz then romantic, kiss her
>Eat, have her drink at least 2 glasses of wine, make sure not to pick the same option when eating in a row(eat, drink, talk, repeat)
>Take everything slow, and be cheesily romantic, always protect her rather than punching the dude at the bar, and never go to the amusement park

It's ezpz once you get the first part out of the way and have her a little tipsy.

>>40878811
How the fuck do you go from telling her a joke on the street to dancing to jazz?

>>40878818

By being Chad.

>kiss her and fondle her while dancing
>She's a ok and even says I have a great kiss
>Kiss her again and she gets mad and tells me to fuck off
How does Chad even do this shit.

>>40878975
Update: I asked to use the bathroom and she told me to leave. Who the fuck even made this game?

>>40879083
Has to be either a chick or a gay dude. No way a guy created this matrix.

>video game developed by one loser
>being chad
Ffs in real life if you are fondling a tipsy girl on her couch sex is going to occur, you don't have to take a break to visit every hotspot in town first.

fucking hell i haven't seen this in years

>>40878811
>to be impressive to women, take it slow, be cheesily romantic, be defensive instead of offensive
Pretty much opposite of realistic there, but i guess it's just a game

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>>40878746
Well i had every intention of fucking Ariane and fucked her friend instead while she passed out.

I think I'm Chad enough

>Everyone losing instantly
Chad wouldn't click past the first image on this bullshit

I honestly want to remake this game as an absurd horror. I think it could work.

>>40879083
http://virtualunderworld.net/datearianewiki/pmwiki.php?n=DateAriane.Walkthroughs
be a chad and take her on a pizza dinner

Imagine feminists seeing this.
Imagine the rage.

This game needs a remake by a feminist so we can laugh.

>>40878746
>wanted to go to the bathroom before we go out to dinner
>literally ends the scenario

A+ realistic

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>that part where she drinks too much and passes out
>She's in your car with her pussy showing
>There's no 'rape her' option

>>40879329
Why did I think of the same thing...

>>40878746
girls face on a mans body, does she really need that much clown makeup on?

1st try talk to much so she get's angry im not eating

2nd alternate between talking eating and 1 compliment, get told i'm pigging out

shit game tbqh

>too fast
>NOO THE END
>Too nice
>Omg dis is worst than rape NO THE END
its just like a woman.

Here you go boys. Fuck this game.
http://www.jokelibrary.net/people/d_files/ariane/1_start.html

>im too drunk to go on
>lying on the bed with her ass in the air
U cheeki cunt i swear.

>got to the swimsuit
Id run away at this point screaming not gonna fall for anymore of your tricks cunt!

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Uhhhhhh... w-what does she mean by this?

>>40879329
never change /fit/

>she exposes herself playing basketball with no suggestions
Slut

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too easy

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>>40878746
What did she mean by this?

>>40879429
holy autism

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>>40878811
All these plebs not getting the reference

>>40878746
wheres the option to go back home and get topped by my femboi-toy?

>>40879919

Did you have the threesome tho broski ?

>tfw just played this game to completion six times
She's so beautiful brehs...

>>40880993
how do you bed the bitch?
at most i've gotten her to kiss me goodnight

One try, 5

Guess i need to be more rapey

>>40878773
Explain

>>40879316
>https://www.langangen.com/ariane10/dateariane/
LOL me too I walked in on her changing and it ended. Spooky accurate.

>>40878811
Kek

>Kiss as a greeting, play romantic music
>Kiss neck
>Go have steak
>While steak is cooking check out her telescope, try having dinner by the pool
>After steak have dessert and go swim
>Race her if she doesn't have cramps
>Hottub and kiss, then go to the living room
>Make out more but not too much and make your way down.

>>40878811
>all you gotta do is this long series of instructions

Easy

>>40878746
Fucking hell, it's like a sick practical joke by the nazis

I had easier time seducing chicks IRL than playing this shit.

>>40881425

she's eastern european and she's a fitness model

they are not known for being nice. girls like her are surrounded by mutant mass monsters with direct ties to organized crime. she's surrounded by 100% soviet-bloc potato fed alcoholic roiding slav thugs. she is not interested in your beta-nu male western body.

>>40882182
It simulates the feeling cunts create though pretty well.

>>40878746
>forgot to get gas
>game over

How was I supposed to know the jeep was low on gas? Did she tell me? No. Does the game tell me? Is there any on screen indication? No. Broken game. Broken game. Broken game.

>>40882216
Its funnier when you fill up on gas and it still does this.

I beat this thing probably 20 times I different ways, and I replay it every once in a while
I have a problem

>>40878746
>wearing makeup to the gym
But why

>>40882463
for the photo you retard

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I found him

>>40878746
Fucked her in the Jacuzzi on the first date

Guess I'm a Chad
>tfw this will never happen in real life because of H E I G H T F A C E F R A M E

>tfw datelet

>>40878746
am i chad?
>ye im fucking some guys gf atm

>>40878746
Her face looks like its shopped on a guys body on the left picture. Kekk

>>40878746

>We really did not do a lot of sleeping did we?
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 10.

Feels good man. Fucked her in the hot tub, then she just wanted to fuck again and again. Slut.