>tfw the Creatine Dreams kick in

>>40878478

Who the fuck keeps making these?

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>>40878478
>roommate caught me free basing preworkout in the bathroom again

>>40878478
>2 weeks sober
>gym membership expired
>getting real desperate to keep my gains
>head down to see said dealer working undercover as GNC sales rep
>say to him "I want to lift like it's my last night on earth"
>dealer replies, "say no more senpai."
>fast forward to last night
>the last thing that I recall
>snorting a line of creatine off of some slut's back I found outside of planet fitness
>CRAAAWLIIING IN MY SKIIIIN!!!

>>40879622
N O R A G R E T S

>>40878524
an artificial intelligence.

i had a crazy ass dream last night and I just started taking creatine, are creatine dreams real?

>>40880188
No ;)

Shhhh nothing to see here there is NO such thing as Creatine Dreams so stop asking just take your Creatine.

LITERALLY no such thing.Never has been,never will.

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Going to sleep is always a wild ride. I get hypnagogic hallucinations, have had them since I was a kid.

When I start falling asleep I see swirling regions of light and dark, or colorful pinwheels like pic related. It's like there's a light source that's making it hard to fall asleep, except it's inside your own head. When I was a kid I didn't know what it was, so I'd always complain about needing a dark place to sleep.

Then when I actually go to sleep I have super vivid dreams and feel very real. They have some partial lucidity where I can direct the dream to some extent, but normally it turns into be trying desperately to accomplish something the dream won't let me accomplish.

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>>40880401
hehe keep taking your creatine goyim...>>40880401