ITT: we act as if it was majority female here. >5'4"

>>40874776
>we act as if it was majority female here.
add me on facebook guys

>>40874776

>be me
>have 183 new messages from Tinder today
>not one from Chad

*sigh* How do I deal with being ugly?

>that creep was staring at me again when i was working out doing kickbacks

>>40874792
My sister unironically does this, kek

>gets dozens/hundreds of messages on instagram
>400 likes per post
>gosh, why do no cute guys message me? I must be ugly

Jorgie porter is an ugly skank. I'm hotter. FUCK gym give me a glass of wine xoxoxo

>called this uggo cute
>probably made his year
>if I'm ever hungry I'll know who to call to get a free meal

>>40874792
Kek, seen this as well IRL

>Girl at work spends 30 minute break swiping left on tinder
>"Why are there no guys in this town?"

Does menstruation hurt my gainz?

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>>40874776
Ugh I'm so fat like I wish guys would stop hitting on me everywhere I go because I know I'm so ugly like ugh oh my god fucking creeps why won't Chad talk to me I've been turning my head 15 degrees in his direction for like a whole week now like just kill me now like ugh life is so ugh i just like can't even deal right now like i cant even

Help me anons, how do I get the high est bearmode at my gym to notice me? I already wear yoga pants and a sports bra and do sldls while trying to catch his eye in the mirror. Does he only like Stacies?

>>40874835

>why are there no guys in this town

What does she mean by this? Cute guys?

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>>40874776
Who else /bigtiddies/ here?
>A chestlet was doing cable flys next to me.
When will they learn?

>Walk into gym
>One skinny bitch showing off her nonexistent ass on the stair trainer
>Another doing the snap(tm) in the smith machine
Do you whores even squat?

>>40874855
Unless you're up to her standards (aka top .1% of males) you don't even register on her radar

What are those dark red snakes coming out of my vagina when I'm on my period?

>tfw ass itches after shaving

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>tfw stacy get 1000+ messages on tinder and I only get 500

>>40874776
>5'4" master race
>implying the average woman isn't 6' now

>>40874855
Its what >>40874897
said but its more a sign of modern women not wanting to date

They could meet a guy who they would like but instead of doing this they never give guys a chance and ignore em, claiming "there are no guys, i get no messages" etc

>>40874926
Imagine getting hounded on by 400 average girls all day who all have the exact same stupid openers and lifeless profiles. Or don't even go so far, they 'know' they can get better so they search for it.

>>40874917
Yeah i googles it and literally puked

Fuck you

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>>40874776
>we act as if it was majority female here.

It could be, for all you know.

>tfw you just realized that 90% of /fit/ is actually 10/10 stacies and you've been oblivious this whole time

>>40874960
If i was hounded by 400 average girls id pick the best one to date if i wanted to date because obviously this is what my market value attracts
But then i am a guy so i think logically

>>40874988
>i am a guy
L O N D O N
O
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D
O
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>>40874998
D E T R O I T
E
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T

>>40874988
no women are evil sluts for doing what I as a man would do without thinking

>>40874998
>>40875009
Paris you faggot, Paris.

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>mfw getting hyper betas to buy me sephora for sending feet pix

>>40874776
time to talk about the sauce on that mega milk
>no lesbo

>tfw 0.5/1/1.5/2

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Hey /fit/ babes r8 my bulk

>>40875352
>>40875352
you're a big girl

>>40875436
Inspiring, beautiful and brave! :)

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>>40874776
That first sip of the day

>>40875863
S I P G I R L S
I
P
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R
L
S

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>>40874838
It doesn't have to. You can reclaim your gainz by using a cup instead of wasting them into a tampon or pad.

>>40874967
Googled what? are you retarded or in 6th grade?

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>>40874776
BUUUURRRPPP

>>40874834
This is as far as I made it. Thread is too real guys. Too real. There is a such thing as hitting to close to dead center.

>>40874842
holy fuck this is perfect

>>40874873
lel just came back from boob envy thread on /s/

lmao i cant believe you girls have to work out to get chad to talk to you

i totally just drink wine all weekend and hang out with chad

you losers will never be a stacy like me

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>free protein
>filled with vitamins and minerals including vitamin C, calcium, chlorine, citric acid, fructose, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, sodium, vitamin B12, and zinc
>0 cals
>good for your skin
>taste like salted pineapple

2017 and she's still not smearing his seamen over her face before licking it all up for 100% natural gains

>>40874807
Um. Excuse me, it's quantity over quality you virgin. God. Wouldn't expect some loser guy to get it.

>>40874873
/booblet/ here. Way more advantages for me

>no chafing or aching breasts street going running
>bar goes all the way down to my chest for bench
>don't attract loser men who just want muh titty

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>>40876578
>beta male wants to fuck me
>I need cum for my daily facials and smoothie
>ask him to drop off a cup of cum every day
>he is happy to do so for free
Feels good to have good skin and vitamin B12.

Why did I have to be born 5'1?? I want to be tall and slender.

:(

Mom
>Big hips
>Big ass
>Tiny waist

Me
>Small hips
>No ass
>Avg waist
>big tits that look odd compared to my frame


FUCK YOU MOM REEEEE

>>40874924
so theres more ugly chicks shes still master race dipshit

>be me
>funny, interesting, smart 19yo girl
>in college
>one day in class my bff dosen't come
>I have to sit next to this 4/10 manlet nobody
>he seems smart
>so I decide to be polite to see if he offers to help me with homework
>say hi
>laugh at his stupid jokes
>say goodbye at end of class
>next morning he adds me on facebook and now he greets me every morning

Wtf gurls, why does ugly dudes are so creepy, like you can't give the smallest form of attention because they immediately will think your into them LMAO
what should i do with him?

I'm mad. I'm not telling you why because you should know.

>>40875058
>Lives in Paris
>calls someone else a faggot

>>40876727
but if it was a hot guy, it wouldn't be creepy - so it's not the actions, it's the perceived attraction/beauty of the individual

>>40876727
Omg. Just use him for dinner. Duh, but don't be soo mean to him because then you'll lose your free meals every saturday

Happened to me :(

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>>40875863
Most underrated post

AS A SHORT BLONDE GIRL I AM THE MOST DESIRABLE FEMALE CATEGORY IN HISTORY I AM THE ARCHTHOT I SQUAT 2PL8 AND 10%BF VISIBLE ABS I COULD MAKE SERIOUS IG MONEY

>>40876761
No shit you fucking autist.

>>40876761
stfu you sexist virgin

>>40876766
I'll try to do that, why can't ugly "men" just accept they don't deserve us

>>40876800
Exactly! Like omggg, like it reminds me of when I see a super hot hot guy with an ugly girl and I'm like. Hellooo? You lose some brain cells? God their kids are gonna grow up being half ugly. I would never want that.Not ever, ever ever!

>>40876797
>>40876800
fuk off you manlet incels

>>40876793
>short
Enjoy your manlet sons, bitch
>Blonde
lmao, do you think we are in the fucking 60's, men nowdays preffer thicc blacc queens like myself.

>>40876821
the sad thing is i've literally heard actual women say this in real life

god i want to move to a mountain and never leave my house

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>be me
>been working out for a year now
>me and bf sitting in front room
>bf has sat through an entire episode of Friends
>says nothing to me, occasionally laughs at jokes

why wont he pay me any attention? I've put in all this work for him and he wont even talk to me, Have I done something wrong? How can he not talk to me for an entire 30minutes?

>>40876826
Nice job acting like you've made some amazing discovery as if that stuff hasn't been common sense for ages now.

>>40876842
I got lucky finding my girl, otherwise I probably would be a volcel. It's amazing the difference between night and day with the average woman and my gf. Good luck to you if you ever decide to find a girl. You're gonna need it.

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You know, I actually did find a chan site that's like 90% female, and they do have fitness/weight loss generals. More of a focus on diet instead of the gym. Really, they talk about other stuff mostly. Skin care, hair care, plastic surgery that kind of shit. What was really eye opening were the threads where girls would ask how to start twitch channels and get desperate men to send them money and gifts. One was literally asking for step-by-step instructions on what CS:GO was and how it worked. Others wanted to know about how to find a sugar daddy. There was also a weird ageist vibe. If you were over 20, you were pretty much an old hag in their eyes. Age is to them what height is to us.

>>40874776
>tfw your problematic fave probably voted for that orange fascist
Ughhhhhhhh ...

>>40876793
Um, excuse me sweetie. No guy wants bones, he wants meat! lol! Sorry, you washed up girls are sooo 50 years ago. It's us amazing and powerful latinas who will have a bigger butt than you ever will that have the attention now, forever! Sorry honey

>>40874776
I'm a boy ama
Don't hit on me silly girls

>>40876875
Oh wow, what an amazing discovery I made in that statement, I can't believe I didn't laud it around more as if I deserved the nobel peace prize.

fuk off faggit

>>40876882
Was this lolcow by any chance?

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You hit the gym HARD while STACY drinks starbucks and watches NETFLIX, then gets fucked by CHAD

It's all thanks to her genetically determined FACE, HIPS, TITS- if you don't have it, then you're just wasting your time working out.

>>40876912
Yup.
>tfw I unironically fapped to Pixyteri

>>40876909
>as if anyone needed an explanation to the person rp as a woman.

Nah u

>>40876845
Your relationship is dying, you need to cheat on him to get his attention back, or at least some attention;) lol

>>40876618
>dont attract loser men who just want muh titty

so you attract no men?

>>40876922
My gf actually browses that board quite a bit, I'll glance over from time to time. Yeah some of that shit is retarded but I have noticed there's a usual outcry against that type of shit but then again, there's a difference of opinions everywhere.

>fapping to pixtyeri
>Not momokun

You're doing it wrong

>>40876882
What chan? We could raid it with pathetic attempts at filtring

>>40876826
Manlets are literally the worst

>: [

>>40876897
BUILD WALL, MARIA

>>40876926
She should ask him for an open relationship, omg. That would fix everything, that way you can find hot guys and go on dates every day so much excitement<33 and still have him to go back home to. It's the perfect setup!! I mean, obviously he can too but he probably won't mind girls. It's the best, guilt free sex! It's not cheating

>>40876578
>contains fructose
>0 calories
You fell for the semen memen
laughingboys.jpg
I bet that's why you don't fit into last years bikini you tub

>>40874776
How does it feel knowing STACEY getting FUCKED and being PROVIDED FOR by CHAD while you dream of his cock and fuck MANLETS

>face
>ass
>tits

All that matters, femanons.

Haha hey girls so my roomie told me this hilarious joke last night...A manlet and a lanklet walk into a bar....

>>40876961
>relationship
You girls have taken the Pinkpill yet, I see. After year of being a beta girl with a bf I realized that relationship are nothing but a patriarchal form of keeping us down, free your mind girls, go and get wasted on weekends, suck tons of dicks, get Aids, become a sigle mother, and if you feel like your life is failing blame men, and make them give you wellfare through their taxes.

>>40874855
>>40874835
average men are invisible to women

I'm not bitching before you tip your fedora. You need to be in the top 10% of males for tinder.

>>40874924
>implying amazonian freaks are attractive

Wew lass

I saw this really ugly guy at the store today omg I felt so bad for him like I wonder if he'll ever find someone I feel bad but I know I have standards too I just don't know how to feel right now

>>40876986
Have fun when he cheats on you once you turn 30 you stupid slut!!

>>40876990
Too obvious /pol/ work on pretending to be a girl a bit more

>>40876993
>>>/r/theredpil

This is a woman's board, fuccboi

>>40876922
You know, I regularly think to myself, "It sure is a waste of time to browse 4chan. Why am I here?", but every couple of months I find something truly awesome. This is one of those times.

>>40876628
wow are you sure your mom didnt cuck your dad?

>>40874852
>tfw bearchads only want me for sex cause im 4/10

If only i were a 7 i could marry the 10/10s i deserve

>>40876970
Guy here.
Want to know what else contains fructose? The gallon of ben and jerry's you'll be guzzling down if you refuse to give decent head to your boyfriend, if you have one.

It's been proven that eating pussy will lead to a higher chance of getting throat cancer but I spent long months and dedicated hours going down on my lezbro to perfect my cunnilingus game. And that dyke is not easy to please.

The least you ladies can do is at least attempt to give decent head and spit.

And this is coming from a guy who's unfortunately large so I've NEVER been deep throated or gotten that mythical mindblowing blowjob that the other guys are talking about in my entire fucking life.

I would love to do so many things to the Smoothy girl...

But lets consider our options, We need more FEMALES posting pictures.

Beautiful anon post picture

>>40876904
dick or gtfo

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>>40875863
>drinking the caffeinated patriarchy

>>40877065
Pecks or GTFO

Maleanon here. We actually love reading people magazine and talking about celebrities! Xxooxxox

>>40874926
>modern women not wanting to date
I wish this was true, every girl I fuck gets clingy and wants to wife me

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>>40875009
N I G G E R
I
G
G
E
R

>>40877016
>her men cheat
Pusslet detected

You fucking Morons...
I hate You.

>Dad 5'5''
>Mom 4'9''
>Me 6'2''
>tfw no 5'7'' master race

is there any reason to live?

>>40877114
that's because the brain releases oxytocin in women when they have sex

>>40874807
Bit off topic but do you gotta have more likes to message a girl ?

>>40877107
No. I see what you girls do to peck pics on this site. Heaven forbid if I get drunk, stupid and brave enough to post my wang.

By the way.
Their big, their thick, their hairy, I can jiggle them, and yeah they are natural.

>>40877099
Underrated

>finally hit 0.5/0.5/2/1 after 3 years of hard work!

>>40876402
underrated

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>>40877112
>She pretends to be a guy on Chilean Horseracing board

>>40874842
Did you trying playing with your hair while in the same room as him? If your really daring you could look at him until he looks at you and then quickly look away, if he doesn't get your hints by then he is probably retarded. Any of you girls catch that last episode of the kardashians? Kim is such a bitch but I love chloe!

>tfw kisless handholdless virgin
>since last week

>>40877122
You jealous of Superior african booty genetics white gurl?

Why lift when its all about
>HAIR
>TITS
>GLUTES

>>40877358
Lifting? Omg are YOU CRAZY??? DO YOU WANNA LOOK LIKE A MAN? LOL! Wow that's so gross!!

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>>40876918

guy here. what's the best way to lose weight?

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>>40877112
>>40877273

This is embarassing to bring up, but how do I keep my vag from smelling so much when I do cardio? The moment I start breaking a sweat scent is almost palpable. I know the cute guy on the treadmill next to me can definitely smell it...

>>40876918
You mean STACY gets MARRIED to CHAD
Sex isn't the end goal for women

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>she's proud of being short
5'10'' masterrace here. Enjoy hitting The Wall like a brick sis lmao

>>40877448
U N D E R R A T E D

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Post husbando you lift for

>>40875863
do americans actually eat this?

>>40876618
Chad wants something to grab when he's plowing you.
What do you, have a career or something?
>implying you are strong and independent.

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>>40877569
no guy wants to date a giant like you lol, im 5'3 and my bf is 6'4!

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>>40875863
GOSAD

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>>40877156
it's also because he's tall dark and handsome

>>40877702
Yeah. They're very popular. What's insane is how many calories they have.

>>40877751
>gallon of syrup a day

Still accurate to pic related

>>40877733
the girl on the left has the weirdest proportions. fridge mode with a flat chest and two deflated balloons

>>40874792
wrong it has be

>be me
>have 183 from tinder today
>not one from the guys I actually liked
>fucking creeps I swear

>>40877764
disgusting. i used to drink soda when i was a kid but drinking something like that giant sugar, whipped cream and caffeine cup is completely fucked

>>40874855
Yeah.

Anything average or below doesn't count as being human. It doesn't bear acknowledging.

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>>40877679
Merlin is mai huzbando.

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What time does chad come to the gym? I've been trying to find him but it's like he doesn't even have a schedule!?

>>40874960
Women always select for equal or higher status. They're choosy and will complain they don't see enough frequency of what they want. Good luck.

>>40875470
This isn't facebook

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>>40877679
I lift for Garrett, the One True Husbando

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>>40876957
>Tfw your name is María
Should I just end it now, sissies?

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>>40875863

>>40877795
wrong that would be the irl version

this is the female 4chan version>>40874792

>TFW that guy who always looks spaced out and kind of depressed squats taice what you do
>TFW his ass might be better than yours

>ITT post the songs that gives you the boost in Zumba class
I'll start
https://youtu.be/ILWSp0m9G2U

>>40876961
Blood pressure is now 2 bar, thanks

>>40878022
I've found the best time to get the most attention from men is to go during peak hours between 5-7, although other sluts seem to have noticed this as well. It's funny I went at 2 on a wednesday once and was the only girl there except for old women though there were plenty of guys not as many chads as peak hours.

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I know everyone is going to make fun of how ugly I am but please be nice! Do I have a chance with Dylan?

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>mfw 5'11" amazon warrior-priestess mode
>mfw I can eat way more than womanlets while remaining lean and trim
>mfw I see a 5'2" womanlet dating a 5'6" manlet
>mfw she's tripping all over her 5" heels while I'm comfy in my adorable kitten heels

>>40876727
ask him to make a femdom clip site with you on clips4sale. my sister did it and she rakes in about $1200 a month

>>40878411
Menanon here, pls sit on my face

>TFW you hear the huge steroid monster in the gym squatting three plates and listening to some Japanese stuff

What a creep

what kind of pussy shampoo you girls use
my vajayjay stinks after a few squats baka

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>>40874917

>>40876918
You need to add fat storage genes.

>>40874842
>>>40874776 (OP)
>I've been turning my head 15 degrees in his direction for like a whole week now

kekkarot

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>>40874776
So it was Sunday morning after a great weekend of being an overall degenerate, and I was working on achieving an OHP PR when suddenly I felt a turbo dump coming on, which is logical since my preworkout is a double-double. So I have to make this decision like, should I go for this last set of 3x5 now or after I shit? Obviously I decide after, because laying out a turd is just better when you deserve it. So the first rep goes well, but I know it's going to be rocky because I feel the pressure mounting. Time for rep number two, little cheat bounce on the bottom and up she goes, drop an extra unnecessary grunt in there as I get it over my CoG to solidify that this is my fucking spot to the PT trying to make eye contact regarding my use of the squat rack for OHP's. As a polite bonus, it seems like the beast has settled, because I feel no desire to shit in my pants on the second rep. So I keep the bar in rack, gathering my power level, and stare down that fucking monster in the mirror because I know we are going to lift this shit up in the air and put it down without cheating it, one fucking bit. A couple of quick breaths and we go for it. And boy it's close, and oh-so tempting to cheat, to bend or duck just enough to get it overhead, but no, that fucking thing is going to go up good and properly. And just when I think I'm going to lose it, something in the depths of hell begins to give way and tear, but that was too fucking bad because that bar is going up. Three more seconds of struggling and it is done, but there is no time to waste, because some manner of liquid death is now leaking from my asshole, so I quickly rack it and waddle off to the ladies loo to shit out two days worth of chinese leftovers and beer. Stuff my shitty fucking pants, socks and underwear out in the tampon box for lulz, shower and leave and wearing only an extra long T shirt and my adidas. It was great.

TLDR I hit a new PR today

>>40877733
2nd is best

>>40876922
interesting that most of the threads have girls faces as the first pic, and many are about people rather than topics

>>40876909
You are ruining this thread. Stop posting.

>>40877793
And strangely, I'm into it

>>40878499
Are you looking at /pt/? /g/ - girl talk is where they talk about random stuff.

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>>40874776
Can you tell me how to make a pb&j Sammy with mayonnaise? Some hot chick back in high school brought me one and I wanna nostalgia and sleep

Hey ladies, I can't seem to stop rewarding abusive men with sex. Help me perform the mental gymnastics needed in order to convince myself that this whole thing is society's fault

>>40878442
I hate that screencap. I've never shed solids that big and it makes me jealous.

>tfw clotlet

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Ok girls I need your help.
>be at home
>lonely, just broken up with Chad
>teasing my little bean with a vibrator
>feel hungry
>order pizza
>pizza arrives, I answer the door in just a large shirt and panties
>see the delivery girl
>it's Stacey from gym
>mfw
>she eyes me up and down
>"one large cheese pizza with extra meat..."
>y-you too
>she pushes me into my room
>throws the pizza on the table and pushes me over onto the couch
>kisses my neck and starts fingering me
>n-no lesbo but it feels fucking amazing
>probably because I was already horny when I played with the vibrator before
>I moan up a storm
>cum 3 times with just her fingers
>she calls me a cute and tongue kisses me
>I'm putty in her hands
>she picks up the vibrator and takes a whiff
>"You've been really naughty haven't you, anon? Don't think I haven't seen you strutting your tight little ass around in the gym locker room. You've always wanted this don't you?"
>I did
>she shoves the entire length of the vibrator in my cunt
>I squirt all over her face
>she muffles my moans with her mouth, teases my tits with her fingers and pumps the vibrator in and out vigorously
>I cum endlessly
>when it's all over I'm exhausted, couldn't move a muscle
>she spits in my mouth and calls me her personal slutty bitch
>she leaves
>couch is stained with gallons of my squirt
A-am I lez now /fit/? How will I face her at the gym tomorrow?? I get wet just thinking about this.

STACY eats sushi and sips chai mocca lattes while you ZUMBA HARD.

You WORK as a WAGE KEK while STACY gets PAID just to LOOK GOOD

STACY gets multiple ORGASMS from CHAD while you schlick off and pity fuck NICE GUYS

Why even try when it all comes down to GENETICALLY DETERMINED HIPS, FACE, AND TITS?

>>40878637

/g/ is for random stuff per say, but it's all related to women, like example hair and beauty.
go to /ot/ for other discussions (mostly abuse and relationship threads kek) and then /sty/ if you want to shit up the place with your male autism. enjoy

>>40878107
That is where you are wrong. They never select equal value because they typically have a hell of a lot less value to begin with. They made it this way and act like incomplete insecure voids waiting for some guy to fill up that whole and give meaning to their existence.

A lot of females aren't that interesting or unique. Theyre pack animals at best and remind me of jellyfish in the water drifting about life aimlessly. They'll be preyed upon and sting others that get in the way.

On very fucking rare occasions will you meet a chick that is like no other. I suggest you fucking wife it because theyre rare as fuck and you may not get another chance once it passes you up if you think you'll have an endless supply of hot, educated bitches dedicated to your dick.

It never works that way for you and never will.

Female logic from a classmate of mine in college

>her: that guy is hot!
>me: better submit your resume to him before someone else takes that position
>her: no it's the other way around! He better be submitting that resume to me.
>me: it doesn't work that way for you because you're still a student who is anything but established at this point in your life while he is a good looking guy who already has a career.

For whatever they think they are the prize but once you get to know them they're typically shallow and will bore you after spending a year with them.

I wish you all luck in finding that special someone that is unlike the majority of these walking dead zombies! You're gonna make it brah!

>>40878713
Can't find the link to the study right now but squirt is like 80% piss

>>40874776
Hey /fit/, are there exercises for tits gains?

>>40874835
Maybe she said that to you because she wants your dick.

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> that girl who wears running shorts to the gym

>>40877569
giantlets when will they learn

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>>40879005

Post mega milk sauce

>>40878940
Dont know about that but i guess it depends on the woman... Two times ive been with squirters and its been completely odorless unlike urine.

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>This entire thread
fucking bravo

>>40874776
5'4" fucking dyel womanlet

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Just got done with SS+gomad. How do i look?

>>40879496
>Mirin leg gains

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>>40876912
>never heard of this site and go look at it
this is fucking fascinating. i cant believe there are this many women browsing anonymous image boards. is half this site roleplaying men or whats going on here?

>>40879843
Just went on there, wasn't expecting it to be 90% drama

>>40879843
Loads of women do because women do jack shit all day.
When I was first visiting chans I developed this theory from clues that female models lurk on chans.
Years later to my surprise I actually met what I was theorising about. Actual fashion models that spend their free time on chans.

>>40879843
>i cant believe there are this many women browsing anonymous image boards. is half this site roleplaying men or whats going on here?
Are you fucking retarded?

>>40879962
>Site populated entirely by anonymous legbeard women
>Wasn't expecting drama
Are you fucking retarded?

Reminder that if you see an angry in incoherent reply or post it is either
A) a female poster
B) some turd worlder from the middle of nowhere with shit language skills.

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>>40877448

>>40879843
/cgl/ girls like gossiping about other /cgl/ girls. Pixyteri is their goddess. Mods started banning pixyteri threads so they made their own chan. Most of the girls on there are lolitas and cosplayers and shit. Pretty interesting how seeing how a majority female board shitposts and memes. It's... different.

>10/10 cutie with unreal dream body
>has hidden body modifications that will traumatise men
Haha women theres a whole sub culture of cute girls that do this too.
And guys are supposed to be the "bad" sex.

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>>40874776

Please follow me on IG and snacpchat, add me on facebook and subscribe to my youtube channel xD

>>40878229
THE ONLY WAY REAL WOMEN DRINK THEIR SIPZ

SIPP GIRLS 2017

>>40878428
>being a stacy eletist
>not sharking for betas and sculpting them into chads

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H I G H E S T.

>>40876402
fucking smart

>>40880239
Women cant even take care of pets how would they take care of a human?

>>40876402
kek

>>40878133
fucking do it femlet

>be 5'4" master race
>see 6'0" amazonlet
>hunched over trying not to intimidate cuties
>can't even get some 5'8" uggo to buy her dinner

When will they learn?

>>40880058
It originally was about cgl stuff but then it became just a site to make fun of dumb chics that aren't cgl related or cringy people. Think cringe/rage threads except about one specific person.

There's also fashion/skin general advice or feels threads.

It's like a whole new world.

This thread makes me so happy i'm married
Dating these days seems like too much of a hassle/ crazy bitch rodeo

>>40880288
Seems to be full of cunts. Im surprised whores can make their own chans.
>mfw they are all racists hating niggers
Maybe there is hope yet.

>>40880248
is that what happens when an ectomorph gets buff? still narrow torso and long arms

>>40880334
This is what happens when you do your lifts instead of being a sissy.

>>40880342
what did he mean by this

>boyfriend can't cum from my blowjobs

am I doing something wrong?
is he gay? he browses bb

>>40880342
The man is on enough gear to shorten his life by decades and completely permanently destroy his natural testosterone.

He's also a prolific gay porn actor and won a few awards for being a powerbottom.

>>40880380
>>>/lgbt/

>>40880330
Not really, I got curious and browsed it quite a bit and if you're actually looking at the people that they're making the threads about, it's usually warranted.

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>>40880274
>femlet
Omg how did you know I am 4'11"? Lol

>>40880395
Not really what? Unwarranted what?

>>40874975
Check latest census, /fit/ is something like 97% male

>>40880470
All fit females are on instagram getting their free (you)s

>working out at all

Lmao.

Men don't like muscles. They want us slim and soft.

>>40880477
And in chains

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>>40880477
>tfw no matter how much you work out, you will always be a booblet

>>40874842
This stupid shit is why I don't respect sluts. Vapid attention whores

>>40880505
The irony of this post.

>>40879496
Is this natty?

>>40878927
So true, i thought that my girlfriend was a lolita, liked anime and was intelligent political speaking, aka debates about which one of the multiple options is better, but she is not and is very frustrating

>>40874776
>5'4"
hahahahHAHAHAHAHA
current cutoff for a giraff is 5'0", sorry babe

you think rich, >50 sugar daddies still want to go to gym to be able to juggle you in bed? silly slut

you can't go <45kg as 5'4" w/o losing dem titties gurl, enjoy ur fucked up lyfe, slut

you are probably >52kg so you can only go for semi-chads that fallen for THICK meme, ah, also enjoy 100s of std's you get from 1000s of stacies he will fuck behind ur back HhahahHAHA slut!

in the mean time i'm on the french riviera, on a boat, in chanel bikini, teasing boys, eating caviar - all that for a price of a one lazy hj to my fat old sugar daddy per night, u jelly slut?! hes into cucking anyway so i get that tan, french dick on the reg anyway, how a bout dah'? slut!

>>40876402
is this neck photoshopped? ladies?

>>40880653
I hope the caliphate cans your ass, lady
t. redneck gurl

>>40880470
>people would never lie on the internet

>>40876918
Nice.

>>40878405
Kek

>>40876918
This one is even more hilarious than the male version.

>>40875863
diabetus

>>40878405
Fuck she is beautiful.

>>40878481
underrated

>>40878481
Underrated.

>>40878481
was a good read, wish this place was more like tunblr

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>>40880800
>yzyy
this one always gets me

>>40879843
>half this site roleplaying men
n-no

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>My best friend is a Stacy
>She is always sending me stories about at house parties her letting Chads go around the side of the house and feeling her up
>She sends me screencaps of them hitting her up on Facebook the next day
>She doesn't actually fuck them, she just likes the power trip
>She always ends a story by saying 'boys are so easy!' and laughs
>She knows I have only had sex once
>I laugh softly and go 'yeah'
>Shes a bitch like that but I need her because otherwise I have no social presence
>'Oh Bernadette you are so lucky that you don't have fuckboys messing with you!'
>I hate it
>So much

>>40878405
Tfw dylan

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who /easygainer/ here? my bis are growing too fast

I'm natty btw

>>40881117
>tfw no fit chick to give you a handjob

>>40881125
Dude she would rip your dick clean off with a hand job

>When you wear high heels and he's still taller than you

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>40880972
Get fucked bernadette!

>>40881117
good luck attracting a straight man sweetie

>>40881134
Totally worth the risk for a firm handjob.

>>40878405
This is what perfect looks like.

>>40881157
Well...i kind of agree
Id love to date a girl who works out, maybe not one who roids but works out for sure but they are so goddamn hard to find

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>>40881155
>being this jelly

>>40881155
>tfw no reverse trap with masculine clit

>>40881117
Nice nogyno lesbo.

>>40881117
Would guys actually be attracted to girls like this? Genuinely wondering.

>>40882023
Short answer: yes
She is still semi-cute facewise and not fat. The two main things you need to be attractive to men

>>40875465
For you

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>>40882023
look hard enough and you can find a guy who fetishizes anything you can imagine. she's too lean, too dry, and has too much mass to be attractive to a well-adjusted man. A beautiful female body looks like this.

>>40882023
women generally look better if they have higher fat percentages than men. It's just nature.

WHen a woman has a man's bf % it just looks manly.

I bet if she gained just a few pounds of fat, she would be passable.

>>40882170
>t. Laquanda
go a way nigger, white guys hate black girls.

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Can't stand this cunt.

>>40874807
Post your sister

>>40879496
>How to get Chad to notice you: The Post

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>>40874776

>5"4

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>girls
>standards
>>>/cgl/9412847

>>40879086
it doesn't have a strong smell because it's not like traditional urine. During sexual stimulation, the woman's bladder fills with liquid, and if stimulated with enough intensity she may lose the ability to contain the liquid, and it is ejected from her urethra. fun stuff.

how does this have anything to do with /fit/?

>>40883531
Are you autistic or just stupid?

>>40882248
She's far from pretty, though. Literally average at best.

Hey girls. I have been seeing this guy called chad and he has been pounding my pussy real good but im starting to like him and i want him to be my bf, but he is super hot and pounds all my gilfriends pussies too. What do i do?

>>40879086
Its piss dude. Girls dont have a little pouch inside them with squirt fluid to spray in your face

>>40883569
SABINA is ATTAINABLE while you SCARE guys OFF with your BIG TITS and PERFECT FACE

>>40883677
You don't actually belive that a Chad is scared off by big tits? Big tits come in handy for women, they scare all the insecure beta fags off.

>>40883698
You spend your YOUTH chasing CHAD and then hit the WALL and die ALONE with 8 CATS while SABINA stays a virgin for her HUSBAND and raises a happy FAMILY

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>>40883715
>Sabina
>virgin

>>40883728
You are SHALLOW so you look for a man with LOOKS while SABINA is able to look PAST and find a man with WISDOM and LIFE EXPERIENCE

>>40874988
Dick or gtfo

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>>40883764
>WISDOM and LIFE EXPERIENCE
Money, you mean.

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>this thread
too real

>>40876918
more accurate than the male version even

I don't talk to women in fact I don't even have a female friend. But is this all real, that most guys just get used by women?

>>40884852
get your life together virgin, and stop acting like a creeper in woman only threads

>>40877280
I pretended to put my hair up in a pony tail and you could tell I loved every minute of it.

>>40884895
How am I a creeper? Why do you think I should get my life together?

>>40880549
People who do this should be castrated

>>40884852
Most women will use you if you let them, but really that applies to most people in general
People are shit

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>>40877679
>Lifting for men

You will never make it.

>>40876845
>paying attention to the point of shared focus is rude
now i know i have autism

>>40876918
It's all about
FACE
TITTIES
BOOTY
TOES
Why are you even trying again?

>>40885921
>TITTIES
>BOOTY
Just say fat storage genes.

>>40874924
Only betas want tall women, you know, so they can get dominated even easier... such creeps.

Chad goes for the short girls, with the small feet, and the tight waist.

>tfw you can change your weight, but will always have monster feet.

If only I had different genes, then I could finally be Stacy.

>>40876618
When will they learn?

>>40886191
Dont forget massive tits femanon, Chad loves the big tits
Curse my small D-cup, Chad will never look at me now :/

>>40878940
>80% piss

What's the other 20%?

>>40886331
squart

>>40878940
>>40883518
>>40883640

The liquid comes from the Skene's gland, which is the female organ homologous to the prostate. Female ejaculate is almost identical to male ejaculate (minus sperm obviously).

>>40874807
Do girls expect to be messaged on Instagram from random guys? Or at least guys in their area?

>>40875863
reposted from same thread last time

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>tfw a guy likes you

>>40886541
The gland is less then the size of a small grape.
There is litterally no way that it can produce enough to "squirt" a lot.
It is fucking piss.
Every scientist who's ever studied the phenomenon outright states that it is piss.
If she squirts or the skene gland unleashes while she's getting a good dicking or fingering(or in the case of our lezfriends fisting dildoing) then less then a tablespoon is supposed to come out. Anything more, unless she's like...unique or a litteral mutant, is just piss.

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>4th day of NoFlick
>get a girl boner when shaving my legs

>>40874776
any good guides on getting thicc and fit
I cant bulk up for the life of me

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>>40874792
one day I decided to swipe right on everyone and got almost everymatch

the problem is the people I like dont match with me

im a dude btw

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>>40878481

>>40885921
I bet you dont care if your girl ils bald ans bas one arm

>>40874776
what country are you from where 5 4 is tall for a girl?

>be me
>be overweight
>have saggy tits
>tfw losing this weight tits will still be saggy
>tfw debating on removing uterus

>tfw 5'11" womazon
>tfw started heavy lifting instead of cardio because no bf to open jars but now can't stand boob jiggle on treadmill and kinda like the instagram abs comments
>tfw want to just hold a smol beta trap boy and feel his warm smooth body while he calls me mommy
>tfw not blessed with cowtits though

S-Serious question, does liking traps make me lez?

I mean the whole "pretend to get fooled" trap part is what all those "straight" guys like, but like if I go after them with the intention of knowing they're a boy it's straight right? Right?

I-I'm not the only one who really can't find anything attractive about chads right?

Did surfing 4chan too much and watching so much anime or falling for the lifting meme make me into a shotacon or something or do other girls like this kind of thing too?

>>40890201
pls respond

>>40890201
do you like dick yes or no
if yes then you're fine

>>40890201
You like what you like who gives a fuck?

>>40876918
if this was true then all the men here pretending to be women would get laid, but it isn't, they don't and all girls get fucked by chad

>>40890201
10/10

>>40890241
>>40890262
>>40890267
>forgetting the thread subject

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>>40878927
Thanks brah, she's out here somewhere

>>40874776
>tfw pic in OP looks exactly like my ex

>no one posts more mega milk girls

>>40882023

No, not the average man. Maybe some fitizens, but definitely not the average man

>>40876618
Only back pain sucks and no cute tiny bras suck but >>40877731

>>40874776
HI IM A BOY GAMER DONT HIT ON ME SILLY GIRLS

>>40878993
great thread

>>40879975
>>>>>>>>>>>>LEGBEARD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>>40882023
me personally want snusnu from her and or to tie her up and dominate her if i could. regardless i am sure one of the two factors would happen and im satisfied with either. i imagine men who aren't really gay but admire muscles would fucking love a woman like that and there seems to be a good deal of men like that

Ugh I can't believe my gym.

>last week
>frappefriday so I have to bring one extra for entry
>give frappe to poolboy secretary and stare longingly at him for .5 seconds too long so I have to add 1 extra minute of treadmill today
>not even worth it because they only hire gays for that position
>get my 2 hour credit for the day
>go to change in locker room
>all the mirrors are free, thank fuck
>get my best yoga pants on, the ones one size too small
>went with a ponytail today instead of a bun
>styled it a bit like samus and did slut poses in the mirror while giggling about Metroid
>Russian Stacey walks in
>"You look nice today anon, did you do your hair?"
>I don't have words to express how much her insult pissed me off, so I walked out without saying ANYTHING
>dumb bitch is going to turn into a babushka eventually anyway kek
>check phone arm band for the time
>damn, only 10 minutes left before I have to pay up another frappe
>get on treadmill and start running
>alarm immediately blares and I nearly pee myself from the treadmill stopping
>realize I forgot ti grab cardio plug
>extra 2 frappe penalty
>I don't have anymore because I drank my emergencies on the way l(SO worth it though)
>I have to pay the second option
>get taken into the back, stripped down, photos snapped
>I get to be a "before" picture....
>gym is closed by the time I'm done
>go home
>ride vibe til I pass out
>wake up at 1am realizing I forgot to set the DVR to record The Bachelor on Monday
>mad dash downstairs
>something falls out from between my boobs
>cardio plug

tl;dr tfw you drop your cardio plug in your boobs and forget to fish it out

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