>tfw too intelligent to lift

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>>40872652
What do I say /fit/

>>40872652
> that girl whos ugly as sin but got a rich father so shes raised with the other rich girls who are prettier than her and she thinks shes one of em

>>40872660
Tell her to tattoo it on her head so she will have more space for the words

>>40872660
Ayy lmao

>>40872652

I cant handle the forehead curve.

>tfw there is no correlation between intelligence and strength
>tfw every time you pick something up you are lifting

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she's gonna hit the wall so hard

>>40872680
kek

>>40872660
tell her she forgot to turn off the fish eye effect on her face

>>40872660
"I'm sorry, the same thing happened to my grandfather's forehead when he had a brain tumor. Do you know how long?"

>>40872652
thicc

>>40872652
>>40872660
Do you think she looks like a normal person in funhouse mirrors?

>>40872660
"Can you control my brain, Megamind?"

>>40872652
Phoenix? I've seen this bitch on tinder before. She looks like a fucked up Oblivion character.

>>40872660
Did someone take a shovel to her face?

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>>40872727

>>40872744
Phx represent. Deleted my account probably five times and ran into her every time

"You are the one from my dreams... Then the stars were right... this is the day! GODS GIVE ME STRENGTH!"

>>40872652
>>40872660

Chick looks like she was made in Dark Souls 1 character creation.

>>40872697
>gonna hit

looks like she already has, literally

>>40873281
This!

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>>40872660
ask her if she's been in contact with the Bogdanoffs lately

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>>40872680
/thread

>>40872660
Joan Rivers? Is that you?

>Its an OP doesn't actually message her episode

>>40872652

>tfw when your face is literally caving in

my god

>>40872652
>>40872660
>26
Why do white people age so fast?

>>40872660
>"If I send you $5 will you use it for a day pass?"

>>40872744
>>40873196
yknow what that means, bitch is paying for premium

>>40872652
>>40872660
Xogo im ak eoposiwq qlaiszxu

This means "how are you" in the language of her species

Looks liquified on PS

>>40872680
Hahaha

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>>40872652

>>40874341
I didn't match I guess she's out of my league

>>40874574
Rip seids

>>40872660
"Your head is like a walnut. I really like walnuts. Want to eat some walnuts with me?"

>>40872660
"Have you ever played The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion?"

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>>40874637
fucking kek

>>40874383
Like milk

>>40872660
Ask her for a quick rundown

>>40872697
she's hit something already
cricket bat by the looks of it

>>40874072
Could someone give me a quick rundown on these guys

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>>40872652
I can't screenshot with my phone, but I matched with a girl whose tinder profile says "I want you to crack an egg in my ass and fuck be so hard you scramble it."


What do I say that'll get me laid /fit/ pic unrelated

>>40872660
Ayy lmao

>>40872680
Infinitely underrated

>>40874574
damn that feel when i know this girl

>>40872727
top kek

>>40875842
I think I have half a carton in the fridge

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>>40874072
>>40874529
>>40874637
>>40875268

>>40875842
I'm sorry you feel this way, but you have to eat this bowl of eggs first

>>40872682
Ayyy lmfao

>>40872680
beautiful post, anon.

well done.

>>40872663
too fucking accurate

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>>40872680

>>40872697
>>40874119
>>40874565
>>40876080
>>40876631
>>40877069
It wasn't that funny

haha i wonder how ugly the op is using tinder to fuck and posting screencaps to an anime appreciation messageboard/mgtow fitness aficionado support group . tinder= pathetic. online dating= pathetic

>>40877452
Probably more attractive than you, you virgin white knight.

Tbh, screen capped your mom on snap chat last night doing her suc of dik

>>40877485
ive had sex and ive never needed an app to do it. best of luck in your ugly autistic existence you socially illiterate faggot.

>>40877517
>I've never had sex

FTFY, don't worry bro. No reason to lie on an anonymous board and shit posting consortium.

>>40877392
confirmed jelly

>>40877452
>haha
>I'm going to make fun of someone for posting humor on the same autistic board that I'm on
>still have to pretend like I'm better than him tho
good job bud, still holding out for that autism cure we're all waiting on <:^)

>>40874383
Ruling the world is tiring.

>>40872660
"You're the one on the right, right?"

>>40872744
>>40874637
These

>>40874574
let shamu reunite with her family

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>>40872680

>>40872652

Is she blind? Is this guy using Tinder to cheat on his blind wife?

>>40879075

Works even better with the picture from >>40872652

>>40879348
Again, not funny

Stop samefagging

>>40879388
kek

>>40875285
did you try fucking google mongoloid?

>>40876260
Actually not bad lmao

>>40876440
Underrated.

>>40872680

Eheheheheeh

>>40872660
STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM

>>40875285

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.

>>40872680
lmaoooo

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>>40872652
>>40872660
>683 instagram photos

>>40872680
Best joke EVER made on 4chan

>>40872660

> what do I say

Nothing because she swiped left already

>>40872680
Genuinely funny. good job

>>40879823
ur new here aren't u

>>40872652
Its like she has that webcam filter that sucks your face in but in real life.

>>40872727
Lel

>>40875842
can I eat the egg after to ensure gains
>dat anabolic window

>>40872660
If you average them together you might get a normal face

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>>40872680
I never respond to posts like this since 95% of them are not funny, but this was fucking hysterical