Pathetic lanklet stories thread

>>40867135
>Lanklets
>Worse at deadlifts than manlets

/fit/ seriously doesn't lift, do they?

Deadlifts are the one exercise where lanklet levers are in their favour.

>be obese 6'3 monster
>go to the gym 3rd time in lifetime
>go to the bar to do some deadlifts like some goy on the internet said
>load up 2pl8
>easy 5 reps
>look left
>built like a greek god bruh struggles with 80kg
wtf

>lanklets
>literally unable to do pullups

is there a bigger waste of space?

>>40867199
Hey I can do 8, am 6'3 and fat as shit and I have 0 back at all.
I'm sure all lankets can do at least a few.

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>>40867135
>2pl8 deads are heavy lifts
Oh manlet, you little rascal.

>>40867135

When did 2 plate become heavy? Also 80kg is just about 2 plates so what are you even talking about? you managed to pull 3.63 lbs then him and bragged about it.

>>40867251
found the guy who uses styrofoam bar and doesnt count its weight

>>40867199
Yeah, I have to bend my knees or use a pull up bar that is high enough off the ground it would kill a manlet if they fell.

>>40867199
6'3
I can do 4 sets of 7
Only recently achieved it tho
Some manlet came up to me and told me that i could easily do it
Nice guy he does weighted pull ups

>>40867274
>slow motion scene where manlet slips from the bar and plunges to his death as Scar looks on
Long live the king

>>40867251
OP used math fuckery.

2pl8 is 100kg. He only lifted 20kg more.

>>40867135
He probably stopped the set to go home to fuck his gf.

>>40867135
>Manlet trying to shit on some bro new to the gym

Fuck off

>>40867199
6'7 did my first pullup this month

I repped 2pl8 first time i stepped in the gym you fucking twink go suck a dick OP

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>>40867135
>be me
>6'7" lanklet
>started SS September, switched to 5x5 in January, doing it since
>see this thread
>manlet praising himself over 2pl8 ddl
>tfw I did 90kg/100kg/110kg/120kg/130kg ddlx5 after 3x10 40kg OHP

>lanklet dyel at the curls
>too fucking heavy for his legs to sustain
>too tiring to bend over to get
>has to loosen with foot then kick over to bench

>>40867178
Nigger u be trolling fuck outta here

>>40867135
>when I start pulling 2plate I look to my left and stare him down
And then your neck broke

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>>40867135
>stare him down
top kek

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>>40867135
>The idiot has 9 inches of muscle more than me and still can't lift for shit

>>40867199
6'6", I do 4x8 every third day.