*blocks your path*

>>40860565
ask """it""" to get back in the kitchen

>>40860565
>functional strength

>>40860565
I put my head between her thighs.

>>40860565
Need to practice more good girls bad girls before i take her on....

>>40860565
Drop one from waist high and watch it explode.

>>40860565
Win probably. I do good girls with the full stack until I get bored. I could break a cinder block between my legs. I could probably commit a grisly homicide while receiving a blowjob. Crushing melons ain't shit.

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>>40860565
She's asking for it. No. She's begging for it.

Even though it's just water melon every time I see someone do this I'm always disgusted.

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>>40860565
fucking entitled cunt
Who the fuck does she think she is wasting those watermelons? Instead of eating them or sharing them and enjoying them, she just uses her fucking mutant thighs to crust them and probably leave them all over the fucking parking lot. What a fucking CUNT. I sure hope it was worth the money to have your camera man think you're a fucking freak. He obviously wasn't impressed you vapid waste of space and only said so hesitantly because his dick shrunk from the horror he had to witness that was your performance. Not to mention all of the fucking flies that probably gathered around that parking lot. Fuck, why are women so fucking stupid?

>>40861989
She's showing how konfident she is.

>>40861989
Watermelons are cheap as fuark though.