Have you ever lied at the gym? I have made a big lie and need

help

>>40860557
>>loudly shout 'NO SUGAR NO FAT' when I finish my reps

at least you have ballz big enough to shout

>>40860557
nice b8

>>40860557
Pack on like 50 lbs of fat, then go back to the gym and start purging in the bathroom loudly and obviously.

>>40860557
The fucking levels of autism

>>40860557
Try this.

Go to the gym put on 3 plates on the bench. And lift it. Make sure you do it when no one is around. It'll fix all your problems.

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>>40860557
>>ask the PT's if there are any calories in their workout mats

>>40861198
anorexics worry about that stuff

>>40860557
>>make stomach growling noises when nobody is looking so they think I am hungry

Pls record these noises and post a vocaroo link.

>>40861430
Its something like this?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ak8YQFRV0o
The acoustics in my room aren't as good as the gym

>>40861548
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ak8YQFRV0o

Dare I say you might be the most autistic of us all OP

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>>40861548
I keked way more than I should have, thanks you autistic fuck

Every week I go to a new gym and claim I've just moved into the area. I ask for a free three day trial to see if the gym is right for me and most give it without fuss. I travel a lot with work so in new areas with a new supply of free gyms almost every week.

>>40861548
Anon....why?

>>40860557

The autism is strong with this one.

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>lie about being a lab tech
>say I workout on breaks
>start getting asked where I work
>others want a good word for them

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>>40861548

Overheard that day in the back office

>I feel bad for the guy. Faking an eating disorder is some fucked up shit just to get attention.

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>>40861548
Fucking dead

>>40861548
Nope, there's way more autistics in your room.

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>>40861548

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>>40860557

>>40863433
>Saves thumbnail
You're an idiot Anon

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>loudly shout 'NO SUGAR NO FAT' when I finish my reps

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>>40861548

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>>40861548

This can't be real. Please tell me this is photoshop, OP

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>loudly shout 'NO SUGAR NO FAT' when I finish my reps

>>40861548
op there isnt a reason to do this, please stop doing this

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>>40861548

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>>40861548
I'm fucking dying man