If calories in vs calories out is everything then how come I

>>40860227
Laxatives

>>40860227
>you calculated it wrong
>you underestimate the amount of calories you eat daily
>you do enough activity to keep you at maintence

Your body does not break the law of thermodynamics I can assure you.

>>40860258
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>>40860258
Wrong on all counts. I've even tried eating ridiculous amounts of high calorie foods to see if I get fat and I just don't.

>>40860360
You are lying haha good trolling.

>>40860258
calories in mouth =/= calories absorbed by the body

You might have some digestive tract issues OP or you're just supposed to be a skinny mofo.

>>40860431
OP has tapeworm confirmed

Why is the sheep herding quest such a pain in the fucking ass? These stupid fucking sick cows won't go in the stupid fucking pen the fucking niggers

>>40860227
Me too, some people do have genetic predispositions. No one ever said that you WILL gqin fat with a surplus. The point of calories in/calories out is that it is impossible to gain fat on when at a deficit.

>>40860360
What was your daily intake when you ate 'ridiculous amount' and how long did you do so? Also what is your Tdee?

>>40860501

>"Oh man I totally ate a whole pizza and drank a shitload of beer this weekend. Still not fat LOL"

It's possible to be inefficient and remove excess calories as waste rather than store them as fat. It is NOT possible to store fat despite eating below the TDEE (>100% efficiency).

>>40860529

Same as skellys who say 'But I eat so much! how am I skinny', fuckers eat 3 shitty meals a day, and still stay under their TDEE