/fraud/

Piece of shit cuckholds, I hope you all choke on your meds.

>>40846943
first you disgusting imbeciles

how can you fags ever recover?

daily reminder im a vegetarian on 100g protein daily and look infenitely better than any of you fags

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>>40846943

This fucking pic. Every time.

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>>40846977
btfo'd by a natty cuck

reeeeeeee

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> steroid red pills
> fuck what you learned in health class, here are the actual downsides to steroids

> your arms no longer fit through the armholes of normie shirts, you can no longer wear anything remotely /fa/. you will rip at least one shirt you liked by flexing. have fun wearing loose fitting garbage bags everywhere. or at least buying a whole new warddrobe.

> that love/hate relationship you have with yourself deepens significantly. you love the way you are progressing, but you now set the goalposts even farther away.

> lying to your friends and family over and over. they know something is up, you've been working out for years with no results. and you would just tell them, r-right? because they love you and care about you.. they are concerned, anon. and you will continue lying right to their face because if you tell even ONE of them, they will immediately tell everyone else and the fallout will be devastating.

> so ronery. the rapist fantasies that come into your head. you are big enough now that they can't get away.. it would be so easy..

> you had other hobbies? not anymore. all you want to do now is go lift. everyday for hours.

> you want to travel, but you are too worried about getting caught with your pins by TSA. sure, you *could* probably frontload some shit for a week, but >muh levels and you'll probably get acne from it and you'd rather be home working out anyway. fuck travel.

> that chick you did this for just told you that you are "getting too big". and your blood levels havent even fully saturated yet.

> congratulations, you are now a IV/IM drug user, in a high risk HIV group. Sure, you won't share your needles, but that doesn't mean you aren't in the group anymore.

help me add more...

>>40846943
Suggestion for my first dose back of Test E 250mg and Deca 250mg in 3 years?

Your days are numbered jerry, I will surpass you and become the prettiest girl. The spiro gods will it so.

>I must, I must increase my bust.

>>40847032
dey p legit afaik, i wouldnt worry

enjoy ban

>>40847062
You seem like a massive bitch.

>not able to wear correct clothes
>insecure narcissism
>lying to friends because unable to speak simple truths
>has rape fantasies???
>thinks all he can do now is lift weights
>"travel" meme; probably doesn't even know the history of his "dream vacation" spot
>did roids FOR A BITCH [wow that's sad]
>CARES WHAT A BITCH THINKS
>thinks he can get HIV from sterile needles

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Afternoon ladies and degenerates.

>>40847062
> you want to travel....fuck travel.
Completely agree with this one. I like flying in airplanes but I HATE wasting away without food, activity, and sleep.

Some more you say?

> every cuck in the world tries to spite you with every essence of their being (doesnt matter cuz theyre faggots tho)

> fertile so once you finally get the woman you want you gotta come off for a few months at a time whenever you want a kid (mixed)

> cant work deskjobs because you know better than to become sedentary (good thing)

> will probably live in a modest house, if all goes well, out in the countryside away from >youths (mixed)

> you have far surpassed your high school and college buddies physically, and likely mentally, and you dont ever consider them to have been your friends anymore (mixed)

> your best hope for positive social interaction is to become a high school coach (good thing)

>>40847196
howdy, minstrel

>>40847197
heh I can relate to this one..
> cant work deskjobs because you know better than to become sedentary (good thing)

I would modify it to say
> if you work a desk job you look extremely out of place compared to your fatass coworkers. everyone thinks you are a weirdo because you get up every hour to go do pushups on the yoga mat you made the company buy for you to get that roid energy out.

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>>40847222
>minstrel
>gets trips
Shit where is my rebec

>>40847188
>capitalizing "CARES WHAT A BITCH THINKS"
who hurt you, anon?

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>>40847094
wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked 300 candy bars from tha corner store. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil dickhead w/ a hot mum & fake bling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer arse behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper rumble. tha rumble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. my homeboys be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o’ newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a’ kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yer a stewpid lil twat, innit? ima shite fury & ull drown in it m8. ur in proper mess ya knobhead.

>>40847062
>realize only 2d girls will ever love you

When I use PGP what parts of the key do I include in the generation process

Just the key gibberish? and the "=whatever" at the end?

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>>40847271
your mk76 isnt making me hungry at all @25mg ed, was the weed-tier munchies a meme? that's primarily why i wanted it so im disappointed
guess i'll try 50mg

>>40847331
>realize only 2d girls will ever love you
you'll find someone eventually jerry. you're a chad

you cant just waste your chadly genes on a fake girl like that its not healthy

>>40847196
can you tell me what your pic is supposed to do? afaik mk677 powder works on its own, thats the point of doing all of this?

>tfw ordering mk raws from USA and getting cought is high penalty here in germany

>>40847291
uh, nobody, because I don't let them. that's the point.

>>40847388
damn i dont say this often but thats a really nice pic

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>>40847331

>tfw live in a newcastle
say2face not online and see wut happen etc. But for real thanks for being the inspo.

>>40847062

>lying to your friends and family
You don't have to lie if you get mumsies on cycle with you, who else is going to whip up calories that taste like the old country.

> that chick you did this for just told you that you are "getting too big"
>lifting for girls

That's the worst fucking form for squats my dude.

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>>40847404
so that you can squirt it in the back of your throat ((no homo)) and know its a proper dose

cap ironically doesnt know how to cap

shit doesnt taste that good either but whatever

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>>40847404
its a solution so you can drink it instead of capping it or cinnamon challenging yourself every dose

>>40847388
>fake girl
EXCUSE ME??!
more real than 3d women in my life

>>40847422
>live in newcastle
Do you like muslim women
I hope you do

>>40847443
>instead of capping it or cinnamon challenging yourself every dose
lmfao. thanks for the laugh jerry-san

How the fuck do I use PGP

https://www.igolder.com/PGP/encryption/
https://www.igolder.com/PGP/decryption/

Are the sites im using but I just get gibberish back. What parts of a key do I input? Thw whole thing, or just the central paragraph? Thanks lads.

>>40847510

>http://curtiswallen.com/pgp/

>>40847510
Try this

http://www.bitcoinnotbombs.com/beginners-guide-to-pgp/

Have you fed your Neopet today /fit/?

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So this dirty Mexican guy is trying to hit on my work QTGF, while I have no problem with her talking to other guys he is really starting to piss me off by infringing on our relationship. Not only that but he keeps coming around when it's just her and I and tries to get in the conversation or change the subject to what his job relates to. I think I need to rek a nigga before he does something stupid.

Too bad he's legal otherwise I'd report his ass to ICE.

>>40847422
i asked my mom and she replied "yo dawg, you wanna put a cycle in my cycle so we can cycle together?"
> i dont know what that means

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>>40847665
She seems oblivious to the fact that he's constantly hitting on her and now tried to give her some fucking comic book despite the fact that she has no interest in them nor his broke ass. Brb taking out his knee caps.

/Rant

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>>40847665
>being beta enough to be threatened by other men
just ask her to sleep with the mexican already so you can raise her latin halfbreed, you cuck

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>>40847729
I'm not threatened he's just a dirty fucking human being , nevermind his race (I think he's actually half Mexican). He's the type of dude where if a girl says no he'd still whip his dick out or try to start sending them pictures of it. If he did either I think I'd legitimate kill him thanks to the 1.4g tren.

>>40846943
Lmao this ho tried messaging me today. Sent her a snap of the girl I got coffee with.

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>>40847828
so mad over a dude macking on "your" girl
you even knock her up yet?

shes probably sleeping with his entire gang, the whole ms-13 branch has been in there

now act like a man, forget about the filthy woman, and jerk off to chinese drawings of little girls

>>40847665
sometimes when people piss me off i squeeze my eyes and look at them without saying a word, and lmao they have backed down a few times already.

try that, the next time he comes around and interrupts your conversation with that slag of yours

>>40847933
Message me.
>>40847956
You're fucking lame.

>>40847857
proud of u bb

>>40847857
Cold blooded but funny as fuq m8

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are my insterts good enough to make roiding worth it ?

>>40847977
>>40848007
Practicing this new thing called "not fucking her within the first hour". Weird stuff. Do people really consider this normal?

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>>40847388
I think it's pretty bad with the hunger even at 25. When are you taking it?
>>40847404
It's just for proper dosing. You can absolutely just take the raw powder especially if you have a mg scale.

>>40847857
Who that

>>40847963
why lame, its pretty cool

>>40848074
My ex. Fraud thought it'd be cool to make my ex and I inside jokes of the general.

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"Clipboard contained no valid encrypted data"

What am I doing wrong friends?

I am using the PGP key I was given and encrypting with GPG.

>>40848059
no

>>40848070
>I think it's pretty bad with the hunger even at 25. When are you taking it?
I generally take it with breakfast so timing shouldn't be an issue

i doubt there's any chance heat affected it during suspension, but it sure took awhile to suspend it in 50/50 ora sweet/plus

and psa for other anons: don't put the ora sweet in before heating it up, just do the suspension fluids first, add the filler later otherwise you'll fuck it up

>>40848189
how so? i mean i know im not big or anything but i thought i was proportionate/had a good frame

>>40848243
I felt like saying no

>>40848243
most people have good enough insertions to roid, if you look at that pic and think your muscles are heavily retarded looking then....

ur fine bro.

>>40848059
>caring about what other frogposters think
you've already failed tb h

>>40848268
>look at that pic and think your muscles are heavily retarded looking then....
what did he mean by this?

>>40848268
and even if they were odd, no one is going notice much less care what your insertions are like unless you're competing

>>40848059
Fuck off

>>40848093
Ohhhh that's why her face looked familiar, why you posting without trip bro

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>>40848195

you don't need to heat the suspension you dumbshit

unless you're making a 100ml+ batch you literally just measure out the mix in a graduated cylinder, slap a funnel in a boston bottle and pour half in, switch to a new dry funnel for the powder measure, then switch back and pour the other half of the suspension vehicle in, and shake the shit out of it for 1-2mins after you put the top on

how did you manage to fuck that up, seriously

>>40848349
oh sorry, am i not allowed to ask questions on an anonymous Polynesian typewriter board?

>>40848362
did exactly that and it didn't fucking work until I heated it up mr smarty pants

literally says on the fucking bottle too

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>>40848362
>all that when you can dump a bunch of shit into a beaker and stir it with the closest steak knife

>>40846727
life owes you nothing nigger. try harder or kill yourself.

>inb4 hurr durr big words for a cheater
i probably forgot more about natty lifting than you will ever learn
>inb4 lel i trole u, u mad
am not, kek. just disappointed i cant decide if this is cheap b8 or actual whining.


>>40847090
still post moar, i dont venture outside this general much nowadays so i have no idea who you are talking about.

>>40847404
never knew you were german, thought NL like masT. guter mann.

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>>40847956
Lol I doubt I'll do that. I noticed today he's actively trying to have my schedule altered so I'm away from her, dude is literally being a fucking rat.

>>40847933
No MS down here, DMV can keep all the random Rock Creek murders and whatnot. She isn't ready to settle down and start a family which is actually the reason she moved here.

>>40848417
I just throw it all into a media bottle and heat it a little on the stove top if necessary and then shake the shit out of it.

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>>40848398

>>40848475
>I just throw it all into a media bottle and heat it a little on the stove top if necessary and then shake the shit out of it.
yup, not complicated

>>40848488
easy there tough guy

>>40848488
#rekt

thought this was common knowledge anyway tho

>>40848488
I love your handwriting, no homo.

>>40848475
Source on this photo?

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>>40848475
If she just wants to fuck around I dont see the problem, shes not gf material anyways
Breed her with the mexican
Heck I bet she has friends who would join in too
4 or 5 cocks per hole, easy

>>40848312
this, only autistic gym goers notice shit like this. normies dont recognize it

>>40848294
you missed the "if"

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>>40848615
>I bet she has friends
She doesn't have friends really, she's a female version of some of us aspies. I think that's why she likes me so much I'm someone she can openly talk to and do shit with plus I've got a nice dick. Inb4 friendzoned

And it's not that she wants to fuck around with other dudes it's just that she didn't want to get married and start popping out kids in the sticks where she's from.

>>40848067
Yup. Seems you're supposed to wait.

Yeah, I don't get it either.

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>>40848548

probably wasn't the smartest idea to try and pull that when a) I've been talking about ora-plus/sweet suspensions for forever, and b) I've literally got the bottles sitting not 10 feet from me

>>40848565

not my best work, but those labels are cramped as hell

>>40848824
yeah you sure showed me

>>40848824
>that face
fucking gross

>>40847857
Proud of you bruh, I still think total no contact is better though.

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>>40848913
Fuck her face then. It's all about that TIGHTT or THINN body.

>>40848913
faggot detected

What gauge needle is good for drawing oil-based medication from a multi-use vial? I just got some 21g which I hear is tiny, but 18g I hear tends to tear up the stopper after multiple uses.

>>40848998
I went with what ATIWAB told me; "do whatever you think would eat at you most. I prefer ignoring, but if you want to be petty go for it".

I'd be fucking livid if she sent pics of her with someone else, but I was told the best response for that is "lmao so?".

>buy ugl cialis for intense fuckfest planned with nympho qt
>it's bunk
F U G

I'm 20 y/o would it be a good idea to start with tren or should I wait untill I am above 25? Also does anyone have experience with trenbolone ?

>>40849178
fuck off idiot

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>>40848741
>be autism girl
>literally have to move away you have so many suitors
>people still fight over you

>be autism guy
>even with a vasly superior physique and income still have to go to hookers to even talk with girls

>>40849170
How good is cialis anyway?
My penis doesn't get as hard as it used to when I was a teenager. I'm wondering if cialis will help

>>40849195
Cialis and EQ are why women fall in love with me

>>40849182
Fuck you shit cunt

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>>40849192
>literally have to move away you have so many suitors
She said her decision to move was mostly because there weren't any really opportunities where she was from and most of the highschool class she graduated with was either pregnant or already had a kid.

She's honestly an awesome person because of how chill and honest she is. Plus when were talking and can't stop looking in each other's eyes it gives me the fuzzies and makes me feel high or something.

I don't understand how you (allegedly) have so little luck with women. There are tons of aspie women up there in the science and Intel fields. Problem us you're not going to find them in bars and clubs so you'll have to think outside the box.

>>40849242
I want to run eq but I think I'd have massive clots from never giving blood between being on antibiotics and Accutane. The girl I'm seeing was a phlebotomist so maybe if I can convince her to bleed me I'll do it.

>>40849358
It's easy to just go donate.

>>40849358
self-bloodletting isnt even that hard either if you have an iq over room temp tbqfh (although by far the worst choice, just saying)

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>>40849381
There was no way in hell I was going to on Accutane and apparently they don't like antibiotics either. Muh morals keep me from wanting to while b&c.

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>>40849401
I know I could do that but really it's never been that much of a draw for me to want to run EQ and I've never had problem with hematocrit somehow.

>>40849413
Actually on gear your blood is liquid gold; it's that much more nutrient dense.

You aren't negatively impacting someone's health by donating blood with a neglible amount of androgen.

Anon who told me e2 was low was probably right

Joints are fucked and I've been crying because of beta thoughts. Fuck

>>40849413
Just call up your local place and tell them you need to be drained but can't donate. They do it for people with excess iron and whatnot.

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>>40848195
I dunno you should definitely feel something. 50mg + huperzine A gets my hands and feet tingling on an empty stomach and makes it hard to sleep.

Any of you brehs ever use Proviron?

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>>40849454
Sup dude. We haven't spoken in a while. I trust your presents arrived no problem?

>>40849358
>allegedly
Yeah im slaying lmao

They're all intimidated by how godlike I am

>>40849465
Its a meme

>>40849490
Yeah customs even went through the package again and I received it without problems lol

Also dropping to cruise dose next week. 16 weeks passed very quick and gained like 13kg without water

Have you been busy lately? No more hospital visits I assume?

>>40849437
fair enough. i love EQ dearly but i also have a nurse gf lel

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>>40849517
>Yeah im slaying lmao
No reason you can't be. I'm pretty autistic too minus the Chinese pillows and anime. Take the confidence and cockiness you have online, translate it to real life and see what it brings. If it doesn't work drop the cockiness down some.

That meme just be yourself suggestion is true though. No point taking on some fake attitude and persona when you probably can't sustain it.

>>40849490
Why is your memek so overpriced? Or it was atleast, showed $135/g last week.

>>40849465
comfy for QoL gains in insane doses, meme otherwise

>>40848059
>worth it
Worth what? Around $30 a vial for the gear and dealing with a few zits? Uhhh you tell me

>>40849606
Im myself all day everyday tho

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>>40849759
Yeah but are you actively out meeting random women/people or are you just around the same girls in your office?

Have you had any dates or relationships recently?

I blew her off hardcore with that pic I sent earlier, but I'm having such a hard time not texting her.

I actually miss her and think about her often.

>>40849904
Ya dun goofed

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>>40849517
>Its a meme
Meme magic elected the last best hope for Western society. Perhaps it can help you make gains ;)
>>40849530
>Have you been busy lately? No more hospital visits I assume?
Yes very busy. No hospital visits. My diet has been in check.
>>40849606
>Why is your memek so overpriced? Or it was atleast, showed $135/g last week.
I had a death in the family and I was out of town. Because eGay sucks so bad there is no way to pause my listings other than making them so expensive no one will buy them. Prices are back to normal now.
>>40849618
I love memek747. It is always good no matter what I am doing.

>>40849916
How? She is a piece of shit and I'm better off without her. I just miss her. It's intense that I walked out on her without so much as a goodbye.

>>40846943
how come you're cheating? it's not fair to the rest of us desu

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>>40849847
>implying
my roomates gf grabbed my hand like 4 months or more ago as I joke and I realized I hadnt even touched a non hooker in like half a decade

>>40849904
keep strong
get drunk and play idolm@s

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Any of you brehs like good whiskey?
I've got an absurd amount of bad ass shit at the moment.
Pic related.

Why's it basically common practice to exit scam when you're getting out of the dealing game?

>>40850126
Because why not?

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>>40850126
>Why's it basically common practice to exit scam when you're getting out of the dealing game?
Good question. Maybe because it's easy with being anonymous and having no accountabilty. I will never exit scam which is why I chose eGay as a sales venue. I do sell some under the table shit but ebay is the primary source of income. I HATE liars so I try to make everything third party accountable if possible.

>>40850179
I hope you filed your taxes properly

>>40850116
>bookers

fuck outta here m8

>>40850116
I don't drink alcohol.

>>40850126

>anonymous
>free money
>cant chargeback bitcoins

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> ask Google 'which is the best race'
> all races are equal then it continues to talk about Skyrim

> ask 'why are blue eyes superior'
> "nazis were retarded and non-logical therefore they determined blue-eyes superior while themselves being brown-eyed"

> ask "why do white people have big dicks"
> "black men impose upon themselves the myth that white men do not have larger dicks but we disagree, white men are well-endowed"

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>>40850195
>I hope you filed your taxes properly
Taxes are an ABSURD game currently. Yes I file them properly and pay practically nothing due to "business losses."
>>40850204
>bookers
OMG I can't get enough of this shit. It's so fucking good.
>>40850211
>I don't drink alcohol.
Ahhh yes I remember being 16 too. It was fun.

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>>40850250
Sup dude? Your posts always crack me up lol. You still with black slave?

Im about 5 weeks into my blast and I just recently i have been bleeding a little bit after each injection. I used to get weekly injections of allergy medication and never bleed from it so could this be because of extra rbc? I ran 4 weeks of adrol 50mg and am on 500mg of test.

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Have my legs left pathetic mode yet?

>>40850252
Then fill out a 4506-T, send me your wage and income transcript, the first page of your 1040 and your schedule C.
Bet you wont, fagit

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>>40850274

Yep, still with the black slave.

Rather be fucking White bitches but I live for the experiment. Brought black slave around cashiers that have been hitting on me and they were so buttflustered, basically completely ignoring black slave while I made her pay for the groceries.

Black women and White women certainly hate each other. Not even to involve latinos, but the shit is on another level. Never put a woman in control of our nuclear weapons, that's for sure.

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>>40850286
Where are you injecting? Same sites?
>>40850289
>Have my legs left pathetic mode yet?
Yes definitely beyond pathetic mode but no where near close to godhood.
>>40850314
Mane I already have finance guys. No offense.
I moved around a half a million this week to benefit my family and there is more to come.
I forget exactly what it is you do but I am no fool when it comes to money.
>>40850326
>Never put a woman in control of our nuclear weapons, that's for sure.
LMAO! Well I hope it works out for you. I would never get super involved with a black girl. To many genetic differences.

>>40850353
You're making that much now? Did things pan out with your buddy on the ranch?

I got a new phone btw email me. You know who.

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>>40850353
Thats exactly why you cant be trusted
Finance guys think they can bend the rules

Also if you can move that much wheres my god damn loli

>>40850377
Who have I been sending dick pics to?

>>40850353
Im injecting every 3.5 days rotating between the delts using test 400.

What are the pros and cons of using blends?

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>>40850377
>I got a new phone btw email me. You know who.
Word ;)
>>40850388
>Thats exactly why you cant be trusted
=( I fully acknowledge that I am at all times being myself so I do my best to be completely honest if the audience permits.
>Finance guys think they can bend the rules
Finance guys don't think they can bend the rules they do on a daily basis. That's why they get paid so much commission.
>Also if you can move that much wheres my god damn loli
I became really good friends with this tranny girl recently and I can hook you up if you want?
>>40850391
>rotating between the delts
Dewd quads are the way to go. No pain at all and if you do get any minor soreness you just do some squats and work it out. EZPZ.

>>40850440
I only had pip once with delts so its not so bad, I want to pin quads but i only have 1/2 needles right now so im not sure if it will be deep enough. I got barely any fat so i might try it one day.

>>40850398
Pros: Inject once instead of two or three times, so less scar tissue
Cons: Can't adjust relative doses

>>40850464
You can defintiely pin quads with half inch needles, but personally I hate quads so I would advise something else.

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So even if I can't decrypt a PGP message that I myself encrypted with somebody else's public key, can they decrypt it with their private key?

Have a complimentary pic of mommy

>>40850528
yes that's literally the point

>>40850440
Then amend your taxes so you pay the right amount, shitlord

Im over trannies
After not cumming 60% of the the time and taking raw loads from hookers Im actively rejecting the woman replacements

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>>40850549
Awesome

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>>40850602
Tfw no tranny fuck toy
>>40850465
You can adjust the dose ratio, if you have one or more of the compounds in addition to the blend.

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>>40850353
Ty bb
Just want them big enough to stop the fraud bullying

IMO big legs don't look very good, it's more important they're just proportionally not small and fit into good cuts of jeans/chinos

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No source talk

>>40850683
Thats a good thing you flaming sissy

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>>40850724
Mk677 is legal

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Day 3 of my clomid only cycle

I don't feel anything

Inb4 cap gets audited because of an anonymous tip

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>>40850706
Ebay is best. Look for vendors that independently test their shit and post the test results.

>>40850179
Why do americans always seem to drink terrible pub scotch.

>>40850751
You haven't seen the deception trannies are capable of. Look up Gigi Gorgeous. He was a swimmer as a teenager. So hot.

>>40850801
Should run real drugs

>>40850920
Ive fucked and been fucked by very attractive + passable trannies

Shits gay, man

>>40850938
>Shits gay, man
they grow up so fast

soon enough it'll be cartoons

>>40850353
> To many genetic differences

I'm really not attracted to black women at all. Black women has a complementing personality, as cheesy as that is, and her family is loaded and powerful -- as rare as that may be for a black family. Even her aryan step mom is loaded and powerful, and the family loves me for some reason.

But, sexual attraction is just chasing another high. You're always in pursuit -- never satisfied. It sucks but the smartest thing to do is burn yourself out then settle. Nothing is as good as 8/10 White pussy but White bitches are crazy. Ultimately you want aryan kids but it's 2017, we have genetic engineering, we have algorithms to determine the best mate -- if people aren't embracing the present then why the fuck are you embracing the past?

Either way, the future will be White one way or another. As I keep telling black slave when she gets on a #blacklivesmatter rant; as long as there is 100 White men on this Earth -- you are outgunnned,

As a weak example, I could go ahead and inject an army of Dobermans with the myostatin-inhibiting vaccine. Let them go ahead and tear up all the niggers as they naturally want to do.

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>>40850938
Overall I hate gays. But I'd fuck another mans creamy colon if my hormones told me to. Which they do and will. I think it's cuz I'm a narcissist and want to fuck a any image of myself.

>>40850986
I know a thicc black girl who unironically is training to become a physicist. One of her recent relatives was a president of an African country.

>>40850979
Ill always love azusa
Shes the only reason to live

>>40851017
Thats LITERALLY gay
Homestly sucking dick isnt bad
But I think thats cause I don't feel any pressure there

Where as Id be expected to know how to eat a girl out

>>40851039
>implying trannies are men

Dude c'mon do most men you know have breasts and feminine penis's?

Ohh wait I forgot this was a steroid abuse thread, carry on.

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>>40851092
They wishbthey werent

>tfw every tranby hookers has a significantly larger dick

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>Hey we're here for the trans support group

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>>40851316
Honestly thats what the trans support group I went to was like but they complained about trump for 2 hours

>>40851316
Jeb! on the left

>>40850986
>8/10

There's your issue, you want to lock down a solid 6 for the best balance of attractiveness:wife potential.

>>40851446
Nah. Fuck that. I'm gone wife a thicc plump everywhere bimbo.

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>>40850853
Thanks, I appreciate your response.

Any brands that you recommend? So I go pill, powder, or liquid?

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>>40851316
>>40851354

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>>40851446

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>>40851772

>>40851776
"Cuck" doesn't mean "person who doesn't live up to the bizarre ideals of a Tibetan hand roll exchange". Just because some nerd has an approach to life that you don't agree with, doesn't make him weak. Makes you look weak, nerd.

Why is it when I fuck a chick I genuinely like I always get limp dick for the first time.

But I can fuck random hoes with zero problems. Feels bad

>>40851867
thinkinbout it too much/nervous

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Just gonna throw this out there. I'm a cute little twink who really, really likes muscular guys. Reply if interested.

Can bronkaid cause heartburn/acid reflux ?

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>>40851917

>>40851917
Sorry I get paid to fuck better looking guys. Gross af duder.

>>40851909
Maybe. Not nervous at all but I am not "into it," because I am more focused on performing then enjoying it.

>>40851951
Oof. So mean.
I'm adorable though.

>>40851964
Yeah my ex said that too.

>>40851975
Well I mean, you dated him. You must have been attracted to him.

>>40851986
*her

Again tho you need to gain weight. Get a vagina and a fat ass.

>>40851997
My ass looks pretty good, I squat.
Would you really fuck me if I became trans?

>>40852008
Jerry would.

After working with t girls and having a foursome with one, they're too distilled into one type of over produced, over feminine personality; lame try hards.

I'd fuck you if you were a thicc Asian ho.

>>40852048
I wouldn't actually transition, I was just curious. Weird that the penis is the point of contention. Also, who's Jerry.

>>40852073
He runs these streets.

>>40852118
Is he hot?

>>40850289
mirin that penile shadow kahuna

Slightly OT, anyone see that NMN news pop up again, where they were injecting rats twice a day with it?

May actually reverse aging, allegedly human trials can start in 6 months.

Apparently not orally active, as they want to use a modified form of it, presumably to make a marketable oral version so people dont have to be a pin cushion to take it.

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>be me
>fatasfatass lost tons of weight
>start to bulk
>ended up juicing
>blast and cruise for 3 years
>gets married
>falls off completely for a year
>depression sets in heavily
>back to fatass mode
>one month ago hop back on test because of estro sides
>hitting the gym hard and dieting again
>feelsgoodman

I've got a long way to go though

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>>40850250
>>40850252
Will one of you oddballs tell me how to make some money with the $2000 I have lying around?

>>40852209
Get your own penile shadow fggt

>>40852305
How is married life?

>>40852332
Pull a me dude.

I bounced from the ho and immediately got my insurance license. Easy fucking money. Bad closers make 2k a week, great closers making 5k weekly.

>>40852332
It's great
I've got three step kids now that make life more fulfilling than anything

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>>40852355
>raising another man's kids

top cuck

>>40852048
Bimbs you don't even have to trip if you don't want to, we all know your lovable personality and yellow fever.

>>40852142
Objectively most attractive person on this board, he's a virgin because all women are too intimidated by his sheer masculine presence and run in fear.

>>40852387
Wow. Do you have a picture?

>>40847665
It's too late for you lad. Just let them be happy and move on.

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sup broskis, I need to impress a ho with pics of cute puppers. can anyone throw me some? i'll repay you with nudes.

>>40852387
I don't even like asians t h a t much, they just make dope bimbos.

>>40852344
Interesting af, would you mind emailing me so I can hit you wth a couple questions tomorrow after I do some research on it?
Kahuna201 at tutanota dot com

>>40852355
Not sure if cuck joke

>>40852413
I don't even like asians but I agree. White chicks just look like they're trying too hard, asians can pull it off kinda naturally.

>>40852448
Yeah I think you have my email tho

>>40852458
An overly made up thicc Asian is my Achilles heel.

Bonus points if she's a cunt with bangs. #bangs4bitches

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>>40852407

>>40852464
God damnit my bimbo detector has been on the fritz recently.
Put your MFing name back on hot damn

>>40852470
>Bonus points if she's a cunt
Yeah nah I'm good

>>40852510
Nothing better than cumming inside a girl that begs for it, while both of us know she hates me.

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>>40850911
I mainly drink Islays, sometimes Oban. Springbank is okay. Speysides and Highlands are dessert scotch.

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>on a gram and a half of shit + superdrol + clen and dnp
>burning the fuck up at 4am in the morning

I'm only at 2400 calories out of my 4500+ TDEE, I'm seriously considering taking maybe 200-300 calories of some frozen shit to calm myself down.

>rice pudding, 80 calories per 100grams. 300 cals a can
>light vanilla ice cream, 120 calories per 100 grams.
>low fat chocolate milk, 150 calories per 350ml bottle

want to just put this shit in the freezer and have something cold as fuck.

Or at the very least I just need a reason to leave the house and feel the cold weather outside.

>>40852623
Buy some frozen berries

>>40852642

sounds cool, near- frozen cherry juice is also tempting me.

120 calories per 1 liter bottle, also has 5grams of protein

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>>40852407
pupper inbound

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>>40853058
My pupper is fucking weird. Smelly pussy too.

Where's a good place to send money through Western Union? Physical location I go to usual just started asking for ID so I'm waiting till they forget me.

Walgreens asks for ID? Or should I go to EZ pawns?

>>40853112
Depends on the $$ amount. Anything over $400 youll need id
250 depending where
Just drive around and find a chill bro who will split your order

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Good night

>>40853248
Goodnight dogger. Love you.

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My buddy just bought this shit from some fat roid head at the gym. Is it legit? Honest input pls

>>40853947
It's from two lions lab.
I can't find anything about them online. I'm sure it's from some underground Chinese lab so even if it is sketch, I want to know if the stack itself is decent or if it's something to stay away from

Can I run a test only cycle? What if I just want more test and don't care about gains?

>>40853995
>can I run a test only cycle?
Yeah, plenty of people do. Nothing wrong with good old-fashioned testosterone. If you just want more test and you're not a serious lifter talk to a physician about testosterone replacement therapy.

>>40853968
Winny/Var/Proviron would make a pretty good oral stack towards the end of contest prep. I wouldn't use it unless you're actually prepping though, it's overkill for a casual lifter.

>>40854140
It's hardly overkill for a casual lifter; it's just that a casual lifter won't be hitting 8-5% bf where these compounds would shine.

>>40853239
The place I went to is in a bumass fuck <1000 people and in a cheapass food stamp grocery store. I always went there and they never cared but the last time I went they asked for ID.

I think it's because I tried sending too closly together only 1 week between sending money.

Any idea how to bypass the transfer amount?

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>>40852477
>>40853058
>>40853091
thanks friendos

>>40854172
That's what I meant, that a casual person wouldn't be able to make best use out of them

>>40854206
Ah word. I'm just being combative then.

They're such weak compounds and I read "overkill", I said "no way".

>"xD 250 test is all you need to spare muscle even on psmf"
>psmf down ~15-20lbs
>lose significant strength and size

>do the same thing a year later except this time on a shitload of tren
>lose nothing, actually gain strength and maybe even muscle too
never cutting without a gram of gear in my system ever again

>>40850326
holy shit those are some end game titties

I'm so fuckin tired of getting lumps on my leg after pinning. Am I not going deep enough into the muscle (1" pins pinning my fat quads). This has been happening way too often now, and I feel like shit the days after I pin, as if my body isn't absorbing the stuff. I'm at 89kg right now, 183cm. BF% is 18~20. Gained 4kg in nearly 3 weeks while on a 500~750 kcal deficit.

I'm going to start pinning with my 1" 1/2 21g drawing pins, as I did before. Might start pinning delts instead though, if I CBA to pin with 21g needles.

>>40854972
try pinning glutes

>>40854700
maybe it's just ur shit genetics

rofl

Who /androsterone/ here? I'm applying 5mg a day in addition to 5mg DHEA/pregnenolone.
Lifts are all going up and no supression at all. Feels good man.

Has anyone here ran sparta nutrition cerberus tri ando?

It has 1 andro, 4 andro and Epiandrosterone

Alright this is getting ridiculous. I am on 860 tren e (claims to be 300mg/ml so prob underdosed anyway) and i am fucking out of breath LYING IN BED. I am lying down, have been for 2 hours, and am out of breath breathing heavily...

also the prednisone is starting to work. Gonna be so fucking emo when i have to come off...

>>40855695
Take montelukast sodium

>>40855695
kek. I know that feel bro...
I had to take a minute to catch my breath when I took my dog to the park earlier. Like just fucking walking....
and I'm only on 400 tren e

>>40855695
>>40855713
Nvm of course i coincidentally am only now being bothered by this after being on tren for months

I just googled it and it's a side effect of fucking nigger prednisone. Trouble breathing at rest, and shortness of breath

Cant be coincidence that im only getting this now after like 2 months of tren

>fucky situation with work, no pay this month and no legal way to get it without spending double the sum on a lawyer

kek watch me psmf for six weeks on ex rommates expired whey tub and a tbsp of mct a day

was nice knowing you faggots, keep on keeping on

>>40855695
>>40855766
i hope you choke on your glands and die

>>40855810
Soon enough you are gonna be choking on my dick faggot

>>40855861
thats pretty gay dude

why are you on prednisone i thought pilocarpine was fixing it all

>>40855877
It was like faggots suspected and it only worked while i was on it

Got a biopsy which shows no abnormalities in the cells except inflammation

I have no idea what the fuck it could be, waiting for a more extensive lab report. This was only preliminary observations that a pathologist told me when she was checking under the microscope to see if they got enough tissue from the biopsy

But inflammation only means it's not from vomiting or some stupid shit. It points to an autoimmune disease but i got tested for fucking all of them and nothing came up.

Hopefully this is solved in the 3-4 weeks i will be on prednisone but i am not expecting anything at this point honestlu, been disappointed with too much shit so far. The prednisone is working (as it obviously should) and i had the option of going on it earlier but didnt because its only a temporary solution and wanted to try more permanent shit like pilocarpine

At this point though i was literally losing my mind and had to give in.

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God damnit CHEM

why did you have to get me back into d-meth

this shit is just too good.

Already cleaned my apartment this morning, re-organized my brewing room, caught up on all of my reading for EMS class, and shipped 3 packages out, did the laundry. It's fucking 8am and I've only been up since 6 kek.

Who wants to chat about nothing.

>>40855861
>>40855896
hey fuccboii how's your mt2 going? I've been running mine for 2 weeks or so and I've got about 20-30 small moles all over my body that popped up (very small, 1-2mm in diameter and pitch black) and a pretty comfortable healthy glow going. Definitely really happy with how the shit works, but I have no real tanning protocol. What are you doing currently?

Also, follow up on your HGH dosing, hows it feeling for you?

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>>40856328
freaked out yesterday and sent my homeboy like 6 messages encrypted messages with a note that I didnt know what I was doing with PGP. Then he told me he could read all 6 of em lel.

>>40856364
Do you use online pgp encryption or localized on your system? Mines been fucky on my system so I've had to resort to online for orders which has been kind of sketchy lately, need to get it fixed but not sure what the issue is.

In the future the only way to die is to kill yourself.

>>40850289
>roiding for this

>>40856391
That is not dead which can eternal lie, And with strange aeons even death may die.

>>40856411
Stop quoting a Frosted Flakes box and be useful.

>>40856391
brutal

desu the world would be a shitty place with immortality, we think martyrdom and such is bad now, I can only imagine if this was the case.

>>40856455
Projected carrying capacity is like 11 billion before we reach a threshold of population drop off.

Hopefully we kill ourselves before then. If fraud starts now you might be seen as martyrs of a revolution. Or not. Either way, it's a good cause.

>>40856475
kek, I like the way you think

what are you running now bimbsie, 1.5g test and what else?

>>40856475
woah there mcconaughey

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>>40856376
just uninstall and reinstall. I updated mine the other day and it stopped working so I reinstalled. also try running it as administrator or installing it on the same drive as your OS.

Is it a big deal if i do one injection a day late on test e cycle? Gotta travel a few days for work.

>>40856475
I think the capacity is more than that, but maybe the elites are only willing to rule 11 billion people.

I cant wait until genetic engineering. I think my kids will be born without defect but I have asthma and its annoying as fuck to take drugs for it.

>>40856515
decide that for yourself. is it too late to find a different ester?

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Last night I was making out with a MILF on my couch and she kept grabbing my arms and making this really excited face. At one point she even said "Happy Birthday to ME!" while grabbing my arms.

Have I made it, /fraud/?

>>40856515
A day late is nbd at all.

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>>40856525
Sounds like she's autistic

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>>40856576
She's a very successful attorney. She's founded a nonprofit and was most recently a political appointee in the Obama administration and is now figuring out what to do next. So I'm pretty sure she's not autistic (though she acted fucking retarded once she started touching my arms).

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>>40852407

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>>40856604
Well, maybe you made it then. It's the fabled power to make women retarded in lust for you.

>>40856515
Oh god fucking rookies think the roid life can come second. PRIORITIZE.
Yes if you miss one day youll see the testosterone dip dramatically if you draw it onna graph.
On this 24 hour dip, you will produce up to 4-6x the estrogen. Draw your graph, and take 60-80mg of aromasin on this day.

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>>40856510
running Ubuntu not Win/Mac

have uninstalled/reinstalled twice, and wiped the entire system (took it out of dual boot) once and still having issues with the integrated keypass. Not sure, have to fuck with it a bit more.

>>40856604
>tfw qtczfiancee does the same thing with my arms and I'm a fucking DYEL

I'm glad the entire czech republic is S M O L L not S W O L L or I'd be fucked

>>40856631
excellent post

>tfw you have an impregnation and pregnant sex fetish but don't want the kids that come at the end
I need to find someone to cuck

>>40856751
I'd let you cuck me but i want a man that will be around to cuck me forever not just a one time thing. You'll have to be a part of my(your) kids lives and live in my house. You'll also have to cuck me financially by supporting my (your) wife and kids.
I'll feel super demoralized by all this it will be a big turn on.
Meanwhile ill be living elsewhere in the world so you wont have to worry about me.

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>>40856773
sounds good to me

>>40856631
kekd harder than I should have, bravo

Need advice on deciding what to do

>run first 15 week test e cycle
>planning to transition into a cruise
>order cruise vials
>shipping fuckup
>gear won't be here for possibly another week plus

I am now three weeks after my last pin, and one week into PCT, I thought it would be better to just run some form of PCT until my gear gets here, rather than just sitting around with zero T in my body.

It's looking like my cruise gear will arrive around week 2 of PCT.

Would it be wise to go ahead straight into my cruise when it gets here, or just finish the PCT and give it some time? I'm really not pleased about stop-starting my HPTA in quick succession. hoping it's not damaging.

>>40856859
If you're planning on cruising long-term anyway, I say just hope right into the cruise once it arrives. This is purely speculative and I have no experience with this personally, though. So I'm not basing it on anything.

At least you had serms/ai on hand just in case, but really, buy 1-2 or even 2-3 more vials than you need if you're going to be buying finished vials. It always helps to have backups for situations like this, especially if you don't brew yourself and have a lot of excess.

>>40856699
>running Ubuntu not Win/Mac
so you delivar huh

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>>40856918
well, yes. But I use an entirely separate system for that that's been gutted and runs tails from USB. Ubuntu is just for my personal device. Favorite linux distro, never liked arch or deb

>>40856888
Yeah I fucked up, rookie mistake with the vials.

Probably going to B&C for at least a year, if I'm able to conceive with the help of clomid and HCG I don't see why I wouldn't just stay on.

22yo, lifting since 16.

pray4me

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>>40856985
If you're really looking to just stay on long term, look into homebrewing. Will save you a fortune.

>inb4 I drive away customers into brewing their own gear instead of buying from me

whatever

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It begins. My deep, dark, fantasy.

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>>40856946
> be me
> family member always gifts me programming textbooks
> watch a documentary on Snowden
> decide I want to become a Sysadmin or similar guru
> Buy a Linovo Thinkpad
> Wipe it and install Arch
> Just can't figure out how to use it properly after that
> Got angry
> Threw it down a flight of stairs onto concrete
Thank god I'm not a nerd. It was a close call.

I still have practical computer skills, but you need a special kind of autism to enjoy Emacs and shit.

>>40850666

devilish trips say this guy is gonna die spectacularly

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> be highschool dropout (adult)
> yet somehow I can figure out Excel
Jokes on you, teachers

>>40857155
and yet you still can't figure out that test prop/eq is a retarded first cycle :^)

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>>40857135

>using emacs instead of vim

I'd throw my computer down some stairs, too.

>>40857345
Yeah that's not even "weird" it's monumentally backwards.

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>>40846943
So lads first cruise, thinking 8 weeks at 150mg test e, hows that look?
Also has anyone ever successfully got a prescription for proviron?
I was looking into it and it can be prescribed for bipolar, interesting tbvh

>>40857375
>>40857345
first, its a cut,
secondly, I switched to Enanthate
third, I need to make sure my parents dont get suspicious and steal my shit when it arrives. luckily I'll likely be home and they likely wont. and im an adult so they wont. Im getting accutane from a doctor so hopefully they wont fuck with me.

>>40857432
Why cut on 300mg+ test? I thought 150mg was more than enough

>>40857155
Try this instead
Week1-4
Test e 750mg
Week 1-4
eq 1500mg
Week 1-4
Sdrol 20 mg
Week 4-18
Test e 250mg
Week 4-16
Eq1000mg
Week 4 -18
Tren 600mg
Week 4-18
Mast e 600 mg
Week 4-18 Proviron 25mg

Permanent
CJC no DAC 100mcgx3 ed
GRHP2 100mcgx3 ed

GW last 12 weeks 20mg ed
ldg 10mg a day last 8 weeks

This should be a good first stack, relatively low on sides, remember to take tudca and do cardio

>>40857147
Just shovel it into your oats with a tablespoon. What could go wrong?

>>40857476
cuz I'm 6'1 and once I get low enough I'm maintaining for the summer music fests
>>40857487
nah brah Ill just take some celtech

>>40857487
sound advice tbqfh

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>>40857487
why is the relatively moderate proviron the only critique i have for this

what have i become

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>>40857487
> cutting just to get gyno

>>40857603
Literally why would you get gyno?

>>40857635
sdrol = gynodrol

>>40857602
You have too much money, proviron is expensive as fuck for what it is, It's more of a mood stabilizer tbvh, it's awesome and will make you feel great, but it's body changes for price is intense, 25mg is the sweetspot for cost to performance ratio.

>>40857666
Fer real?
I got an order tomorrow but I could either get 100x 20mg of sdrol or 60x 25 mg proviron, which should I get?

Is tinder even usable if you are only 20 years old, since you cannot do what looks to be the standard, drinks -> bang?

>>40857672
not what I meant (although i agree and only use excessive provi cause i can cop it cheap lel), i was talking about the fact i would gladly run what anon wrote as a first stack given i knew what i know now (about my body and how it responds to stuff).

>>40857692
sdrol still, more bang for the buck. you need ridiculous amounts of proviron for anything more than mild QoL while already running a well rounded stack.

>>40857725
Sucks to be American, hm? :)

>>40857602
this pic warms my cold heart

>>40857750
How likely is gyno from sdrol though?
I just came off a blast and had my first bender weekend for 16 weeks, anxiety is fucking me big time, I'd never heard of sdrol causing gyno til now, I don't see how it would?

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>>40857750
>bang for the buck.
For gains I'd agree but proviron shouldn't even be considered a contender. Like you said it's more a comfy feel good drug where as sdrol may make you feel like death.

>>40857791
never had the issue myself but i suppose there is estrogen rebound after you stop it, as with most harsher androgenic compounds.

>>40857810
sounded like he was asking about gains, since he originally planned to order sdrol but asked about gyno concerns. fwiw my reading comprehension is abysmal i literally multitask a phonecall for work as i type this, kek

>>40851917
Mike Pence here, come meet me in the whitehouse basement ;)

Hey guise, opinions on DNP? Thinking about trying it out before summer cycle in June.

>illegal substances for cutting
>illegal compounds for bulking
>full fraud mode activated

>>40857867
I can also just get 50x 50mg adrol or 100x10 blue hearts, what do you reckon?

>>40857966
dbol is better for liver health iirc?

>>40857966
i am too biased towards >muh adrol to give sound advice. i would sling it to my grandma if she was still alive.

>>40857990
Yeah dbol is also the worlds best anti-depressant, not joking.
But I'ts very watery, Maybe letro with the sdrol would eliminate gyno chance?

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>>40857990
Neither are good but for the length of time you should be on them I wouldn't worry too much. I'd suggest runnung tudca and nac alongside.

>>40857937
Horrible but effective

>>40858053
This. Dbol is by far my favorite compound I've tried. Good feels.

>>40858053
Kek my dad told me he and a few of his friends popped dbol almost recreationally when they knew they would go out for bar fights after the gym.

What pills do i swallow to rid of the paranoid thoughts?

I might strangle my gf if it doesn't end

>>40858049
Doesn't it make you really watery?
I'm looking at a dry cycle, it's literally>>40857487
btw, 8 weeks from today, might drop the proviron simply for cost effectiveness, should I swap the sdrol for adrol at 100mg a day?
I don't want to be a bloated mess, It's my fist weekend in ages to relax so I just hit some tram and xan that's why I'm so indecisive

>>40856751
Finding a cuck isn't hard.
Finding a cuck with an attractive wife, is hard.

>>40858092
Tfw not real masT