>Dan Blizarian is 5'9" HAHAHAHAHAH

He's actually 5'8".

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>>40846401
I'm 6'5 and would gladly trade lives with him in an instant.

>tfw no white collar criminal father to give you a trust fund

I'm 5'3 and met him yesterday, towered him easily.

>>40846503
He can hang out with every single 5'10" model in the entire world, but you still have a better chance at dating one than he does lol

I'm not the best looking guy, but I am 6'5", and when I used to date a 6'2" girl, nothing made me feel better than when she would get hit on by guys shorter than her. She explained to me in private so many times how unbelievably disqualifying it was for a guy to be shorter than her, I used to straight up laugh when I saw a short guy take a like, knowing that he had absolutely no chance whatsoever.

>>40846806
She was telling you that to make you feel better bro. The reality is that when a girl is that monsterously tall she loves any attention she gets, since she feels like a mutant. Ever notice how when girls get too tall there's certain features that become kind of gross and weird looking on them?

>>40846503
He can have all the money, yachts, fame, and instagram followers he wants, and he can feel superior and look down on everyone, but he'll never, ever be able to physically look down on anyone.

>>40846806
>i'm not the best looking guy

Stopped reading right there

>>40846503

Why? He's a shitty person and he'll die of an overdose some day.

That kind of empty life gets old fast.

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>>40846859
>what were you saying buddy

>>40846855
Way too much salt! Send it back.

>>40846855
There was a guy at my old job who was not short and pretty swole, but his girlfriend (and now wife) was a volleyball player who was taller than him.

She was pretty, but her height made some things hard for her.

The guy, on the other hand, wants to breed super athlete kids, so he was more than happy to lock down a tall athletic woman for himself and his future progeny.

>>40846855
Lol nah she was a collegiate D1 volleyball player. She grew up beyond rich, never had to worry about anything but sports, and she was a dime.

I know what you mean about tall girls having over developed features, because I see it all the time, but not this girl lol, that's why I dated her.

>>40846855
Right because it's not like all supermodels are super tall, oh wait...

>>40846900
Just imagine all the awkward moments leading up to that picture.
>yeah I want to hire a tank and stradle it so that it's like the gun is my cock
>hey babe, look it's like thos massive gun is my cock haha
Then when that starts getting old
>hey guy, can you like drive over that old car there but not too fast as I have to straddle this massive thing

>>40846900
>hanging out with all short girls

thanks for proving my point

>>40846859

>3 heart attacks before age 32
>finishing 180th at poker
>fail as a Navy SEAL
>get sued all the time

What a fucking loser, Christ.

>>40846955
no? actually most of them are between 1.7-1.8m which is rather average than super tall
kate moss is 1.7m, cara delevingne is 1.73m, adriana lima is 1.78m, sara sampaio is 1.72m
you got brainwashed by this manlet thing, visit a psychologist

>>40846963
You can spot the beta males when they say that pictures are awkward. Did you also imagine that taking pic related was awkward? That girls think these guys are super awkward and wouldn't slobber on their cocks? Have you never taken an interesting group picture before? Just because YOU would feel awkward taking this picture doesn't mean that Dan and these Instagram whores would feel awkward.
>>40847007
You forgot
> $100m net worth

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>>40847145
Forgot pic

>>40846859

can never look down on anyone?

>what is "men under 5'9"

T-pain's story about Dan on "hot ones" made me like him

>>40847145
>You forgot
>> $100m net worth

So? He clearly hates himself and he'll be remembered as a stupis asshole after he dies young. Money is nothing without a legacy or respect. Paris Hilton has money too, and she's a dumb whore.

>>40847263
no one cares about your respect you narcistic cunt

>>40847263
>money is nothing without respect or legacy
>Paris Hilton has money too, and she's a dumb whore
You're delusion is fucking hilarious.

but guys, i am 5'9'' too

there isnt wrong with that, right buddies?

>>40846401
Y-YOU TOO

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>>40846401
>>40846900

Armenians are disgusting.

>>40846503
Same and I'm 7 feet.

>>40847263
>Money is nothing without a legacy or respect
Being this insecure...

Dude, don't be a woman. You don't have to trash talk other men just because you're insecure about yourself.

protip: If a manlet says he's 5'9" it means he's actually in the 5'6"-5'7" range and wears lifts. 5'9" is to those guys what 6' is to 5'8"-5'11" guys

>>40847493
well, makes sense since you're quite the abomination

>>40847519

Listen to the wise words of this anon, anons

>>40847740
Damn, he got really triggered

>>40847740
He's beta as fuck

>>40847740
Can't stand this cunt

>>40846908
This. I only date 6'4 250 lb+ black girls. Whats your excuse for not raising a star NFL linebacker?

>>40846806
>dating one
>a model
>dating a model
for what purpose

>>40847469
I should get a beard

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>>40847550
>Be me 6'
>One of my friends is 6'2 and loves to talk about how tall he is
>He has called me short before
>He gets insecure around guys who are taller than him and talks shit on him
>Can't get a gf or a girl to fuck him
>I have none of those problems because I'm not tall or short enough to let my height define me

Stop being retarded you insecure faggots.

>>40847905
Talks shit on them*

Sorry I'm a dumb phone poster

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>>40847740
Bruh Dan's got issues

How the fuck does this guy cause so much butthurt?
To me his instagram is motivational and inspirational.
Fucking beta cucks fuck off.

>Dan is rich as fuck, while you're still at your mothers basement.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>40846806
>he can fuck every single 5'10 model in the world but I get to raise the babies

HOW WILL MANLETS EVER RECOVER?

>>40847905
6'2 is not tall. Tall is 6'7 ish. Although I guess that depends on where you live. If you live in some arab country 6'2 might be tall.

>>40847405
Nah, it's only an issue if the person in question is more muscular, gets more female attention, is more successful or any combination of those traits. Trying to rationalize that you are more desirable for the simple fact that you're taller, must probably be the only joy they get in life.
>muh 6'+

>>40848032
6'7" ish is not the good kind of tall though, that would be 6'2"-6'4", which is also just on the upper bound of male model height. 6'7" is about as good as 5'11" height-wise

>>40848032
Tell that to my friend. What I'm saying is don't let your eight define you. It's not as serious as /fit/ wants to make it seem.

>>40847740
Fucking rekt

>>40848031
>lanks
>literal cucks
huh, really makes you think

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>Implying everyone in the world wouldn't gladly trade places with Dan
>Implying you don't want millions of dollars and hot girls

>>40848027

B....b...but muh height

>>40846401
and you will die a virgin.

>>40848220
I like being smart better

>>40846401
So, 5'7"?

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>>40848220
>I would trade my 6'4" height, wide frame, and multimillion dollar trust fund for the opportunity to be surrounded by bimbos every day.

Ok

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>>40847740
>literally an insecure NEET spending daddy's money

I'd rather be middle class than Dan the manchild

>>40846401
pathetic

>>40846401
He hasn't added anything to the world.

He's apparently very smart-he could've gone to Harvard Business and became a *billionaire*.

Then he could've done all his wacky shenanigans behind closed doors.

Though he did have emotionally neglectful parents, which I wouldn't wish on anyone.

>>40847740
He admitted on Joe Rogan's podcast that he has paid women for sex.

>>40847258

link?

>>40847033
For every short model I can give you a tall one:
>Candice Swanepoel 5'10"
>Elsa Hosk 5'10"
>Adriana Lima is actually 5'10"
>Romee Strijd 5'11"

And let us not forget:
>Gisele Bundchen 5'11"
Who made more money by herself than the next 10 highest paid models combined before she retired.

Even if you use Sara Sampaio who is 5'8" as an example:
"Hey Sweetie can I wear my cute 2" heels? Oh wait that makes me taller than you and insecure? Right I guess I'll just never ever wear heels ever again and be unhappy!"
Good luck with that

>>40846859
Building a fortune and strong social standing is far more impressive than being given height at birth.
Granted he got handed his bullshit too, but the point remains.

>>40847175
>what is not real men?

>>40847145
>>40847263
>$100M net worth that he inherited from his father's legally grey area mafia fraud

>>40847866
So you can lock them down and bang them all the time?

>>40847905
That's because 6'2" isn't tall

>>40848091
Tell that to professional basketball players. The reason most really tall people look weird is because they're genetically predisposed to being not good looking. The 6'8" eastern European with a heavy brow would've looked like that regardless of how tall he was.

I've met plenty of white 6'5", 6'6" guys who look like regular dudes, just taller.

>>40850218
>building a fortune while already having a fortune
I think people fail to realize how easy it is to make money if you already have money and aren't absolutely retarded.

Even $10M invested in a bluechip dividend portfolio yielding a small 2% per year nets you $200,000/year. And with that kind of money you could hire 10 financial analysts to grow your wealth.

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Him and DJ Khaled who is 5'6. Judge for yourself

>>40846401
and very successful

so maybe size doesnt matter

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Sorry he is not 5'9.

>>40850387
>implying Dan isn't wearing $5,000 lifts made from the ice of tall people tears

>>40846401
you should listen to Joe Rogan podcast with Dan Bilzerian.

This dude is a bro. He's pretty cool. If I had his money I would do similar thing (without the social media part)


did a bike ride from LA to Vegas for a bet

>>40850441

If it wasn't a motorbike it isn't impressive.

>>40850406
successful at living of his dads money

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>>40846806
>He can hang out with every single 5'10" model in the entire world, but you still have a better chance at dating one than he does lol

Yes I am positive that a fucking loser that shitposts in height threads on /fit/ has dated many more models than a notoriously famous millionaire has

>>40846806
who the fuck cares about dating one. i just want to impregnate one and have a superior child

Lots of jelly in this bread.

>>40849743
no he said some bullshit like ive never paid directly i just pay for the activities like flying to tropical islands etc. So therefore he does pay, but he did not admit to it directly.

>>40847813
only the top % of of 6'5 250lb black linebackers make it to the nfl though the others are probably low earners, I myself am gonna breed for intelligence, and train them in entrepreneurship, there isnt a professional athlete in the top 10000 richest people in the world, ur just gonna be fucking a gross chick for the rest of your life.

>>40851187
only the top % of intelligent entrepreneurs make it in business though the others are probably low earners

>>40851228
na when your pretty smart you can still be a doctor or lawyer and earn a very high wage but if you don't make it as a professional pusher of things then you don't make shit plus professional athletes only have a professional shelf life of 10 year +-2 I will easily out earn 95% of professional athletes in my life time

>>40850587
>Riding a bike from LA to Vegas isn't impressive

S A L T
A
L
T

>>40851258
Low risk = limited salary.

I'd rather be an entrepreneur not making it at the moment with no ceiling for potential than someone who spent 10 years studying a profession, only to have a capped salary.

>>40851321
yeah but with intelligence at least you have the option to do both I'm a master in finance im gonna start a business, if it doesn't work out i can still work in banking and make millions, being a professional athlete with no knowledge of money is highly overrated in terms of acquiring currency but probably pretty dank for pussy

>>40850640
You can be the richest, smartest, best looking dude in the world, but height is an automatic disqualifier for some girls.

>>40851321
>I want to be an entrepreneur!

What are you, 12?

>>40851444
Bitch, ask me if I'm 12 again and see what happens

>>40851423
any girl that has a height qualification should be an automatic red flag to all men as they are obviously terribly vain, I filter those women immediately (still fuck them tho)

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>>40851460
^ this isn't me

>>40851365
I'm all about being smart and an entrepreneur. I'm 23 at the moment in a STEM field and will start my own business in the near future. Knowing how to handle money is one of the keys, so I've read. Reading a Peter Lynch book right now and have read countless books about real estate, growing a business, and the stock market. The only thing Tai Lopez has right is the fact that you can never get enough knowledge.

>>40851444
(you)
Hey brah, we all had dreams as kids. Not all of us are going to grow up to live them.

>>40851514
Don't deny me. I am you and you are me.
Drop the trip.
Don't deny your truth

>>40846806
>every tall girl is the same girl
>the girl wasnt lying to you to make you feel better because you're a lanky fuck ugly chud

>>40847519
My dude this guy literally has no accomplishments I don't see the appeal besides teenage hedonistic fanaticism

>>40851539
> I am you and you are me

We might be a part of the same species or even race, but our mentalities are what differ.

Also, fuck you the tripcode is staying

>>40849788
Literally tpain and hot ones

>>40851514
dude get a degree in business if you want to start a business(sounds obvious i know) unless you are starting a technology business then maybe computer science would be decent but honestly getting a business degree and learning to code on your own would be the way to go. STEM provides nothing for any real life applications ( I know i got my degree in Bio getting my masters now in finance)

>>40846401
STFU YOU CUNT I WILL FUCKING TRACK YOUR IP

>>40851078
>So therefore he does pay, but he did not admit to it directly
Taking a bitch to wherever on some promise that she'll fuck you is paying for it.

>>40851596
Let's use logic for a second here. What the hell does having a business degree have to do with creating a great idea that will provide an income? Business degrees teach you how to run a business. Guess what, I can also learn how to run a business by reading books by successful entrepreneurs. In order to be successful, you have to be an expert in your field. I can't sell myself as an expert in running a business. That's where I consult with someone else who has a business degree.

Also, STEM provides ALL real life application because the fact that you're using technology proves STEM has a HUGE place in our society. I know how to code, but my point is many people in STEM fields get stuck and want to just make a decent salary. I have a few ideas I am going to release into the market in the next couple of years and I'm a computer science major focusing on network and application security.

> also looking at a masters in finance or BA

>>40850441
yeah that heart attack story is fucking hilarious, dude seemed like he would be fun as fuck to be around

>>40846806
>she would get hit on by guys shorter than her.
Lmao worthless cuckfag letting numales hit on his woman

>>40846401
He's not even 5'9", 5'8", or 5'7" based on some of the pictures I'm seeing.

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>>40851691
>Let's use logic for a second here.
>what does a business degree have to do with creating a business.
have fun

>>40851786
> kek business major detected

admit it m8 your major is shit and you will top out at $60,000

>>40851495
How is that any different than having a weight qualification for girls? I'm simply not attracted to fat girls, why doesn't it make sense for girls to simply not be attracted to short guys?

>>40851810
I always lol at people like you who know nothing about money, and its always so obvious, when I can sit at my desk and make more money than you trading stocks for a couple hours a week have fun with your bio degree making bank as a lab tech(12k per year) and then getting into massive debt to become a physician

>>40851566
Haha yeah it was so hard on me when we would die laughing when we talked about it sitting in bed after the bars before having really hot tall, athletic person sex.

Real shot to the confidence there!

>>40851922
Weight is controllable height is not, I don't like fat chicks because they don't respect them selves, if a girl isnt the prettiest but she tries and takes care of herself i can respect that and would probably give her a chance

>>40846401
5'8" here and let me tell you some thing you piece of fucking shit.

I'm handsome af and have a babyface that allows me to pull easy teen pussy because of it. You should see the tight little bodies I've fucked. I have a 7.5in dick and not a single girl I have ever banged has failed to text/call me for a bootycall late at night. I embrace any challenge I get from someone who tries to stand in my face and intimidate me with their height, because it's pathetic. Low center of gravity, fast reflexes, and ridiculous core strength will allow me to either 1) quickly take you to the ground where I will stomp your fat face or 2) out last you with endurance because your shitty, overweight frame required to ground that extra height made you more tired. I make 90k a year as an mid-level engineering manager at Ford (I'm 25 btw, they will most likely promote me to upper management within the next 2-3 years). I fuck shit up in every single sport and would destroy any of you (minus basketball where skill/talent is substituted out for height). I've been compared to Messi in my soccer style. Quick dribbling and cutting in between every opponent in front of me. I scored 95 goals throughout my high school varsity soccer career. I made the varsity football team freshman year as starting runningback but soccer and football were the same season so I couldn't dominate both.

Sports I would destroy you at in order
Soccer
Football
E-sports
Baseball
Endurance running
Tennis
Golf
Footgolf
Ping Pong
others

I know you. Ugly is a given. Probably curly hair. Tried to grow a beard but it was patchy and you were sad for awhile about that. Struggling to find a way to validate yourself you took to reminding everyone how you're "Over 6 feet tall!", as if that was some sort of cutoff for being a man. When in reality you're just as pathetic as every other self-hating wannabe piece of shit out there, yet you have somehow convinced yourself you've won the genetic lottery.

Fuck you loser.

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>>40851810
this nigga doesn't understand compounding interest..*giggle*

>>40851566
>>40851722
be MORE insecure about your girlfriends /fit/, jesus christ

>people wouldnt like you if you werent rich
but I am

meming faggots on cuckchan BTFO yet again

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>>40851952
holy mother of kek I love that pasta

>>40851943
Height is a physical attribute that affects attractiveness, how can you be mad if it changes girls opinions on you? It's a fact. Is it wrong for all girls to immediately disqualify a guy for being short? Fuck yeah, but it has an effect on all girls regardless of who they are.

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>>40851976
i havent been around in a while, if this is a new copypasta this is grand, i died at "sports i would destroy you at in order"

>>40851929
> assuming

I have three different stock trading accounts right now so just realize one thing - you don't know shit.

Also, day trading is extremely risky and you can lose it all in a second. My portfolio has been around since I was 12, when my dad got me into trading and used my birthday money to purchase ETFs and individual stocks.

Also, it takes money to make money. Dan Bilzerian only needs to put 200,000 in the stock market for a day (on a decent day) to quadruple what you and I would make in 5 years.

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>>40852004
never said i was mad, i just disregard women that are vain because i know they are bad people and bad people make bad mates, pretty simple logic here man

>>40852004
>Is it wrong for all girls to immediately disqualify a guy for being short?

not at all. I dont look at short girls either. Or fat ones or non whites or blondes or chicks with dyed hair. I wont even fuck a chick that wears a little too much make up.

Everyone has their taste and saying someone is wrong for liking what they like is fucking stupid

Having a business degree is great for entrepreneurship if you actually pay attention to the material and learn it, and also branch out and learn more in depth parts of it on your own time. Having a good or innovative idea doesn't mean shit .. good ideas fail every day while others get filthy rich by marketing products that are worthless. Knowing marketing, knowing the legal side of things, accounting, basic economics, all of these things are way more important than having a "great idea".

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>>40852029
so you know that business is how you learn about money and that you need to know how money works to ever have money yet you are talking shit about learning about business.....sound logic there guy

>>40852039
But you're saying that girls who consider height as an attribute of male attractiveness are automatically shallow. Which is kinda dumb. Height is a defined part of male attractiveness.

>>40852069
No, knowing people who are already in the industry is what's important. You can be the most genius accountant, economist, and marketer, but you'll have 10x as much success at an established firm with a reputation than trying to land gigs as some no-rep 21 year old.

>>40852079
>Height is a defined part of male attractiveness.
no its not thats just what people have been saying, just like when people say girls with really big tits are the hottest, i disagree i find them to be an eye sore and prefer smaller tits, just like when people say giant asses are the hottest etc.....height is just preference just like giant tits and asses weight on the other hand dictates fitness and is biological

>>40852070
> that grammar
Jesus christ guy, it doesn't take a genius to predict a candle chart. Business = money so you need to know how to run a business, but also have an area of expertise so that your business can be competitive to others.

>>40852167
no shit that's what Ive been saying then you shit on me for saying that business degrees are useful, remember this??
> kek business major detected
not really sure what your on about anymore, but we are saying the exact same thing

>>40852195
>>40852167

I think you both are right to an extent. Today, anyone with a degree has a chance, regardless of what it is. I know Bio majors that have gone into marketing careers

>>40847263
Agreed

I have nothing against the guy, he's never hurt me or anything, but come on, the guy's a cookie cutter loser. He's trying so hard to be cool with his big guns, fast cars and his hot women he paid for, but has none of the personality to back it up.

>>40852150
Perhaps you are right among a small subset of women that height is a preference, but height is not the same as tits and ass preference. And the gigantic majority of women take height into consideration when determining attractiveness. Height is by definition a masculine feature, and most women are attracted to masculinity. Just like we are attracted to femininity.

>>40851786
Dude, starting a business has almost no carry over to business degrees. Business degrees teach you to operate within massive companies which took decades to build, of a size unlikely ever to be reached by a start up by some random with limited funding and only a lifetime to build it.

I run my own company and have been invited many times to meet with and present to business students, but stopped because i always ended up having nothing to tell them that was relevant to what they'd learned.

Also, and most importantly: wasting time and money on getting a degree to start a business is a fucking terrible idea, since it will help you not one bit. Why get a business degree to make you employable within a business context if you're the one doing the hiring

>>40852414
Alright you fucking insecure fag, you don't even know the guy, you just known his internet persona. For all I know he could actually be a nice guy, even though he comes across as a douche. Probably not, but he could be.

But I didn't make this thread to criticize his personality, I made this thread to make fun of his height.

>>40847740
>3,190 likes
Ouch

>>40852493
What's your point breh. Ok, if it's just a persona then cool, whatever. Doesn't change anything. He's the kind of guy who stops seeming cool after your 12th birthday.

>>40846401
He might be a manlet, but he's unironically a pretty cool guy, personality wise.

>>40852561
I mean he knows his audience, can you blame him for milking it? He released voodoo gypsy beard oil and beard minerals that I'm sure sell well to all the 14 year olds trying to grow a full beard because they think it will get them puss.

>>40852596
I don't blame him, no. Doesn't mean what he does is worthy of respect or admiration

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>>40851942
have fun telling more NEETs on the 4chan about your fantasy life bb

>>40850233
>legally grey area

Paul Bilzerian went to fucking prison, bro

>>40852455
dont forget that height is also relative 6'2 isnt tall if all your friends are 6'5 plus if you are like half a foot taller than the avg of women, like take me for example, I am 5'10 inches women on average in the united states based on the last census is 5'5 inches i am almost a full half foot taller than most women, am I tall? well no and yes, its relative

>>40846908
>>40846921
Hmmmmm

>>40846963

This sort of thing is all I can think of when seeing Dan's pictures.

People seem to think he lives in some magical wonderland of guns, tanks, boats and hot women. But he doesn't. He has to go out and get these things, just for instagram pictures.

It's fucking weird honestly.

>>40850387
>Khaled has snapchat open
I like to imagine he has his phone constantly on it

>>40851495
>still fuck them tho
This is the problem

>>40846401
Doesn't matter as he's rich as fuck. He could even be 5'5" and still fuck more chicks in one day than you would in one year. Women don't care about your size or your look if you're loaded as fuck.

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>Always thought I was 5' 11"
>Had to pull out drivers license at doctors
>mfw 6'