How do I into Dan Bilzerian mode?

>>40845330
/fit/ will say roids like insecure children who can't admire a naturals physique

Coke, money and roids.

>>40845330
inherit a lot of money and then tell stories loosely based on true stories as if they were true stories.

>be 5' 9''
>be armenian
>get genocided x F

>>40845330
have a rich daddy

>>40845330
Those abs look fake 2bh

>>40845346
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>>40845330
pay women in vegas to hang out around you

>>40845340
I actually think Dan Bilzerian is pretty based. I didn't think much of him until I listened to his episode on the Joe Rogan podcast and he actually seems like a really fucking nice guy. But I don't doubt for a minute that he's on gear.

>>40845330
Inherit a shit load of money from dad.
Get kicked out of the military but act like you were the best solider that every existed.
Live in delusion.

>>40845359
They are. They're silicon inserts just like the ones covering his triceps and his chest.

>>40845340
I think most of /fit/ would agree that if you had his money why the fuck would you not roid? Not like you gotta worry about a job, reputation, or anything.

>>40845433
>looking strong
>not feeling strong

is he a woman? why does he want to appear as something he is not?

He openly admitted he used roids
Check the Joe Rogan podcast

>>40845330
>be ugly manlet
>have rich father
>pay people to pretend to like you

yes i am jelly of his lifestyle

>>40845330
Wow, the women and his physique are starting to look lower quality than before. Is the inheritance running out?

>>40845330
ITT: jelly

>>40845340
>a naturals physique

Kek. Nigger, he had 3 (THREE) heart attacks.

I love how people here pretend they wouldn't do the same shit if they had his money and life

>>40845340
He's the only natty in that picture

>>40845526
>tfw you will see Dan B run out of money and fade into nothing or die in your lifetime
Is good feel

>>40845330
I don't give a shit about him, except that FUCKING BEARD. He could easily have a solid, full beard, but the shaves it at that retarded 90 degree angle.

>>40845550
I wonder if I could hire women to hang aronud me and be naked.

I mean, does he talk to them? Aknowledge them? Because they seem hot but super annyoing. Does he just treat them like say, a dog or a pet or something? I've never interacted with people in that way, so I'd probably feel super akward.

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I'm not embracing his lifestyle, but hating on this dude is fucking pointless

Why do you waste your sleep over what some rich dude does with his money?
Are you really that jealous?

Sad desu

He nearly killed a pornstar once

>>40845550
The only thing I'd do similar to him is maybe hop on gear
I wouldn't pay whores to pretend to like me on instagram

>>40845684
I would fuck the whores, but not flaunt it

I'd live out all my wicked, degenerate fantasies, 100%, but posting it on the internet just seems so insecure

>>40845391
Yeah because his trust fund is fat enough that he can just do whatever he wants every day. Everyone would be nice if they could whatever they want, whenever they want, even if it's posing with models to impress 14 year old boys on Instagram

>>40845656
idgaf about him, but I do hate on tools who love him

Almost got into a fight with a fratboy in a Taco Bell at 2:30 am over that

>>40845699
Well not really. Women want to fuck men just because they see them with other women. I was actually thinking about paying for a photography session with some models for tinder

>>40845733
>being this delusional

>>40845751
Social proof is the only scientifically proven attraction method

Like it or not, women like men that other women seemingly like too

>>40845699
I only fuck women for self validation so whores would be worthless

>>40845550
Prior to your post no one was pretending that they wouldn't.

Way to be that dude that just interjects with a blanket opinion only based on assumption and projection.

>>40845391
I admit that the episode was better than expected, but holy fuck this guy is obviously so full of shit when it comes to where his money comes from and why girls hang out with him.

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Honestly, I'm not really into paying for sex, but I fucking love having my ass licked and dick sucked at the same time

Getting two girls for a threesome is hard enough, getting them to do filthy stuff as well is even harder

That's why, a couple times a year, I pay two or three B-list pornstars to have crazy, dirty sex with me for two hours, it just lets me get my inner wickedness out

I'm honest about it two, my ex-gf for three years was fine with it, as long as it was just sex and not feelings

>>40845441
This, besides the fact that he's obviously on gear.

>>40845550
I would buy 3 tons od rice and rent out one of those airplanes that put out fires to toss the rice on my city.
it has been my dream for 15 years now. I can actually afford it now, but its not the same as if I actually had millions.

>>40845836
Whaddaya want him to say?

>Women hang out with me because I pay them, and I get my money from a trust fund that my dad set up to hide the money he got from white collar crime

>>40845836
He's just a male version of the Instagram 'model'/celebrity archetype. Purely manufactured lifestyle and appearance to generate ad revenue for somebody. It is what it is.

I wonder if he gets pooped on by Saudi princesses?

>>40845866
...wat

why?

>>40845866
why?

>>40845888
>>>40845866 (You)
>...wat
>why?


wtf because I can? Are you guys ok?

>>40845880
I don't expect him to say anything. But it's ridiculous how he tries to make people believe all this bullshit
>yeah I totally won all that money in secret poker tournaments and bets with friends
>these women hang out with me because they like me

>>40845972
they tell him they like him, and he believes it because its nicer than the cold reality of entropy.
we can a relate.

>>40845993
People born into wealth often have warped senses of reality and a lack of interpersonal communication skills

When you've been surrounded your whole life by people kissing your ass to get you to buy them things, you don't really have any other frame of reference for how normal friends operate

>>40845330
>Inherit manlet genes
PROBABLY ALREADY GOT THAT POINT DON'T YOU LMAO
>Inherit loadsamoney
>Pay hookers to hang around you

That's it fám. Make an Instagram account and impress future school shooters

>>40845708
>Everyone would be nice if they could whatever they want
Absolutely wrong. Used to know rich kids from a school over. Spoiled rotten brats. Having to work for things you want builds character.

>>40845340
He openly admits to trt numb nuts

>>40845495
Because it's impossible to keep a decent physique with all the drinking and coke he does.

>>40845852
>I'm honest about it two

degenerate confirmed

>>40845330

Not sure why people hate on him. He bangs hot girls and agitates SJWs for doing so. Sounds good to me.

>>40845330
>Ab / chest implants
>sterioids

>>40845852
I wish my girlfriend could understand that I love her and want to be with her. But I was a loser in American High School and now that I'm confident and not bad looking I just want to slay 6/10's I meet when I'm with my bros.

>>40845340
He ADMITS he's on both test and HGH. So to answer the question have an awful diet, drink a lot of alcohol, lift 2 times a week and take the same amount of roids a pro bb does

>>40846469

Why would you bang a 6/10 if you are 'not bad looking'?

>>40845330
roids and heart attacks.

>>40845866
That is the most Asian thing I have heard in my entire life.

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>>40845526
I thought the same thing, Dan's looking small(even his beard kek) and the women are at least 2 full tiers under the ones I'm used to seeing him with

this boy need rehab

>>40845946
> Are you guys ok?
whaaaaaaaaaaat?

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>>40846511
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>>40846733
praise

>>40845526
https://www.instagram.com/p/BRJQigBlMY7/?taken-by=danbilzerian
doesn't look like it

Personal trainers and good food

Being rich makes getting fit easier

>>40845330
have 3 drug induced heart attacks and have money

>>40845330
be a manlet that doesn't train legs

>>40845330
>be born a manlet
>but also filthy rich from war crime blood money or whatever (I don't quite remember what his dad did but it was evil stuff)
>spend every waking hour compensating for manletism and lack of own achievements by vigorously spending daddy's money on drugs, whores, guns and "celebrities" to do photo ops for instagram with you
>regularly post about yourself on /fit/

>>40845656
Honestly I just don't care but am mildly annoyed that he gets his own discussion threads. I hate on him because Dan Bilzerian threads are one of the many things shitting up /fit/.