Coffee Thread - Fact and Fiction

coffee makes meh poop

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>Myths

>Coffee causes cancer

https://academic.oup.com/jnci/article-abstract/76/4/587/992454/Prospective-Study-of-Coffee-Consumption-and-the

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/coffee-and-health/faq-20058339

>Coffee dehydrates you

http://www.mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/caffeinated-drinks/faq-20057965

>Coffee sobers you up

https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-fallible-mind/201212/why-black-coffee-can-t-sober-you

>>40841197
This. It also makes my depersonalisation worse

>>40842281
Explain

>>40842292
his personality is numb slob and on coffee his mind starts working, which is scary

>>40841236
The myth that a drink made primarily of water dehydrates you is pretty interesting

>>40842366
Can someone answer this for me? I've always thought felt that coffee makes me pee more, ofc if you drink more to compensate you won't be dehydrated but this perception is why I don't drink coffee when I'm going to run long distance. Am I just retarded?

>>40842411
Caffeine is a diuretic, so it increases the urge to urinate. Likely why the rumor got started.
Drinking before running seems pretty unlikely to really change anything that much, but no reason to change if it's working for you.

>>40841187
Coffee makes me feel nauseous for a few hours.

ill stick with tea

>>40842292
It's an stimulant, somehow it makes my anxiety worse sometimes, since it increases your stress hormones.

sometimes i find it hard to drag my ass to gym if i dont hit quadruple coffee

>>40841187

>reading all that

where's the tl;dr?

>>40844404
Drink coffee

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I got called a neckbeard for drinking only espressos what's up with that?

>>40846053
Just drink Americanos. It looks like normie coffee so you don't have to explain why you're a tismo.

>>40846053
Because people strange weird sentiments that don't have to make sense

>>40846053
In real life? Maybe because you have one. Online? Because people say whatever they want whenevery they want without any context.

>>40846232

> I c wat u did thur

I shouldn't drink coffee because I'm INTJ

>>40846277
Glad to hear it

>>40846298
Why is that, then?

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Why sip a 2nd tier caffeine source when there's better options?

>>40846347
Sips have less caffeine than coffee, dingus.

when i drink a lot it makes my piss smell

Coffee before cardio y/n?

>>40846402
Then why did you say it was in your post you idiot?

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>>40841187

Coffee is ok.

Energy drinks are the cigarettes of our generation.

Coffee flushes magnesium out of your system, which leads to muscle cramps and twitches.

>>40841187
> brags about the quality of his sources
> links to AuthorityNutrition

kek

>>40842339
Not that guy you're referring to, but you just described me.

>>40846530
>source: my ass

>>40846627
google it

>>40842366
Not a myth, sea water is overwhelming water, beer is overwhelming water. Human bodies are 60% water.

If a drink isnt a higher percentage it will dehydrate, or if its a diuretic, which coffee certainly is.

>>40841187
And not a single study was quoted that day.

>>40846347
>>40846402
>>40846824
>shilling for monster
kys loser

>>40846950
>loser
DELET THIS

>>40842411
When I drink coffee I urinate far more frequently, but I also urinate less every time I go. I feel like I probably end up losing about the same amount of urine overall, I just have to do it in many, short bursts. I've never actually measured it or anything, so I'm not sure if it's accurate, but it's something to think about.

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>>40846824

These people just don't get it.

>>40846221

Why would I want to spoil the exotic bean with cows milk?

>>40847142
An Americano is dilluted with water which actually makes it worse

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>>40847095
They know not what they sip

>>40841187
thanks for posting this. that's some interesting info. there should be done more indepth and objective research on the effects of caffeine imo.
how independent are the studies, that conclude positive effects?