this is unironically what women want

>An old man turned ninety-eight
>He won the lottery and died the next day

thats real irony, simpleton

>>4084062
>started taking fish oil to improve memory
>always forget to take fish oil

Let's have a true irony thread.

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this is unironically what women want

>>40840620
Wait, so what's the irony here? Does tge fact that he is 98 have anything to do with the story? If not, then why the fuck was it included? If yes, what significance does his exact age bear on the story? I don't see why it matters exactly how old he was, you could have just said "he was old" and everyone would get the gist of it, but you had to overcomplicate the whole entire fucking thing by adding in unnecessary dialouge. Jesus, this really fucking irks me, you know that?

>>40840620
See
>>40840628

>>40840639
>It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
>It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

Isn't it ironic, don't you think

>>40840639
Because it rhymes senpai

>>40840639
He should have said
>a 97yo man has played the lotto every day of his life
>on his 98th birthday he wins the lotto then dies the next day

Still age is almost irrelevant

>>40840661
SHUT THE FUCK UP ALANIS MORISSETTE! GET OFF MY JAPANESE WEEBO-CULTURE IMAGE BOARD!

.... you fucking nonsensical cunt.

>>40840661
In Dogma Alanis played a being whose voice would cause your body to explode in a gory mess upon hearing it. So, she played herself...

>>40840711
*Chuckle*

this thread is pure autism

>It's like rain on your wedding day

>>40840693
>>40840661
jesus I've heard that song before in movies but never its entire lyrics. It's absolutely retarded

>>40840935
Alanis was trolling before it was cool.

>Get sick, diarrhea and vomiting
>Shit out anti-vomiting suppository
>Vomit anti-diarrhea pills

Isn't it ironic, don't you think

>>40841071
>It's a free ride when you've already paid
>It's the good advice that you just didn't take

Who would've thought, it figures