>be skinnyfat beta
>get huge crush on this girl in HS
>we're going to the same uni in our town
>chad friend takes me with him to the gym for a few weeks
>actually see some progress on my arms/chest and i start to feel great about myself
>start nofap too
>consult /fit/ for the first time
>tells me to go for it
>get hyped af
>by 21 i'm outlifting half my gymbros
>nearly doubled in weight
>look nothing like my oldself
>finally make my move
>fuck the girl of my dreams
>all goes well for about 8 months
>huge army dude shows up to my house one afternoon
>asks if I'm stacy's roommate
>I'm confused af
>"gf" comes running out of the house and gives this guy a hug
>it was her boyfriend who was deployed
>just packs her bags and leaves
>end up fucking depressed with $2000 missing before I realized she still had my card info
>stop working out
>instead of going back to skinnyfat I'm a fucking lard
What the fuck did you get me into
>>40840459
Lmao yeah a Chinese cartoon image board did that to you
>lifting for females
>>40840459
why didnt you call the police and credit card company? ID theft is serious shit shell get whats coming to her. also aware army bro. tell him you didnt know but you wthought he should know what kind of person she is.
>>40840459
Fuck you Jody
>>40840509
>fighting for Israel
>>40840459
Fuck off jody
>>40840474
This
You should've known better you subhuman piece of shit. Hang yourself, Jody.
GIving a woman your credit card info? Thats the most pathetic thing i've ever heard of. You're setting yourself up on that one
>stopped working out
If you work out ONLY for girls, you're doing it wrong. Extreme oneitis right here
>>40840509
>>40840522
>>40840545
>being in the military
It's like you want no future, and PTSD. Youre all monogloids, anyway desu
>>40840566
>if you're in the military you're guaranteed to get PTSD and have no hope for a successful future
>everyone in the military is infantry
Nice bait OP, enjoy being screwed out of $2000 and "the girl of your dreams" fatass