>shave ass >E=m×c×c >farts sound different

>>40835983
Yeah but why E=mc^2?

>>40835983
Wait till the stubble and ingrowns starts growing in.

>>40835991
there must be deep science behind that

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>gf shaves ass
>can't sit still now

>>40836009
The hair probably absorbed some of the sound energy
Similar to how soundproof rooms have foam and shit on the walls

>>40836002
Nair before it's too late, you fucked up OP.

And obviously get weak nair not full strength Nair.

>>40836027
I think they just distorted soundwaves, not absorbed

What does the mass/energy conversion have to do with your farts?

>>40836058
farts are one of the purest forms of energy in nature

>>40836027
The hair just reduces cheek-on-cheek contact. It won't "vacuum seal".