Why do women like being picked up so much?

>>40832919
sounds like you jelly that you have picked a woman up

>>40832919
Because they never mentally mature past the age of 8

>>40832919
The caveman knocking women over the head and sexing them was actually more of an exaggeration.

>strong enough to ______

While we may have progress socially, psychologically (most) women are still looking for the biggest strongest ape.
(that wasn't a /pol/ joke)

>>40832997
>>40832954

This. Most women still view their father as the authority figure in their life (hence why single moms tend to produce dead beat boys and pole dancing girls). As a result picking them up with easy shows you're physically strong compared to them but is also psychologically places you as an authority figure in their lives in much the same way as their father. Who do you think your picking them up reminds them of?

>>40832919
Not all women like being picked up though, depends on the situation so dont be autistic

it's pretty obvious. it shows that you're somewhat strong and can physically overpower her, women like that kind of shit.

>>40832919
>Trying to show off by picking up the light girl there

I would have ohp'd that joocy fella in the back

>>40832919
Woman in that wabm was probably paid to smile and be there.

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>walking my dog last night
>come across some teenagers (13?)
>one is my neighbor, had a crush on me but I told her she was too young (all through another neighbor as proxy, fugg that I'm not going to prison)
>her friend, a slutty girl, and her boyfriend
>the boyfriend is making a show of picking the slutty one up
>his biceps are thinner than my dick
>he goes to pick her up
>struggles hard to get her feet off the ground
>he drops her
>burst out laughing as his face turns red and he calls her fat
>she was like 110 at most
>mfw

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>>40833073
it's the only way to assert dominance

>>40833113
Why didn't you go ahead and show him how its done properly also why would you give up the chance to bone a 13 yo.. there is something seriously wrong with your decisions man

>>40833027
autism

>>40833428
Fucking a 13 year old is not worth the trouble, just like showing off for 13 year olds is also not worth the trouble.

I'm going to work for the feds after I finish my MA in CJ, they'd never let a statutory rapist in.

>>40833428
Fuck is wrong with you nigga?

>>40833454
it's true though

picking up a woman activates some primal cavewoman shit in their brain/pussies

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>drunk, dancing in living room with QT
>pick her up and spin around
>she giggles like a school girl

I wanna go back bros, in that moment I felt like I had made it

>>40833902
Do me a favor, walk up to the nearest woman you see on the street and pick her up.
Come back with results

>>40833468
That's not "statutory" ...

>>40833938
>Statutory rape is sexual activity in which one of the individuals is below the age required to legally consent to the behavior in some common law jurisdictions. Although it usually refers to adults engaging in sex with minors under the age of consent
yeah, it's literally rape

>>40833929
will do pal

I'll return with my findings

Its fun, i pick my gf up andtoss her in the air and she laughs while panicing.

Top keks

>>40832919
this slut in my class has asked me to pick her up/carry her twice in the past two weeks.

she's engaged and supposedly religious but flirts with every remotely attractive guy in the class. the other girls dislike her cause she's the quintessential "i prefer to be friends with guys cause girls are catty" slut.

this all started when one of the guys picked her up after class as a means to flirt. then another guy did it without knowing what had happened beforehand so we all had a nice laugh.

>"anon, you could probably pick me up with one arm."
>"it's anon's turn"

i don't want her to have that control over me.

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proof, straight from the source

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>>40834010

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>>40834025

>>40833964
Have done it with girls with Daddy issues
It turns them on like crazy

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>>40832919
>cheat curling lmao1chick
call me when he's curling women on a curl bench

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>>40834055

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>>40833428
show me a 13 year old with decent breasts. spoiler: they don't exist

>>40833027
t. i took freshman psychology

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>>40832919
My gf is as heavy as me ;_;
>tfw 90kg 6'0

>>40834010
her weightless what?

>>40834094
https://www.instagram.com/bhadbhabie/?hl=en

she's got some big ass titays for a 13 year old

>>40834076
>not dating women +300lbs so you can get a full bench off of them
>not deadlifting hambeasts off the floor and dropping them like a sack of potatoes

>>40834116
what da fug, how is this girl 13

>>40833428
>why would you give up the chance to bone a 13 yo

we got a rapist here

>>40834106

How tall is your GF and how tall are you?

>>40832919
I'm not sure if that woman was into being curled. It looks like she's being paid to be there and smile

>>40834133

Or an underage b&.

Either way, he's probably a faggot.

>>40834139
6'0
She is an 6'2 amazon

>>40834162

Jesus christ. You scored.

You both jacked?

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>>40833905
I didn't come here to feel. Why did you have to do that

>tfw regretting letting her go

>>40834172
N-no, i mean i am semi-buff to /fit/ standards but she can actualy squat more

>>40834190
>semi-buff
>she squats more

Looks like she owns the squat ass around the house

>>40834211
No doubt about that
Ever had sex with a super agressve chick?
It's pretty awesome in the beginning but not after a while when she can keep you in an ironhard leglock all the time. Shit hurts

>>40834094
dude my sisters friend had double d's when she was 12, most atractive female i have ever seen as well.

started wearing dreads at 14 and looks like shit now.

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>>40834133
nope just European

>>40834094
The one that hanged herself on stream recently.

>>40834152
Shes got a nice ass tho

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How does one show strength in a party without looking bad?

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>>40834327
My god they truly are the savages we meme them to be

>>40834416
not appearing muscular upon first inspection is the definition of "DYEL-tier." you should try lifting.

>>40832919
cuz chicks like being dominated

Women are lazy and they don't wanna walk

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>>40834416
Omg, that doggo looks just like mine

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>>40834416
have you tried being big

>>40834437
got bad news for you my friend

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>>40834472
My family got him from a shelter back in 2004. We had him until 2015 when he could no longer go up and down stairs and was in pain so he was euthanized. He was a damn good dog, rip Buddy :'[

>>40834416

Knock the first faggot who comes up to you and says DYEL to your face out in one punch.

>>40834536
>16 and 17 with special considerations relating to age of the partner
>18
anywhere in the same ballpark as 14 years old

>>40834538
That is pretty sad, rest in peace buddy :(

>>40832919
>picking up the skinny protein merchant
>not picking up the high test curl bar in the back

DYEL?

>>40834538
RIP Buddy

>>40834127
Girls go through puberty earlier and earlier in modern times thanks to the raised hormone levels in cow's milk.

>>40834536
>Mexico

How common is it really, though?

>>40834437
>implying this law means anything
>implying any semi-attractive girl actually lost her virginity at/after 18

>>40834327
>MFW it's 12 in Vatican State

>>40834638
>implying any semi-attractive girl actually lost her virginity at/after 18
That's not what I'm implying, they all do. They don't do it with someone who is 22, is what I'm implying. They're fucking 14 and 15 year old boys.

I have to be squeaky clean to get a career.

>skinny emo cutie at party
>turkish get up her
>later we fuck

>>40834327
18 in Russia? This chart looks like bs

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>>40833094

99% sure that's Katya Elise Henry, basically an instagram model who sells EHP shit.

>>40834416
ohp a manlet

>>40834755
>he doesn't OHP obeselets
not going to make it

>>40834741
It is at least partly. I know for example that age of consent in germany is only 14 if you're under 21

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>>40832919
>he thinks it's because of le silly bicep curls
Women LITERALLY CANNOT RESIST TALL, STRONG, RIPPED BLACK MEN

>>40832919
Damn, her face is so damn content.

Have you ever seen someone so satisfied in your life? The only time I look like this is when my girlfriend isn't bothering me and I can sit back and nod off.

>>40832919
normies can't comprehend lifting heavy ass weight casually. So when you pick someone up it's basically like HOLY FUCK HES HERCULES
when theyre not even your max.

Normies are weird

>>40834980
Yeah they can. I think black guys almost always look ugly and super primitive. There's something about how gigantic their faces are but how small their heads are. Besides, I don't want to see what looks like a turd going in and out. Gross.

>>40835018
These bitches workout and take supplements for a living. They're beyond unmotivated to do anything beyond that. They take pics of their ass everyday and get money from it. The guy picking her up was a modulation of her mental state, her submissive state of body and mind.

>>40835087
just like most white guys

>>40835104
Whatever you have to tell yourself you brownie

>>40834327
That map is bullshit, the age of consent WITH AN ADULT is 17 or 18 in Germany. These are likely all ages of consent as in "kids this age can have sex with each other without it being technically illegal", NOT "adult neckbeards can go to these countries and molest the kids no problem". So zip it back up and stay in your basement.

>>40834980
Dwayne Wade is pretty athletic and probably a cool dude but you're forgetting that he's rich as fuck.
You could have just condensed your post into
>Women LITERALLY CANNOT RESIST RICH MEN.

>>40834698
Idk if it's that way in the US but here it doesn't matter if both involved are underage.
For other cases refer to the /2 +7 rule

>>40835692
That's how it works.

I'm not underage by any standard, so I had to pass

>>40833454
>>40834099
Not that guy, but he's half right. there are multiple studies that show an increased rate of crime, and mental health issues in children and adults who grew up without a healthy relationship with a father figure.

Too lazy to find sources
But if you search crime rates compared to parenting in California, mental health issues related to absence of father figure and or unhealthy father relationships, income related to relationship with parents etc.

>>40835738
>Tyrone

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>>40832919
>tfw my 16 year old niece (non blood related) gives me the fuck me eyes every time i see her

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>hungry skeleton
>6'0, 110lbs
>at a party, in the University
>feel pretty uncomfortable as I am a weird guy and just happened to live in the same building with the hosts
>somehow end up playing some card game with the people
>it is pretty sexual, some of it involves kissing other people
>I have to be challenged to dance with a fat qt, kind of chubbo
>she seems into it, and is probably horny
>tries to jump up into my arms
>I try to catch her
>my incredibly weak arms give way
>she starts to fall to the floor
>I try to catch her
>accidentally shove her head in mid air, smashing it very hard onto a table
>brief silence
>she looks up
>face covered in blood
>I panic, don't know what to do
>mumble 'is-s-s this your card'
>not even holding a card
>every normie panics, they take her to emergency room
>I am hated even more

I work out now because of this, only 119lbs now though

>>40834094
pretending not to know danielle bregoli

>>40835147
In Italy you can fuck a 14 years old with no legal problems. Non-legal problems, well...

>>40834538
damn. rest in peace buddy ;_;

>>40834552
not in Canada! i can bone 16 year olds whenever i want as long as im not in a position of authority. the golden age is over however. before 2008 the age of consent was 14

>>40835833
> be 16 yo girl
> weird uncle who spends too much time at the gym and always wearing basketball shorts won't stop eyeing me
> always sits too close to me, breathes too heavy
> help

>>40835837
>dropping a fatty
>your fault
no anon, it's her fault for thinking she is as majestic as a human. if she wants to be majestic, she can go live in sea world

>>40833113

I had some 16yr old come up to me and ask for my snapchat, these kids are getting way too fucking bold.

>>40835093
>tfw she'll live a much more fulfilling life than you

>>40833902
silly women and their easily manipulable brainpussies

>>40833952
literally illegal, not literally rape

>>40836339
A 13 yo is not mentally capable of consenting to shit. That's literal rape. A 16 or 17 yo it's blurry, I mean they're still dumb teenagers but they're also basically adults. A 13 yo has no fucking idea period. Some can pretend like they do but you're still no less of a sick fuck if you buy into their game.

>tfw I will never pick up and curl my thic latina gf because shes like 250 lbs at 5'4

>>40836360
>some can pretend like they do
pretend like they do what? pretend to understand how to consent?

>>40835837
Eat more then dumbass skelly.

>>40835147
Lmfao at white knighting for women who hate you.

>M-MUH ARBRITRARY, GOVERNMENT GIVEN AGE OF CONSENT IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!

Lmfao. What an absolute faggot. Law drone white knights like you are hilariously pathetic. You'd probably call the police if you saw someone smoking weed and were such a little bitch that you didn't drink before 18. Or 21 if you're dumb american goyim.

>>40836709
weakling

>>40836791
>edge edgy edge edge

I was trying to do a public service for shortsighted imbeciles such as yourself, helping you not go to jail.

>>40833905
delete this shit man

bummin me out

>>40834116
>13

>>40834010
>YOUR

>>40834416
Armlifting

>>40832919
what are you talking about? it didn't even look like she liked it

>>40832919
Remember when you were a kid and had a hell of a time when someone picked you up?

Women claim their mature but love to be treated like six year olds.

Feed them. Give them toys (makeup, stickers, youtube.) Pick them up once in a while and they are happy

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>>40837467
this

>>40837430
THe fuck, i meant arm wrestling

>>40834271
motherfucker you have to be baiting, dont take that shit tf, assert yourself more that fucking hurts to read jesus

>>40836773
not even the buff dude but
pretend to understand the consequences of consent, they literally just dont know what it means, but wanna be cool. how may kids try pot for the first time because they know the effects more than they don't wanna be the fag that doesn't take a toke

>>40835837
>>mumble 'is-s-s this your card'
Probably made up but still kek'd. Never change /fit/

Also I used to be 110lbs 5'10". I'm 140 now. You're gonna make it, gotta eat big c'mon.

>>40832919
>being black

>>40837679
I dunno man, I was offered speed at 15 and I knew that shit was a bad idea.

>>40834116
Cash me outside

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>>40835837
>>6'0, 110lbs
Holy shit

Who's the girl?

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>>40835837
>6'0, 110lbs

very hungry indeed

>>40834076
I have never seen the original image holy shit, the context makes it 10x better

>>40834416
Open the beercap with your teeth

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>>40835837
kek

>>40834116
https://www.instagram.com/p/BQ36XOdgDse/?taken-by=bhadbhabie&hl=en

>wanting to fuck a child because she wears a lot of padded bras

>>40834094
Literally punkie Brewster

>>40834094
I had dd's by the time I was 12 anon.

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>>40835837
>mumble 'is-s-s this your card'
>not even holding a card

This. This line is why i believe this really happened. There's no way you just make something like this up.

>>40832919
wow he looks like a rapist

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>>40833905
now i'm thinking of how i used to pick up my ex gf and the way she'd laugh

>>40835837
>tries to jump up into my arms

it was her fault

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>>40833905
>tfw you've never even made contact with a girl that wasn't a direct relative

>>40832954
So why do we hate on Muslims for marrying girls of 9?

>>40832919
I don't know what you're talking about, I hate it when guys try to pick me up. It's super creepy to do that without making sure it's okay first. He just grabbed her and picked her up. She is clearly at that event to look pretty, so she puts on a big fake smile and takes it, but he still just grabbed her out of nowhere, that seems kinda rude.

I worked in a bar in college and some drunk guy picked me up from behind [I'm 5' so it happens sometimes] and I broke his nose. I felt terrible, it turned out he was the owner's friend and we had met once before, but picking up a girl you don't know that well is not cool. Do not do it. It's terrifying when you're small and weak to be grabbed out of nowhere by some big ape.

As for your boyfriend picking you up, it's similar to just a really good hug, really pressing into his body. The warmth of a man's body is really nice. I still prefer cuddling though.

A lot of women are impressed by it I guess, because women are usually much weaker than men and are impressed that you can easily lift 100lbs like that.

>>40832919
Because women are essential children

>/thread

>>40844737
I don't know man, you're the one who can't grasp basic grammar.

>>40833027
>>40834099
Actually that's insulting to a freshman in psych- even they're not this retarded

>>40833428
Probably because he's not mentally challenged like you are

>>40834010
>straight from the source
WTF is a "source" to you? That's like calling buzzfeed a source

>>40834592
>ciws milk
Lol no, they're going through puberty earlier because of 1. Fat and 2. Additives in food/products like the bpa in plastics and the chemicals in sunscreen that fuck with you're endocrine system
Milk isn't even that popular anymore, it doesn't come close to explaining the growing trend.

>>40833039
This. I'd smack a bitch if a stranger tried to touch me like that, especially when he just grabs her and sort of yanks on her arm like a lost child in a supermarket.
>>40833094
Plus this. That person is clearly keeping her cool because money and a job is involved.

>>40834980
I think I've found like 1- 2 black guys to be attractive in my entire 27 years. Mind you I live in los Angeles, so a lot of blacks to go on. And even that 1- 2 weren't super tall or jacked. Its usually when they have a white looking face

>>40835738
Having issues because you grew up with a single parent does not equate to instant bad stereotypes of daddy issues. That would be a gross oversimplification of what can actually happen

>>40835949
The dude weighs 119, he's not in much better shape than the "fatty". And ffs he's 119, anything is fat compared to him. I haven't weighed that little since I was like 10

>>40836360
Actually you brain doesn't finish developing important higher cognitive structures until your mid 20s. Anything below 25 is not a fully developed functioning adult. Also why mentally damaged ppl tend to be the rapists, it's easier to manipulate and get along with an under developed mind

>>40836791
Case in point about rapist being mentally challenged

>>40837467
>>40837467
>Women claim their mature but love to be treated like six year olds.
>their
Of course an idiot like you doesn't know the difference between their and they're.
>Waaaaahhhh women so stupid and childish
Why don't you try learning English before insulting half the world's population over your insecurities and shortcomings

>>40834592
>>40834127
You niggers know girls can go through puberty as young as 10 right? Some girls look 18 at 14 some look 10.

why do guys like holding soft cute girls?

touching people is universally enjoyable, stop being autistic.