have you ever been mired in the gym ?

jesus what an asshole who does this stupid kind of shit

also yes once i had an old gym admire my babby mode 405lbs deadlifts.

>>40825746
His name is Pete Rubbish. He's a powerlifter and this was my University gym. Stay jelly mirin weak boy

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>>40825746
what's so asshole about it ?

only by males, been told that I have good technique and is strong

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>be me, skinnyfat dyel with a good face
>sign up for gym membership one day
>get on treadmill
>this qt3.14 cardio bunny gets on the mill next to mine, when all the others are available
>she looks at me and smiles
>I'm jogging at the time
>look at her, my feet get all twisted and i trip
>fall and get launched off the treadmill at the speed of light, land halfway across room
>she laughs asks if i'm ok while covering her smile with her hand
>"y-yeah its all cool beans"
>wipe off my treadmill and leave even though I had only been there for 10 mins

>>40825776
>>40825769
>bending a bar
>taking all those plates for himself

i'm glad he can do things but maybe fuck off and do them in your own gym
these 3 plates aren't going to squat themselves if you assholes keep taking them to do 'crossfit'

>>40825900
>tfw i was the girl

you were sooo hot why didnt you ask me out?

Had two dudes check me out during one workout once. Besides that I occasionally have women stare at me when I'm between sets. I hate that I immediately pick up on when a dude is into me yet miss probably 90% of the time a woman is interested though.

>>40825900
Please tell me this really happened.

>>40825989
>overactive gaydar

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>>40825900
>"y-yeah its all cool beans"

sometimes i see people looking at me while i'm squatting

i never know if they are miring or if they are judging my form

>at uni gym
>decide to finish off workout with crunches on the decline bench
>qt doing crunches on the bench next to the one I choose
>don't even do more than three crunches before my ass decides to let it rip with the power of Thor's hammer
>girl freezes mid-crunch, obviously heard my fart through her earphones
>I get off bench, walk away from area non-chalantly then run all the way back to my dorm laughing maniacly the entire way

I think she really mired my flatulence gains

>>40825729
yeah but only by dudes, the girls had a sort of disgusted look, possibly because it was loud or intimidating, possibly because I have autism

>>40825729

Been getting recognized by gymbros as the crazy fucker that does laps around the gym with 80lb dumbells. I thought my farmer walks were kind of weak but since no one does them it looks beasty to normies.

>>40826050
I'm judging your form. Go lower fgt

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my mom sometimes comes down the "the gym" when she's getting her laundry and says i'm her favorite strong guy.

>>40826050
unless you're squatting 4 pl8s it's your form

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>>40825900
>y-yeah its all cool beans

>>40825729
yep, happened just a few hours ago
>Decided to ohp shirtless because its warm in Indiana today.
>mired self in mirror
feels good man

>>40825900
You just posted this in the other thread

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>>40825729
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkH5XBO1w3o

maybe if i lifted in a gym i would be

>>40827911
Stay in your containment thread, you underage faggot.

>>40827952
no

>>40828019
no

>>40828022
no

>>40828027
Have you gotten a friend that isn't a gay brazillian man who is trying to groom you for weird tranny buttsex without the tranny part?

>>40828047
how was he grooming me exactly ?
i didnt know talking to someone means im fucking them

>>40825948
>reaching this far

You can see in the background plenty more weights on other racks.

And unless he is a poor fag, he'll replace the bar if he fucks it up.

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>>40828071
When a gay man pretends to be a dick girl, and coaches you to earn your trust under false pretenses, and you're an orphan underage child, then he's grooming you for sum fuk.

Yeah by guys
>REEEEEEE

>>40826978
first time i did 4 plate i had someone on the other side of the gym that i didnt know tell me that i did a good job. felt good man

>>40825900
>she laughs asks if i'm ok while covering her smile with her hand

>yeah Im ok..
Look around, only us two
>smile "damnit, if only you werent a cute girl I would of been ok with embarrassing myself lol"
>???