You are /fit/ enough to take a female marine, right?

>>40823429
I wouldn't fuck with a lady heavy hat, that's for sure.

Take? You mean with a dick?

I could take her in a fight. Then I'd take her ass

>>40823429
Well, I've sparred with a couple, won both. Fucked one that dropped out of boot.

>>40823429
I'm sure even 95% of the DYELs here could t b h

As someone in the military, I can tell you that female PT standards are a joke, and yet there are people who still struggle meeting them.

>>40823429
if US marines yes
if Royal marines then nope

>>40823429

You do realize their PT standards are a fucking joke right?

If she's an actual MMA or a BJJ chick though, it's a fight.

>>40823650
>>40823675
This, but at least they got rid of the flexed arm hang

>>40823429
I can do at least one pull up so yes

>>40823743
Female marines now have to do pullups or pushups, though I still don't doubt you could win if you're not a skeleton

>>40823429
I'm not in a wheelchair so reckon so.

>>40823429
>implying i want to fight a female marine
>implying i wouldn't prefer to be sexually dominated by an (attractive) one

get the fuck out of here jackass.

Prob not but i can flex a cep and make that pussy wet

I've never fully understood relaxed physical standards for women I the military, especially ones that want to take on combat roles.

It's not like enemy combatants are going to look down range and say:

"Woah! Hold up a second guys, female combatant on the field. Geneva convention says we have to give her 10 Mississippi's to get over that wall."

WHY ARE FEMALE DI's SO HOT?

>>40823429
yes.

sending this thread to tumblr you shitlords are FUCKED

>op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSwXZ_kPin8

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>>40823429
Females don't even come close to men in physical fitness.
From tume to time in competitive sports top female athletes are pit against no name males and the men always win.
I don't know why the military pushes this shit. There's a reason men are so good at physical tasks, because women don't need to be.

>>40823429
already have. i wanted to learn grappling, so i found a local gym that taught judo and brazilian jiujitsu concurrently. my class was about 60% men, and we were normally paired with someone roughly our size and skill to roll with at the end of class so we could get some experience trying to submit and throw while someone is actively trying to do the same to you. out of ~40 (people didnt always show up to every class, but it got to that size several times) people, i was winning against men more often than i lost, but i wasnt great by any stretch of the imagination and the majority of the times i lost it was because they knew i'm a chubby asthmatic, so they just wore me down until i couldnt put up an effective defense. one of the best women, idk if she was a marine specifically, but she was a vet that actually has been deployed and seen combat and was insanely fit. easily had more endurance and relative strength than anyone else and had like a year or two years of practice when i was a couple months in, but she was all of 135lbs. she simply couldnt muster the strength to throw around someone 70lbs heavier than her, so when she went for hip throws and double legs all i had to do was drop my hips and let my weight do the first part of the job. once i was on top of her, it was game over. took me about 2 minutes to get her in an americana and she tapped almost immediately.
i'm a pretty shit grappler, i'm not very strong, and i'm not in particularly good physical condition. it's just an unfortunate fact of life that, in some circumstances, you simple cannot have a chance against someone significantly bigger than you without dwarfing them in experience. had we boxed, she could've kept moving and dropped me like a sack of potatoes when i was too tired to keep my guard up. she did end up submitting me a couple times, and wizened up to me prostrat and started shuffling around me to take my back after faking a throw/take down. even then, i won more often than i lost.

>>40824345

Post link here when you do?

newsflash

unless they are working at it as a hobby,or in an elite unit literally all military personnel male or female are a)weak skellys b)skinnyfat c)cardio only fit

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>>40823429

I hate female Marines so goddamn much. Male Marines aren't much better but the females talk so much shit about how they're the best because they've got their EGA and all that shit. It doesn't matter how good they are or aren't because they bought their own propaganda. You really can't win for losing with them.

>>40823663

There are no female Royal Marines.

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>>40824462
Super cute.

>>40824602

That's a wood bolt, not a screw. It has an un-threaded section, for fitting through one piece and into another, and securing them together, which makes it technically a bolt.

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>>40824682

>>40823675
Seriously? lol I'd literally just grab her and fights over.

>>40824658
technically, you are correct sir... still stand by statement... wood bolt!

>>40824664
who is this female? i must know... for research purposes...

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Totally depends, i'm not /fit/ at all but I've been doing BJJ for 6 months and boxing i've just started to take up.
If I can beat up a huge negro as a 5'4 manlet I fucking doubt a small 125 woman could even touch me.

>>40824664
>>40824682
>>40824692
Why do women even do this? They loose most of their femininity, yet would still have a serious challenge if even the most average man fought her

>>40824789
Not even... maybe someone whose never gotten in a fight in their whole life/ or never did sports.

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>>40824730
IG is kmac11_

>>40824933
thanks battle, will use this for no good.

>>40823429
People in the military usually suck dick at fighting. Idk what krabby magoo nonsense they teach you fags but they always get handled easily in my gym

>>40823429
Those are females?

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>>40824658
Here.

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What about female idf

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>>40824383
this. its stupid to even bring it up, but for the record let it be known:


women are physically inferior to men.

marines are good at running and being yelled at. They could probably beat me in a shouting match

>>40823429
>female marine
is this a joke? What comes next, respectable niggers or honest jews?

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I go to a military gym and the female marines were benching 65lbs

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More important, are you /fit/ enough for a spanish legionare?

>>40825607
Where's the adoption papers? I'm taking him home with me.

>>40825607
/fa//k//fit/ men

>>40825607

cute hats

>>40823491
Underated

>>40824658

Have an unthreaded section on the shank doesn't make mean it's a bolt, it could be fully threaded and be a bolt. The difference is in the application/tip. Bolts will have an unthreaded section to create a longer shank in order to make it fasten in a specific application.

>>40825607

That can't be advised right, putting your hand on top of the barrel like that?

>>40825607
miran hard

>>40824345
Implying that fat ugly feminists have something to come with

>>40826735
Holy shit you can see both guys doing that.
Even I'm not stupid enough to do that.
I don't see slings on their rifles but that doesn't excuse the horrible gun handling.

>>40825607

How can women even compete. What reason is there to be straight now?

>>40824789
I don't think they care about the opinion of a dyel anime board poster

>>40826740

>on front page see thread about female marines
>see response, "miran hard"
>of course open thread
>scroll... scroll..
>ha, ha, cool story bro
>scroll... scroll...
>roid chicks takin selfies... not mirin
>scroll... scroll
>one pic of dude... response: "'mirin hard"
>mfw
>/fit/

>>40824292
>Muh sexism
That's why

>take

Im a male marine and I've fucked 2. Do I win?

They're not special. The female DIs are but a standard female marine? No.

>>40823650
do the females really have different standards than the males? even for infantry? fuck I'm glad I didn't join right after high school that shit would piss me off so much.

>>40824292
>implying you need physical fitness in the age of automatic rifles
As long as you're strong enough to pull a trigger you're fine.

> back when Ranger Regiment still had the high 'n tight haircut
> was at a Marine installation for training cycle
> went to a chicken 'n waffles place off base
> pack of Marines come in
> look at us
> they see fresh recruits 'cause after boots go to AIT they can grow their hair out a bit, resulting in a high 'n tight
> like we had
> several minutes later I'm on top of one while my buddies are kicking the shit out of the others
> cops get called
> other diners confirm they started it
> article on 10th page of newspaper or some shit
> Marines Thought They Were Messing With Boots; Get Asses Kicked By Rangers

>>40827899
Females are not allowed in the infantry for good reason

>>40828177
Not true, two females became army rangers in 2015

>>40828177
I think they started letting them in

>>40825444
This. Of the female marines that aren't fat sluts, the ones who go to the gym are equally unimpressive. I've never been impressed by a female marines physical ability and can say with confidence I would out-PT literally every single woman in the marine corps.

>>40828305
They did not

>>40828386
>>40828305
Shit, you're right.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2016/03/18/few-women-show-interest-new-infantry-jobs-opened-them/81966838/
Good news is none of them will make it as long as the standards remain the same as when I was in only eight years ago.
Too bad some politician will find a way to lower the standards.

>>40828305
0 female marines have passed selection so far.
>>40828301
It was a push job.

>>40828156

Were you not in uniform?

Also, RANGERS LEAD THE WAY.

>>40828433
Britain is not the US..

I'm curious, are there any male marines in here, past or present, that think the standards for the men are too high, just right or too low? I heard it's tough but some guys say they wish they were a bit higher so the bar was raised.

>>40828499
Not a marine but an infantryman in the army and the standard for passing is too low but in general most infantry companies make you do extra PT if you cant score above a 270

>>40823864
>Wanting to be dominated by a female
You have garbage taste desu

>>40828544
See my friend is 5'6'', despite his size he's actually pretty strong and fit, he was actually deployed in iraq in 2007 and he said you don't really need to be in really good shape to do your duties as most of it is more mentally challenging rather than physical. But you can't also can't be a fatty

>>40827938
The trigger isn't the issues. I often act as a range 2IC on our qualification shoots and the women have insane trouble with standing shots. Hell, you don't need to do insanely well on a PWT1 but they miss the target more often than not standing at100m. When you consider the new fitness reqs each year has been turned into a shuttle run and dragging some sandbags it's not really surprising. Fucking CF

>>40828301
The tab is a cloth, scroll is a way of life. There's a reason we had a 99.something% success rate at RS compared to the 40% weight average. You have no idea how different things are until you get to Regiment. But the "Ranger" name is never gonna go 'cause it gives careerists like Eric Shitseki a way to seem cool by association.

>>40828487
I dunno about pref treatment, but equating Regiment with School is retarded.

>>40828433
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/01/19/the-armys-elite-ranger-regiment-will-soon-have-its-first-female-soldier/

>>40828488
Nope. Sua Sponte.

>>40828606
>https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/checkpoint/wp/2017/01/19/the-armys-elite-ranger-regiment-will-soon-have-its-first-female-soldier/
How many accommodations and restarts did they allow her?

>>40827938
absolutely moronic comment.

>implying that all a Marine carries into combat is a rifle.

>>40827938
And marching with full combat loadout? Dragging 220lbs of wounded comrade of out the line of fire?

>>40824383
Because no western military has fought a serious war since 1945.

>>40828623
My hope is none. RASP2 is 21 days though so it was probably an officer (like the ones that got their Ranger tabs.) E3s and the E4 mafia are the backbone of the Regiment, that's why selection is 3 times as long. Back when I went through (it was RIP, not RASP), it was a month of getting fucking smoked and hammered. No way a woman could've passed unless she's yoked, probably the same with RASP.

>>40828623

I read something that said they got like 4 recycles for Phase 1 and there were some flag officers watching every step of the way. Also there were female attendants to stop when something was "wrong" and apparently Obama was going to the graduation. Maybe it was just a PR ploy.

I can't recall where I read this.

>>40825607
guy looks like shepard

>>40828753
Once the PR spotlight goes off, I imagine the school will just quietly go back to rejecting/failing inadequate candidates

>>40828573
You must have shitty training.

>>40828753
The thing I posted (about RASP) is different from School. Nothing wrong with recycles, but on the other hand I heard that they were humping their fair share (commo and the 240), and one even switched her rifle for a 240 with a guy to help him out. On the one hand there are the "female empowerment" retards, on the other hand there are the guys that act like caricatures of misogyny. I can certainly sympathize with the guys that say "I've got enough shit to deal with, I don't need another thing to explain to my wife" though

>>40828804
You don't even know. Depends on the walker
> had to sleep on the couch last night
> everyone's a no-go
> got blown last night
> everyone's a go, even the Thai exchange officer who's a fucking retard

>>40824473
>EGA?
What's that?

>>40828156

What's an AIT?

>>40824248
poorly memed, you faggot. cringe af.

>>40824462
>on roids
>wearing army bdus.

you're a fucking retard.

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>>40828928
Eagle, Globe, and Anchor.

>>40828960
Where army guys go to learn how to do their job after basic.

>>40828960
advanced infantry training

>>40829008

Cheers, mate. Was super lost there, haha.

>>40829008
PULL THE TRIGGER

>>40823504
If she dropped out of booth, then she isn't a Marine, now is she? :|

>>40828987
>bdus
Nigga those are acus get your shit right if you're gonna call people out

>>40828960
Both are half-right at best >>40829008 >>40829022
Advanced Individual Training. For infantry, medic, commo, whatever

>girl im in love with is joining the marines
>bootcamp will take 3 months
>then she'll be shipped off somewhere else for 4 years
>we didn't pursue a relationship together because of this

just fucking shoot me.

/fit/ enough to go to a basic that didn't have females in it OP. They're usually laughable.

>>40829224
Don't worry there's a high chance she'll be getting railed out in the barracks by multiple guys within a year.

>>40829267
yeah probably thats why im wroking on just letting it go.

>>40829224
she will be getting fucked by everybody no exaggeration
move on anon

>>40829292

Those guys will impress her way more than you ever did. She'll be way more attracted to them.

She'll completely forget you. Her base instinct will be to fuck all those guys and love every minute of it.

>>40823429
I could unironically fight Rousey and win.

>>40829308
Can't say you're wrong but whatever, life goes on.

>>40829308
Nah she'll come back to him. Marry him. Have his kid. Let him raise it, and feed them, and house them. Then right around the time he finishes without giving her an irgasm for the 1000th time, she'll get the urge to get fucked in all holes by multiple men and he'll get cucked. He'll probably stay with her afterwards.

>>40829324

I know. I'm just trying to piss you off. When you accept that she's a slut, you will stop caring.

You're probably young though.

>>40829354
I'm not mad, i've fully accepted the reality of it all and i'm mostly over it so it's fine. I'm not delusional enough to believe shes not going to fuck other guys.

Fire away I can handle it, it's just more motivation in the gym and to pick up new girls.

>>40829224
What the other anons said is no exaggeration dude. Your girl is about to get railed out by so many dudes it's not even funny. A female marines entire life revolves around dudes trying to (and succeeding in) fucking her.

Seriously bro never talk to her again. Guarantee she will have fucked at least 50 dudes before she gets out. At least.

Again bro I am not exaggerating in any way. I truly honestly feel bad for you man.

>>40829388
It's okay I appreciate the honesty, I have accepted this and I'm slowly moving on but it still sucks.

>>40829388
And it's not just the service members, but the entire towns around these bases are fucked
> tfw going into bars and there are women that can calculate a guy's pay more or less exactly based on finding out his rank and unit

>>40828156
My cousin once told me something to the effect of "Marines are the stupidest creatures alive".

Didn't believe him 'till I actually saw a bunch of them hanging around together. Literally astounded that they managed to grow that size and age before something catastrophic happened to them beforehand.

>>40829370
I'm not even trying to make you mad my dude I'm just trying to give you perspective so you can start letting go of this girl immediately. There should be no doubt in your mind that from the moment she gets out of boot camp, the moment she arrives at MCT and her MOS school and then her permanent duty station, there will be male marines trying to fuck her. Many will fail, but for every 5 beta orbiters she gets there will be 2 or 3 alpha males who succeed in fucking her. There will always be a fresh supply of dudes willing to fuck her, of every rank and from every unit. And she will soon realize that the more guys she fucks the easier her life gets because that's the way the military works. It's pretty much a necessity that she fucks the guys she works with if she wants to get by. That's just how it works.

I would almost go as far to say every female who joins the marines has in the back of her mind somewhere "I can't wait to get fucked by all these guys" because it's such an overtly male-dominated environment. I can't prove this of course.

Inb4 jelly beta. I'm a grunt so I don't even work with these creatures I just have seen enough to know

>>40829472
what about infantry men who have a girlfriend back home? Is she fucked? should she move on? Got two friends who is in this situation. I can explain more if you want.

>>40829498
Way different. First of all the first rule of the marine corps is that if you have a girlfriend back home, she is cheating on you. There are no exceptions to this rule. If you have a girlfriend and go to boot camp, she starts cheating on you the moment you step on the yellow footprints. It's just one of those things.

Now if somehow you are a grunt and your girlfriend is miraculously not cheating on you back home, she certainly shouldn't be worried since you work with dudes all day and rarely have contact with women unless you actively pursue them out in town. I guess it's different if you're a POG and work with women but I've gone months at a time without seeing a woman. After a certain amount of time being away from them you can smell them within 100 meters (this is also a fact)

>>40829538
>POG
sorry what is POG? Also i see what you mean. One of them has told me that she is talking to a guy but he then revealed to her that he was going through a separation with his wife. She was shocked since he meet her on POF. But she is willing to give him a second chance for a reason she will explain to me later. The other one is talking to a guy in infantry, but he barely speaks to her. She only met him once. She is frustrated.

>>40829611
A pog is a non infantry marine. Infantry is still basically all male so we don't have much interaction with women. Pogs have regular 9-5 jobs like supply clerks, administrators, cooks etc and that's where all the women work.

Sounds like your friends should stop dating marines. Most are only looking to fuck anyway

>>40829670
One of them is in the army. Don't know if that makes a difference? But he is still infantry. She told me that he may reenlist later on.

>>40829701
Do you want me to give your friends dating advice or something?

>>40829714
No it's ok you already put your 2 cents. I just thought i'd mention that and if it made a difference.

>>40829538
>I guess it's different if you're a POG and work with women but I've gone months at a time without seeing a woman.
Fucking this.

> training cycle was originally supposed to be a year, collapsed to half that cause of GWOT
> maybe home 3 weeks out of the cycle
> no time for pussy, barely anyone has a girlfriend, 9X% divorce rate
Deploying to Iraq was almost a vacation
> got friendly with a local girl
> first base there is talking
> brother found out and beat the shit out of her while my PL had guys hold me back

>>40829670
>A pog is a non infantry marine.
Fuck that, if you're humping shit like docs and sappers, you're not a pogue.

>>40830040
You...got friendly with an Iraqi girl? That's some high level counterintel shit

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Equality mother fuckers.

>>40830084
Hearts and minds.

The previous rotation commandeered a mansion, by the time we got done with it the swimming pool was full, volleyball court, slide for life into the pool, all that shit. Previous owner had a 2002 BMW 7 Series we'd take out for joyrides