>I can't look away, anon.

>>40818238
The response is easy

I'd grab her by the hand and place it upon my chest, say something slick like "there is no need to look away, I insist"

It's all about confidence Bros
Happy hunting

>>40818238
pls do tho
I don't want u 2 see my nippies :<

>>40818292
Autism

>>40818292
why not just flex a 'cep

>>40818238
>see her
>flex a 'cep

>>40818292
"neither can i"

>>40818320
>>40818322
fucking hivemind

>>40818238
dont come at me with that gay notebook shit u dum cunt u just wrecked my wood

>>40818238
That's cuz I'm a train wreck, baby.

"So don't"

While keeping intense eye contact

>>40818292
Off to a good start.

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>>40818238

>>40818346
kek

>"why are we staring at this overweight elder man shaving his anus on the beach at 5 am?"

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>>40818292
>trying to be autistic so youll get screencap done on you
try harder next time

>>40818346
That would be an incredible response.

>>40818292
you forgot "deal or no deal?"

>>40819369
That's why these threads exist, so you're prepared.

>>40818292
Retard

>>40818292
then force feed her a bowl of eggs

>>40818292
that's actually not an autistic thing to say, very romantic

>>40818331
/thread

>>40818238
Y-you too..

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>you have no Idea how much time I spend trapped in front of a mirror
or
>shut up baby I know I look good

just be funny and confident

>>40818292

> "there is no need to look away, I insist"

"...m' lady"

>>40818338
t. somebody who has no idea what hiveminds are. nor forced memes.

>>40818238
B-but I can't go with you watching

>>40818717
kek

>>40822293
>>40822293
oh god this did it for me

>>40818292
deal or no deal? just flexed a 'cep

>>40822293
kek

I remember that, someone post the screencap.

>>40818292
Not bad advice desu

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>>40818238

>>40818238
ok

>>40818292
We all know you're just pretending to be autismo; we can smell it, normie

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>>40819463
I WAS GOING TO FUCKING SAY THIS !!!!!!!reeee

>>40823138
Yeah but those responses are neither funny or confident

>>40818292
>put her hand on your chest
>"deal or no deal"

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>>40825717
This needs to stop.
It's not funny. It's fucking cringe-inducing.

Hey guys. I have a problem that's not directly related to DBZ games/anime, but I don't think /a/ or /adv/ know enough about DBZ and lifting to help me out.
I know that this is going to sound incredibly autistic, but I cannot function in social settings unless I imagine myself as a Dragon Ball character. No, I don't go around saying "I'm Goku, a Saiyan raised on earth!" or try to fly or anything. I just feel myself with the overall demeanor of a DBZ character. I can pass off as a normie well with this.
I choose DBZ characters that already compliment my personality. My main 3 are Piccolo (When I'm feeling quiet but confident), Vegeta (When I'm feeling a bit smug/cocky) and Broly (When I'm feeling a bit edgy). I also have a rotating list of DBZ characters that I can use. I've done Bulma, Trunks, Gohan, Great Ape Bardock, Cell, Mr Satan, etc...
But my problem is, I have a Christmas party with my co-workers tonight, and I'm not sure which DBZ character I should be. I want to be a bit more outgoing and talkative than usual, but not TOO much. I had a bad experience with Yamcha this spring, when I got a bit TOO confident, so I don't want to use him. I'd like to try a Dragon Ball GT character, but I'm not sure which once. I like Super 17, but I feel like he would make me come across as an autist. I was actually thinking about Gogeta, but not being canon hurts him a bit.
Do you guys have any ideas for a DBZ character that would be sociable and confident, but not too much so? I also pretend to have their level of muscular development for dem ego gains

>>40826240
Yes.

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>>40818292

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>>40818292

>>40826240
TOP KEK, is this pasta?

>>40826555
idk but if someone like this exists, I want to meet them. This is next level autism.

>don't worry I'm pretty into it
Say this while smiling and the sexual tension will destroy her

>>40826570
Kind of impressive if you ask me, I want to journey to his hidden autismo temple at the bottom of a giant basement and learn the ancient autistic techniques from the sperg grandmaster.

>>40818292
> I insist
I insist you kill your self

>>40826570
I actually sort of understand the reasoning behind this.

It has to be a copy pasta, too good to be true.

>>40826555
yeah, it's a variation of an old pasta. can't remember if the original idiot mentioned lifting or not.

English is not first language of mine. Why is my response bad? The key is always confidence, especially with a gorgeous specimen of female as shown in the original post.

If you want to kiss her you must play the game

>>40826754
The line between confidence and autism is thin, especially over text based forum boards.

>>40825964

Who are you trying to fool?

This entire board is cringe inducing but we love it anyway.