Mythological Lifting and Prophecies of Gains

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>>40815472
Power
>Brings back the most powerful lifters to compete in the final weight meet

Name
>Arnold's Dumbell
Inscription
>Jaw of stone, chest of steel, may my will never yield

Power
>Unparalleled pressing strength

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Bumper Plates of Kolokov

Inscription
>In this symbol you will prevail

Power
>The lifter will fail a rep with complete safety and without injury

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Ronnie Coleman's Last Clips

Inscriptions
>Lightweight, baby

>Ain't nothin' but a peanut

Power
>Weights feel significantly lighter

This is an unprecedented level of autism.

Keep going, OP.

>>40815472
>>40815513
>>40815841
>>40815870

Sad

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wut

its like a greentext thread with ten times the autism

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OP are you well?

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Rich's Scoop

Inscription
>Scoop for Scoop, I will match you

Power
>Doubles your scoops

>>40815472

if I use that barbell will I die randomly in a hot room too?

>>40815870
>Ronnie
>plastic clips
You are dim witted aren't you anon

>>40815472
>inscriptions
>don't worry about form, just use more gear
>don't worry about weight, just use more gear
>don't even bother training, just use more gear

>>40817086
Will there be ladyboys present?

>>40815472
>The grave is no bar to my call
>Let whosoever lifts me think not of glory, but only of salvation

>Trying to link Zyzz to any Wheel of Time character other than one of the background characters killed by random evil fog.

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top zozz OP I'm enjoying this

>>40817099
Power
>take quadruple damage from heat
>pull all the skanks and eliminate gag reflex for blowing steroid dealer

>>40817156
Steroids don't cost that much, less than your preferred protein probably.

I couldn't find the image
>truecrypt's head cover shirt
>wearer appears jacked as fuck to everyone else, but goes back to normal when taken off
>people will not recognize wearer as the same person, even if they put it on right in front of them

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>>40815472
This is real autism

fucking kek what is this shit

>Puzzlemaster's Skateboard
>extra joint protection
>100% natty
>doesn't function without a daily meal of chicken, rice, and broccoli

>>40817137
I'm fucking dying m8. Come on though, he's a minor Tairen High Lord at least right

>>40817172
>inferring the oral pleasure is in lieu of pecuniary recompense

Jokes on you jack, Zyzz was a cock sucker extraordinaire! Did it for the lulz, totally no homo.

>Aura of Seid
>double gains, double aesthetics
>however, people are immediately repelled by you
>hair is permanently done in the most unlikeable manner
>jeff pls go

>>40817267
>>40817137
Zyzz is Aram LMAO

>>40817077
Holy shit. Lost at this point.

>>40815472
noice, i was reading the Great Hunt earlier today, it took me a sec to realize why I recognized your nonsense.

>>40817407
maximum kek

>>40817077
holy fucjjk kek

also nice digits

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>>40815472
>Inzer Belt of Giant Strength

Inscription:
>A valued accessory for improving vitality

Stats:
>+1 plate to your B/S/D total

Cost:
>450 scoops

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>>40815472
> Squatplug +5 ''The Glute's Breaker''
> Strengh set to 18/00 while doing lower body barbell compounds
> +5 points to save vs. snap while doing PR attempts

> cursed, you shall never remove the plug once equiped

im glad this thread is still up

>>40817086
it would be extremely painful

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>>40817143
>saving the thumbnail of a pic, which is clearly made from smaller pics

Words cannot describe my hatred to you anon

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>>40817321

Aura isn't a real artifact though.

Still I'd know the inscription for the jef one

>Jeff pls go

>>40818915
what about my shit tho

>>40818845
m-muh wc3 feels

>>40817077
boiiiiiiiii

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>>40815472
>>Let whosoever lifts me think not of glory, but only of salvation
what?

Did I stumble back onto /tg/? What is this sort of thread doing here? The normal side of 4chan isn't going to like this, OP.

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>>40821419
Roll with it, bby.
Rich's Syringe

Inscriptions
>No power without loss; No gain without cost

>Whatever it takes, God dammit

Power
>Gains are multiplied by three, recovery ability is quadrupled

Cost
>Total remaining lifespan is reduced by 10%

>>40821357
It's a good quote

>>40815472
im glad this exists. made my morning.

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Tome of Dezso Ban

Inscriptions
>My name is nobody and you have one eye

>Everything I know, I bequeath to you


Power
>In your memories is now all of the training knowledge and lifting techniques of all great lifters and athletes through the ages (both known and unknown athletes)

Location
>Tower of WestSide, can be wished for from the receptionist


Historical significance
http://ditillo2.blogspot.com/?m=1

http://wot.wikia.com/wiki/Matrim_Cauthon

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Loin Cloth of Genova

Inscriptions
>You're not going to like this

>100% Cotton. Wash in cold water

Powers
>Gains are concealed
>Incontinence + 60%
>Free steroids and publicity
> -25% intelligence

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>>40815472
barbell of zyzz? dude he roided and did some training on the side, theres at least 1000 better fitting candidates than zyzz (veg gainz for example)

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>>40815472

Bottomless Sip

Inscription
>That first sip of eternity

Power
>Unlimited monster energy and you never build a tolerance to caffeine, but if you let the effects wear off you die

>>40822246
BRAVO SIPBOI
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SIPBOI
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BRAVO
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>>40821841
Kek

>>40815472

why do ppl idolize a spraytanned mudslime that blew his heart out because of too much roids and cocain.

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>>40822246

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>Singlet of Candito

Inscription
>Smells like fast food and powerlifting chalk

Power
>Provides the wearer with natural leg strength, without the use of anabolic steroids
>Bench press increases, however your shoulders feel as if you are on the verge of a serious injury
>The wearer will look like a pale, fat baby with a bad haircut

>>40815472
Bump
Ump
Mp
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Tracksuit of Sportacus

Inscription
>A man grows with the greatness of his task

>Youth is the hope of the future. Treat them with reverence


Power
>All nearby units receive Morale Boost
>All nearby units receive 1.25 gains
>All nearby adolescent units are permanently marked with "Enduring Lessons" status (units do not forget the value of health and will activate "hidden reserves" ability when stamina drops below 5%)

>mask of planecrashing

Inscription
>4U

Power
>makes you a big guy

Cost
>If you took it off you die

>>40821841
lmao

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>>40821841
oh that's good

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The Milk Pitcher of Rippetoe.

One sip will add 2pl to each of your lifts for 24 hours, at the expense of 20lb of permanent body fat. The plate bonus does not stack if you drink more, but the fat will.

>>40826054

That's not worth it at all unless its your last ever session, anon.

Is this the 'tism?

>>40817077
should quadruple them
although there is that one gif of him saying "five scoops"

>>40827283
That was my original intent, but I was not creative enough to make the inscription both imply that and sound as weighty.


Perhaps something like
>Twice and twice I shall match your efforts

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Tootsy Braperson's Last Bastion

Inscription
>stay vigilant in the darkest storm

Powers
>poison resistance
>increased tolerance of Indian people
>permanently an ass man

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The Atlantean Barbell

Inscription:
>read pic

Power:
Does not kill you.
Makes you stronger.

>>40826250
It'd be worth it for me if I wanted to compete or something, I can lose 20lbs of body fat in a month.