>things you can say to /fit/ but not to your girlfriend

I love you

>tfw no gf

>>40806693
No homo

Don't ever talk to me or my son James again

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Let's go suck each other off in the sauna.

That's a huge snatch!

>>40806693
Lookin big!

Stop being so fucking fat and actually do something about it
I fucking hate your sister
If you actually don't like your body do something about it and stop complaining
No i don't want to bring you to the gym you throw me off and i can't enjoy my work out or look at other girls' asses
I'm not your personal trainer and i don't want to be, i have enough problems motivating myself and you expect me to drag you to the gym too, fuck no

sick gains.

Nice bulk

Should I jerk off before or after the gym?

Thanks for listening to my problems, you really understand what im going through

>>40806693
I'm only still here because i have no better options

>>40806779
cuck

>>40806693
your arse looks huge, mirin

Six days into no fap

>>40806693
I never loved you

>>40808409
same anon, same.

>>40806693

>gf