WHEN

>>40803568
Shit is that Lord Vader??

Explain immediately OP

>>40803568

STANDING HERE

>>40803580
M'lord has never been that lean. That guy is like 20 percent bodyfat.

>>40803580

The tall guy is a bouncer and an amateur mma fighter. The little guy is a drunk guy trying to fight him.

Op tries starting a when will manlets learn thread but failed horribly.

>>40804601
Coath Adam got him pretty lean

>>40803568
Lol is he wearing squat shoes? Those look like Romaleos.

>>40803568
Fuck off lanket

>>40805625
>stillgoesforthebike.gif

>>40803568
the guy in balck did not even throw a full punch

imagine if he did a full range of motion punch the guy would be dead

don't fight bigger guy than you unless you know how to fight

>>40803568
I'm amazed at how confident the average male is about fighting.

>>40805658
alcohol helps a lot (not for the bouncer he just knows who's best)

>>40805625
>functional strength (and sucker punching): the gif

>>40805647
kek

When you throw a punch like that you deserve to get knocked down.

>>40805647
Best laugh I've had all week

>lothric knights.gif

>>40803568
Got anymore?

>>40805625
Can someone explain this? Did the tall guy die from a pressure point or something?

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WHEN

>>40806241
The term "glass jaw" is real
Sometimes getting hit in the mouth turns out your lights

>>40805682
Smaller dude's punch was totally legit.
Was fast and used his whole body

He was just fighting a bigger dude with more experience.

>>40805671
If something is sensational enough to end up on the internet in a context like this, it's extremely unlikely to represent "the average" of anything.

Know your cognitive biases dude

>>40806359
Thanks

>>40806372
his right feet leaves the ground for a long while after he throws, meaning he's off balance. it's not a proper punch. the counter punch wasn't even that hard, it's just that the drunk guy put himself off balance

and the bigger guy obviously knows how to fight, the way he had his left hand down inviting a shot there, the way he slipped to the side and came back with a counter

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>>40803580
>mfw this was my first thought too

>>40806372
>Smaller dude's punch was totally legit.
from this angle, it looks like a haymaker that set off his balance anyways
if you don't have balance and and control after a punch's follow through, ur punching wrong pham

>>40803568
keep your fucking hands up, dont telegraph your moves so obviously

>>40803568

>not already jabbing while dodging

Lazy fatass.

>>40805654
He didn't need to do a full punch cause the guy is drunk off his ass.

Look at his form, look at how he's standing on one leg after he threw the most predictable punch known to man.

if you've ever been in a fight you'd know that even an amateur could've taken that guy out.

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>>40805625
>the manlets ARE learning

>>40803568
he's using a really sloppy philly shell

>>40806528
You have no idea what you're talking about

>>40809504
no u

>>40809504
not that anon but the swing was way too wide to be even considered a good punch and he's right about it being off balance

>>40806372
It wasn't even a punch. He swung his whole body like a downsy.

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So you want to be the Ultimate Manlet Fighter

>>40806372
>totally legit.
>Right hook with a completely stretched arm

Arms are not bats, anon.

>>40809788

Isn't exploitation of dwarves illegal?

>>40809788
That's not a manlet, looks at his legs, he's a literal midget

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>>40809788
>le weight division meme
>not considering height and reach

is there a more retarded """"""""sport"""""""" out there

>>40809788
He lasted 10 sek at least

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>>40805647
Lost it hard

>>40809788
Source? I wanna watch the full fight

>>40805625
>manlet knocks out the 6'3 alpha black male

what did he mean by this?

>>40803568

>telegraphing that hard

pro tip for anyone who ever goes on a night out

if someone stands with like that, they're gonna throw a fucking wide hook at you, just move back like this dude did

>>40810460

that is the full fight retard

>>40803823
I REALIZE

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>>40805647

>>40810541
YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>40803568
That was a nice dodge.

>>40803568
he had the highground.

it was over before the first telegraphed, chin-in-the-air punch was thrown.

>>40806241
getting hit in the chin/jaw hard enough (doesnt take much) basically shuts your brain off. That's why conventional boxing form is chin down, shoulders up, gloves up

>>40806372
No, it was a terrible punch that anyone that has probably ever watched a boxing match could have avoided.

>>40806372
>foot leaves ground
>off balance
>throws guard hand down
>lowers upper body towards opponent
that punch was fucking terrible, a punch like that is only a good idea if you fucking know 100% you're going to knock the other guy on his ass with that one hit

>>40803568
WILL

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>>40805647
Hearty kekk