How'd Diogenes stay ripped living in a fucking pot?

>>40801362
alpha genetics

that's just a depiction, senpai

diogenes was the og shitposter

>>40801362
He probably didn't look like that , but living in a pot wouldn't stop you from being able to lift and eat enough

>>40801362

Fighting with the dogs over food everyday, OP.

>>40801362
All greek men had to serve in the military and staying fit was revered back then. I'm sure someone has the green text talking about this.

>Diogenes of Sinope was berating some local customers of a brothel, publicly condemning and ridiculing their immorality and decadence as they walked in. Some of the visitors, probably hoping to shut him up, tossed him a few coins in charity. When Diogenes had finally collected enough, he took the coins and entered the brothel himself.

gymnasiums were public in most city states iirc.

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>>40801457

B A S E D

>>40801362
Same way this homeless bodybuilder does https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zB-RkjP3Oo0

he lived to be 89 when there were little to no medicine so u can guess he was a tough motherfucker

>>40801457
>why do we let this bum proceed eith his shenanigans?
>because its fucking hilarious

he kept rolling his barrel up and down a hill over and over again

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>>40801362

Lol. I never knew Diogenes was so based.

/fit/ plebs taking scraps from the /his/ table. fucking retard chads.
tfw too intelligent to lift

>>40801457
fucking kek

>>40802605
He's the greatest philosopher of all time.

>>40802660
who knew shitposting was actually philosophy?

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