*blocks your path*

Mission accomplished.

>>40800234
Wow boogie is pretty fat

>>40800234
*walks around him because he can't get out of his chair

>>40800234
*tips him over*

*runs past u with my superior SPD stat*
Heh, piece of cake.

CRISCO BATHING

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>>40800234
*plays pokeflute*

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>>40800234
He's a big guy.

>>40800984
F-for you

>>40800242
fpbp

>>40800234
back the fuck off!

>Don't have time to walk around him.
>have to go home

>>40800234

Hell, I'm in a different STATE and he is blocking my path just by being so goddamn fat.

>>40800234
i didnt know this fucktard is able to walk

>>40800895
underrated

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>>40800234

*walks past him at a modest pace*

>>40801657
underrated

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>>40800234
not today, fiend.

>>40800234
>literally crawl under him past his left leg and the wall/fence/railing while holding breath afraid of whiffing in deoderant/sweat/funk combos.

>>40800251
you mean can't get off the floor

What path? He's in the fucking corner

>>40800242
Sounds about right

>>40800234
>floor collapses

>>40801888
no

>>40802502
It's actually a bridge with rails on both sides, but his massive gravitational pull is making it look like a corner

>>40800234
CALORIE THIEVING