ITT: Things fat people say >I'm a powerlifter

>I eat under my TDEE

>if you don't eat every 30 minutes you're body will go into starvation mode

>It's a thyroid problem

>>40797641
>I browse /fit/

>I want to gain more muscle so I don't get too small when I cut

>cardio is for women

>>40797641
>i tried dieting and it didnt work

>>40797641
no idea, I don't hang out with fat people

best ass clip ever

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlZvwnu7v6U

>I'm big boned

> I tried everything and nothing worked
> Yeah it's just really hard when you get to [age]

excuses excuses excuses excuses excuses

>>40797641
>I just like pizza too much
Meh at least they're honest

>>40798336
I've seen them all on /gif/

>>40798045
Kekd

Basically anything to do with strenght
I don't get why so many people on here actually train for strengh. It's the dumb.

When are you ever going to actually use it? Seriously?
Posters will say
>to impress girls, I don't want to be asked to lift something and not be able to and look like a pussie.
Well in a way you are saying you lift for other people.
>I lift for myself and my own health
SS and lifting heavy really isn't near as healhty and active as a more frequent routine with more cardio. Lifting heavy for years will eventually fuck up your joints even with proper form. Enjoy being able to dead 500lbs and also enjoy having a wrecked back as an elder.
Think I'm kidding?
>I don't want to be weak
Stop compensating. No one realy cares about how much you can lift other than faggots who do SS. Seriously they are the worst type of lifters and think numbers actually mean something in life. If you aren't a professional powerlifter why actually try to lift so much?
You aren't realy using your strengh ever
And no bein strong does not mean being a better fighter.

''i was skinny when younger but age made me fat, it's natural''

>>40799354
>because i enjoy it

>>40798336
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

>>40799354
nice bait