/fph/ /fps/ /fht/ - Fat (people) [hate/stories]

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>>40794437

>>40794472
What are the best episodes from that show and other similar ones? The latest one was top tier, but I tried watching the first couple episodes of the season and they weren't nearly as interesting.

>>40794568
^ would like some to answer this too. bump

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>>40794437

I'm at a loss for words. Do fat people really think like this?

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>>40794568

What the actual fuck am I looking at here?

>>40794568
Chad's story is good I suppose. He's the white guy married to the black woman. Certainly not the shit ending this one had.

They're all almost identical. Nothing ever happens in them. They all end happily or better off than before.

>>40794472
they should just put it down.

>>40794568
there's one that i wish i could remember
she's a cunt throughout the episode but there's this one bit in a hotel room iirc where she's being bitchy about wanting food to her family and someone hands her a bag of mcbeetus and they all walk out on her
really wish i could remember i want to see it again it was a shitshow from start to finish, her even being all entitled as fuck at the end "im going at my own pace" or whatever

>>40794940
Oh fuck, please find it, that sounds great.

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I laffed to this a lot

>>40795031
This is so pathetic. Kek

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I watched the Leg Boil James and now I need a new fatty to get mad at. I've heard Penny is a good one for rage material?

also
>muh leg

>>40794472
imagine that smell

everyone looks like their holding their breath

>>40795256
Holy shit. The thing that irritated me the most about James K were his dramatic wails as seven men struggled to transport him.
These scenes were downright painful to watch. How embarrassing.
Could he be any more of a shitbag? Truly hope he dies.

Also: how do they even have a home? No way disability alone could provide all that..r-right?

>>40795025
after digging i might have gotten episodes crossed
erica is the one where their family walks out
still lots of drama tho

>>40795256
for you too, my personal recommendations are penny, pauline, and nicole

>>40794472
I don't really get grossed out easily, and shrug all gore threads off. But this actually nearly caused me to puke. Jesus christ!

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>>40795280
Probably mooching off family as well. desu I enjoyed his squealing. But its probably because I worked with someone equally as shitty

>work in psych hospital on a floor that houses mentally stable criminals with a "insanity" charge
>one of em is this diddler with abhorrent genetics
>glasses, clubbed feet, fat, mind of a 13 year old
>apparently he diddled some old people in a nursing home or someone equally vulnerable
>this dude loves to whine, if something upsets him he gives a big ol SQUEAL just like our friend James
>always watches murder dramas, probably for the rape scenes. he also watches kids shows on the reg
>because he's so annoying
>one day he has a weird reaction to medicine and get hospitalized
>I have to sit with him for 12 hours as in I just sit in a hospital room making sure he doesnt do anything he's not supposed to becauses he a pervert
>hes a total pain to be with, always asks me to spoon feed him, adjust his bed, help him piss and be his maid
>luckily I dont have to do that because im just a security guard basically
>although sometimes because he actually struggles I would do things like help him SIP his juice or stand behind him so he doesnt fall while pissing
>he gives out a nice satisfying pig squeal whenever I refuse him so thats fun
>eventually the nurses get so fed up with his whineyness and rudeness that they just drug him up reeaaall good
>now all he does is watch kids shows and sleep, thank god
>although the nurses have to bath him and wipe his ass which is really cringey to watch because these are respectable nurses cleaning a grown man-pedophile's ass
>still gives out a nice pig squeal every now and then while getting his ass cleaned.

I had to do this for about 3 days only tank good ness

also his parents came in one day to visit
>ugly lesbians
>both came in high
>had a weird mommy/son vibe going on

>>40795328
how is he still fat if he lives in the hospital?
Don't they limit his caloric intake to something standard?

>>40795280
In his defense it probably did hurt like hell. Even the slightest touch against the skin of his legs is probably torture.

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>>40795070
I'm actually sympathetic towards Nicole. I think anyone who isn't is probably a psychopath.

>>40795359
>sympathy for pathetic fat blobs
lol

>>40795341
He was fed a normal hospital diet as if he didnt have a weight problem. However he was only just overweight but because of his clubbed feet, the drugs, and natural laziness he didnt really move around a lot. Like, he was one of our patients who would rather piss himself and not shower because he's THAT lazy.

>>40795341
They do but he probably doesn't move alot so they go unspent

>>40795348
yeah, I think I remember seeing blood or something when they transported his ass to his new house
How does that shit even happen

>>40794472

>Used to be obese
>Now overweight
>"Oh yeah we're getting there bud."
>Watch episode
>Look at myself
>"Holy cow I'm so fat! This is my future!"

I ate little yesterday and I've eaten nothing today. Even though I'm starving and my stomach was rumbling on the train, I can't eat. It's like puslegs James ate my food. And fats think it's the skinny models that make people starve themselves.

>>40795328

He was a ponyfag, wasn't he?

>>40794437
Jokes on that asshole.

When I get old, I'm gonna be on so much gear that I'll never be saggy.

>>40795403
Dont starve yourself dickhead. You'll end up cracking and gaining more weight. Just cut 500-1000 calories and go from there.

>>40795031
That fucking face at the end. Top kek.

>>40794472
no

>>40794472
wow

>>40794940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g2DSntt-nM&t=15s

>>40794437

Well, he has a point. Certain levels of physique are difficult to maintain, why even bother wasting so much time?
Just don't be fat

>>40795479

Thanks for snapping me out of it, dude.

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Looks like Ed Witten>>40795328
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>>40795613
i love you

>>40794437
>All fit people do is lift pieces of metal and devote all their time to it.

That is so full of shit. I do not even workout, I usually eat well enough to where it does not become an issue. It's not that hard to stay under 800 calories and to stay under 50-70 grams of sugar a day.

Even if I did workout it would only be 2 hours every day 2 to 3 days its not that much time wasted at the end of the night and there is room for other things like drawing or even learning. In fact I would even argue it gives a person more energy a day than the fat person.

>>40794568
Lupe is another one that will really get under your skin.

>>40796498
>fit
>I do not even workout

wait what

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>>40794437
>TFW too interesting to lift
Bye plebs

>>40795613
hi sparrow

>>40795386
Unless they're feeding him 4000 calories, he's getting other food. They can get food in there no problem. Some piece of shit enabler is helping this sack of lard maintain it's mass.

>>40796518
>tfw no war to fight in

Anon wants to crusade but his pope won't let him.jpeg

>>40794568
Penny and Pauline

They were both tied for being the absolute worst patients before James took the title last week. Pauline's future serial killer son adds to how interesting the episode is.

>>40795269
I imagine that the film crew and nurses/doctors constantly use peppermint oil and facemasks when they are not on camera. You can see one of the guys helping lift had a facemask on.

>>40796498
>stay under 800kcal
Is this b8?

What does /fit think about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3oI104STzs ?

Also this just happened to me a few weeks ago
>Be with a group of friends, one of them is this 250lb whale
>We all want to go out to eat
>Everyone wants chipotle
>Except the butter ball
>Has a huge fit (her gallbladder was removed )
>"I can't eat that kind of food it will go right through me"
>All of my friends are fatty sympathists to we end up going to some shitty place like the Ale House
>She orders fried chicken and french fries with chocolate cake for desert
J U S T

>>40796760

You should had called out the bullshit then and there.

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>>40796628
We're still waitin anon

>>40796753
>there are skeletons posting on this board RIGHT NOW

hold me /fit/ I'm scared

>>40794437

Why do fatties always assume that being /fit/ means having a boring life? Holy shit doing some kind of sport will not only improve your health, but also your social cirlces and make you happy as well (you wouldn't do something you don't enjoy in you free time, right?)
Is it because they take for granted that the only joy in life is eating?

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>>40794776
Yes, despite the fact that most of them waste their time on netflix and reddit. Watching too much Dr Who or whatever does not make you interesting or knowledgable. There is a reason for why Trump is constantly compared Hitler, Voldemort, Darth Vader and Disney villains.

>>40797328
Eating and watching Dr Who.

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>>40797362
>Trump is constantly compared Hitler
tbf a lot of trumps policies are middle right leaning, much like national socialism.

but they demonize the policies so much because we've been taught to hate nazi more than anything, even when other peoples war crimes during the same time period and onward were equal and much worse.

>>40796498
>800Cal
Are you serious? Do you move in your daily life? Are you a snake? How are you typing?

>>40794437

This stupid comic never ceases to annoy me. It's the ultimate insecure, sour grapes image, but the whole "Id rather lead a curious life" thing really triggers my contempt.

>>40796714
What show is this?

>>40794437
People realize it takes no time to eat less right?

>>40794437
Why is this a gif. That fucking wiggling and blinking is giving me autism

>>40794776
Thu lifting is a pretty boring way to spend your time. There's plenty of other ways to stay fit that are way more interesting like joining a team sport , dancing, or learning martial arts. Going to gym to lift heavy things up and down is pretty much shit tier fitness

>>40796760

This guy is so full of shit.

>meet disgusting fatty
>is rightly disgusted as a doctor
>but feels guilty
>tries to make himself feel better by coming up with excuses for the fatties

No. Just stop. These people may be victims of one thing or another, but their eating habits are their own responsibility.

>>40797481
He won't start to feel effects unless they're doing it for months on end. I know, I got down to a cal max of 500/day for a couple of months before it was impossible to ignore the signs of my body eating itself.

>>40798138

Team sports are pleb-tier. If you can't enjoy yourself on your own a few hours a week, there is something wrong with you.

>>40797397
>middle right leaning, much like national socialism.

>middle right
>socialism

>>40798228
>team sports are pleb tier
Of course 4chan would be afraid of a team sport.... oh no, socialization! Run for your lives!
But seriously, I didn't even say which team sport, the fact you're willing to disown them all the same speaks for itself

>>40797397
>wanting to get rid of EPA and education is middle right socialism
riiiiight

>>40798266

I'm not afraid, I've played team sports for years. You know what it got me? A myriad of injuries and a broken nose because retards have no control over their elbows.

There;s nothing as comfy as lifting, cycling, or swimming alone. It's almost zen. You'll learn, child.

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Eyes Wide Shut 2: a Diet
>Why do these masks only come in kids sizes?

>>40794437
web comics were a mistake

>>40796498
>800kcal
>50-70 grams of sugar
are you okay anon

>>40798138
Speak for yourself

>>40798329
Because you're a fat bitch and ate the kid that was wearing it.

>>40798251
dipshit learn any history
sometimes words have more than one immutable meaning
sometimes politics is different in different times

>>40798760
Except socialism.

>>40797328
they need some way of convincing themselves that they aren't fat slugs with a terrible quality of life, so they enable themselves and other fatties by saying
>people who are /fit/ have nothing except fitness, we're the ones really living life to the fullest
it's like when christians say that atheists really actually believe in god but don't want to admit it/hate him/whatever. fatties have to make wild, ridiculous assumptions about people they know literally nothing about to justify their shitty choices to themselves and others, because if they honestly assessed what it's like to be fat vs /fit/
>it's ok to be fat
wouldn't have a trotter to stand on

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>>40797481
>are you a snake

>>40798138
Too bad that Martial Arts is for fedora tipping faggots who waste their Money on garbage. I know what I'm talking about, I trained 6 years Aikido, useless garbage who doesn't help shit in fighting. Since I'm benching 110 kg, squatting 130 kg and deadlift 180 kg with 1,86 cm in height, I'm winning nearly every fight just because I'm strong, I punch, they fall, I win and don't do stupid faggot fedora Aikido shit for women.
Strength + Height = Better fighter than 99,99% of all people who learn Martial Arts and don't lifting weights.

>>40797397
>vilifying the media and calling it the enemy of the people
>spends millions of dollars so his whore wife can live in Trump tower
>completely castrating the health care system
>socialism
u wot m8

>>40799500
Yes kinda, I wrestled in high school, was mediocre, made it to states but didn't place. Recently got back into submission wrestling and jujitsu. It is a lot of fun, and I was in great shape going in, muscle wise, but had shit conditioning. After two months, having no previous experience with submission style wrestling (pretty different) I'm able to beat everybody in the class except the owner. Most of them are fedora tipping weaklings who have been doing this for years and years. This one really smug guy with a beard and tattoos everywhere was extremely comdescing to me when I started going. He had 10 lbs and years of experience on me. My second or third time going we were told to split into pairs for live wrestling. I asked him, he sighed heavily and said
>Well I guess I can go easy on you,make sure to tap quickly I don't want to hurt you
I pretended to be impressed, and agreed. You decide how to start, on the ground standing up or whatever. At this point I had no fucking clue what to do on the ground, but I knew stand up well. I tell I want to start standing because it seems like fun. After a few seconds of feeling him out, I realize he's a shitter. I get double underhooks (something you would seldom get in a competitive match) hip him off the ground, leave my own feet and body slam him as hard as I can.

He left right after and didn't come back for a week.
Last week I quit that place and found a gym that has a few professional fighters that train at it. I get my ass handed to me pretty often, and that's a good thing.

If your gym doesn't has full speed live sparring, then it's shit. If you're better than most people there, time to leave. The best way to get better is to lose, often.

TL;DR get beat up to git good

>>40799500
Ever see the vid of the strongman who challenged a Gracie to a fight. The Gracie was fucking with the guy the whole time. Maybe you are just shit at martial arts?

>>40797397
>much like national socialism
>is obviously not a socialist
you wot m8?

>>40799500
Dont shit on martial arte because you got fooled into spending your time doing a shit tier one.

>>40797397
I cant believe all the other replies being against this. This website IS becoming tumblr2.0

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>>40794437

Better version

>>40796760
Menominee?

>>40800058

Beautiful

>>40799724
That was not fighting, the guy danced around the Mountain and the Mountain barely moved. In a real fight, because we talk about the world strongest person up to date, he would punch him 1 or 2 times and the guy just would wake up next week in the hospital.

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>>40799500
While strength is important, don't shit on fighting styles just because you wasted 6 years on Aikido, Muay thai is amazing

>>40800113

He's talking about this fight ya dip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL3VzjcptBI

You're probably thinking about this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndCeJ_T6ZTk

>>40797397
I swear to god, only here could you say that not only did the holocaust not happen but that Germany was no worse then other countries at the time.

It bothers me so much that /pol/ hates jews and says we should kill them off, and then when you say "O so that means you liked the Holocaust" They respond with REEEEEE HITLER WAS A SAINT. H-he would never actually do what I wanted him to do.

>>40799649
nice read

>>40800293
It's all satire, bro.

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>>40794776

the mind of a fatty is an amazing thing

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>>40800430
fuck me these people.....

>>40800058
>and your feet hurt
Every fucking time.

>>40801069

Why don't you go troll them then? Maybe you'll cause heart attacks and thin the herd.

>>40797389
>Dr

>>40798266
>Of course 4chan would be afraid of a team sport.... oh no, socialization! Run for your lives!
This is the most normie shit I've seen in a while.

>>40800430
Well a picture of her did end up on 4chan. Just not of her physical self.

>>40794472
>AUUUGH MUH LEGS

>>40796426
Kill yourself

>>40799500
I know several of you don't believe in the power of Aikido. I can see why you believe that, how can a peaceful martial arts like Aikido beat a powerful one like Karate

Well, I have a story to share with you.

Years ago, I was a karateka, I thought I was the toughest kid in high school, I would pick fights, and kick ass. I was full of hate, until I picked a fight with the wrong dude. He was a Japanese exchange student, I still remember his name, Noboru Takeda.

I picked on him because of his hilarious and thick Japanese accent. I told him I was going to beat him so hard, he would go back to China(Yeah, I was a little racist prick.), he never said anything back, made me wanted to kick his ass even harder.

Well, here comes the fight. I threw several punches, he dodged them like I was a mere white belt. I was tiring out and he knew, I saw the smirk on his face that made me raged hard. I put all my strength in one amazing punch, and he grabbed it and threw me over. My back smacked on the hard cement ground, and I was knocked out for who knows how long.

When I woke up I was in the school infirmary, I asked the nurse who brought me here, and you guessed it, Noboru Takeda. The next day, he wasn't at school, he was back in Japan, and I never got to thank him, for saving my life and showing me the light. I soon learned that he was an Aikidoka and have been practicing Aikido ever since to show my thanks to him.

>>40802304
Nice blog post

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>>40796426

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Never fails to make me kek

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was making jokes with some lads i was friends with, not even fat related jokes, there was a fat obese cunt behind us, as soon as i got home she texted me cussing me out. fat people are sensitive creatures, holy hell

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>>40794437
What is this comic even trying to say? It says not to judge but then they're judging that guy? I hate fat people.

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Why are fat people so judgmental? In what world are they in any position to be smug? Saying that fit people are boring when all they do all day is play video games?

>>40800164
Oh look. A man with absolutely zero training vs a master of his art.

Remind me again, what happened in Pride? And other organizations once people starting training?

Oh right the Gracies found a hole and hid in it.

>>40800293
The Holocaust, as popularly depicted, did not in fact occur.

However, a mass engineered death did occur. And the kikes had it coming.

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>>40800058
Why would this dumbass listen to NPR? It's good journalism lel.

I'd replace that with HuffPo or Brietbart.

>>40803548

NPR is the pseudo-intellectual's news source of choice

>>40799500
Yeah used to do aikido, worthless as a MA, stretching and meditation was pretty gud

Met some fedora guy today who does two random ass chinese martial arts, thats like the most shittier stuff out there

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NEW EPISODE OF 600LB LIFE

she didnt skip leg day

>>40802995
>Why are fat people so judgmental?

over compensation/self hatred

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Does anyone have more motivational quotes on pictures of fatties?

>>40803709
How did her legs get like that compared to the rest of her body, is it fluid retention?

>>40802304
Just like my Japanese animes!

>>40803641
NPR is a solid, neutral source. It's not a deep dive, but if I'm driving to work and want to hear the news it's a good option.

/pol/ pls go

>>40794437

tfw /fit/ but find the bearded guy hotter than the bodybuilder.

yes I am gay

>>40794437
>and if we're being judgemental
That's the smallest 'if' I've ever seen.

>>40796760
TED used to be cool
know its basically just open mic night

>>40803242
Wat

>>40799801
4chan is and always will be contrarian

>>40798760
socialism has never been right wing

natsoc is not "middle right" is an extremely far right, authoritarian, corporatist state

>>40796760
God I fucking hate TED. It give anyone with a "cool sounding idea" a platform that appears to be scientific, but really just panders to pseudo-intellectuals with bite sized, watered down science related stuff. He has a theory, that is all. He said that he thinks insulin resistance causes obesity instead of the other way around and that insulin resistance is the real problem. But he's not sure, he's barley even started researching it yet. He might as well be saying that reading or bathing causes obesity for all he knows. But you just know some fatty is gonna be like, "HERES PROOF!!! A SURGEON SAYS IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!!! I DIDN'T MAKE MYSELF FAT, IT WAS MUH INSULIN RESISTANCE!!! SEE!!!" Of course he could be right, but there is nothing interesting in this video, it's all just speculation and "what if" moments.

>>40804020

>NPR is a sold, neutral source

Funniest thing I've read all day. I'm sure all those stories praising parents who mutilate their children so they can become trannies and on how listeners who dislike vocal fry and uptalk are "misogynistic" are perfectly neutral.

Car Talk and Prairie Home Companion are the only good things to come from NPR.

>>40804100

I think regular TED talks are still high quality, TEDx is what allows anyone who can pay to give a talk

>>40800058
>NPR
fuck you I listen to NPR while I lift

>>40804155
I can't watch TED or TEDX talks because there are always a thousand people coughing in the audience and the presenter is always trying way too hard. Fuck

>>40804155
There's a big difference between praising and taking seriously lel. Their coverage of transexuality isn't the only thing on their station, either. Their job is to report, not editorialize about how much they agree or disagree with transexuals.

It's okay though, snowflake. I'm sure once you realize how somebody being transexual doesn't effect you at all you'll calm down.

>>40804315

Normalizing the chemical sterilization and surgical mutilation of children effects all of society.

>>40795423
kek

>>40803048
>A man with absolutely zero training
What, 95% of the population? And I'm counting females with one month of krav maga in their whole life

The mountain actually had zero trainning too. He didn't even fight much as everyone was scared of him and the ones who werent either feared something else (hound and kingslanding) or didn't even care (jon, jaime). Then the ones he actually fought against were untraining peasants who got sliced like butter from far away

>>40799500
The only worthwhile martial arts for self defense are grappling focused. Learning how to throw a punch is literally all you need to do. Otherwise, martial arts are good for developing discipline and being comfortable in your body

>>40797397

That filename. Top kek

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>>40797101
Francis would never call a crusade, he is too busy kissing feet or comparing ISIS to Jesus' Deciples. I want a new pope.

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>>40797362
Woah. I never thought of that. Well said!

>>40800293
the holocaust didn't happen, but it should have

>My 600 lb life
>Morbidly obese white woman with a massive ass
>Black boyfriend

Re-enforcing them stereotypes.

>>40799500
Where do you fight? Boxing gyms? I would love to beat up a guy or get beaten up. (As weird as that sounds)

>>40798138
2/10 made me reply
>never gonna make it

>>40803862
People store fat differently

>>40804737
What about the ones with the white boyfriends?

>>40798215
Are you really that fucking delusional? Unless you're a hungry skelly and a midget you are not going to be able to function normally on only 500 cals. What is your height/age/sex/weight? I wanna calculate your BMR.

>>40799500
holy shit that edge, watch out boys
>martial arts are for fedora tipping faggots
>I should know, I practised for 6 years

>>40804797
They're not re-enforcing any stereotype.

>>40794437
>I could go to the gym too. But I'd rather...
That's the point, dumbass. A muscly body proves that you have the discipline to work out instead of enjoying yourself during every second of your free time.

>>40794472
Oh my fucking god
Fuck dinner

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>>40797397

>National Socialism
>Middle right

Also Trump is literally nothing like Hitler. One time a Holocaust survivor did a TED talk, said the same thing, and some SJW retard in the comments tried to correct her.

Trump is just sane.

>>40803062

>The Holocaust, as popularly depicted, did not in fact occur.
>However, a mass engineered death did occur.

Elaborate.

>>40803242
Looks like a case of anterior pelvic tilt to me. Chicks try to make their ass look bigger and end up fucking up their posture.

>>40804798
Im on 400 calories a day anon. Been at it for about a month and a half now Im 6ft 229lbs

>>40804472

Do you feel enticed to go get your balls chopped off as a result of such coverage?

>>40805381
>One time a Holocaust survivor did a TED talk, said the same thing
Link pls?

>>40794437
>work with morbidly obese 25 year old female
>she's obviously obese for a reason - she's fucking lazy
>refuses to do work
>everyone constantly bitches at her
>eats boxed pizza and shitty fast food every shift
>talks about getting a gastric bypass done
>why the fuck is my tax money supporting fat mentality. wtf.
>tells me about her journey to getting her surgery sometimes
>apparently one of her doctors there could be complications and health issues down the line. try to go a fucking diet first
>she claims that doctor is "crazy" and seeks consult from another doctor that is probably also fat?????? a lot of doctors are fat for some fucking reason
>that doctor feeds into her conspiracies of her metabolism being "broken" and how it's "genetics"
>manager knows i hate working with her and does it to troll me occasionally
>FMLFMLFM I work with her tomorrow
>I fucking hate people so fat that they need to get a gastric bypass idc how nice of a person you are....you're fucking dumb

>>40795328
This is what happens when someone grows up with two moms. One of them needed to at least take up the roll of the father and beat his ass half to death when he did this dumb shit.

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https://youtu.be/f8HDFAu6Z3A?t=2m

>time to funnel : ^ )

>>40796501
Cholas are the fucking worst.

>>40805795
>only 2% milk
COME ON EAT BIG

>>40795395
He has crazy cellulitis (not to be confused with cellulite) and it's basically never going to heal until he drops weight because the flow of liquid to his legs is all fucked up which means his skin won't heal which means bacteria will keep getting in and causing inflammation

>>40803709
imagine cutting that leg open, and it's just all disgusting yellow fat inside.

>>40802304
Is this pasta?

>>40794472
First fucking image and I want to leave this fucking earth forever. GG /fit/. I'm gonno go run a few miles.

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>>40799649
I keked hard at the double underhooks man, served him right.

I started doing BJJ at our Uni's club but it's fairly casual. Definitely going to try and find a gym that takes it really seriously post graduation.

>>40796406
Don't listen to him. Fasting is good and shrinks your stomach while lowering your appetite. Don't do a full fast, keep your protein intake high and avoid all carbs and any other calories. I went a week drinking 100g of protein shakes (powder and water only). Lost 10 pounds, lost my appetite, and can now eat much less and get full.

>>40794776
>Do fat people really think like this?

No. We're spoon fed this until we believe it so thoroughly that it becomes our subconscious world view. Not much thinking involved.

When we start to think is when we stop buying into this nonsense that keeps us week. That's when we take control and get fit.

>>40806823

Careful with that, people have died from being on liquid diets for too long then switching back to solids. Don't know the specifics because I don't need to, but anyone interested in fasting should definitely look it up.

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>>40802920

I run to ddr music, and play ddr when its raining hard though

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OC fresh off of FaceCrack this morning.

>FPH Allahu Snackbar Edition
>Spreading their twisted ideology to their young

>>40807788

Inb4 "thicc" or "high-test".

>>40799500
>i know what I'm taking about
U no fuck all m8

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>>40804958

>enjoying every second of your free time

Its not even that, it's indulgence. Its giving into your every whim, rather than showing a little discipline.

I can enjoy hard work and fruits of labor. But its a different kind of enjoyment, or satisfaction, than binging on a bag of oreos or a tv show.

This is what people like that dont realize. Sure, there are meatheads who only live to workout. But a truly balanced life, like the one he's supposedly living, would be one where you manage your health and fitness as well as your hobbies and intellectual pursuits.

>>40805364
didnt know fat was a race

>>40804654
You might get one. Does every single person on /fit/ also go on /pol/?

>>40807788
Why censor name?

>>40807788

I choose love too! I am going to treat my kids like more than ego boosters and tend to their physical and mental wellbeing so as to set solid foundations that will serve them for a lifetime. Much unlike how my abusive fat liberal monster of a mother treated me. Thank god an american armyfag caused me so much internal turmoil that I started working out just so I could exhaust myself and fall asleep.

>>40805577
It's possible to care about things that aren't you, even if they don't affect you directly.

It's springtime. Time for you snowflakes to melt, time to plant seeds that will sprout and Make America Great Again.

>>40807922

It's a race to the deathbed.

>>40807950

/pol/ is /fit/ is /lgbt/.

>>40804761
He's right though.
Lifting is a means to an end, there's no enjoyment to be derived from the activity itself.
It's a chore you subject yourself to for the after effect.

>>40794472
barf

>>40808295

What? Lifting kicks ass.

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Posting a few transformations
Thanks HAES

>>40808367
If you are entertained by waving mass around you might genuinely be boring.

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>>40796498
under 800k, kek

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>be male nurse (inb4 fag) in yurope (inb4 fag)
>obesity problem getting more serious the past 10 years
>women nurses too weak to move some patients
>"Anon, you're strong, help me move this patient."
>"Give me a hand anon,"
>had to purchase new equipment to be able to lift patients out of their beds (little fucking cranes)
>have to lift patients myself in emergencies, my fucking back reeeeeeeeeeee
>always wearing gloves, some patients are so fat that I can't get a grip and slip across their disgusting folds with my bare arms
>got a rash on my arm two times, had to take cortisone for it to go away
>wearing fucking cow doctor gloves now to move the fatties

>patients put on diet by hospital
>their relatives smuggle fucking candy and soda inside
>some even have the nerve to bring in McDonalds

>patients in constant denial
>'But don't you know they say that a little fat is good for you if you get sick.'
>fucking 50kg overweight

>>40797397
I believe that holocaust is a hoax, hitler did nothing wrong. But I beg of you keep /pol/ in /pol/. Hitler has no direct connection to fitness.

>>40805516
Tell us your meal plan for a day?

>>40794472
just imagine getting a knife and shaving all that yellow shit off the creature, leaving pure healthy pink skin underneath
>why is he in pain that looks so satisfying

>>40808387
lol, this left hand

>>40797481
>be 16
>skinnyfat
>start jogging at 5AM, doin keto
>retard mother never buys food for us that isn't cheese and cereal
>remember getting 20-30g protein and ~800cal daily max
>didn't do any exercise or moving aside from the jogging
it's possible buddy

>>40808593
oh shit...wtf?

>>40808483
Had a patient in coronary care in a state of massive fluid overload from their congestive cardiac failure + obesity. Family bought in KFC. The cardiologist (a normally composed and quiet man) had such a rage fit I thought he was going to have a stroke.

>>40804139
Yeah I've always been told that bad diet and lack of exercise caused insulin resistance. Somehow I doubt that so many people are randomly getting insulin resistance and that's what's making them overweight. Also seeing how that video came out 3 years ago and there's no information about what he's proposing.

>>40808483
>have to lift patients myself in emergencies, my fucking back reeeeeeeeeeee

Nigga no If there's an emergency and they're 200 lbs they're staying right where they are and all you have a duty to do is call someone and wait until help arrives or exit the building. Seriously. Don't fuck up your back for life. Most facilities lifting policies are along the lines of this too (at least in ameriland) because they won't compensate you when file for disability because you blew out your back lifting fatties.

I used to work in a nursing home and a few of the fattest kept drawers full of candy, one enormous lady with CHF on fluid restriction kept multiple liter bottles of mountain dew in her bedside table.

>>40808295
>there's no enjoyment to be derived from the activity itself


>He doesn't think deadlifts are fun.

>>40808295
>there's no enjoyment to be derived from the activity itself.
>It's a chore you subject yourself to for the after effect.
Im at work daydreaming about deadlifts right now... i can wait for the day to be over and get to the gym, what the fuck are you talking about

>>40808658
Me too, ill admit Squats are a bit of a chore for me, but im daydreaming about Deadlifts and Bench press

>>40808391

if lifting to you is simply waving mass around then you might genuinely have shit form

>>40808483
UK?

>>40808616

What's with americans and Mountain Dew? I tried it once and it sucked. One thing I hate about normies in general though is that they think they're competing with their doctors or the "rules" they have to follow instead of their own body. You can't fool your body or exploit rule gaps. It's subject to it's own internal mechanics, not rules lawyering or social attitude.

>>40808658

He'd probably respond with "you people are so dull that you find a chore entertaining" or "imagine how much fun you'd have if you opened a book or went out with friends or a girlfriend".
People don't know that fitness involves a lot of reading, tracking and planning.

>>40807952
Because people like you are going to take things too far

>>40808391
>these are the people giving you advice

>>40803709
where can I watch it?

>>40803709
Is there any coming back from this? It seems to me half of her body is already as good as dead.

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>>40805795
What the actual fuck?

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>>40808391
>oversimplifies the act of working out and improving ones physical self, then uses it as a basis to insult another person's character

You genuinely disgust me.

>>40808398
>TFW she was fuckable once.

Also, I bet her fat friends have some of the blame for this.

>>40808827
yep

>watching James's episode
>in the first shot doc is telling him to eat 400kcal three times a day
>in the next he's eating meat and potatoes from a dish so wide you could put a whole chicken on it, takes seconds and then wraps it up with 1/4th of a cake
holy shit

>>40794437
remember to ignore bucket crabs

>>40808404
why would anyone do that
she was a qt

>>40809583
There was no one around to fat shame her, so she thought it was ok to get fat

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>>40797101

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> Be nursing home cook
> Most of the fat residents are chill, don't cause problems
> Except this one woman, have posted about her before stealing more vulnerable residents desserts because her doctor has her on a diet.
> Has decided to stop wearing her dentures and insists on us giving her puree
> Basically baby food
> Knows that the puree has more fats in it because the residents who actually need it are mostly wheel chair bound and underweight
> This woman is in her sixties and perfectly able to eat normal food, she does it when ever her sister brings her food or there is a special occasion
> No one can call her out on her shit because of 'resident dignity'
> CNAs always come into the kitchen to bitch about her because it's the only place where she can't eavesdrop on them and get them in trouble
> Apparently she is starting to refuse to do anything on her own so calls them for everything

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>>40809619
>someone out there will assume a Kelly comic is on par with a serious tumblr delusion

>>40803242
BREHS

>>40809648
she about to have a lil 'accident'

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>>40803242
>People are supposed to have some sort of tummy. It gives organs room to move around inside the body

Please tell me this is satire

>>40808542
About 8 eggs a day anon

>>40805511
>tfw born with the natural APT cuz of we wuz genes
>still doesn't look that bad
>the woman still probably looks great from the front
Genetics is everything friends

>>40808295

This is top level not gonna make it. How many great piano players hate playing the piano? Ever heard an F1 driver talk about how much he hates racing?

>>40809565
Oh, so he's got congestive heart failure. Motherfucker is gonna be dead by 2018.
>our car is broken and we can't afford taxi
>so we're ordering out
Too intelligent to walk, I see

>>40809712

I don't know who that Kelly is, but I've seen tumblr unironically pump out some outlandish bullshit that'd count as satire if they weren't seriously and religiously believing and pushing that stuff.

>>40797362
Who the fuck compares Trump to Darth Vader? A fat, grumpy, old celebrity president to a badass sword fighting space wizard?

>>40805511

Women are born with a greater degree of APT, her posture is fine.

>>40798251
>>40799329
>>40799591

Nat. Socialism =/= socialism. Go to school.

>>40799500
>1,86 cm in height

M A N L E T

These threads complete me.

>>40804155
What is vocal fry and uptalk?

>>40802920
Actually motivational now
Props Anon

>>40803242
>pic with biggest blobs is also the one with least body fat
If she's going to get surgery to get her ideal body, don't post pics like that shit is natural. She obviously had a boob job, and if she's not being honest- who knows what else is just from surgery?

http://6abc.com/news/nail-salon-charges-overweight-customers-more-for-pedicures/1813341/

>>40810297
Vocal fry and uptalk are vocal patterns common among women. Vocal fry occurs when speaking in a low register that "fries" the vocal chords while uptalk occurs when a sentence ends with a specific tonal shift similar to the one that occurs when Americans ask questions.In America we associate them with the "valley girl" accent.

>>40804155 is right to a degree though
Disliking vocal fry and uptalk isn't specifically misogynistic, it's just ignorance of the acceptability of speaking patterns. Funnily enough, even though they epitomize "valley talk" and the "dumb blonde" stereotype, vocal fry and uptalk are more originally associated with upper class British men.

t. linguist

>>40809619
>the nose on that little guy bottom right

>>40809986
He works for the Onion.
The fact that we've reached the point where Poe's law applies to Kelly in regards to hamplanets is depressing.

>>40804798
I was doing the anorexia thing when I was 19- 20, I'm 27 now. I'm about 5'7 female. When i I started the anorexia thing I think I was around 150 lbs ish. The lowest I got was 124 lbs 33- 24- 35, 21 each thigh, and a size 1 in skinny jeans. I went from riding 20- 30 miles on my bicycle to needing to pull over for breath after only a mile. My hair was breaking, my body couldn't keep itself warm, my nails were growing in all rough and you could see spots of missing chunks. By the end I was actually trying to keep it to 200- 300 cal a day. I got really mad for letting myself have 400 or 500. But yeah, it's hard to ignore when your body starts to eat itself, I think I was too vain to continue after my looks started to show it. I'm still really mad 124 was my lowest, I wanted to be 115. I still refuse to weigh myself because I know I'll hate the number. I keep measurements to make sure in I'm staying fit. I've settled in at 34- 25- 36 , 22- 23 thigh measurements and usually eat like 1400- 2000 cal a day now and keep active

>>40794472
AGGGGGGH MAW LAYGHS

>>40806156

DESU

>>40808599
You will fuck yourself if you eat like that too long. I said the same thing to myself about protein when I did it years ago- the protein won't save you

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>>40805795

The fuck man?

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BRAAAAAAAAAAP

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I want to say thanks, /fit/.
I'm a poorfag college student who goes to my school gym, and school is over an hour away from me so when I want to gym I gotta leave at least an hour and a half early to fit in a workout and still make classes on time.
I haven't been to the gym in over a month. It might be two months now. Reading this thread has motivated me. I'm gonna fry an egg with some spinach and take off with enough time for an hour at the gym before classes.
Thanks, /fit/. FPH threads & /fit/ advice are how I lost 30 pounds in the first place, and you're pushing my ass back on task three years later.

>>40809524
Typical NHS and government too lazy to crack down on obestiy

>>40795031
I'm watching that episode right now. That part just happened. I laughed at first, but now I'm kind of mad. God she's a cunt!
"YA BUNCH A BASTARDS!!"

>>40794437
sour grapes are so fattening

>>40799500
The problem is that you trained in a shit tier martial art. Aikido is terrible. Go for something like boxing or muay thai. Ever taken a roundhouse kick to the body from someone who has trained before? That shit hurts.

>>40805795
>miscarried twice
top kek

>>40809648
That's a dream bulk right there. Fuck wiping your own ass, it's cardio, and cardio kills gains.

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>>40800430

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>>40809648
>>40809648
> Same fat resident
> Can't poop for whatever reason, so asks for prune juice.
> Give her half a cup
> This goes on for three days, with the morning cook giving her one as well
> On the fourth day, she asks for an extra, additional cup
> Okay it with nurse because I know this is going to end badly and I don't want it coming down on my head
> Nurse gives me the green light, so I do
> Don't see the woman the rest of the day or at supper
> CNA comes into the dinning room as we're cleaning up, needing to take the towels we have for larger spills.
> The prune juice finally hit, and all at once
> With how she described the mess, it sounds like the woman propelled all three hundred some pounds of herself from her bed to the bathroom with the nothing but the sheer force of prune powered diarrhea and left a clear trail, they had to move her blind roommate out of the room while they cleaned it
> This woman still asks for prune juice regularly rather then eating better and drinking more water or even just getting up and moving
> I know because I have to make a show of asking the nurse every time she asks and they're getting sick of it

>>40794472
wow, i actually puked.

>>40807788
That poor kids knees are already bowing inwards from her weight.

She's gonna get fucked for life if she keeps down that path.

>>40809619
Fucking love Kelly comics

>>40810693
I'm your height but your ultimate goal weight. I'm also recovering from an eating disorder, but I keep dipping back down to 110 or so.

Honestly I'm trying to up my cals but also my exercise. I went on a hiking trip recently and ate up to 2500 a day, I lost weight from how much I was doing a day though. Shit was great tbqh

>>40811466
good analogy Head-in-Sock Ed-boy

>>40796753
Not that anon but I think they were referencing the show.
That's the diet limit James was put on by dr. Now at some point in the show.

Even so some thin girls need to eat about that much to lose weight.

>>40794437
>if people care that you're fat, they're dicks
>but fuck this fit dude for being fit

>>40796753
Someone who is well over 30% as a man and 50% as a woman bodyfat can eat 800 calories plus a multi every fucking day and drop up to ten pounds a fucking week.
No, I'm not shitting you.

Their bodies are BEGGING to burn some of that fat and glucose and it will just devour all of the fat in it's over filled fatcells.

It's remarkable as fuck.

>>40808295
>there's no enjoyment to be derived from the activity itself.
ABSOLUTELY UNENLIGHTENED

>>40803674
Its compliant advanced japanese ju jutsu. It has its uses if you have mastered judo and harder styles of japanese ju jutsu. I think you actually NEED to be a master of those to be any good at Aikido.

It is absolutely a horrible martial art to start out with. I'd reccomend judo or wrestling/boxing to start out with.

>>40805381
It is middle right.... I don't think you've actually looked at a political chart and compared different ideologies.

>>40797328
I'm just as much of a fucking nerd as I was before I went to the gym, only now I'm listening to wrestling podcasts while lifting as opposed to listening to them while playing Euro Truck Simulator.

>>40807970
>It's a race to the deathbed.
eyooo

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>>40812677
>literally 1 dimensional understanding
not even surprised

>>40794568

Doug's Story is a good one he makes a shitload of progress made me shed a tear at some point desu

>>40808408

HOW DO FAT PEOPLE GET SO BIG?

i get upset anytime my stomach feels like it has extra baggage and immediately just go down to 1500 cals a day.

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>>40809712
No one's that stupid, are they?

>>40807788
Shit like this makes me fucking sick.

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>>40803709
Had Megabro uploaded it yet?

>>40808629
Tfw you cry at night bc you cant deadlift every day

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>>40805364
THE MEMES, JACK

>>40813256

This reminds me of the story about the broomstick and the other one about the obeast who still had her aborted fetus inside her.

>>40804139
I think the actual TED conference is pretty good. They're very selective about their speakers there. It's TEDx where anyone's free to spout whatever bullshit they want. TEDMED is clearly not much better.

>>40808485
>Hitler has no direct connection to fitness.
you'd be surprised

>>40795031
What show is this from?

>>40798329
>>40798423
that's a woman?

>>40797481
Not him, but I'm actually on a similar diet. Sedentary (due to injury) my TDEE is about 1250. I'm currently eating at 900 and keeping macros. I'm fat; I'm just not a big guy so the numbers run smaller for me.

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>>40810824
I'd fug her

>>40813921
>TDEE is 1250

What? If you're a male and not a midget, this can't be right

>>40813256
reminds me of the joke in my native language so it might not sound so good in english:

>how do you have sex with an obese woman?
You put her on a strong table, spread flour all over her, and under her, then you roll her like a rolling pin and stick it in where there's a wet spot

>>40808562
Bro, this IS its skin. There is no healthy skin underneath, only rotting adipose tissue.

All in all, the best way to help this poor creature would be by shooting it.

>>40805795
Who are we to blame this woman? Aren't we doing the same as her? We are all trying to achieve our dreams, like her. And she is much more rigorous about her goal than probably any of us. Our goals and her goals might be completely different, but what makes you think, that her goal is not ok?

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>>40798106
>That fucking wiggling and blinking is giving me autism

>>40805795
I've lost 7 kg already, but this shit is making me want to throw up the veggie stir fry I ate for dinner a couple hours ago.

Uhmmm.
I am 73kg heavy and have 26%bf.
I am also 1.70m tall.
Overweight I am. I accepted the reality and it's consequences, should I continue it.
So I started to read upon research after I was getting used to lifting weights and started to fast most of my restdays.
The reason for me is simple, yet very interesting:
The moment I ingest food, any snacks, I become ravenously hungry and can't seem to stop until the insulin high hits me.
Until then I can live just on water fine while fasting, i am just never hungry at all.
This is the only way i can stick to it.
Does being overweight change ghe way the body acts?

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>>40803242
This is not only wrong, but it is stupid too.
kys

>>40810940
After watching it, I am more sympathetic. Her family is super stressful. But she did well, I'm rooting for her now.

>>40805716
>a lot of doctors are fat for some fucking reason
My dad's a doctor, got fat, retired, and then got fit. It's a combination of long hours, high stress, and there always seeming to be some required training or seminar every week. Some of guys in my fraternity who did intramurals and were in great shape went on to med/pharm school and they all came out overweight and strung out as fuck.

>>40794437
Are there any other artists/comics that hate being healthy? I love these comics because I hate them so much

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>>40805795
>If Sid ever left that would suck... I'm pretty sure I could find another man. Like instantly.

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>>40804124
>literally the difference between natsoc and USSR-style intersoc is the group being pinned as the reason for the regime
>it's "aryan" german workers and peasants for 3rd Reich natsoc, just any workers and peasants for intsoc.
>both are about as left as it goes: the party owns everything, decides everything, no individuality allowed
>jews and soviets (same people) call natsoc "fascism" and "far right" to distance from and blot out the obvious similarity. The West agrees b\c otherwise people will get clue that WW2 wasn't a proxy conflict for world domination between US and UK
>stupid goyim fall for the "Hitler was far-right" meme

>tfw half of the people who are capable of being based and fixing something are marginalizing themselves with swastikas and sieg heils
>tfw the other half are too busy trying to distance themselves from the edgy subculture to actually do any work

>tfw you have to constantly explain how being based is not "fascism" and not disrespectful of "granpa fought in THE WAR!"

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>>40808295
yeah, nah

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>>40810824
this is an amazing picture

I hope she's still happy

>>40810824

I love that she lost the weight, but even more than that is the fact that she went from a motorized to hand powered wheelchair.

10/10 stuff right there.

>>40813921
Right, sedentary is the key word here. You're not expending as much energy.

>>40805795
>nu male feeder boyfriend enabling her delusion

Fucking liberals

I'm all for right-wing death squads and even I think we should keep unrelated political discussion out of here so as to not derail the thread. The only politics relevant to /fph/ are body politics and the fat related part of grievance culture.

>>40813928

You'd have no competition from me. I mean I respect her efforts and change of mentality, but she is not attractive.

>>40799500
you took the wrong martial arts class. you should have taken tai qon do it teaches about self discipline and not getting into fights ... remember something every fight both people have the potential to get injured and suffer permanent damage

there's a torrent out for 600lb life

>>40808295
A good pump + a hot shower feels as good as most sex. Probably better on average.

>>40815123
It's too bad about your sex life m8. If my average fug was only comparable to a good pump and a hot shower, I'd actually consider going gay just to see if it's better.

That being said, lifting while not enjoying it and only for the gainz is a huge misuse of limited reserves of willpower (attention, actually) and will lead to a painful crash in med-to-long term. That anon better go find some physical activity he's actually able to enjoy and get gainz from b4 he lifts himself into depression and body dysmorphia.

>>40807788
If she were just talking about pregnancy stretch marks, it'd be fine. A lot of milf's are supper self conscious about them.

But glorifying "glitter stripes" because you're a fatty is horrifying.

>>40815199
>It's too bad about your sex life m8.
Kek

>>40814801
The basal metabolic rate for you average man is over 2000 calories.

No matter how sedentary you are, you're not going to be below your basal metabolic rate. 1250 is too low, unless you're like 4'2" or something.

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>>40810812
>actually clicked for bigger resolution

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None of those posts are relevant in this thread. Get the fuck out.
I'm tired of seeing every FPH thread nowadays either 404, get archived too soon, or get derailed by a bunch of cunts like all of you.
Keep it relevant please.

>>40815475
(You)

>>40808562
>just imagine getting a knife and shaving all that yellow shit off the creature

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

>>40814386
>what is visceral fat
>what is subcutaneous panniculus

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>>40815020
>permanent damage

"Then we shall take the form of the most powerful local creatures."