She's coming to my school. What should I say to her?

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>>40793095
Willy Wonka did it first ya fat bitch.

>>40793095
lol call her fat

you'd think she'd have lost weight after all the years of """dancing"""

aka slamming herself on the floor

Ask her if she feels any guilt for all the families she's hurt by killing people with her message.

"The only way I can accept any of the lies you tell these people is if you beat me in a race."

ask her what her fasting blood sugar is and ask if that is a healthy number, she is diabetic or pre diabetic so this will probably trigger her

>>40793095
Don't say anything. Instead print off a bunch of VERY positive health advice and just leave it around the school.

Keep it REALLY positive and encouraging too. Shit about how everyone can exercise, the benefits of eating healthy, outplay her at her own game.

>>40793095
>a fellow 49er
>on /fit

lol, i'm thinking about going too. lets meet up in the SAC anon ;)

>>40793178
More like the sack, amirite?

Do people this fat have larger shits? Or is it that they eat such low-fiber concentrated calories that there's not much difference?

>>40793095
Nothing OP.

Work out just the way you are and if anyone gives you shit, respond "No Body Shame!".

Let them eat their own words, they might even like it.

I'm against body shaming too.

But I don't agree with the healthy at any weight message. Fat people are unhealthy. Saying otherwise just stops people from becoming healthier.

>>40793192
Ball sack of the state, where all the testosterone comes from senpai

>You wouldn't be trying to convince me you're attractive if you were actually happy with how your body looks like.
Alternatively
>You wouldn't be trying to convince me you're attractive if you were actually attractive
Always wanted to say that to one of them. But I don't make a habit of hanging with degenerates.

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>>40793192
really though it creeps me out to think there are /fit/izens on campus. i feel like everytime i'm in the gym someone is going to out me and say "LOL HEY BRA I SAW YOU IN THAT ONE THREAD"

>mfw

HOLY SHIT SHE IS PREGGERS

http://plussizebirth.com/whitney-way-thore-is-pregnant/

>>40793214
Oh no, I meant sack as in bed, implying you wanted to sleep with him.

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>>40793148
I vote this

>>40793095
Whitney Way Thore ... more like Withney Way WHORE!!!!

>>40793178
Shut uuuup, that's so cool.

Have you worked out in Belk yet or still pushing stone at the SAC?

>>40793192
Yeah, I think of ballsacks every time I say "the sac", I've just gotten used to it.

>>40793224
Don't worry, everytime I go, I'll just start a conversation "So one time I was on the four chans on a subreddit called FIT, who's with me amirite??"

>>40793227
somebody appreciated her bbw thiccness

dat shits gotta wiggle all night from one thrust ya hear me

>>40793319
>Shut uuuup, that's so cool.

are you unironically a white upper middle class grill

>>40793227
baby's gonna come out covered in grease.

>>40793361
right demographic, wrong race

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>>40793224

eat less bitch

>>40793387
Fuck, that's great. Thanks for the share.

>>40793095
ask to measure her BP and HR for reasearch

>>40793379
I come from an area with a lot of typical white valley girls so I assumed, but at least I got the rest correct. not even hating, but I could literally imagine you saying that out loud while typing it, kek

>>40793177
underrated

>>40793095
ask if she wants a dance rematch with gia and the trophy wives. goddamn that was such bullshit.

>>40793429
Yeaah, I do say that irl :^)

>>40793095
>My sister is a huge fan of yours. You're a tremendous inspiration to her.
>She tried to gain weight to match your size, and she died of a stroke. Why do you do what you do?

>>40793227

no they went over this on the show

she thought she was pregnant but it turns out that false positives are a symptom of pcos. how she has had that condition for years and not known is beyond me.

U r fat

>>40793281
More like Whitney Weighs More

Ask her for bulking tips

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>>40793227
>someone impregnated this.

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>>40793095
Bring one of these.

>>40793095
Don't ask her anything. Any energy wasted on her would be a net negative to your own life.

>>40793319
I'll be pushin rock at the SAC tomorrow, look for the the cute bearded athletic guy that looks depressed. Feel free to stare at my gains ;)

>>40793494
don't tell me you actually watch that show, if only to hate on it

>>40793498
who'd have thought

>>40793575
>someone is married to and impregnated Tess Munster

There are no surprises in the world anymore.

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>>40793676
>look for the the cute bearded athletic guy that looks depressed. Feel free to stare at my gains ;)

>>40793095
Say her blood sugar looks like a phone number.

>>40793148
this so much

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>>40793095
Am I the only that sees the A?
Was her shirt designer trolling her?

>>40793429

>if anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen, m'lady!

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>>40793148
Nigga if you choose anything out of this thread, it's gotta be this

>>40793348
nigga what lmao

>>40793148
Holy shit this.
I was gonna say point out how bad it will affect her health but this is perfect.
Do it faggot.

How do you wipe after going to the bathroom?
Are you out of breath walking up a flight of stairs?
Do you think our taxes/insurance should go up to pay for more bariactric equipment?
When did you give up?

>>40794496
>When did you give up?
Perfect.

Ask her what's heavier. The physical globular mess she has to carry, or the mental weight of all the lives her bullshit message has cost.

>>40793106
fpbp

>>40793148
Dude I'm pretty sure if you said something like this in a Canadian university you'd end up in jail lmfao. same goes with all these other posts tho. you guys crack me up

>>40794638
She is definitely killing people, of that there is no doubt in my mind. I guarantee you at least one person has heard her, thought "hey yeah, I can be fat AND healthy at 350 lbs on a 5'2" frame", decided to stop trying to lose weight, then been diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes, had their toes amputated, and died of a heart attack.

>>40793506
A lot of the symptoms of PCOS and obesity overlap in women.

Increases test
Body hair
thyroid issues
risk of diabetes
etc

>>40793106
This >>40793177.

>/fit/ suddenly hates thicc
what happened?

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>>40793575
props to dud who impregnated that
>It takes a lot of strength to penetrate through 100 layers of fat

>>40793095
Ask her if she can film every waking moment of her life for a week and prove she only eats minimal calories and actually exercises. Then ask her to see a doctor for a non-biased health assessment. Measure her weight once at the beginning of the week and once at the end, just to see if she has massive weight loss from having to eat a normal diet (meaning she was being a disgusting ham beast, as per the usual, beforehand).

>>40794797
Then tell her that you loved her performance in Charlotte's Web.

Tell her you want to eat her pussy say it with a straight face so she can be co fused on camera

>>40794797
Or just ask her how she's breaking the laws of thermodynamics.

>>40793095
Ask her to please visit the doctor and tell the people how healthy she actually is.

>>40793177
The only real advice up in here.

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>>40793148
FILM IT

>>40793095
What do you usually eat daily?

>>40793177
this
make sure you hand one to her personally

>>40795731
This

>>40793387
>Fry from Futurama

Fucking clever on the lucky guy post I died.

Ask what happened to Mia Amber Davis. (overweight actress, the black girl from Road Trip) She was a HAES advocate and she died at 36 from obesity related diseases.

>>40793177

Cover her car in these flyers, too

>>40793210
>I'm against body shaming too
What a fucking pussy

>>40793177
This is by far the best advice in this thread. Confronting her like an edgy teen would just bring everyone on her side, showing you're a mature and kind person is the winning choice

>>40793641
Severely underrated.

>>40793095
You wont say shit because ypu're a beta faggott.

>>40793177
This. This is fucking brilliant!

>>40793177
This and don't forget to put how easy it is to lose weight and become healthy with the right attitude

>>40794217
nah, not at all, no reason to

t. unironical homo

and even if I weren't, refer to >>40793676 for tips on how to m'lady with style

>>40793095
Ed Witten her

>>40794384
stop kinkshaming me, i like em thick and nasty son

Tell her you agree with everything she says and are against body shaming. Then take off your shirt, show her your muscular, fit body and say "I'm not ashamed to look like this."

>>40795795
>>40795795
Say something in the line of: " Im a huge fan of body positive people like you, Mia Amber Davis, etc" (add others who died)

>>40796996
>show her your muscular, fit body
>implying

>>40793177
This is brillant. And i cant see any good comeback from lardass to counter this.

(OP) But if she does, just keep the positive-goodBro vibe.
She will be dead inside after that

Ask her what she thinks about never being able to play active games with her children?

>>40793177
Kek

>>40796509
No my man,you can confront someone without being an edgy teen,by being respectful and calm.

If you talk with no hate towards here and she responds in the wrong manner she loses,people like to pretend that being loud and rude is cool but logic and respect is what people appreciate.

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>>40793148
This

>>40793095
>Whitney weight whore

>>40793575

I'm just staring at those legs trying to imagine how many leopards you'd have to kill to cover then.

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>>40793177
This is the right approach

>>40793095

ask her about the popular fat activist who just died at 34

>>40797666
>fat activist who just died at 34
satire

>>40793095
The only reason she gets away with this bs is her face isn't fat. If she starts growing a couple more chins and some forehead chub this ride will come to a screeching halt.

>>40793095
Tell her she wouldn't get so winded from her dance class if she dropped a few pounds.

>>40793575
I would. Multiple times.

>>40793095
>On January 24, 2017 after the season 4 premiere of 'My Big Fat Fabulous Life,' it was revealed that she was pregnant with her first child. On the third episode, of Season 4, it was revealed she wasn't pregnant, but she did have cysts.

LOL what the fuck?

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Ask her when she expects her show to become regular episodes of My 600lb Life.

>>40793223
t h i s

>>40793193
Low fiber= diarrhea shuts. My mom was a fat bitch her whole life and by the time she had me (at 42) she had to take this Phillips milk of magnesia shit just so she could get ANYTHING through her system. She never had solid regular shits, always a torrent of watery diarrhea ( knew because as a small kid she's take me into bathrooms with her). Fucking smelled uniquely awful. I had no idea how abnormal it was as a kid.
But yeah, fat ppl do still shit, they can shit more, but because of shitty diet devoid of fiber and veg their shit tends to become impacted in their colons and they tend to have a diarrhea quality

>>40797470
>/fit/izen
>not sperging out while talking in public
Man I wish I could live in your world

>>40793095
Offer her a bargain bucket for nudes!

I wonder does she shave/wax flaps

Tell her that we should be shamed if we are over or under weight, because you will die faster.

>>40793506
I've been diagnosed with pcos for 11 years now and didn't know that it have false positives. Then again, I've never had a positive pregnancy test. My doctor basically told me the medical community knows little about what is happening with pcos pics in general
>>40794673
It's not all caused by fat though, I've maintained a 24- 25 inch waist for years now and still struggle with acne, missed periods, etc. Symptoms aren't as bad as a fat chick, but don't assume getting fit magically cures pcos- it doesnt

Her and Tess Monster got pregnant... how?

I thought nature's defense to obesity is make them infertile. How the fuck are they gonna bring a child to term without killing it

>>40798008
Please be in london

>>40798008
>It's not all caused by fat though

He didn't say it was

>don't assume getting fit magically cures pcos

He didn't

>>40796969
>unironical

>>40797958

>I wonder does she shave/wax flaps

I'm sure SHE doesn't do shit, but there's probably some middle-aged Vietnamese woman somewhere that wants to kill herself every couple weeks

>>40794638
Say your uncle or some family member died of obesity related illnesses and how being fat negatively effected his life and he wasn't able to do very much

Say it's like she's endorcing smoking in some 50s classroom

Get as many people as you can to stage a "work in". Just stay in the back doing aerobic exercises as quietly as you can during her entire event.

>>40793224
Ask people if they're feelin' fit and you will find him

>>40793095
If you don't do something, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

>>40797593
>kek

someone photo shop this into the flyer. Make it good. Print out a bunch and put them everywhere

>>40794217
im fucking cracking up fuck you lmao

>>40793148
/thread

>>40793148

Do it OP

>>40793095

challenge her to any physical activity

>>40793095
I want to know if she's really happy, or if when no one's watching she has cracks in her ability to rationalize her mental illness and breaks down in tears.

>bring a harpoon
>literally harpoon her
>flex a 'cep

>>40793148
Please OP, don't pussy out and say this.

>>40793177
some fucking mental judo over here i like it

>>40793095
To stop

>>40793177
Dis

>>40794755
People like a thick milkshake too but if it's too thick it isn't enjoyable. Sort of like women.

>>40797520
is that the skeleton of myron ganes

>>40797149
>implying she won't eat her babies

>>40797912
thanks for ruining the rest of my week you oversharing faggot

>>40798294
yeah, as in, i came here as one, i was not shaped by the rampant faggotry that /fit/ deep down is.

>>40793177
This this this
Do not come off like an edgy asshole.

Ask what it's like having tourists pay to swim with you.

>>40793148
This is so fucking savage i need to see this.

>>40793095
Ask to fuck her, get pics

It'll be disgusting but can you imagine the meme potential?

>>40795731
rip

>>40793148
This one right here