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>>40790354
Gonna jerk off to this.


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Does anyone have the taliban version of this?

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Did you beat?

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>>40790354
>Finally bought a sleeveless shirt to wear
>Arm day today
>After gym wear my shirt while pump is still going strong
>Ask to hang out with a group of girls I don't know almost immediatly.
>Tons of impressed stares while walking
>Tons of compliments, mostly by guys. about 4 or so girls
>And to top it off. super hot girl that I somewhat know said geez anon your arms are like cannons.

Guys I'm this close to being the guy that always wears a sleeveless tee.

>>40792127
Don't be that guy

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>>40792127
That guy is a faggot. Don't be him

>>40792225
To late, I've already ripped off my sleeves on all of my shirts and cut out an oval to show my abs.

I'm mostly just fucking around, I'm to shy to show off like that. but I'll admit, was a very nice coincidence booster.

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Thank you zyzz bird

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thank you zyzz bird

Incest is against god!

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>today at gym
>qt and I make eye contact a couple times
>she smiles at me
>take this as full welcome to say hi
>talk for a minute or two
>"So I've never seen you here, are you on spring break?"
>"oh no I go to (insert high school name), I'm a senior"
>"oh so 18?"
>"welll...soon (giggles)
>"oh uh...well I'm gonna get back to it now nice meeting you"
why in the holy mother of fuck do all girls look mid 20's now? It is literally entrapment

lel

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THANK YOU ZYZZ BIRD OF HAPPINESS

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>>40790354
>cousin
>15
I don't know wich is worse op

Mired for the first time yesterday by non-family
>be me
>5'10 grand duke of manlets
>always been thin and fit, finally eating well and gaining some mass
>during uni breaks I don't have barbell access, so I've lost a lot of progress
>I look good so idgaf
>doing my OHP at the super nice uni gym they just built
>pajeet at the rack next to me is benching
>gives me a weird look and looks away quickly when I see him
>wonder if I'm making weird noises while I lift
>he's taller and has much broader shoulders and a bigger chest
>keeps stealing strange looks at me
>as I go for my next set I see how much he's benching
>mfw I OHP his bench weight

Also, earlier that day
>lunch with my friend
>he's a fag and I've shot him down before
>we good, but I still see him check me out sometimes
>haven't seen him in a while, started dressing better and getting noticeably bigger since then
>go to tie up my hair and his eyes bulge all the way out
>his spaghetti spills everywhere
>"A-are you trying to flex all of th-those right now?"

Feels good senpai

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OP stop thinking about fucking your cousin.

Only sadness awaits you at the end of that road.

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Had two korean qts mirin and feeling my arms a few weeks ago. Felt pretty good.

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>>40792879
iktf brah

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THANK YOU ZYZZ GOD

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>>40793314
Why do you hang out with a gay friend that likes you?

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>joined new gym in new city two weeks ago
>am powerlifter, so found powerlifting gym
>its full of bros
>train around the same times each week
>always coincides with big friendly powerlifters training
>spinning yarns, talking about bench
>he mentions my shoulders are wide so my grip probably doesn't feel as wide as it is

Feels alright.

>>40793736
I go to a prestigious university in Cucknada, so I'm surrounded by rabid lefty SJWs trying to make the anthem gender neutral and invent new pronouns. He's a reasonable dude who likes to debate, and he's one of the few people I know who got a decent degree (genetics) so we can talk science.

He's hooked me up with his hot friends before too. Overall 8/10 really good friend.

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>mfw

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> walking into my uni's campus gym
> 3 qt3.14's and 1 guy working the front desk to swipe student ID's
> as I hand him my ID he looks down at my shoes and says "sperries, huh" and taps me on the shoulder
> don't know how he wanted me to respond and just said "yup"
> as I was walking away one of the qt3.14 employees said to the guy "Why would you mess with a guy with arms that big! You're gonna get in trouble someday".

I sperged out but was still mired. And I still don't know what that guy meant, people wear sperries there to use the pool and spa all the time, shouldnt of been weird to wear boat shoes.

>>40793954
>wearing sperrys the gym
>wearing sperrys ever
They better be old and used af or people -like that manlet- will think you're an insecure poser.

>>40793997
Yeah ive had them for about two years and theyre comfy. I bring a pair of sneakers with me to change in to. But people wear sperries often so me wearing them shouldnt of warranted that dudes attention.

>>40794013
He was probably feeling jelly. People will put others down in front of their colleagues in an effort to boost their social standing.
>He talked down to that guy right to his face. He must be very confident.
When in fact, the exact opposite is true.

>>40792879
>not plowing that fresh 17 year old puss
Kys my dude

>>40794314
And 16 is legal almost everywhere! Guy is def a fag

>>40793314
>go to tie up my hair
you wot

>THANK YOU
what happened.

>>40793954
What kind of gym needs four receptionists on deck? Is it that huge?

>>40790397
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>go in m8's room
>they are omegle'ing
>I join in
>we have 7 people living there constantly changing who is in front of the camera others going out for smoke, food and cards etc
>one moment comes im alone
>cue in the 3 drunken, probably underage russian qts
>they dont insta swipe
>one is extra qt
>they speak broken english
>oh well, so do I
>extra qt is named alicia
>"you nice" she tells me
>other people in the room notice I am talking to 3 girls excitingly
>they gather behind me
>alicia says "all people"
>I try to shoo them away
>they don't
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

It was nice getting a compliment on my face for the first time

>>40792497
Could you edit the picture so Zyzz is Jesus?

I don't know if this counts
>uni gym so everybody is pretty dyel
>build up to a nice triple with 4,5plates on deads
>everyone literally freezes and watches my set

It's pretty annoying desu.

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>>40793314
>lunch with my friend
>he's a fag and I've shot him down before
>go to tie up my hair

>>40793954
>wearing sperries to the gym
FRAT

>>40793954
Not american
What is sperries and why do people care what you wear to the gym?

Uni gym sounds gay AF, if I wanted to be judged on what Im wearing Id go to a gaybar

>>40796568
frat shoes
also
>implying you dont go to a gay bar

>>40793314
>>go to tie up my hair and his eyes bulge all the way out

You gave him a blowjob?

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>>40793290
>falling for the pasta
Lurk more

>back in high school
>friend accidentally spills water on my shirt
>only doing body weight stuff so I'm at t rex mode
>go to bathroom, take shirt off to wring it out and dry it under hand dryer
>friends take picture, put it on snap chat stories
>get looks from girls the rest of the semester
>ex gf's best friend keeps touching my chest and abs
>still a skinnyfagtho.png

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A couple of years ago when I was still in high school I got the rig out at the school swimming carnival. Some teachers complimented me on my gains and a young azn girl tried to sneak a photo of me thinking I didn't notice.

>was the yugest student
>ruined it by being an edgy philosphy meme
>tfw still 5.7"

>>40790354

>be me, former skelly, now /fit/
>bumped into my high school crush on the street
>i swear she was a 9/10 back in the day
>still THINN af now but also aged like milk
>"Oh my God. Anon, is that you?! W-wow. You look great. Almost didn't recognize you."
>the look on her face
>say "Thanks. Sorry, I gotta go. See you around, okay?" and went on my way.
>never even looked backed

Did I finally make it?

>>40797747
is this autism?

>>40797747
Yep you've hit your final form of autist, congrats

>>40797747
>not taking her out then dumping her in a spectacular fashion

JUST

>visiting my mum
>not seen her in a while
>"whoh what did this handsome young man do with my son"
thanks mum

>>40794314
Im 24, in my experience they're just clingy and generally have nothing of interest to say
>>40794764
16 is legal where I am as well but see what I said above

>>40796415
Was is sumo? if yes they were probably laughing at you

>>40796415
uni gyms are the biggest ego boost, I loved it. Graduated last spring but
>leg day
>couple of dyel fucking around in squat rack
>wait til they are done
>warm up sets on lmao2pl8
>bunch of people staring
>this isn't even my final form
>working sets of 350
>at this point everyone staring

>>40793954
F R A T
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A
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what did you rush?

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>>40796415
you were naked

>>40793314
>grand duke of manlets

I kekked

>>40796587
>Implying to imply what Im implying
I meant it literally

If I need fashion critique I will go to a gaybar
If I want to lift in what others consider weird edgy comfy or basically whatever clothing I go to the gym

Non of my gymwear is newer then 5 years old

I used to be fat so it kind of fits still

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>>40796957
Haha, I wrote that awkwardly. No, at the time we were standing in the cafeteria and I was getting ready to leave, so I tied my hair back. It's a glorious mane but it gets in the way when I'm putting on my scarf/jacket.

>Overhear sister in her room talking to friends
>All talking about their crushes
>Start talking about me
>Sister says its so unfair that her brother is the hottest guy in school
>tfw shes talking about our older brother ;(

>>40798647
>They're clingy and have nothing of interest to say
>Thinking this is a bad thing

It means she's a virgin that hasn't imprinted on another guy yet and is yours to raise and train.

Lmao at you fucking up so badly.

>>40797747
You did it my dude, you did it. Grats.
Nothing better than when hard work pays off and you shit on those who shat on you before.
Kek to the thoughts that crossed her mind right when you cooled her off.

>>40796415
>4,5 people staring
my gym has people pulling 6plates up and even one guy close to 7.
we have a couple people who qualified to go nationals
>canada strong

>>40800502

Yeah, that's what I mean, 4,5 ain't nothing special even for reps. In my hometown I actually went to the same gym as Zahir Khudayarov, that motherfucker is strong af.