In the eyes of normies, what is "fit"?

Saying you workout and not being a fat fuck.

>>40782433
Wearing fitness brands and not being obese

Larger than DYEL biceps.

>>40782433
Abs for men
Being skinny for women

>>40782433
Doing an two hours of sports (jogging, yoga) and not eating like a pig

For guys its at least beach bod with a bit of vasculature.

For women they simply need to be slim from starvation and get a fake tan. 99% of women that claim they are fit are just that.

>>40782433
I'm a DYEL duke of manlets, and I still get a bunch of compliments on my body.

Most normies have low standards in regards to fitness. It's only people who are actually a part of the community or who lift themselves that have higher standards.

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>michigan state

>>40782433
Biceps, Abs, Chest, Shoulders.

Sometimes Back.

for men it's abs, larger than average arms (>12"?), and benching at least 1pl8 for reps (they don't do legs). women it's just whatever you get from doing starvation meme diet x F before summer comes around before getting fat again in september.

>>40782433
if you can easily lift your woman you're fit in her eyes.

>>40782433
goddamn. how do you get a /fit/ qt gf?

>>40782433

For men it's being a curlbro and having DYEL bicepts, for women it's being able to pull off le "T-shirt to my knees so it looks like I'm not wearing pants" meme.

>>40782622
>michigan

>>40782622
Is it a state with a lot of whores anon?

>>40782433
HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>40782433
>not wanked for 4 days
this picture is doing things to me

>>40782622
Loose women + two particle accelerators

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>>40783259
>he thinks particle accelerators are rare

>>40782433
For men:
>Larger than average arms
>Large chest
>Built shoulders
>Abs
>V taper

First two are the more important.

For women:
>Flat stomach
>Round, bouncy ass
>Large, muscled legs
>Round tits
>Arms that have definition buy aren't fat

>>40782433
The only board on 4chan that gets laid

>>40783468
what the fuck are you talking about?

I would go back in time to smash that sl00t on the right tbqh

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>>40783259
I'm a State alum and I will use this description from now on. Thanks anon

Having that one solid vein that runs down the front of your bicep

>>40782433
I'm 6', 140 pounds and I asked for a morning off at work once to run a charity 5K, so everyone I work with thinks I'm an "athlete"

>>40784302
if i had to pick one i dont think id be able to make the decision

>>40782528
lmao he has janoy level symmetry

>>40784453
both, the right sitting on my face and the left on my cawk

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>>40782673
>do general PPL routine focused on deadlift, squat, bench, OHP and row variations
>really train back well
>not huge but feel pretty balanced overall
>do this for a couple years
>hook up with girl
>get called a "pack horse monster"
>says she can't stand dudes with no back or legs anymore

I think I caught one.

>>40782528

I used to think he was huge when I was younger desu

Not being fat with a little bit of definition. They do not take physical activity in to account desu

>>40782433
Ottermode

>>40782528

and yet he still looks better than 90% of guys out there

>>40782433
fugg that girl on the left is so cute

>>40785329

girl on the right doe

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>>40782446
>having to say you workout
>not just have people be able to tell you workout

stay dyel

>>40785349
not my type.
weird face
don't like her clothes

>>40785355
>Misses point completely

>>40782657
I bench 110kg for reps and my arms are only 12". Curl 40kg on the ez bar for 10 reps too.

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>>40782433
Is that Dani Daniels on the left?

Visible abs

>>40785526
dani daniels wears way more makeup

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>>40785526
u blind m8?

>>40785470
I call bullshit.

>>40785355
you're not getting the thread

>>40782528
He looks like that manlet with the weird bitch tits in that one Connor webm.

>>40782433
That girl on the right has a beer belly lol.

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>>40782433
This is literally enough.
Source: I looked like this last summer, but with slightly better lats and get called muscular and adonis often by non-lifting people

or they make fun of me. That is probably more realistic

Ottermode

>>40783468
I'm pretty sure /tg/ is the one because its filled with married dudes in their 30s

>>40782511
fpbp

>>40782528
haha why did he just not work out his shoulders wtf

>>40786389
This. You don't need huge muscles to be fit. Most athlets (soccer players, basketball...) are not huge. Big muscles are just for autists to show off. Most girls don't even like it if guys are really huge

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>>40782622

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this pic of a anon from a 1/2/3/4 thread, he said he looked like shit and other people said he had body dismorphia.

to girls/normies hes very muscular and if he cut his bf% down a little people would think hes shredded/jacked/hot af

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>>40782433

>>40782433
never workout for chiks

>>40788123

if he cuts till abs then yea

2 pl8 bench
4 pl8 squat
6 pl8 deadlift

Oh, and I miss Michigan State. Unfortunately, I wasn't the right "fit". Still had sex though, just not with any girls from MSU.

>>40788669
is this the natty limit?

>>40782458
It scares me that I'm forced to agree with you.

>>40789023
you know that you only count one side?

>>40789098
no

>>40782622
Michigan females are pretty easy sleazy

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>>40782433

Out and about, "fit" is just about having the right shape in clothing. For men, this would be broad shoulders, decent neck, chest wider than midsection and hips, and hips wider than midsection.

Women is just don't be fat, wear a push-up bra, and have a tight butt.

Feats of fitness that amaze normies:

>More than 10 pull-ups.
>The 1/2/3/4 plate standard

Alternatively, normies will be impressed by:

>Handstand push-ups
>one arm push-ups
>YouTube tricks on a pull-up bar

It is worth noting that most people aren't impressed by marathon runners. They either assume the runner is crazy or assume they themselves could do the marathon if they trained for it.

>>40782433
>In the eyes of normies, what is "fit"?
Skin-tight clothing

>>40789143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01Kz6Rw99Kk

the pic in the OP is the reason i stopped using this website man. too many kids who don't know what life is like out there.

those two girls are IRL near 10's. they are rare. they are not everywhere like in the movies, or in another city/country/college.

and they want you to just be fit. that means not fat. not skinny. healthy. they do want height, and hair sometimes. but they don't usually care about six pack muscles, or 10 inch dicks. they just want pizza, sex and a lot of conversation time.

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normies usually tell me that im pretty big

>>40782528
Still one of the best scenes in a superhero movie, and unlike Evans in Captain America they didn't need to use CG for the before image.

/fit/ is so full of haters.

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>>40789279
>those two girls are IRL near 10's
>implying the girl on the right is a near 10
>implying i'm going to even read further after such nonsense

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>>40789279
The chick on the left is like a 9. The chick on the right is like a 6.

Go outside more

>>40789638
chick on the left is a 7-8 chick on the right is a 6-7 maybe. 8-10s are rare. Think about all of the women in the world. There are some marvelous specimens out there.

>>40782433
god, what I would do to be the one on the rights foot slave / pay pig. she can even fuck other dudes and have a whole life Idc, as long as I get the chance to worship her and give her all my money

>>40789924
Stop being a faggot.

>>40782433
>tfw you will never ever fuck a girl as hot as that girl on the right
>tfw that girl wouldn't even acknowledge your existence

>>40785329
>>40785360
Patrician taste my friend

>>40785349
This thirsty fuck is overlooking her facial features and her gut just because she has her fat tits out.
Disgusting desu
Left would have better, perkier titties and easily same or similar size.


Left is the only option.

>>40790042

>>> tfw I'm transferring to the same school as her next fall

I'm gonna fuck her just watch

>>40789929
pathetic

just kys now

>>40790042
I've fucked better than the right..
Now the chick on the left though I'd kill an entire orphanage and sell my soul to Satan to impregnate and have children with her.

>>40782433
meet all the following requirements:
1. don't be fat
2. don't be skeleton

>>40782528
i would love to look like that, most guys are either just too chunky to show off their muscle or are just plain skinny like me

>>40788669
yoga and veganism aren't super powers

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>>40786389
I was about the same last year, i remember one of those annoying as fuck charity muggers ran after me down the street shouting HEY MR MUSCLY YOU LOOK MUSCLY

>>40788669
is that a bullet wound?

For girls, they usually think you are fucking ripped if you have abs, even if you are a skinny fuck. For guys, just have a nice chest, with above average arms, they won't stop talking about how huge you are.

>>40782433
>ywn wreck the girl on the left all night long

end it all

>>40782622
Hey I'm going there next year (18 rn)

>>40790058
am I the only one that prefers the girl on the right? she looks pretty fun imo. and I think a little bit of a belly is nice uhhhhh...

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I'm 6'5 and buff as fuck.

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>>40785564
can somebody give me a quick rundown on this guy?

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1pl8 bench and 12% fat and you're shredded goy

>>40790360
I have a fuckbuddy that looks just like left.
Better ass too.
And the best of all? I didn't even have to try.

>>40790459
cool

>>40782433
this is now a left vs. right thread, post arguments for either

left
>looks more fit
>prettier eyes
>sharper features

right
>teddies
>rounder/more feminine jaw

place bets now

>>40790560
The last time I posted that photo, there seemed to be massive support for right while team left were a minority. It's interesting to see how things have changed and that we're split down the middle at this point.

Left
>nice normie style - oversized sweater, short jean shorts over stockings
>cool disposition
>has some dumb hippy braid in her hair

Right
>lovely smile
>most likely borrowed Chad's flannel

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>>40785470
>Be 2055
>Be 22yo, 5'7" 180lbs
>Lost both arms in hoverbike accident 2 years ago
>Get fit with prosthetics
>Ineveraskedforthis.jpg2.0
>Go lifting again
>Brag to Nonaugs on North Dakotan drug smugling forum about how you're insanely strong despite having small arms.

>>40782528
>small shoulders
>literally no back

This is the 100 push ups and sit ups a day physique

>>40787389
Can confirm. It's all about moderation and looking proportional.

>>40789324
>invisible watermelons

>>40790360
>>ywn wreck the girl on the left all night long

You underestimate how much random sex goes down in East Lansing.

Sparty likes to Party.

Just provide a fun venue and a somewhat sanitary bed to fuck on,

>>40785355
>being this stupid

>>40788123
Basically my body right now. If I had abs, girls would go crazy.
My skeletor friend weighs much less than me and has the smallest semblance of abs and girls think its attractive.

>>40782433
"Attractive"

There is no disputing this. You can have the strongest lifts, nicest body, big thick cock but if you dress like a memester or you've been smacked by the ugly stick, "fit" don't mean shit.

>>40791010
I been told I handsome by old grannies that weren't mine in person, kids love me and a few chicks have called me cute online. But both my online and real time dating prospects are next to none. Big dick, handsome face, 0 results

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>>40790931
this is true from what i experienced as well, i used to be 16-19%bf in highschool, with love handles/chubby face/sorta defined arms. i got 0 pussy and my friends would call me fat even though i was lifting more than any of them.

now im a lean-ish 12% and combine that with not being autism i get way more positive attention with normies/girls saying im jacked/huge even tho muscle wise im still sorta the same as i was in highschool.

i do sheiko too (1000 total) so u can be strong and aesthetic

(pic sorta looks like what i look, but not as lanky/smaller shoulders/bigger waist)

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>>40790278
looks like a Citroen logo

>>40791100
They smell your autism

>>40790713
Left
>daisy dukes + semi transparatent tights
Right
>basic bitch nike yoga pants
Advantage left.

>>40790456

hey thats me

>>40791654
I wanna slap that kids face for some reason

>>40788669
just watched the first episode it's almost unwatchable with all the jump cuts and nearly 80s like action scenes

is it worth it /fit/?

>>40790058

I have to respectfully disagree there anon, although I find the competition between the two to be closer than this thread dictates.

Left has a face that indicates some sexual reticence or "bitchiness", while right has a blowjob mouth and eyes that will gleefully steal your last drop of gains as you finally throw on the towel.

My pick is right

>>40785470
M8 you're either bullshitting or you have the worst arm genetics on earf. I curl just as much and bench a little under and have 15s at 6'5.

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>>40782433
not even shitposting, vynzbrah probably is around where normies would start considering someone to be fit
in my own eyes it's more along the lines of someone like Pete Rubish or Craig Golias

>>40782433

> Man: be tall and not fat, don't get out of breath walking up the stairs

> Woman: have a bmi at the low end of "healthy", have good fat distribution, don't get out of breath walking up the stairs

Normal people who don't work out are garbage. They literally can't walk up the stairs, they think doing yoga is hard.

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>>40792111
>tall
so is pic related not fit?

>>40791822
dubs of truth. Also, right, has that little high test chub

Theyre both probably cunty as fuck but i wanna cuddle with both of them.

>>40792164
thats not otter, thats DYEL

>>40791654
I thought it was a girl from the thumbnail but I was wrong

>>40785564
Apparently I'm very blind. Post more to further illustrate my blindness.

>>40789220
spot on. lots of lesbians at UM, when I was leaving it felt like more and more of the younger girls were lesbian or vaguely bisexual. that's the norm for cucked affluent American culture in general tho. sheer numbers, roughly 30k undergrads, means there are still more than plenty of available chicks regardless.

>>40785470
i can 5 rep 110kg and can do 6 reps of 50kg on preacher and have 16.75 - 17" arms

i think youre lying

Someone told me told me I had "no fat" today even though im probably around 20% bulk mode

Forearms/bicep vein and a thick neck

>>40790042
Well sure as fuck not when you say shit like that you won't nah.

>>40782433
The only reason right can compete is dem teddehs. But right has cuter face and better body overall. Left is probably more bitchy but right is probably more slutty.

Left is superior.

>>40782433
Doing a few curls every now and then, if you have visible abs you're insanely muscular

>>40792663
Fug left has cuter face.

>>40782433
Fit as in not out of shape/physically capable and look decent?

12-15% bodyfat if ottermode
Can go up to 20% if bearmode
Not skinny, not overly fat
Can jog or run for at least 20 minutes
Can walk for an hour or 3 miles
Can do more then 20 pushups
Can do a good number of squats
At least 5-10 pullups or chinups

Can bench 200+
Can squat about 3 plate
Can overhead 135
Can curl well over 100lbs

Can participate in any casual sport for the entire duration of the match/game
Performs some kind of active hobby or spends a lot of time outdoors

Anything beyond that is well into athletic and WOW YOURE STRONG FAST HIGH ENDURANCE CAN DO COOL CALISTHENICS/CIRCUS TYPE SHIT ETC and you'll be THAT GUY.

>>40788123
How is he at 1/2/3/4????? Dont get me wrong, he looks good. But not nearly as big as I would expect

>>40792764
>tfw asthmatic as fuck and lungs always start to tighten after a minute or two of jogging
do exercise bikes count, senpai? i bike 15 miles 3-5x a week

>>40792173
remember, we're talking about inside the female mind

A short, shredded guy still looks weak and pathetic to them

>>40782433
the problem is, why do you give a fuck about normies?

that girls in that pic arent normies. you arent looking at the uggos to fuck and neither are the girls in that pic

>>40788123
>>40792777
im past 1/2/3/4 and thats about what i look like

>>40792777
Strength =/= looking good little buddy.
You have to put in work to change how your body looks.

>>40792796
Dude, if everything else is in order you'll be seen as fit BUT you have asthma. So you'll be fit inspite of having bad lungs or whatever.
Which is cool and brave and all of that shit.

>>40786389
Holy shit, the last time I saw this picture was when I started lifting. I remember thinking 'god, I wish I could look that good' but now I'm not too far off.

A lot of you seem to be forgetting the point of this thread.

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THIS

>>40782668
stay in your room and dont go out.

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The girl on the right is the clear winner btw

>>40793000
That's not fit anymore. That's model/oddity tier.
Some nearly completely unattainable thing that people strive towards, not something that they see just walking around.

It will definitely turn heads when you're walking around any town anywhere however.

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>>40782433
them titties is milky

>>40790726
show us your augments friendo

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Can't believe I used to prefer the girl on the left.

>>40786303
No fuckin way. Tobey looked way better than that guy.

>>40793079
As in, the OP. Fuck.

>>40789324
man you look similar to me, but more pale. not bad keep up the progress m8 & try better lighting

>>40793018
Creepy

you faggots need to post more pics of sloots in op

my dick gets extremely hard at these "natty" pics ie not planned photoshots

>>40788123
Literally me, and I think me and him both look like nothing special. Although I don't have 3 pl8 squat.

>>40782433
Girl on the right is much better.

>>40793396
Dude, she's hot as fuck.
Unless she's a fucking ghost or has centipeeds in her snatch I can overlook how creepy she acts

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>>40784347
Me too, but I will not.

> respect the FRIB

>>40790560
left for gf
right for ONS

>>40789279
> they just want pizza,

PIZZA PIZZA CHAD CHAD GYMCELSL PIZZZA PIZZZZZAAAA BAAAZZZINNGGAAAAAAA ALOOOONNDDOOOONNNNN

>>40793018
>>40793079
IG?

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How do I meet girls that might become my girlfriends or at least fuck buddies if I don't have a social circle, so no friends?

>>40794109
This looks like a girl who was in a couple classes of mine during freshman year. Killer tits but she was hugely autistic and her eyes would chase what looked like imaginary flies around the room.

>>40794109
meet girls and flirt with them but dont be a fucking autistic spaz

>>40794109
>>40794138

>how do i meet girls?
>meet girls and flirt with them

>>40794138
>>40794159
On the street? Isn't that an instant turn down? Going to a bar alone isn't that good either, I think.

>>40794159
leave your house

>>40794109
get some friends you loser jesus christ. How do all these friendless people exist on here?

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>>40794159

>>40794251
>I don't know how to bind bonds or even interact with people.
>Just make friends!

>>40794243
i'm not that guy and i have no problem meeting girls. your advice was just shit. deal with it.

>>40790787
This. If you're a tall skelly 2 or 3 months of lifting and eating 3-4,000 calories a day will have you looking better than 99% of guys outside of the gym. If you're like most of /fit/ and only leave the house to work out, you're not going to notice.

>>40783252
In the same boat. Please send help

>>40794282
Delusional but you're also under the impression that 4/10 girls in the US are obese, right?

>>40794298

I said outside of the gym but I'm basing it off my own experience. The vast majority of people in this country don't work out at all so you've just defaulted to "at least slightly better".

Also, this assumes you're tall and otherwise good looking.

I think obese is way lower than 4/10. There's

>>40792777
you serious? thats def at least 1/2/3/4 1rm. def has at least the 1/2 down maybe even for reps

>>40794266
lol ok bro

>>40786389
>dat 10/10 office slut behind the fence
>ywn choke her behind the dumpsters while she spills spaghetti cumming over and over

>>40791654
THIS IS WHAT WOMEN WANT (to look like).

>>40794282
>If you're like most of /fit/ and only leave the house to work out

kekd because this is true besides work and class.

>>40794298
That might be a valid statistic, however, there are places and clubs near my beach that only 6-10/10s go and that is where Chad dwells.

>>40791010
>big cock
>ugly

You have a lot to learn

>>40794262
>I'm socially retarded
>How do I get a girlfriend

You don't because you're socially retarded. Make some friends you dumb fuck and learn how to:
1. Talk to other humans
2. Become socially aware

It's like you think you'll get a gf automatically if you get fit.

>>40794596
Where and how do I talk to other humans? I literally don't know. I can hold conversations okayish at work when someone talks to me first but I have no idea how to begin.

>>40787249
well for the movie they wanted him to have abs, so that was literally his goal and that's it.

>>40788669
I can't take this show seriously with this dude.

>Claims to have trained for 15 years

>comes out looking like that

the actual fuck?

>>40794606
best thing to do in your situation is to imagine yourself as someone you're not. Imagine you have a secret amazing life that the person you're talking to doesn't know about. In this life you do badass things and get tons of women, pretty much james bond.

Then imagine how easy it would be for the character you made in your head to talk to the girl or whoever you're talking to. How easy a task it is to just talk to that person compared to your secret spy missions.

glhf

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>>40794609
Did you not talk to people at school? If you need to meet people pick up a hobby that requires you work in a group environment. But clearly the root problem is your personality. There's no equation for conversing with people, be yourself (obviously barring your definitely present cringey interests), stop being so anxious to speak and just be present in the conversation. Think about what to say, and then say it, that's literally it. The more you do it the better you'll get at it and without even noticing you'll be a normal human.

>>40794774
What the fuck lol

>>40794851
Meant to reply to >>40794606 not >>40794609 my b

>>40794851
I can't think of anything to say in social situations.

>>40785202
I know this feel. The girl I'm seeing right now said she used to be into guys with runners legs, but she can't get over my meaty hams and quads. She says it's really hot when she has to spread open wide to let me in.

>>40794851
i like to pretend I'm batman when I talk to people

>>40789638
I don't get it, everyone seems to be saying this, but girl on the left is really not my type. Chin is too strong, weak nose/eye area, and I'm generally not into that skin tone/type (she probably has keratosis pilaris judging from the light rosacea on her face).

Girl on the right has a kinda weird head shape and a bit of a gut, but she's way cuter to me.

>>40789472
Spiderman and Captain America both used CG for the before image dumbass, for Peter Parker's pre-Spiderman body they literally just got the skinniest guy they could find on the set, filmed him posing shirtless in front of the mirror and then used CGI to put Tobey Maguire's face on the skinny guy's body

>>40789924
Beautiful women aren't that rare senpai, cities with lots of aspiring actresses and models like Los Angeles are infested with girls far prettier than them

>>40794596
Shit, is that not how it works?

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>>40782634
>High tier is bicep and abs and forearms and ofc low body fat
>Some woman have a thing for big men so sometimes chest and shoulders/lats/traps
>Shit tier aesthetics are like quads gluts and hamstrings and glutes. Very few women like big legs.

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>>40795639
>If a full grown man goes up to a woman talking about his 30 inch quads or talking about how high he can jump she will believe him to be an actual retard.

girl on the left got that hapa vibe

>>40790278
its a dragon

>>40782622
>>40782701
Ohio master race reporting in

not that I can't appreciate and fap to the OP picture though

>>40790818
Seriously. I'm sitting here scratching my head and smirking at the people who are oblivious to EL campus life while they laud how hot and attractive UofM girls are. Pls.

>>40793018
>i-96 at milford rd
heh. bought my car there

>>40795741
Not really seeing it but half asians are some of the hottest females ever. MUH DIK

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LMAO@ all you faggots who chose left over right girl.

>>40786554
Same with /diy/ probably.

>>40789170
To be fair marathon running is a boring sport to watch, I did cross-country for a couple years and it was boring as hell to be a participant in, watching would be worse.

>>40789472
>unlike Evans in Captain America they didn't need to use CG for the before image

How was Evans supposed to go from 5' turbo manlet to 6'2" without CGI? It's impossible no matter what manlets like you might wish for.

>grow grow grow

>>40790404
the little belly is what makes me pick her desu

>>40782433
>>40793018
>>40793079
>>40794109
>>40796987
This thread inspired me to get back on Tinder. I love you brehs ty.

>>40783451
>Round tits
>fitness affects your tit size
wut?

Either way, I'd say either that or notits.

>>40794109
>>if I don't have a social circle, so no friends

Get a social circle, and friends.

Popularity is more important than fitness for banging sluts.

>>40789170
>10 pull ups
No one is amazed by that,1month of gym and everyone can do it.

I stopped lifting 6 months ago and now i'm fat and I can probably do 6 or 8

>>40782433
>Left face is appealing to me
>Right is thicc

tfw can't decide who to fap to.

>>40797287
Why is it boring to participate in?

>>40797836
>10 pull ups
>1month of gym and everyone can do it
>i'm fat and I can probably do 6 or 8

I have bad news for you.

>>40797856

Not sure why that anon is saying that. It requires pretty much constant attention to your own body, your mechanics, your stride, your posture, your internal energy state, etc. to be successful. Think how focused you have to be for a few reps of a big lift. Dial that back just a little, but extend it for almost three hours or more. Only boring if you're not competitive IMO.

>>40786234
Are you serious. Most normies can't even do one, and they know it. You know the pic with the self-reported standard stats for the normal american citizen? They said either one or zero pull-ups (can't remember exactly) put pulled bench stats out of their ass that are totally removed from reality for a non-lifter

>>40797836

>No one is amazed by that,1month of gym and everyone can do it.

I agree that a healthy weight individual could learn pull-ups in one month, but I think you underestimate just how fat the rest of the world is and how much willpower it takes to go from negatives to 10 strict pull-ups. Outside of boot camp situations, it can take forever.

>>40791654
>1000lbs total is now impressive
You wouldn't even be competitive in any weight class, let alone the one you weigh probably.

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>>40797976

It is boring because you are paying attention to a series of sub maximal movements that don't change.

Imagine a drummer getting on stage with on drum and the just going left, right, left, right... On and on for an hour. Sure, he could be technically an expert, but no one would care.

To put it another way, marathon running is like being an expert at squating the bar for reps.

>>40794886
you need to learn to steer conversations to a topic you actually have an opinion on. If you need practice (you clearly do) then just complain about some bullshit at work. If you have nothing left to say then the conversation is over, don't just keep saying stuff just to say it.

>>40795639
I've got big upper body and lower body, and girls are really into my hams/quads, dunno what you're on about. Could partially be an age thing though, it's happened more as I've gotten later into my 20s.

>>40797594
Convince me to use tinder, are there actually hot girls on there like the girl on the right

right looks so soft

>>40782433
Who the fuck cares? Just be happy with yourself, whatever it takes to get there.

>>40792777

1/2/3/4 creeps up on you

If you focus solely on strength you can be a lot worse looking than that

>>40789121
HAHAHAHAH

>>40789324
Is this a screencap from Twilight?

>>40785564
me on the left

>>40796987
Post pictures of best girl, the one on the left.
She clearly is the better option.

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>>40802434
Found it boys.

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>>40802434
>>40802603
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

You literally just not have to be a fat ass.

>>40790367
its sweet enjoy it

>>40782433
mildly defined 14" arms and abs

>>40796235
i truly pity you, ohio sucks

>>40802603
>>40803716
noice
that fucking stomach hnnng

>>40782433
Ryan Gosling

>>40789098
Lmao are you saying two plate bench is 135

>>40789121
Sorry I meant to reply to the guy below you
>>40804067

>>40802603
>>40803716
Name?

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>>40802434
What did she mean by this?

>>40793079
LOLLAPALOOZA
O
L
L
A

>>40786389

Nice but no calves desu

>>40794109
If you can't make or maintain friendships then you won't be able to find or maintain a girl(friend).

Be social with your interests, in other words, leave your house/apartment to do whatever it is that you enjoy. Even if it's video games you need to find a social place to play them.

By doing this you will find other people that share your interests. It will feel very natural to be around them and you will become friends.

Now you have a social circle. Somewhere within that circle, there will be a girl. A girl that shares some of the same interests as you. You will naturally mesh. Ask her on a date.

Once you go on a date, she will probably see that you are a friendless virgin loser that seeks life advice on an Asian driven internet board for people that want to exercise but don't. And just like every other woman on Earth, she will not want to have sex with you.

Do you drive a truck? You do. Good. You will need a truck bed toolbox with a padlock in the back. When you drop her off at her place after she rejects you, as soon as her back is turned you must jump out of your truck and bludgeon her to death with a hammer. Keep the body in your tool box and have sex with it until it becomes too tough and stinky. Then bury the toolbox in a soybean field. The soybeans crop will grow over the grave and she will be forgotten forever. Now go buy another toolbox and repeat the process.

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>>40804201

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>>40786303
remembering the qt's reaction when that manlet took his shirt off like it was a big deal

>>40796235
614 Motherfucker. I love living in north american siberia

>>40794109
get a job with people your age srs

>>40798103
fuck your kippping "pullups" niggers, do 10 real fucking pullups.

>>40782622
The population of this school is 90% Stacys and Chads and 9.5% Chings and Pings. I fucking hate it here.

>>40789220
ok to be fair that entire video can be applied to almost any big league public school

except the lesbian thing. wtf is up with S/E michigan and the women. all lazy or gay or both. There are like... 3 cities out of what, like 20, 30(?) that have decent... -any- population of women that clearly havent given up on appearance.

>>40794109
>all these responses
How normie is /fit/?

>>40798148
Im legitimately super sad because I strained my calves and have stopped running and am just powerlifting now. My typical run would be two hours easy pace and it was so fucking fun. I mean its boring if you hate yourself just like sitting alone is boring. If you actually have some mental capacity its amazing. I listen to nice relaxing music and imagine im on a beach somewhere or in africa hunting like our ancestors. Sometimes the weather is super nice and you get to enjoy it, passerbys wave and everybody is happy. Its a lot different than being surrounded by fat faggots staring in the mirror and listening to slipknot so loud you can hear it across the gym

>>40786389
That guys on the wrong side of the zoo fence???
RIP harambe

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>>40803716
She has a boyfriend, unlike the right, because she is a sweet and wonderful lady.

>>40804201
Pic related

>>40804201
>>40802603
>>40803716
>>40796987
>>40793079
>>40793018
>>40782433
I genuinely can't decide which one is hotter

What are their names anyway ?

In burgerland, fat people think skinny people can run marathons and shit

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>>40807872
I'll help you decide.

>>40791654
>1000 total
>strong

>>40808223
Name?

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>>40782433
>In the eyes of normies, what is "fit"?

Having abs. That puts you at the 'he works out' level.
Subsequently, ottermode will have you recognized as being "Fucking shredded"
Anything more and you're seen as a disgusting meathead who probably roids.

In a way it's good because it means reaching peak social status, physically, takes an year at the most.
It's just unfortunate for those with bodybuilding goals of their own, since they're not going to be exactly complimented for it past a certain level.

>>40808458
kek faggot

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>>40808223

>>40808649
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!!!

>>40782667
/thread

>>40791786
i wanna slap him with the D

This guy would be considered fit to a normie. >>40807531

>>40805924
Join me brother. Meet at the statue tonight at 7.

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Flying in with some OC from my uni

>>40785202
>get called a "pack horse monster"
What did she mean by this?

>>40791802
No.

>>40808608
?

>>40806058
>The fun is things that have nothing to do with the running itself

>>40811204
WTF?

>>40804339
Can confirm

>>40811322
Chaffed

>>40811729
is that thing wearing pants?

>>40811787
yeah, light pink.
which happens to be close enough to fat people skin tone that it looks naked.

fat people have dain bramage.

>>40785683
>>40791878
>>40792457

Nope not lying at all - i can do 110 for 8 and as for EZ bar i was literally in the gym doing 40kg for 10 reps. 12" arms.

Ive always been hugely lean though to the point where you can see all the muscle fibres any time i lift.

>>40811922
>that abomination is a girl
skin tone pants on anyone is no buys desu

>>40804339
good advice anon

>>40791786
Don't lie. You just want an excuse to touch him.

>>40804268
Calves is least important muscle if you lift for grills

>>40788123
He has an umbilical hernia

>>40812455
I don't know man, I had some asian girl compliment mine, saying it it makes my frame more impressive looking. It's not that important for grills but it's also not to be neglected.

>>40784423
That shit is sexy af desu.

>>40782622
I prefer umich
>hot muslim chicks that I want to BLEACH
>nice campus
>nice area
>have family in Ann Arbor
only problem are the libtards desu

>>40792972
Same here. Since then though my goal has become thicc mode, so I'm not as lean as he is. I think I've actually surpassed that guy in terms of muscle mass. He actually looks totally average and unimpressive now.

Thanks for or completely fucking up my perception /fit/

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>mfw when all these people talking about their bodies as if they're the shit
>no pictures AT ALL

my fucking sides

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>>40782433

>>40782433
>>40793079
>>40793018
post the IGs you faggot

>>40805924
I went there for a semester. Feel much better at Oakland University. It's a competition over who's the most chad.

Schizoid personality doesnt mix well with MSU.

"But anon you're the hottest guy on the floor, you could get with any girl"

I literally have the personality of autism, having a big dick doesn't change that.

>>40813919
except that you dont :)

>>40813942
How do you know?

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>>40782433
Girl on right is Brittany Flores
https://www.instagram.com/brittnayyflores/

Still waiting for that other fag to give name on left girl

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POST BOTH IGS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

>>40814027
lmao

what a fukn slut

>>40814027
left girl

julietdegain

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This

>>40814027
>https://www.instagram.com/brittnayyflores/
that level of hotness is not even on the scale.

Its like a 23 on a scale of 1-10

How the fuck can someone get so lucky to be born looking like that. I usually dont feel bad that I'm a 6.5/10 like, it could be a lot worse, but when you scale that shit to include people like her, I'm about as good looking as godzilla

>>40814111
thats not fit

thats a bbc

unfortunately these

>>40813842
>>40811204
>>40808223

>>40814027
>>40814072
Right girl is the clear winner here. Theres no question about it.

>>40813919
or you could have just stuck it out for that tiny window of time we're in college (seriously, when youre 80 youll look at those 4 years and go 'wtf thats like a couple weeks') and had a degree from somewhere that a) someone might give a shit about*, and b) knows outside the s/e michigan area.


*lets be real here, the only thing making a degree worth anything is the school its received from and the opinion of the person reading resumes/interviewing.

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>>40814114
>I'm about as good lookin as godzilla
Godzilla looking hella THICC tho

>>40790452
>staffer at a con
>highly sensitive to sunlight; see following points:
>cape
>adjustable visor
>shades
>what is clearly an overcast day
In addition
>likely does the "1punchmanworkout"
>browses /b/ /a/ /cgl/ and /r9k/
>met his gf there
>she brags about how he works out
>he has strong political opinions
>these are based on what he's read from /pol/ and his debates with his gfs friends
>he used to be an avid reader but mostly just reads manga now
>his favourite jokes include "boku no pico" "wryyyyyyyy" and "lol fedoras"
>he calls jokes memes
>he has a cat
>he hopes one day to travel
>is taking side courses at his local community college
>he showers twice a week and is relatively happy
Captcha: white assembly

>>40782433
Right girl looks like a whore. I'd marry the left one.

>>40814445
scared of getting cuck you little beta bitch boi?

>>40782433
Crazy how I went to HS with these girls and you use them as a meme lmao

>>40813942
7.6 inches is pretty big