/fit/ webm thread
I'll post what I have
you're all cunts for overlooking my thread I need webms
>>40780248
HERE?
>>40780786
holy shit
>>40780786
speaking of shit
>>40780799
>>40780786
i expected his legs to snap at the bottom
>>40780838
i wonder how much weight that was
>>40780838
>>40780845
something tells me those are fake
>>40780841
sorry for namefag it sometimes does it automatically
not a webm but still
>>40780853
t. Deltlet weakling
>>40780845
im guessing the amount that was more than he was able to bench
>>40780844
>>40780874
>>40780853
yeah but still funny
>>40780885
>>40780874
>crab
>fuckin weak
gtfo my /fit/ fuckin beta crablet
>>40780838
Top banter
>>40780897
Hmmmm
>>40780912
>>40780904
how do you think crabs get bigger?
>>40780920
oh god
>>40780920
>>40780920
I wonder if crabs can make sick gains, and if they did, would their shell break or would it be like Larry the Lobster and their shells would conform to their body?
>>40780931
>>40780920
they lift how the fuck else
>>40780940
>>40780937
when crabs malt and shed their old shell they become bigger.
heres a man showing them how to do farmer carries
>>40780963
>>40780940
Is he actlly retarded? I'm just starting out and even I can tell there's a reason you don't hold heavy weight in your fucking elbows
>>40780971
>>40780971
Did that guy die?
>>40780940
Wtf why?? That isn't acceptable form for a front squat in any plane of existence.
>>40780980
It's a legitimate exercise. He's just too stubborn for his own good and should've dumped it.
>>40780931
>>40780940
>>40780912
>>40780971
>>40780983
God damn these are hilarious
>>40780920
Fuck
>>40780983
>>40781105
>>40781122
god their fucking reactions make me laugh and i feel so bad about it
>>40781122
only a few left
>>40781144
last but not least
>>40780248
the ol UTD gym huh. I recognize that shit
>>40781160
oops i lied
>>40781144
>Out of my way manlets
inb4 a 1 arm pullup with two missing limbs is just as easy as a normal pullup
>>40781190
dude must be a master of fapping and fingering
>>40781122
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
I WAS GONNA DO WIDE GRIP OVERHEADS TOMORROW I GUESS NOT ANYMORE
>>40781131
just noticed the third red light lol those asshats had the nerve to make the signal clear in case anyone was curious if it was a good lift or not lol >>40781175
also i keep finding goodies
>>40781221
>>40780994
It's a Zercher squat you mongoloid
>>40780983
Holy shit. How hurt was this guy?
>>40780917
lol this isn't fucking crossfit, this is Mattie Rogers who's one of the more famous American female Olympic lifters right now.
She can snatch more than you can probably squat, and she's in the 69kg weightclass...
>>40781231
fuck me dead
>>40781231
just keeping the thread going at this point
>>40781260
>metal gear rising
>>40781273
funny you should mention that
>>40781252
Yes! She clearly did such a great job in the webm.
>>40780773
Wow, that 6'2" guy really made a fool out of that 5'10" manlet
>>40780917
that just seems like that was just an accident waiting to happen. Why would they not put some protection in front of glass that's like 4 feet away from a lifting platform?
>>40780874
>that form
>that determination as crabbro pushes through that last rep
Stay perfect crabbro
>>40781251
iirc he came out with just a bunch of bruising, but nothing was broken or strained in any major way thanks to that there strongman core strength
>>40781105
TOO THICC
TOO THICC
>>40781105
>those fat, disgusting legs
>baby weight on the stack
this is awful
>>40781144
>Lmao fucking manlets
>>40781144
that kid should dress like slenderman for holloween by just wearing a suit
>>40781105
Do fat people think wearing tight spandex really fools people into thinking they're not fat? The second it comes off, it's a shapeless mound of cottage cheese
>>40781144
That lanklet can't even run lmao
>>40781252
the joke is that crossfit is stupid and the placement of this wight infront of a window was also stupid. Get off my /fit/
>>40781329
things didn't end well for mr crabs though
>>40781377
that's actually really fucked
>>40781382
>>40781390
>>40781390
How is that not bad for his back or am I missing something?
>>40781395
>>40780786
how the fuck is that even possible
source?
>>40780920
that's why they call it suicide grip.
>>40781429
To be fair there are plenty of videos where guys get fucked bench pressing with proper grip.
With huge weights, if it starts rolling forward, your thumbs are only going to do so much. Also a spotter is useless for anything other than helping you grind out a rep. If 350 lbs suddenly rolls out of your hands your spotter won't be able to do shit.
That's why you should always do heavy bench with safeties.
>>40781452
you arch a lil above the safeties anyway but i guess it wouldnt be quite as bad
anyone who suicide grips is an idiot
>>40781399
it's not, why would it be?
>>40781452
He dropped it though. The weight wasn't too heavy, it just slipped out of his hands because he wasn't gripping it properly.
>>40781463
You need to arch above the safeties to bring the bar to your chest. But if you eat shit that way, it pushes you back into the bench, then the safeties catch it.
It's the difference between being bruised and getting your chest/neck crushed.
>>40781405
>>40781144
jesus christ, i thought this was one of those basketball video game and a character glitched out
dont forget to do leg day bros
>>40781190
lol at the girl in the far left of the vid
>>40781521
do you even squat?!
>>40781532
squats are an important exercise for leg day
>>40780912
dont fully extend during leg press like this ho
>>40781532
do you squat on dick
in the end, you will get legs this thicc and juicy
>>40781521
>>40781532
>>40781555
>>40781567
Kill yourself
>>40780248
Pretty funny, but I'm glad to see him trying. That already makes him better than all the other fatties who don't even lift.
>>40780980
Its a zercher squat, you dummy.
>>40781595
yeah it's better than tomorrowfags but I don't know why he'd put that much effort into raising his arms to assure good form then fuck up his form by making his legs go apeshit
>>40781190
Why are they all so angry when he makes it over?
>>40781144
ayyyy lmao
>>40780248
>seen this webm enough times that i now unironically do that fucking arm thing that red shirt guy does whenever i do deadlifts or cleans or rows
>>40781652
that's not anger that's awe + disbelief
>>40781652
Because they can't
>>40781652
/pol/ goes to the gym.gif
>>40780786
>jumping as high as your chest free standing
Jesus fucking Christ. Good to know a lot of it is technique.
>>40780920
did he died?
>>40781160
>who needs calcium
>>40780897
Wow, I'll have some of whatever he's smoking.
>>40781528
AKA "THE RIGHT"
>>40780248
this is probably the funniest GIF I've seen lol.
>>40782157
>>40780838
that's how you get pink eye
>>40780885
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>40782174
>>40781374
But that's not crossfit lol
>>40781122
damn. that sucks.
>>40780874
Me after that first /snip/ of the day
>>40780885
why does this remind me of dark souls?
>>40781190
>>40781652
>>40781144
Fucking belters need to go back to the outer planets and stay there
>>40781144
ayyyyy lmao
>>40782199
AAAAAHHHHHHH MY GOD.
Fuck. I guess it's not /that/ bad, but the insanity of it caught me by surprise.
>>40781144
Spooky.
>>40781144
when will they learn?
>>40780885
>when the peasant tells you to git gud
>>40782199
>Doing deads with bad form
SNAP
BACK
CITY
>>40782157
>mfw I did tri kickbacks like this girl for months when I was just fucking around
>>40782199
Why would anyone pick a fucktard like that for a PT?
>>40782263
>not that bad
>literally enforcing catbacking by overextending her spine
wat
requesting the one where Eddie Hall passes out after a 60 kgs deadlift
/fit/ pls I've been searching and can't find it
>>40782174
God damn, can you imagine the sheer panic? Anybody know what happens after this webm?
>>40782466
if I remember correctly, the dude posted on /fit/ himself, said he had safety bars configured wrong, he adjusted them that
>>40780773
What are their heights?
>>40782532
6'0 and 5'11"
>>40781365
Hes trying not to crush those 6'5 manlets lmao
>>40782263
not that bad? if she keeps lifting like that she'll have lifelong damage in a few years.
>>40782466
he was fine, he kept the bar in suspension so he didn't get strangled and the weights eventually slid off. scary shit though.
>>40780853
no theyre real he does his own stunts
>>40781144
fuck off back to tending to clones we have a war to win in case you didn't notice
>>40780897
why
>>40780917
she runs like Jack Sparrow lel
>>40780786
The fuck. He's literally suspended in the air for a moment. Nah.
>>40780885
>it's Havel
primal kek
Even Havel started somewhere
>>40782430
There you go
>>40780853
100% natty
>>40780773
>SS + GOMAD
>>40780912
NO NO NO NO I WILL NOT BE TRICKED AGAIN NO
>>40780995
>>40781607
the fact that people do it doesn't mean it isn't retarded
>spot me, brah
Fucking roasties
>>40782740
MY MAN
>functional fitness
>>40782773
braaaap
squeeeee
braap
squeeeeeee
brrrraaapp
squeeeee
>>40782779
Hilarious, Anon. Spot on commentary
>>40782773
Is that at The Gym in Vauxhall, London? Looks like it.
>>40780838
best of english banter
>>40782779
>>40782157
THIS ANGERS ME SO MUCH
WORK OUT WRONG IF YOU WANT BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHY WOULD SHE PUT IT ON SNAPCHAT
LIKE SHES ONLY TRYING TO SHOW OFF HER ASS BECAUSE SHES A WHORE BUT FOR FUCKING REAL AT LEAST DO KICKBACKS RIGHT
>>40782821
calm down aspie
>>40781190
god damn women are useless.
>>40782821
look at this mongoloid
>>40782773
>>40782788
definitely looks like london. can't explain, but same machine and walls or something, except mine's in north london
>>40782838
Yeah, the one in Vauxhall has this exact machine facing a white brick wall. Virtually identical.
>>40782778
they get so triggered
>>40782773
>wearing visible underwear under tights is trashy
>I'll wear a thong and translucent tights for maximum class
I love girl logic.
>>40781190
LOL equality
>>40780773
Gynomanlet vs 6'2 masterrace
How did anyone even think to compare these two species
>>40780773
the small guy showed the big phony asshole how its done
>>40782778
To be fair, if he's a rugby or american football player, training that sort of movement probably improves his ability to take tackles.
>>40781823
>Good to know a lot of it is technique.
if by "technique" you mean "genetics" you are correct
>>40781190
I don't understand how they can look at that and call themselves equal
I'm not saying better or worse
but for this job? clearly worse
>>40781144
6'1vs5'11.webm
>>40781377
When it's gotcha.. it's gotcha!
>>40782744
>>40781377
SpaceJam.webm
>>40781694
Same
>>40780786
How do i learn to fly like him
>>40780786
african muscle fibres are god tier for explosiveness
>>40783085
True, I eat them every day and I can jump 2 feet higher than before!
>>40781144
ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>40780773
Welp, obviously no point to lift. Genetics win.
>>40782821
Girls need to go full whore early in their life before they become completely useless.
>>40782773
I'm all for hot girls wearing not much working out in gyms, but srs, women in the gym are retarded.
>>40782174
the fuck kind of safety bar is that anyway
>>40782796
I thought this was Eugene from The Walking Dead
>>40782744
Great
>>40780248
Source?
>>40782744
K EK
>>40781399
The real question is: How is this any better than another exercise called "Pushup"?
>>40782621
chuckled
>>40781122
>the three red dots
that is the funniest part
the judges are instantly like "no that lift is no good start again"
>>40780917
This is fucking adorable.
>>40781190
Ahahaha the look on their faces when they have two arms
>>40783548
it is called progression, you do it to save time and your joints. Instead of doing 200 pushups he does 20 of these and gets the same progress.
>>40782157
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>40781595
>>40781626
Pretty sure red shirt and the guy next to him are both trolling
>>40783657
>when your named vid is posted
feels good man
>>40780917
This is the cutest thing I've ever seen
>>40783702
why
>>40783880
wow what happens here? looks like he can feel something's off so he bails but not passes out before
>>40783548
For the same reason real pushups are better than girly pushups?
>>40783975
moron put on too much weight
>>40781521
>>40781532
>>40781555
>>40781567
NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL
NOTHIN' AT ALL
>>40781377
>This kills the crab
>>40782174
Dear god, this is terrifying. Remember kids, never collar the bar when benching alone, even with safties.
>>40782199
What the actual fuck are they doing?
>>40783051
wtf am I watching?
>>40783702
>tfw you'll never be this happy
>>40782532
>t. insecure manlet wondering how tall he would look next to connor
>>40784072
>being a newfag
somedy post the screenshoot, the one about dancing
>>40782740
What happened? Is that the end of a huge drop set? Did he have low blood sugar? Was he sick?
>>40780773
they will never learn
>>40780786
>expert at jumping but landing with flat feet and near locked knees
His knees are gonna pay for it in a few years
>>40780885
When Saladin occupies Jerusalem but you can't skip leg day
>>40782757
Why the fuck do you need a spot for OHP? if you're gonna drop the bar just get the fuck out of the way of it
>>40784113
yeah, they worked up to like 6-7 pl8 and then back down
>>40783880
>>40783975
most likely he could feel like he was going to black out after he took the breath and tried to tighten his core. It was probably smart to bail but he couldn't do it.
>>40780917
I want her to hug me
>>40782891
How? By conditioning themselves to expect the tackler to go into full on pendulum mode after contact?
>>40783041
That actually seems like a pretty decent idea for add/abductor training.
>>40783891
How many fucking pl8s is that holy shit, I count 9
>>40780248
Holy fuck that asian is actually doing reeve deadlifts
>>40783975
....maybe he felt like he was going to pass out?
>>40784113
you really dont see whats the problem? he is obese
>>40780773
lmao... when will they learn?
>>40784185
Maybe if he didnt have the weight attached on both sides, int the webm he's moving no weight since they nullify each other.
>>40783702
kek
>>40780786
>that fucking floating at the top
>>40782851
No gym ever has machines or white washed cinder block walls.
>>40784275
>>40781190
fucking amazing, badly want to get a one arm pullup down by the end of the year
>>40782891
Never played rugby have you?
>>40784001
>>40783975
the weight was on his artery, caused him to lose blood to his head and pass out. He was fine though
>>40784275
Imagine the suffering it must be to be her friend
>>40781190
>GenderPayGap.webm
>>40780845
ODER BLOCKER BODY WASH POWERRRRRRRRRRR
>>40781399
its not loading his back at all, so there's no stress on his back
>>40781252
she's really bad. please tell me about her placings at worlds and all those olympic medals she has won.
>>40784392
fuck you
>>40782218
that was a "box"
>>40782778
Am i retarded or that actually looks pretty good for gaining strenght in your core
>>40782256
maximum keks
>>40781252
>snatch more than you can probably squat
She's snatching 120 kg in that webm. Do you think I am some kind of manlet?
>>40781160
QWOP gameplay footage.
>>40781652
The guy is sexist because he is much stronger than them
>>40782744
The manlet has little titties
>>40780917
CUTE
>>40781395
Man actual gymnasts are pretty strong
Sadly they all have terrible chicken legs because you don't need legs at all for gymnastics, so they look ridiculous and they can't lift any weight
>>40782746
How in the fuck is that body shape possible?
>>40781521
This looks CGI
>>40784596
nice b8
>>40784600
corsets
>>40783056
Is that Klokov?
>>40784113
That's Eddie Hall, he always faints on his lifts because he is a fat fuck.
Do cardio, kids!
>>40784624
Obviously
>>40780917
>"teehee sorry boys it was an accident"
>*cute face*
>"don't worry it was an accident, we'll pay for it!"
If it was a guy
>"sorry the weight just got away from me, it was an accident"
>"accident or not it wasn't smart trying to handle more weight than you could and working so close to the doors, we'll have to charge you for the damages."
>>40784624
yes
>>40781122
>three red lights
Lol.
>"well looks like that was a nolift, frank"
>>40780773
This tickles me every time, she just doesnt stop miring the lanklet
>>40784654
Now you're just fantasizing
>>40784263
Yeah sure, but just alternate which stack actually has the pin in and it's great.
>>40780874
> that last rep4crab
>>40781488
> 1488
>>40783657
oh fuckin kek this is gold, how much is that? 80kg?
>>40783702
so gracefully clumsy
>>40781189
kek
>>40780963
That's amazing
>>40784261
>that dwarf kick
lemao
>>40781122
>Having a snatch grip jerk
Dumb cunt.
>>40784654
stay bitter manlet
>>40782621
>>40781377
>>40781386
>>40784024
Just gonna leave this here... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byford_Dolphin#Deep_Sea_Driller_accident
>>40780874
>are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?
>>40783657
>His mum slyly smiling as her son almost chokes to death
>>40782778
Is that Randal Graves?
>>40785092
I think almost everyone on 4chan knows about this, along with those Japanese guys who got huge doses of radiation when working at a plant and one of them basically rotting away while alive in hospital because "the doctors wanted to study the effects of radiation sickness and try out new procedures." Those fucking doctors deserved to be shot for that shit.
>>40785114
>His mum
Looks more like your standard issue lanklet nerd.
>>40784275
what this? source? link? who is she?
>>40784399
>>40783880
Why he not front squat inside the rack
>>40784275
>dat tum chub
>>40780773
source on this
t. newfag
>>40784654
world class athletes, regardless of gender, get free passes at gyms
>>40780971
guilhotiiiiiiiine.....HUHHHH
>>40785187
Allison Bishop
>>40784908
That is more disgusting than funny. Still very funny!
>>40782881
The manlet has massive balls.
(only using manlet because he's got to be 4'something)
>>40782778
Someone please....please shoop him moving back and forth into the floating in space meme.
>>40784187
I counted 8 when I slowed it down
>>40782172
lurk more
>>40783911
it looks like something was wrong with his right foot
>>40784261
HAHAHA THAT KICK STRAIGHT OT THE CHEST
>>40781652
Because they are all women with two arms and are forced to accept that a one armed man is still stronger.
>>40783657
lmao that fucking spotter
>>40785303
>world class
Getting selected to a shitter country's team in a sport that country has zero heritage in does not make the athlete world class.
>>40780262
>a weapon to surpass metal gear
>>40780773
>bitch doesn't even become aware of the manlet's existence
>>40785790
any woman that can snatch 1.5x her bodyweight is a world class athlete
>>40780885
>medieval fitness re-enactors demonstrate how unencumbering armour was for kinghts
>>40781190
>tfw couldn't even do that with my full set of limbs in a million years
I need to go home and rethink my life
>>40784600
plastic surgeries, a lot of them
>>40783774
Anybody who doesn't realize this is retarded.
>>40785181
It's clearly a woman
>>40784600
Be a landwhale and get weightloss surgery on the top only
>>40783340
Lol thought it was just me
>>40784261
how bad would you feel to fight on the same weight class as a midget?
>>40784154
>6-7 pl8
Try fucking 11pl8.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhzaUCx-amQ
The thought of having uneven, uncollared plates is fucking painful.
Having your plates loaded up top, by incompetent brits, who do it like unorganised retards is beyond pain.
>>40783051
Holy kek I remember this
>>40780912
not watching fuck you
>>40782821
Virgin
>>40784454
this shit right here