Why are there no Buff politicians?

>>40771008
They are kekking so hard irl by fooling the masses its considered cardio

Speaker of the house Paul Ryan is pretty built last time I checked.

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In Ukranie we have this guy
7 ft tall, 260 lbs. Former box champion.

>>40771008
Because they have bigboy jobs/responsibilities and grew up.

>>40771008
But Steven wasn't natty

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>you will never have Valuev's HGH levels

>>40771008
i mean, arnold was a politicial, he's not 10% as muscular as he was, but he is still on better shape than all other american politicians

>>40771070
Vitali was a beast

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Bulgarian P.M Boyko

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>>40771166

>>40771008
they are too intimidating, losers don't like that

>>40771070
He is a beast

Politicians are extreme extroverts they are the opposite of fit and don't need big arms to influence people.

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>>40771008
last australian pm
das it

>>40771323
Tomeme

Lizard people have trouble replicating human anatomy which is why you always see those videos of them blinking sideways. They are unable to assume a swole form as it's difficult and requires a lot of concentration which in turn hinders their psychic abilities.

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Paul Ryan's routine-

Bicep Curls 1x20 25lbs
Kiss The Donald's ass 1xF

Never works back because he has no spine tho

>>40772104
Kek

>>40772104
Cuck Ryan

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Jesse Ventura was a governor back in the early 2000's

>>40771008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XexnGXeXlPU

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>>40771008
I think Brian Sims is in pretty good shape

Aaron Schrock was a hunky twink

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>>40771069
Ryan is nothing compared to o' malley

>>40771008
Muscles are mostly vanity and they have bodyguards for protection, they'd do cardio at best

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>>40771008
>implying

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Joachim B. Olsen, member of the Danish Parliament and former world class shot-putter.

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>>40774281
A real mans man.

>>40771166
Boyko is fat dumb bitch

>>40771791
as usual - the truth gathers the least attention