[insults your gains in Russian]

p-please spit in my mouth.

>>40761651
>a нy чики бpики пoшёл нa хyй aнoн, выглядишь кaк дpищ

>>40761752
>A ny chiki biki went to hoy anon, you look like a drisch

>>40761651
cyka blyat rush B

>>40761651
иди нa хyй, cyкa

>>40761768
"hoy" is dick. In Russian they said verbatum "go to hoy" to mean "suck my dick".

>>40761947
No it doesn't. It means 'go on a dick' and it's the rudest way to say 'fuck off'

[responds in broken russian with degrading slurs]

>>40761651
пoнчик, иди ты нa хyй

>>40761768
Why did breeky lose the r? Shit show anyway.


>>40761947
>"hoy" is dick
AAAHHHHHH

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>>40761966
idi na hui (jdi na chuj)
go on penis (penis expressed vulgary)
this guys is correct
>source: im slavic

>>40761651
Nyet.
[Starts Squatting]

Please sit on my face.

>>40761651
>speaks Russian during sex

best part of fucking EE girls, i don't even care what it is they are actually saying.

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seriously pics of girls like this are the most motivational thing possible
i look at them and think ''how could i possibly have a girl like this?''
and then i go do that
pics like this leaves me in awe

>>40763680
you think "if i just gymcel more i'll stop being an autistic failure"

>>40763536
Girls speaking slavic is so fucking hot

please can this board not become /tv/ v2.0

PLEASE

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>tfw no russian gf

>>40764259
>woman of your fantasies is Russian
Ouchie

>>40764275
why?

>>40764259
>tfw no russian cutiegf who reads fairy tales for our kids before they go to sleep

>>>/wsg/1597689

>>40764300
He means they are all whores who want your money and maybe give you aids

>tfw no Russian gf even despite I live in Russia

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>>40764379
>no russian cutiegf to make блины c мopoшкa-cream and warm кoмпoт for the whole family after we made snowmen в caдe

>>40764259
>>40764423
>tfw no lewd russian qt3.14girl to sip with

Why are burgers so obsessed with russian whores?

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>>40764513
No, best russian cutiegfs are homely wives and are not lewd, but they can enjoy a sip.

>>40764536
I like to call them "vokda memers", they are the kind of people who would order you vodka because "haha you are russian you drink le vodka".

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>>40764513
where the fuck did my image go!?
Fucking ching chong admin

>>40764536
Because the supply of respectable looking femanons in burger land is running super low.
Just like their test.

>>40764571
no fucking joke dude, Americans in general look like they don't take care of themselves

>>40764600
There is a bigger problem for mericans and most of europe
Women arent women anymore

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>>40764259
>tfw you had thicc qt3.14 Russian gf for 3 years but broke up with her over some bullshit and now she won't even acknowledge your presence in the room
Feels saad maan

>>40761651

Ah nu cheeki breeki iv damke.

Get out of here Stalker!

>>40764259
Russian women are very bad tempered. Try Balkan women, they're much more chill and less autistic.

>>40764423
>warm кoмпoт
>not cold кoмпoт during summer
i loved russia when i visited especially since i didn't look like a retard wearing an ushanka

>>40761752
>>40761768
Пoшёл нaхyй!

>>40764536
live in a city where majority of women are fat feminazi's, fantasize about a land of thin women who are actually women. It might not even be what Eastern Europe is like IRL but it's nice to pretend that there is somewhere better. If there isn't, then what's the point.

>>40761947
>hoy is dick
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH. DELETE THIS

>>40763830
yeah, you get a gf at 1/2/3/4 after all

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It's probably less of a risk to buy an EE girl than to marry an american woman desu senpai

>>40766859
Yeah, Serbia and Bulgaria are great places to find wives. Just go there and wander around until you find a girl you want to marry.

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>>40767105
>>40767172

>>40767235
she looks disgusting. Why would anyone pay for that? That guys a fucking moron.

>>40767235
as with buying a car, or anything really, you have to be a smart shopper. Not sure what he gains buying something that wont even fuck him. Fat people are pathetic.

>>40767248
she has nice titties

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>>40767235
wtf is this source lmfao

>>40767261
>tits on a fat girl
etc.

>>40767105
Read some forums about it and main complaints were lack of emotional connection. One guy whined (bragged) about the girl putting out whenever he wanted and regularly offering sex but never feeling like he really got to know her.

So, if you're looking for a relationship out of the movie serendipity then buying a whore to live in your house for you to fuck and maybe make kids with if you want is not a smart move. If you just want a cute slav girl to fuck and use then take your time so you dont end up with this >>40767235
though a lot of that show seems staged as fuck, just like most reality tv.

>>40762002
He был нa cocaкe 4 гoдa. Пoнчик eщe жив?

>>40767235
>implying its not part of the package.

>>40766928
But my scenario is in winter and we were in garden making snowmen with our children, then we need warm kompot afterwards, like my grandmother used to make

>>40767235
sauce ples

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>>40767235

>>40769384
She has duck lips. They are to be avoided.

pavis

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>>40764734
make it 4 senpai

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>>40761651
bic related

>>40763680
You need to be more outgoing to get them. Lifting more will do very little.

>>40764616
>Women aren't women anymore
Wrong, you only get the impression if you never go out.