How long has it been since you cleaned your body of toxins, /fit/?

What's a toxin lol

>>40761592
>Spend some time outdoors and breathe in the fresh air
Sounds good. Except if you live in Beijing and get PM 2.5 poisoning and die

>>40761616
That's not fresh air then, is it?

>>40761592
I have organs that do that for me.

>>40761592
nah, because my liver and kidney functions very well.
and i don't eat like shit.

>>40761592
i took a piss about half an hour ago

>tfw still smoking cigarettes
>tfw in 24 hours I am going cold turkey and committing to /fit/ness

I will expel the toxins.

>>40761855
>i'll start tomorrow
never going to make it.

>>40761924
No he'll stop tomorrow, not start

>toxins

>>40762268
thats what he meant you butt

>>40761592
I know that's bait
but that shit is stupid is all
these health cunts are really getting out of control
Detoxing is the most stupid, unscientific horseshit of all current food trends, easy

I just want to strangle every one of those fucking toxin jews

got food poisoning two days ago. not only did I expel toxins, I pretty much expelled anything that wasnt securely bolted to my insides. only like 75% convinced I still have both kidneys.

>>40761592
>Drink fruit infused water

JUST EAT THE FUCKING FRUIT

>>40764055
Oh my sides are gone

>>40761592
This is 100% legit, can confirm, am doctor.
Just like salads have negative calories - fruit has negative toxins.

Pesticides don't count: everyone knows that every rancher uses steroids and mercury enemas on their animals, but no farmer would ever use pesticides - they're better people.