>supposed to go for a 5 rep PR on my squat
>slightly hungover from last night
What do /fit/
>>40761374
>Load up lmao 4 plates
>inhale deep
>unrack weights
>scream on the way down
>pause at the bottom
>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!"
>projectile vomit up all those angryballs and pizza from last night, while still screaming.
>rerack weights as loud as possible
>slip on vomit and crack skull on rack
>become gym legend
>>40761487
>in coma for three years
>wake up
>you are now a gym legend
>wut.png
>you broke a new world record
>those were 10 plates not 4
>the vomit technique is now practiced everywhere
>scientists lose their mind
>Rippetoe suicides
>gyms replace whey protein with booze
stop being a bitch
>caffeine up
>drink some water
>lift
Just go for it.
Some of my best workouts seem to happen when I feel like shit. And some of my worst are when I'm totally rested and everything seems perfect.
>>40761374
Rehydrate asap and then take a couple shots of whiskey. You won't even give a fuck
>>40761601
>Rippetoe suicides
kek
>>40761601
Couldnt have asked for a more perfect reply
Get wasted and squat 6pl8
Do that PR without spot and without security bars so you can snap your neck with the bar when it'll crush you.
>>40761601
I'll take a try this week
>>40761615
This