chad /general/ last thread hit limit

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>you will never look as good as OP image

>>40761128
>this is what I have to compete with

why even fucking try?

This is a joke right this guy looks like eugene

>>40761128
You're not good-looking but not a Chad.

>>40761199
meant good-looking*

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>>40761128
who manlet dark and handsome here?

>>40761219
No, you were right the first time

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>>40761157

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You don't have to be a Chad to bag 10/10 girls. Just be confident, bro. Like the bald guy in this pic.

>>40761128
Don't you mean
>last thread hit NATTY limit

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Me and the gf

>>40761128
5/10

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Reporting for duty

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me on my yacht

>>40764266
>duty
lol!

>>40764266
you got the
>eating PIZZA
and
>not being at the gym
down but sadly that's not all there is to be a Chad

>>40765558
duty to fuck yo bitch

>>40765587
disappointing

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>>40765582
Implying the rest doesn't come naturally
>broads line up to beg for sex
>get promoted in IT world constantly while knowing jack shit because everyone is autistic/beta as fuck and I have leadership qualities
Lifes on easy mode for a chad like me Bruh

>>40765664
That's an imposter (fake chad)
The only duty I have is to be Chad, the rest comes naturally.

>>40765680
I know it, your reply was less than satisfactory.

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>>40761285

>>40762546
Is that the transvistite he fucked?

I know this is a troll thread but I need some advice. How do I shift this convo to meeting up? I always fuck around and miss my opportunity to set something up and girls lose interest. How do I make something of this?

I'd much prefer to just meet up to hook up rather than get food first and beat around the bush

>>40765721
Part of the beauty of being a Chad my friend.
>Make some mediocre statement
Manlets, wannabe-Chads, and sluts swoon over it probably repeating it to their friends. This is due to bias their brains have created in relation to me, Chad.

>Halloween
>No costume
>Throw on

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>>40765767
Fuck
>pic related

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Previous post fucked up
>Halloween
>No costume
>Throw on standard sweater
>Still pick up 9/10 blond QT dressed as police simply through osmosis
When you are a Chad literally no effort is required.
Pic related

>>40765785
God you're fucking boring

>>40765807
me on the right

>>40765785
You basically said it yourself
>i always fuck around and miss my opportunity
You should probably just try to meet up with her, as skipping directly to sex will be a bit harder and it doesn't seem like you have the personality for that.
Even if its just grabbing a coffee or whatever it breaks that initial transition from talking on an app to getting intimate irl
If you really don't want to have a "date" before sex though you just gotta roll the dice and go for it. Talking to her about some music bullshit isn't gonna change her answer if its a no.

>>40765862
then post tits, whore

>>40765885
rude

>>40765897
You're new here aren't you.
The only reason you make the internet aware you are female is to get attention without doing anything valuable.
Tits or gtfo

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>>40765937
>wants women to post tits in a chad thread
>doesn't begin by posting his chad dick

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>>40761128

>>40761128
High Bodyfat, Brown, and Negative Chantal tilt. Not a Chad, Achmed more like it

>>40765979
>wants
I don't give a fuck which option she picks.
Chad don't earn titty pics. If chad wants them, he gets them. Like I said idgaf about her titays

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>>40765979
Fighting the patriarchy one post at a time

>>40765937
>Beta boi posting in a Chad thread
Dick first bitch. If it's joocy enough you get your tits. If not, you can spend the night jerking it to PornHub

>>40765785
Well she's ugly as fuck so next her is step one

>>40766045
lulz
Oh please show me your breasticles! My life is so incomplete without them!

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>>40766045
Found the poster guys

>>40765825
>>40765785
she sounds boring af too, they deserve each other
demarco is solid tho

>>40766081
Little dick manlets get riled up so easy :P

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>>40766045

>>40766087
>>40766081
I can probably lift more than all these guys (:

>>40766116
>qualifying
what are you still doing here? You could not be less Chad

>>40761128
>Chad
More like pajeet op

>>40766129
No, I'm Stacy duh. You're not Chad unless I say so. Nobody's passed so far, not like I expected much!

>>40766081
i will make my chad hunt you down you little beta bitch

>>40766156
Heh, you don't get how this works. That's alright.
We (Chads) can still ignore the lukewarm hole between your legs.
g'night bb!

>>40766206
nigga, you don't 'Make' a chad do anything.

>>40765807
99% sure I know that girl

>>40766224
thats what us stacys want you to believe

>>40766211
Definitely not Chad. This is what you call a fake alpha guys. Next!

>>40766227
Probably because she's standard basic white bitch
But for the lulz you ever been to UVM?

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This might be the most pathetic, delusional thread I've ever seen in my life

>>40766332
>white
bitch is clearly slant eyed

>>40766405
kind of looks like it in pic, maybe just combination of potato quality, angle, and drunkenness

>>40766211
Quick tip from Stacy guys, if you say shit on the Internet you'd never say in real life, you're not Chad. (:

>>40766332
¿Universidad del Valle de México?

>>40766440
The thing is we (Chads) wouldn't even say anything to you in real life, maybe tell your to swallow our cum if drunk enough

>>40766440
you're either an ugly chick or a neckbeard who thinks he's an epic troll, either way it's not stacy
what you say is true, but I'll say anything in real life

>>40766440
Neckbeards that pretend to be girls scare the living shit out of me.

>>40766405
she is fucking clearly white

>>40766466
university of Vermont, burgerville

>>40766480
>>40766475
>>40766468
Fake alphas

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>>40766480
You're posting in a "Chad" thread dude. You're part of the cess pool now. You're only hope is to leave and never look back. Or end up like me. Pic related, it's me.

>>40766584
Nice ath-m50s M'Gentleman

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where are my fellow beardchads at

>>40766831
>that
>chad
jajajajaja

>>40766831

>backwards hat
>vaping

yeah , you went full retard

Are Chads supposed to be big, dumb, mean,selfish and bad toward other people,yet incredibly attractive and strong or perfect in every way, be it physical, mentally and morally?

>>40767329
not really
most chads I know are pretty cool lads

>>40767329
Now thats just the fake alphas idea of being a chad

They have no charisma so they pretend to be badass instead

>>40765807
lol at this crosspost

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>>40765669
Chads don't work in IT you mong

>>40767329
chads are usually good people who also look good. truly blessed individuals

>>40766087
>make ME a planet

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Is it possible to "chadify" your face? Or am I doomed if I was born without the genetics for it?

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>>40768026
plastic surgery

>>40768205
How much would it cost for a nose job and to get that chin?

>>40768214
all he did was make your neck thicker dumbass

>>40768224
then what the fuck happened to his eyes?

>>40768214
I think a chin implant costs around 4-7k dollars

>>40768247
Yeah he fixed his negative canthal tilt too

Surgery needed for that

>>40768482
Now that I'm looking at it again he may have just changed his brow Ridge

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>>40766831

>>40766831
>having a long beard
disgusting

short kept beards master race

>>40766831
do you even fucking lift?
probably one of those turbo ham planets who think they know everything because they have a beard

>>40762601
She cakes on makeup while the guy puts like 1-2 products in his hair thats it. Women have it easy

>>40766000
Ree-minder that this is what girls mean when they say they hate muscly guys and prefer their bf cuddly

>>40766831
Likely hiding your subhuman lower third, only reason people that arent terrorists have one.

>>40767329
No Chads are nice and can be bros, don't befriend a Chad though it's infuriating hearing about him banging random stacies then asking you how your weekend was. I asked one that I talked to regularly at the gym how to get grills and he actually said "Just be confident" i almost wanted to run him over in the parking lot.

But yeah you really dont live on the same world as these people.

>>40767941
lmaooo!

>>40765807
>9/10

>>40765937
>>40765979
>>40766027
none of you are talking to a girl or about one
stupid gullible fucks.
me last Wednesday pic related.

>>40761128
Is that you Jordan?