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how do you not fart all day and go to the shitter like clock work? i dont eat at the same times every day and i sometimes have to shit 2 to 3 times a day and i have to fart all the time...
i dont even consume dairy products and meat like once a week...
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>>40759134
>i dont even consume dairy products and meat like once a week

lmao nigga you eating beans all day or what?
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>>40759134
your colon muscels are too weak. use senna/senes tea so your colon is forced to squize and become strogner
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>Activia or kefir- they eat lactose and shit out B Vitamins and essentially stop whey/casein/other dairy proteins from making you fart but help with a range of food digestion
>Enough carbs with your protein powder- 4 slices of bread before or after drinking your shake is plenty and stops it pretty much immediately

Carbs slow your shit down too- hence why processed foods tend to make you more constipated and blocked up

Enough healthy fats and fibre are the number one way to make you shit properly- avocados, nuts, seeds, fish etc

Cheat mode: pic related- makes you shit like a greek god no matter what you eat
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>>40759141
not really
fish, bread, eggs, oats, whole grains in general, red lentils like twice a week...stuff like that..but I plan to eat more beans and eliminate bread from my diet, I heard it shouldnt be a problem if you get used to it and wash them properly
>>40759159
it this true? will check this out
>>40759210
I dont eat processed food but lots of carbs
shitting isnt even a problem, its just that I have to shit so often at random times and have to fart in between all the time and it makes social life hell
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>>40759134
Girl in the OP with her Asian boyfriend
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>>40759257
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>>40759257
don't care, I have yellow fever anyway
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>>40759233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-YQ7LXjeDQ
listen to this guy
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Align helped curb my constant farting and shitting
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>>40759233
>makes social life hell

Help I have the same problem, how do I stop from having to poop right in the middle of a walk with no toilet in proximity
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>>40759257
>>40759264
>>40759134
She's using shitty contacts, her eyes are brown
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>>40759495
senna tea = stronger colon, normies are afraid because they feel "painnfull" "cramps" and in reality its stretching of a colon, you supossed to feel this movement
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>>40759134
Fiber nigga. Eat some beanz and shit.

I found chia seeds a good source of fibre. Throw a handful of them shits into your proton shake and you'll be regular in a few weeks.

Old people swear by prunes to clean out their shit boxes too.
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>>40759264
>>40759257
Good for them, they seem happy :3
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she's a dyke, actually
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