*Blocks your arteries*

>>40752451
what happens here?

>>40752451
They make the perfect fleshlight for my microdick.

>>40752451
Animal products. Is that what you are talking about?

>>40752539
Found the vegcuck

>>40752543
not him, and i eat meat but when someone says "I do this thing"
Its pretty fucking retarded to say "found the person that does those things."

>>40752451
Blocks the arteries of your dick as well.
#1 reason for erectile dysfunction

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*breaks your glass*

>>40752581
found the vegcuck

>>40752633
>tripfag
stay in your echo chambers, I mean generals

>>40752633

>B-b-but muh protein! muh B12!!!

>>40752616
IT'S SO FUCKING DARK IN HERE

>>40752451
*teleports behind you*
*clogs your arteries, causing a heart attak annd no gains*
"heh, nothin personal kid"
>reply to this post or you will lose 20 pounds in muscle by next week

>>40754935
FUCK. DO NOT WANT

>>40753618
heh

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Why don't we have the ability to maneuver things inside our bodies? If I could reach in and manually clean out my arteries or remove shit that shouldn't be in there it would make things a lot easier.

Instead I have to go get fucking cut open.

>>40755000
ok. How tf are you gon get fat out of your closed blood vessels?

>>40755039
Squeeze it like after you jerk off to get the last cum out.

>>40754935
Shit on my dick negro

>>40752451
I'm still as fit as you, I could run a marathon even.

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>>40752451
>jumps into bloodstream
>*Hold up*

>>40755304
Based aspirin

>>40752464
iirc, something funky happening with the cells lining the interior of the artery leads to increased permeability, culminating in an immune response wherein WBCs eat cholesterol inside the inner layer of the vessel until they explode. This leads to more immune response. The whole thing grows until it occludes the vessel.

You're already halfway here unless you're in a super small population of genetic gods or eat the most autistic diet you've ever dreamed of.

>>40754935
>*quadruple bypasses behind you*
>pssh, nothing cholesterol kid

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>>40752451
Nothin' personnel, kid.

>>40754935
Jokes on you, i only have 10 lbs of muscle mass

>>40754935
posting

>>40754935
reply

>>40754935
*blocks your shitpost*