*blocks your path*
>>40742624
*teleports behind you*
Nothin personal kid
>>40742895
>*lets out a burst of energy and instantly transform right before your eyes*
>" Heh, cute."
>"now step aside and make way you skinnyfat lil shit"
Shoot in for the Double Leg
>>40743041
>>40742624
Jeff is so perfect
>>40742624
all Seid had to do was fix his fucking hair and put on a shirt and now he's handsome.
t. someone who has always made fun of him for being a faggot twink. if he just grows up out of that pathetic copycat persona he had then I'd respect him. it worked for zyzz because zyzz was actually funny and a troll and didn't take himself seriously
>>40742624
*bakes le cookies*
>>40742624
oh okay lol
>>40743230
Jeff is nothing like Zyzz. For one thing, Jeff knows what he's doing and didn't kill himself in a sauna. Also, Jeff is mich more succesful than Zyzz ever would be if he were still alive.
>>40742624
>wet finger in mouth
>stick finger in his belly button
>>40742624
>>40743041
Good god jeff could be absurdly attractive if he learned how to style his hair properly
>>40743888
not really, his face ruins his whole look
>>40743888
He literally doesn't need to "learn" anything. His hair is already long due to his obsession with copying Zyzz' Final Fantasy Anime hair.
All he has to do is
>buy pomade
>put on hair
>comb it back
Instantly he becomes real-world attractive instead of a Dragon Ball Z character.
Bonus
>stop saying brah, sick cunt, and fuark every 3rd word
He's so close to being tolerable, yet so far.
>>40742624
This dude would look awesome (no homo) with long hair and very short beard, just to make him look a bit older without hiding his jaw.