*blocks your path*

*confronts with difficult social situation*

>>40737027
*permanently ruins endocrine system for jewtube views*

Please I just want to leave, I don't want any more eggs

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>>40737027

"a real man walks me to my car"

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Sup kid, why are you so short, skinny with shitty genetics ?

>>40737048
lol funny pic

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>>40737027
Hello, old friend.

>>40737027
"no babe you can't suck my dick right now. I'm going to be late for work"

>>40737043
underfuckingrated

>>40737027
Gut punch, despite being lean, he's got a weak core.

The say there's another in it for you if you block my path or cut your eyes at me again.

>>40737027
why is his body so unaesthetic?

>>40737027
*punches him in the face*
*mounts him*
*ground and pound*

And that's why you do some kind of MA along with lifting.

>>40737027
He literally looks like an overcompensating Harry Potter

>>40738504
Yeah. This too. Weak core means poor ground game.

Also, Americans never seem to expect a good head butt. Remember to look at their teeth going in to get em in the eye.

>>40738536
Aiming for the nose is a better idea.

>>40738504
>Mount him
Ha gaaaaaaaaaay

>>40738576
A broken nose hurts a ton but it doesn't stun me the way getting hit on the temple or right in the eye does.

>>40737048
my sides

>>40737027
Horrible abs.

>>40738603
I don't know, mate. I've been punched and head-butted in the nose. It can definitely stun you and leave you open for a quick straight + hook.

you look like a fag with that haircut and no I don't want to butt fuck you

>>40738636
holy fuck I just noticed that, prob why he built his chest up?