>no fph thread

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>>40725290
Dumping

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>>40725290
Post full version.

>>40725454
Fuck off butthurt fatass.

>>40725591
>>40725591
Why the hell would you jump from a 4 meters just like that ?
What was she expecting to happen ?

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>>40725591
was she trying to cause an earthquake?

>>40725379

I can't tell you how stupid this meme is, not everyone is some libertarian shithead. I'm an ex fat guy and wouldn't give a flying fuck if you paid 100 or 1000 more per month in insurance. The only thing that ever moves people is pure, raw emotion.

>>40725610
>>40725616
Before I got lazy and put on weight, I used to train for this kind of shit almost everyday. I did parkour/freerunning in the city because I was a teenager just out of highschool with no job.

I'd routinely jump off of 1 story heights and roll away from it, it was relatively easy to do, if you're somewhat healthy and don't have joint issues.

Of course if you're a fatty, you're fucked, so she's retarded.

Did someone upload the last my 600 lbs life on yt yet?

>>40725617
That's cool, the rest of us, the ones who actually have to carry your weight that you yourself can't are fre to yell at you until you change your shitty way of life or remove yourself.
Guess what, not giving a fuck about what others may think or feel goes both ways. Let's see you beign moved by pure, raw emotion when all everyone around you will ever feel for you is contempt.

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would you ever see a /fit/ person do anything like this? why are the fat ones the most stupidest?

>>40725426
>purposely going out of your way to not date

How would that even work? Like a thin girl asking a fat fuck to be asked out only to answer him no when he finally does?

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>>40725744
like seriously

WOULD you

>>40725617
1) Pretty sure that fat people not caring about how they affect other peoples lives is the whole fucking point of the argument. Thank you for validating

2) Go be poor somewhere else

>>40725756
>trying to reasonwith the tumblr fatfucks

You would have a better chance of talking to christtards or sandniggers.

>>40725744
>the new face, and body, of the Republican party

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>>40725454
fatty wearing adidas
my sides

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>>40725888
>>40725897

Sweet mother of god ...

>>40725897
hahahahah omg i've got to start watching this

>I live with a functional fatty and don't want to offend him.
>he's not the in a cart at walmart type of fat, just the overweight handy man type.

>>40725454
nice attempt at a haircut and glasses to somehow frame the face into a shape other than a melting ice cream scoop.

>>40725591
I mean, this was just dumb. You goto be pretty lithe and quick and strong to handle big falls.

>>40725897
kek

>>40725290
Someone should isolate her face so we can turn it into a reaction meme.

>>40725582
This show is absolutely fantastic, called Secret Eaters.
In one episode theres a woman that eats like 9 packs of crisps a day + nearly 20 cups of tea with sugar.
Her husband considered his Sunday roast his healthiest meal in which he had like 3 servings and 8 fucking lagers, every single week.
They also follow the fatties around and theyre so fucking daft they dont even hide how greedy they are - i.e they get petrol but also buy 2 or 3 mars bars all on camera.

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>https://fabuplusmagazine.com/
i want to die

it's too late to make the western world HEALTHY again

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>>40725591
more fat people trying to do athletic things plz?

>>40725988
This is a very British post.

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>>40725666

>>40725290

gotta love the banding of all cultures to denounce fatties

literally /fit/

>>40725988
>used to be a fat fucking piece of shit
>one day decide to count all the calories I ate
>was pushing 6k on an average
>no wonder I gained so much fucking weight


Here's what my diet used to look like

>King size candy bar x2
>at least a 6 pack of soda
>8 servings of cereal/milk
>half a large pizza
>snack bag of chips
>little debbie snack x2

>>40726057
I used to fight over a whole box of family sized pizza for myself

>>40726057
>>King size candy bar x2
>>at least a 6 pack of soda
>>8 servings of cereal/milk
>>half a large pizza
>>snack bag of chips
>>little debbie snack x2
how the fuck didn't you die

>>40726070
Yeah, actually looking back, it was the whole pizza, or maybe I'd leave like 2 slices for later.


I got pretty heavy.

>>40726057
I can understand Scooby's advice about not drinking calories, they barely fill you up but people don't realize just how calorie-dense shit like soda and juice is.

>>40726010
I'm British, and it's a British show. We have quite a few shows about fat fucks, most of them just completely tearing into them.

>supersize vs superskinny - fat fuck and a pseudo-anorexic retard have to swap diets
>some show where they split up co-dependent fat couples and they cant see each other until they lose weight

There is generally a very anti-fat culture over here (although we still have our fair share of disgusting fatsos)

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PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE

>>40725897
video link?

>>40726135
cant wait for the threads to come when he finally dies, gonna be some quality banter

>>40726103
>supersize vs superskinny - fat fuck and a pseudo-anorexic retard have to swap diets
That sounds fucking hilarious

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>>40725744
Lol drumpf btfo xD

>>40726174
It's an absolute pearler, its often like 3 biscuits and a red bull vs three curries. Everyone cries, its a great time. Most episodes the fat people make a positive change but the skellies carry on eating like an apple and a piece of toast every day.

>>40726249
jajaja

>>40726249
BRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>40725582
3106 calories isn't really THAT much, am I mistaken?

>>40725988
Sorry to burst your bubble but the show is staged. They are told to buy snacks and eat like pigs when the camera is rolling.

>>40726334
she's a 5'5 woman.

I'd gain weight if I ate 3k calories as a 6'3 male.

>>40726348
so you have no muscles? is that what you are trying to tell us anon?

>>40726135
>>40726173
This. I honestly can't wait for that worthless fat fuck to croak. And neither can his wife.

/r/ that video of her basically being disgusted by him from a few months ago.

>>40726355
>this is what the media is doing to Trump.

>>40726334
I plugged it into a TDEE calculator. Assuming 30 year old 5'8" female with a sedentary lifestyle (I don't know her stats, I just made them up), 3106 calories levels off when you reach 401 pounds.

>>40726334
she looks about 5'6" woman of 225 lbs, so she would need to eat 1999 calories a day to maintain weight, she is eating almost 1.5 that

>>40725744
lol this is the best thing I've seen in weeks. This is EXACTLY how I picture the average trump supporter :P

So true to life!

>>40726377
>this is what trumpets actually believe

>>40726462
so what you're saying is you're a homosexual AND part of the losing political party?

>>40725617
Being required to pay for health insurance I don't need as I never visit the doctor makes me emotional. Haven't gotten sick since Jan 2012 and was fined $600 this year on my taxes for no health insurance. My gym membership should have counted, it's what keeps me healthy. Fuck people who choose to be sick.

>>40726478
I'm not a burger and i'm not a loyal lap dog of some retarded party. I really don't care much that you celebrate an imbecile that is ruining your economy and reputation, it is just absurd.

>>40726585
I'll be so glad when we repeal this shit.

>>40726334
that's about my TDEE and I'm a 6'3'' male doing a couple hours of cardio every other day

>>40726334
Dude, I'm a 6'3" 235 pound man and if I eat that much in a single sitting I'm stuffed for two days.

I don't think I can eat that much in a single sitting. Unless it's some highly dense stuff.

I can't even remember the last time I've had 3k in a day I've been cutting or maintaining for so long.

>>40726001
I-is it wrong that even as a Fitbro I'd tap that with no shame? Asking for a friend

>>40726135
I am going to be so fucking happy when that fat fuck finally dies

>>40726760
Yes.
Respect your dick motherfucker.

>>40726773
She's probably so dick starved I could have all the rough humiliating sex with her and she'd come back for more. Also I would bring snacks.

>>40726796
You can find actual human females that have a fetish for being sub and rough sex, bruh.

No reason to stick your dick in that pile of shit.

>>40726057
I fucking love cereal with milk but goddamn, son. I can't imagine having eight bowls of cereal in just one day.

>>40726823
But not any that are as sturdy and able to take a pounding like that one

>>40725897

YOU BUNCHA BASTARDS!

>>40725386
>studies that are wrong because of BMI
retarded as fuck

How many people with a body like Frank Zane do you see when you go outside?

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>>40726851
>implying

Fat fucks like that have zero stamina.

Source : guy who fucked fatties

Get a normal girl bruh.

>>40726849
It's more like 4 bowls, just double servings in the bowl.


I've cut it down to 1 big bowl, or 2 tiny ones.

>>40725379
>illegal
Maybe in the United States of Backwardistan
In any reasonable country your insurance is more expensive if you:
- are old (people above 65 won't even get ensured)
- are fat
- smoke
- drink
- have a dangerous or very demanding job
- have a family history of congenital disease
You are forced to provide that information in order to get insured and if the insurance company finds out you lied you won't be getting any moneys.

>>40726867
Well that's certainly a start.

These days I just have two slices of brown bread with peanut butter for breakfast instead. I don't eat a lot of fatty foods so it works out well.

>>40725744
Being stupid makes you fat, not the other way around

>>40725888
Clearly walking up

>>40726866
Doesn't need a lot of stamina to stay bent over and take it in the pooper

>>40726946
No, she can't go down like normal people. She has to shamble down the stairs backwards.

>>40725591
Her left leg is 100% fucked.
The entire weight of that thing rests for a second on it's left side and it bends when it touches the floor.

Also lmao at how it jumps as if there was a pool on the floor

>>40726135
He's rich and paying for his own healthcare

>>40726080
Bruh what the fuck I eat a large pizza to myself maybe once a week on top of my regular diet and I'm just fucking JACKED. You shoulda been doing pyramid stacks on your sets bruh

>>40726335

Probably to a point, yes, but if they're that fat, then it's safe to assume they do that normally anyway. Sneaking food is a VERY common tactic among the morbidly obese.

>>40725744
This was exactly how I pictured half of /pol/.
There other half I picture it the same but DYEL instead

>>40725897
I like happy endings

>>40726952
Yeah., but that shit gets boring.

True girl has to ride you like stallion and fatfucks are unable to do that.

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>>40726249
Nah, if you're fat it's gonna sound like "brbrbrbr BRBRBRBRBR" so if it's just smell, then we're looking at the skinny people, and if it smells really bad, the build are to blame.

>>40727057
Isnt gluttony a sin?

>>40725616
Is that the monster from Legion?

>>40726334
it's not - for a 200lbs, physically active man
for a woman it's twice what she needs

>>40726013
I wouldn't do it even if I was 150lbs teenager. Those jumps add up in your joints.

>>40725666
Okay satan

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>>40725897
lmao

>>40726866
I'd also like to point out that most fatties are also in chronic pain and super sensitive. I've worked on both huge, smelly fatties and tiny old women and as a general rule, the smallest bodies can take the most pressure. Little Asian ladies really like it rough.

t. Massage Therapist

>>40725744
How does one not give a fuck like this? Jesus.

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>>40727057
>>40727081
>be fat fuck christian
>use my religion as an excuse for me being a lazy fat fuck
>conveniently forget about gluttony being a sin and your body being a temple
>praise jeebus for my diabeetus

God works in mysterious ways, ya'll. Losing my legs to the betus is part of his plan for me.

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>>40726249
uh... alright, I'll give you that one.

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>>40725988
Just watched an episode of that featuring pic related.
>his wife ratching though the cupboards at 1:30am
"im ungra"
This is why I'm against the NHS

>>40726612
>>40726478
>being part of any political party
The point of trump was that he wasn't a democrat and he wasn't a republican so you can fuck right off back to r/thedonald with your gay divisive party mentality. Fucktards like you ruin everything

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>>40726069
>If you honestly think that every post containing the word "fat" is directed at you, maybe you should lose some weight.

REKT

>>40726971

last time I checked he was bitching on twitter about how drumpf was gonna kill him by taking away his healthcare or some shit like that

>>40726369
post that video, can't found it

Has any researcher proposed a harsh approach on being a fatass as the result of an (specific) psychological condition? These people have literally zero self control over what they eat and don't have the will to exercise to save their lives, they go as far as to lie to justify their addiction. I believe the kind of fatties who complain about fatphobia and thin privilege are legit fucked in the head kind of like crackheads, chronic masturbators, serial killers. Really scary.

>>40727547

>chronic masturbators

ah sheeiiiiittt that's me am I a degenerate anon?

>>40727410
You see that one ham planet that was in a clinic scoffing down fish & chips then saying "it's not my money it's the NHS so I don't care"
The NHS is suffering enough, these fucking self centred sacks of cottage cheese are wheezing in protest about "thin privilege" whilst they have their extra needs catered to because it's 'their right'
Can't even see the hypocrisy.
I want to murder them.

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Lol this thread is so dumb. Some of us are just born to be fat. I work out 5 times a week at the gym( 3 days of 5x5 and 2 of cardio ) and I eat 2000 calories a day ( use mfp to calculate and use a food scale to weight everything ) and I somehow went from 336 to 340 in just a few weeks.

In b4 hurrrrr your counting it wrong durrrrrrrr

>>40727304
My brother worked in the belgian parliament as a handy-man (he sets up rooms for meetings, cleans offices and stuff). They literally have to set up 2 chairs next to eachother for the minister of health because she's huge af. She's called Maggie de Blok, saw her once when I went to visit my bro and she really is a fuckibg block. A big ass intimidating woman that looks like she could eat you any second.

>>40727571
Chronic masturbators are more like people that can't resist fapping, even in public.

>>40727599
Read
>>40725386

>>40727599

>when your moob is half the size of someone's torso

Well done fatass.

>>40727599
Do you really think anyone is going to read your post past "some of us are just born fat"? Bait better next time, mongoloid.

>>40727547
It's called greed & laziness bruh
Aside from Prada Willi (correct spelling?) which if I recall , is the condition of never feeling full & is often linked with somebody learning disability.

>>40727599

this picture makes me feel sick

the white skin, the fat bastard, that hairy patch on the dudes neck, that extremely weird bodyshape of the person on the left, making me clueless to if it's a male or female, all in all, pretty disgusting photo,

>>40725744
Not going to lie, I'm mirin that wall cake.

>>40727571
This >>40727603
They masturbate like 10 times per day no matter what. If you have been on a family vacation and spent a week or even a couple of days without beatin ya meat you know you're not one.

>>40726069
savage

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Heres some fatty that was posted on /cgl/

>>40725744
Of course he's a neckbeard

>>40726851
Are you kidding just because someone is not fat doesn't mean they aren't tough.

>>40727623

Prader-Willi. It really is a horrible disease I wouldn't wish on anyone.

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>>40725426
>we are growing in numbers and in weight

Thanks /fit/, saw this thread on the front page and decided to check it out. I'm going to go for a nice long walk now.

>>40725369
Nice! Always good to see a fellow powerlifter!

>>40727304
>dat corset
it's like the physical manifestation of that freeze-up you get when you really need to poop but if you move one inch, you'll shit yourself

>>40725454
you went into a thread called fat hate? What the fuck did you expect dumbass? Are you shocked to see men pissing in the men's room too?

>>40725744
That wall cake though

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>>40725290

is pop off james up yet?

>>40725988
I like the episode where the girl was fat training for a marathon, she would run and burn thousand calories, then go home and eat at a surplus ans wonder why she lost no weight.

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>>40727577
I'd say day of the rope but you'd have to hang these fucks from cranes. The sheer level of entitlement makes me furious

>be GP
>see fatties nearly everyday
>give them ressources to help them lose weight, including being followed by a nutrisionist
>often come back a few weeks later and tell me none of it works despite supposedly following every advice given
>cant slap them or call them a fat fuck without getting a complaint

At least the fat 40 year old dudes realize their health is bad and that they will probably die young, they don't try to find excuses for it.

>>40725808
See
>>40725772

>>40725545
>I have banged numerous hot girls/guys just by showing up and being my magnificent self
>have sex with tone of hot people in one night, sometimes more than one at the same time
Lies

>>40726760
Yes, it's people like you who have no shame to fuck fatties are the reason they stay fat. They have no reason to lose weight if they can still get dick from average to above average looking guys. If they only could get bottom of the barrel guys they would probably start losing weight or keep it off before it got to that point.

>>40725772
>that fucking face
I laughed hard and I don't know why what the fuck

>>40728468
Lowtest dyel detected

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>>40725744
>wall cake
>having chips and salsa
One of these things isnt like the other

>>40728276
The only reason to not park at the edge of parking lots is if you're in a low income neighbourhood with lots of basketball americans around. Even if you're healthy. Prevents dingdongs dinging up your car, and lets you enjoy a nice short walk in the fresh air.

>>40728326
Was yesterday.

>>40727006
>the build are to blame

What?

>>40727724
This just makes me feel sad.

>>40728727
mods pls

>>40728727
psyllium husk xF every day

>>40725591
>I fucking hate being spoken down to by coastal elites like I'm some kind of retard!
>is this retarded

Well, whatever keeps us in power but, damn.

>>40728727

I used to get them when I wasn't properly breathing during squats.

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>>40726249
>lost 100 lbs
>thinnest person in the house
>fart quietly while we're watching TV
>fatties at each other's throats

>>40728963
Amazing

>>40728963
I notice people who are fit have the smelliest farts, that is how I spot the guilty one.

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>>40728276
Holy shit. Roasted

>>40725897
well atleast she knows she fucked up, hopefully she gets better

>>40729106
You know she's just gonna say something about getting on a motel bed is thin privilege.

>>40726001
>plus sized hiking
Is that what they call it where they walk 5 minutes to the supermarket to buy chips and diet soda?

>>40725897
I dont understand why she cant get on, how exactly is her fat stopping her from getting on the bed?

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>>40729261

The bed had wheels, so everytime she shuffled up to it her gunt made it roll away.

>>40729085
KEK

>>40729085

>even the wall tiles have food on them

wew

>>40729280
But...if she went at it from the foot of the bed, it would have been pressed against the wall.

>>40729315

We're talking about a Juggalo here.

>>40729315
fatties are children

literally stupid tard children, that's how they got so fat

of course she can't figure out basic logic

>>40725481
I prefer second girl

I like it when they're overweight like that but I hate when they're fucking proper fat or skinny

Idk what to even search for porn categories that find me with an actual chubby (NOT FUCKING FAT) girl, it's irritating as cunt

>>40725897
This reminds me of when I was younger:
>parents are fat
>parents got the first class seats in a train or plane, forget which.
>get to our seats first
>its super comfortable with arms rests at the perfect height
>parents show up
>they force the arm rests up because it was cutting into their side
>ask them to put it back down
>they say they can't
>ask why cause I'm 7
>no reply
>spend the rest of the trip with my arms to my sides between them in an uncomfortable way

>>40728824
You literally have no idea where this bitch lives

>>40727547
>chronic masturbators
>>40727651
>>40727603
shieeet I used to wank 20+ times a day

still do 5-10+ a day

used to jack off in public all the time

started wanking when I was 7 at like if I had to guess prob 30-40+ times a day (I did it from morning till night no breaks)

my dick still works in sex though, maybe I'm just super high test ;)

srs tho is this bad because my dick still works fine

>>40725988
I fucking love British documentaries. Most are simply just trolling exercises. I even don't begrudge the BBC licence tax at times, as even the BBC News website will run trolling articles about fatties/benefit claimants.

Agreed with >>40726335 but >>40726975 is also right. They're probably "encouraged" at certain points, but if you took a skelly and told him to do shit like that when the cameras were rolling, they'd still be a skelly on screen. These people don't get magically fat and greedy for the cameras.

If just ONE person realises what a horrible lazy slob they are due to shows like this, it's more than worth the money.

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>>40725454
That finger is on borrowed time as are the rest of your self-inflicted diabetes filled limbs

Who else watched that trainwreck last night with Boil Legs James? He was the worst manbaby I've ever seen.

>>40726103
Do you know the name of the show about the codependent people?

>>40729541
Does anyone have a torrent or stream link to the boil leg James episode? I think it's season 5 episode 16.

>>40729541
does anyone have the Mega?

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>>40725582
episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYJrC3RTtgQ

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>>40729628
It's Season 5 episode 11
I can't find a link

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>>40729726

Just starting the James episode with my GF after seeing the thread last night. Should I be drunk?

>>40728276
that triggered my /o/, I bet she scratches up parked cars and does dangerous shit because she can't turn her globular neck around to check

>>40729804
If you drink everytime manbaby James screams something about "MAH LEGS" you will get alcohol poisoning.

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>>40729748
Oh sorry, I won't do it again

>>40729532
Yeah see a doctor about it, it's a pretty definitive indicator of neurological or psychological damage. I hear it's fairly treatable though.

>>40726334
Its 600 under maintenance for me. 5'7, 160 lb MARSOC guy who gyms 2x a day, runs 2x a day, and does physically active training several hours a day.

>>40729541
Bruh, the only other m600pl I'm going to watch is your pic related. James K was too fucking much for me. Doesn't help my grandpa had similar (albeit lesser) leg shit, and my grandma took care of him and enabled him. He was an awful person, and I'm not sad he's gone. Just hit a nerve hard remembering that shit from 20 years ago.

>>40729866
Jesus. I quit drinking three months ago because alcohol is a gains goblin, but I'm 15 minutes in now and I am strongly considering starting up again. Those boils are gonna haunt my nightmares for years to come.

>>40726004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ4tSys4ibU

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>>40729875
oh my fucking god I can smell that shit through the screen. send in a crew to take this fatty out.

>>40729619
Lose weight for love, it was. I'm not sure theres many episodes - didn't really catch on.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40727599
My fat friend has to lose either 15% body fat or 35 lbs in a month and a half or else he gets kicked out the military. Been hazing him 2x a day to help him lose the bf. He's already lost 7% and gained 12 lbs in one month. If you were weak before its not surprising that your weight went up but your bf should be declining. I promise that you are not an anomaly of the human race and that you eating less calories than you exert will make you lose fat.

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>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40729888
the thing is I don't mind it though

I never did

the only downside is I smell like shit (sweating obv) but I can shower and shave so Saul Goodman

when you mean neurological/physchological do you mean like abused or hit around the head?

cause I was beaten from a baby till my early teens and I'm a very unstable person with a lot of issues

>>40729961
>implying that huge wall of fat isn't the ultimate bulletproof vest

>>40730027
Both potentially. Could be a coping mechanism, could be an addiction to the chemicals released, could be other things. Even if it doesn't bother you, you could still be doing damage to your dong using it as often as you do.

>>40729418
How fuckin american are you, that bitch fat
Also she should wear jeans her actual size

>>40730028
Muscle slows bullets more than fat. But neither can stop a bullet.

Been tested heaps.

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>>40727410
>im ungra

>>40730050
>Both potentially
yeah I mean over the past few years I realised how severe the beatings I got to my head were as a toddler/baby and how my dad cucked me out of being a somewhat intelligent non-slow person

oh well

>coping mechanism
well I mean I was a really depressed kid which is why I started spending my entire days jacking off (30+ times) when I was 7

still depressed but I just have that urge, I can't really ignore it, and when I manage to break free for a few days I feel so worthless without it

do I just strut into the GP and say "I keep wanking a lot help", what will they do? I won't mind drugs but if they give me some self-control exercises I won't stick to them

>>40730056
I'm Turkish

>>40726187
just saw she is smoking as well.
Talk about burning the candle at both ends

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40729532
how does your heart handle it?

>>40730089
Just accept you like fat bitches, its like those guys "I like fuckin my bros butt but im NOT HOMO"
also if you go to a doctor they will probably get you to do some kind of therapy, I think its worth a shot, life is too short to be controlled by a fapping urge. You probably think it's no big deal now, but you will feel better once you get rid of it

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>tfw you've been waiting all day for Jameskino to appear on mega/ stream and nothing's happening

Fucking hell, I just wan't to watch thisrotting gastropod scream about muh leg, is it too much to ask?

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Fresh OC

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>>40728276
Fucking savage

>>40730154

>wan't
>so mad I'm turning retarded

Fuck you James!

>>40730137
idk I'm really good at cardio now though

>>40730147
ok ai like fat bitches, I dont really care about the label, I hate anyone fatter than that so I don't fall into the BBW category, idk where to find my porn

>feel better once you grt rid of it
doubt that desu, i hate my life and i dont enjoy much else (i pretty much just enjoy music, wanking, fucking and lifting)

once i get rid of fapping ill have a big empty void

>>40727724
cgl's ita threads are savage

>>40726334
I eat like 1500 a day when I'm not exercising. I'm a 5'6" female.

>>40730089
Yeah, pretty much. Just tell them you wanted to have your dong checked out and explain how often you fap. They'll ask the necessary questions from there. With what you're explaining they might just suggest therapy or something if your junk's fine.

>>40729324
True, Juggalos are pathetic.

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>>40725897
I honestly feel no pity here.

I know I SHOULD feel something, my brain tells me I should but I just dont. I just look at this and think.

>why haven't we been taken over by another country yet?

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES

>>40730183
You recognise that wanking that much might be an issue, but you are not willing to check with a doctor to see how much of an issue it is and eventually change it.
That sounds really similar to a fatfuck mentality to me

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I just finished watching the new boil leg James episode. I've been interested for the entire season, as the "AH MY LEG" in the intro was morbidly interesting.

WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WAS THAT SHIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>40730280
Yeah he's never gonna make it. Just some faggot.

any youtube links up yet?

>>40730298
My 600-lb Life is on TLC Go if you know someone with cable who would be willing to share their log in. It's just the one you use for your cable account.

>>40727304
don't make me run; I'm full of chocolate!

>>40725744
>Wall Cake

I like this guy.

>>40729901
You have the same workout routine every day? But I thought today will be different. So much for marsoc I guess.

Jk bro I went to SSBC with some of you guys you're chill.

>>40726081
They're not even calorie dense it's just that most of the calories come from the shitload of sugar in both these drinks, or store bought iced teas, or any drink you can buy in a bottle besides water (and alcohol but that's different)

>>40726174
I ran into that on youtube yesterday it's kinda weird. I mostly feel bad for the sorta- anorexics.

>>40729418
She's already fat there you idiot

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>>40729423

>>40730089
I'm a /fit/ trap and wanted to come to Turkey to meet cute guys, would u drop ur fattie-fetish for me? :3

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>>40727599

>>40729875
pop off james!

>>40730317
thanks.

>>40726754
it's easy to rack that up if you only eat fast food and processed foods. They have next to no substance and high calories, which is why fatties still think they're hungry all the time.

>>40726849
i've eaten a whole box of cereal before through multiple bowls but that's because I was stoned out of my mind and didn't remember how much i had already eaten.

I just don't buy cereal anymore.

>>40725897
I...
Honestly feel incredibly sad for that woman.
It doesn't matter the amount of work she puts in, or if she goes through with liposuction. She's going to be physically unhealthy for the rest of her life now and there's nothing she could possibly do about it because she's destroyed her physical condition permanently.

>>40726903
I know in nipnop land the company you work for can get fined if you're overweight and if you don't lose enough on the company fitness plan, you can get fired.

I wish america did shit like that, because then the hardest workers might actually get some recognition while the fatties who do nothing could get fired.

>>40730365
I'm not exclusively slightly fat fetished
I like actual t h i c c girls (big bums, small waist, big tits) mostly, if you're thin you can fuck off

I would say you'd get lynched since this is a muslim majority country but Turkey has been in favour of trans rights for decades sadly

oh well come over and I'll give you my 6.5in" cock, nothing to lose

>>40730157
It's been proven time and time again that fatties are oblivious to reality.

"Walking 30 minutes a day" is their estimate of how much time they spend walking in a 24 hour period, not going for a 30 minutes session of exercise. like 2 minutes to walk to bathroom. 8 minutes walking around grocery store leaning on cart.

Same with "sweets once a month." They think that's true even though it's probably several times a week.

>>40726927
Actually you're wrong. I've met a ew people who were skinny in high school and pretty smart and they're fat and utterly fucking retarded today.

Not treating your body right means not treating your BRAIN right either.

It's not mutually exclusive (A fatty won't always be retarded and a skinny won't always be smart) but your intelligence definitely degrades when you get into obese territory.

>>40726249
Now that I've started drinking protein shakes and shit, my first suspect for a fart is anybody swole.

>>40727255
>big

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40730411
Yeah but that was her choice. She always had the chance to turn it around but no
>MUH DONUTS

>>40727439
>Trump joined the republican party because he knew it was full of retards who would blindly vote for someone saying what they want to hear instead of actually being a qualified candidate

Thanks retards

>tfw wasn't on any party
>tfw i just chose who didn't suck to vote for
>hillary cheated and still lost like a retard
>whole election was a joke and anyone feeling any kind of victory for being a sheep is a fucking retard.

Seriously both sides are fucking stupid. Bernie was our only good candidate and Hillary is a greedy cunt who ruined that and still lost.

>>40725920
watch it with him and maybe he'll realise where he could be headed

>>40727599
That's 2 men

>>40730482
>Bernie was our only good candidate
good one, bernie

>>40727599
You ARE counting wrong, stupid. MFP uses net calories.

Unless you have a legitimate thyroid problem (Which is fixed with good diet and exercise) or are on a medication that is fucking up your body (because some anti-depressants make it impossible to lose weight on even if you live perfectly) there is nothing stopping you from losing weight besides your own stupid self.

If you truly believe you're eating well, post your daily diet and fitness routine because chances are you're fucking up somewhere.

>>40726927
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4737453/

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>>40730154
Still waiting for it. I wish I had TLC again so I can just record this shit off my DVR like before

I stopped eating take out and drinking soft drink like a month ago. Hitting the gym 3-4 times a week.

Ive gone from 220- 205 is it really this fucking easy to lose weight or do i have cancer?.

>>40726946
>goes downstairs to reset router
>goes back upstairs to see if reset worked
Take 2 more seconds to think before you type, young nigga

>>40730520
You have cancer. I'm sorry, anon.
No but seriously you just stumbled across a redpill. Losing weight is fucking easy, fat people are just gluttonous retards that can't stop eating.
People will tell you fat people have it really hard but they don't. They just have no self control.

>>40728276
Ugh. This reminds me of this time I was driving, on my way to Target and this car in front of me kept SWERVING. Like hard core swerving, I assumed they were drunk. I got into the other lane to pass them and looked over
>it's this obese fat bitch
>She keeps swerving whenever she reaches over for her huge soda or a bite of fries from a big fast food bag besides her
>this CUNT is swerving on the road so she can eat

Like you can eat while driving, but if it's making you SERVE so HARD that people think you're drunk you probably have a fucking problem. (She was basically bending over to get a sip of drink or bite to eat).

Ugh i'm mad thinking about it.

>>40726851
Fat women are fucking boring to have sex with. Giving the best blowjobs because they're always hungry is just a meme

>>40728459
It's really not. There's more guys out there desperate for sex than women, it's really fucking easy for fat chicks to get laid.

My source:
>i was a fat chick and got solicited for sex a LOT on okcupid before tindr existed
>said no because I wasn't even on the site for a relationship or sex my profile had "LOOKING FOR FRIENDS" all over it.

>tfw now married and healthy and grateful i never slept with as many guys as i could've for some kind of strange body validation.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40729235
Benefit of the doubt here since some fatties are fat from diet, not lack of activity (I know a LOT of active fatties, they just eat all of it back at home) it could be advice for what shoes work best, tips for heavier people for pacing themselves, maybe even a good suggestion for low-incline popular hiking spots?

>>40729418
Made she's the same size as me before I started getting fit. She's fat. Probably 250ish depending on her height.

>>40727448
what is this from?

>>40729423
Probably a plane, trains are usually little bench seats and you would've been allowed to walk around on it whenever you wanted to if it were a train.

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1/6

>>40729532
Some people have overactive testicles which give you a higher sex drive. My friend lost one of his as a kid and now he jacks off like 5-10 times a day on top of having sex with his wife, and gets lumps on his balls if he doesn't jerk off enough which the doctor will just tell him ""Release more" lmfao.

you're probably fine as long as it's not an addiction.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

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>>40730644
2/6

>>40729726
LIKE HOW THE FUCK DO YOU SEE YOUR LEGS LOOKING LIKE THAT AND NOT FUCKING CHANGE SOMETHING? I CAN STILL SEE MY FEET AND ANKLES AND I'M MAKING A CHANGE JESUS CHRIST.

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>>40730657
3/6

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>>40730669
4/6

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES

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>>40730686
5/6

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40730536
It's harder for women since their bodies try to hold onto body fat for babies but ultimately even they'll get past it if they're consistent and push hard.

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>>40730703
6/6

>recording Boil legged James for y'all
>holy shit he is a miserable piece of shit
Give me 2 hours

>>40727599
>In b4 hurrrrr your counting it wrong durrrrrrrr

But you are counting wrong, you retarded nigger.

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>>40727599

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40728276
>I'm a victim because I parked so close to someone's car that they couldn't open the door
>doesn't he understand that I can't get out of car in or out of my car if I didn't stop him from getting in and out of his car

>>40730561
If they're a shy fat chick they'll give you the best sex because they don't want to be a disappointment because they know they're fat. If she's one of those "real men love cuuuuuurves" girls she's not gonna try she's gonna be a gross pillow princess.

>>40730644
>>40730657
>>40730669
>>40730686
>>40730703
>>40730742
why do they keep saying "big" instead of fat?

>>40730787
>pillow princess

you magnificent bastard

>>40730800
Lmfao it's what you call a girl who basically does nothing during sex

>>40726585
I know this is an unpopular opinion. Let me first say you should be discounted, I agree.

Now let me tell you that I'm a skinny male that had numerous surgeries throughout my life due to genetic conditions I couldn't control. (Ulcerative colitis, just so we know it's not some 'thyroid thing').

Years later it is still hard for me to properly function in society due to medication I was on etc.

While maybe I should just have died to make the world easier for everyone else (I often think how I wouldn't have survived 100 yrs ago)..

Anyways what I want to say is.. Sick people can't take care of themselves, that is the whole problem. If you have been lucky enough to never be sick good for you. Maybe your tax for winning a genetic lottery should be to help out others less fortunate when you can.

I do think fat people / people that don't give a shit about their health should have to pay more, but I was "triggered" at the thought of a world where I would've just died because health care didn't exist.

(I live in Canada)

>>40730791
Because they're hyprocrites. They claim there's nothing wrong with being fat, but even they won't call themselves fat because they know deep down being fat IS a bad thing and IS something to be ashamed of.

>>40726625
I can't wait for full repeal. I hope Trump doesn't cuck out and swallow Ryan's pozzed load.

This is ridiculous. First they fatten people up and make healthcare 10,000x more expensive than it needs to be, then they play the entire country's sympathy to trick people to vote for healthcare, and instead of a system that at least half works like in Europe we get mandatory insurance to pay for fat people.

It should be legal to deny coverage to the obese. I don't know how I feel about cancer or whatever, because from an economic standpoint denying coverage to people who already need it is the only way to logically run a business unless you force other people to subsidize that.

I really think we need to attack the root of the issue, which is obesity and that the very poor tend to be the most obese and they put a massive strain on the system.

>>40730817
so a starfish

>>40726903
> paying for healthcare
only in backwardistan of your country
Feels good to be a Brit

>>40727081
>religious people using logic

Fuck can religion be done with in my life time PLEASE. I felt this way when I was 10 and realized God didn't exist because no one could prove it. At least not the 'God' they claim to know. (I'm agnostic so I don't deny there could be a 'God' like being some where in universe), which actually I think is the most science related stance you can take on religion.

>>40727506
>>40726369

PLEASE POST IT

>>40726460
>vegan trap
>hillary supporter

So true to life!

>>40730845
>there are no private hospitals in The Islamic Caliphate of "Great" Britain and Northern Ireland

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40729621
http://onwatchseries.to/serie/my_600-lb_life

>>40727057
>>40727081
Yes it is.
The man hides behind religion. It's okay to sin if you acknowledge it and try to do something about it, but to try to twist it into a virtue is sacrilegious. If he really cared about God, he would treat his body (God's gift to him) in the best way possible.

>>40725744
on the border chips lul

>>40730367
I mean I thought it was a dude on the left simply because of the way their frame looks.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40727057

>turn to Jesus
>take your shirt off for other men on the internet

I'm getting mixed signals.

>>40730845
>Brit
Is that what muslims are calling themselves now?

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>>40728276
Righteous bantz

>>40730941

>Barely a minute in
>Uh, ah went ta tha bathroom, come clean me uhp

HOLYYYY FUCKING SHIIIIIT.

>>40726174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--SDFgyW6o

I found a fuckload of these on YouTube.

>>40730866
You sincerely have the religious grasp of a thirteen year old.
By your logic there is literally no proof other than subjective experience that you even exist, you haven't even tried to grasp with the subject beyond the very surface of
>ok prove it
without ever considering just what he consequences are.
I don't adhere to any religion but this attitude is so ignorant it is honestly bothersome to read.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40727724
>Vic Mignogna
Dear god what a blast to the past. This guy voiced Edward Elric in FMA's dub and he would always creep on teenage girls at cons. /cgl/ always used to make fun of him and threads to rag on him. I miss /cgl/ drama.

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>>40725988
>they get petrol but also buy 2 or 3 mars bars all on camera.
When you go out on petrol and buy Mars bars but forgot to get gas for the car

>>40731108

Fucker ate more for breakfast than I'd eat in two days

>>40729875
P O P O F F J A M E S

Somebody find the fucking stream for the love of god

>>40731274

Dude, it's here. >>40730941

20 minute in and it's every bit as bad as you'd think.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES

>>40726135
What does the surgeon need to remove. Every time I read this I think of the chair leg lodged up his ass or something

>AHM FALLIN OFF DA STRETCHER
>OWWWWWW MUH LEGS

This is pure kino.

Fucking Hell, based Dr Now chewing this old bitch out.

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Anybody else here just want to take a bat to the heads of people like this >>40725897 ?
Is that edgy? Fuck I just want to beat them senseless

>>40731500

>I have to eat somethin'
>No you don't, you already have 800lbs of food in you

Based

>>40728037
I'm assuming that first post was ironic.............. Hopefully........

>>40731509
I understand what it's like to get in over your head regarding something so I feel sorry for them.

But pouring sympathy and "understanding" on them won't help. Shame is a powerful force for positive change sometimes - and if that doesn't cut it for them: then they were doomed from the start.

Fuck it, I don't even know anymore.

>>40730907
>>40731039
Maximus Jelimus

>>40731500
Any link?

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES!

>>40731586
I've never been addicted to anything so I have no sympathy for them at all. I used to smoke every day with friends in high school, and as soon as I left school I stopped and never had a single craving or anything. Some people will say that makes me ignorant but I say they just lack self control. I fucking hate fat people so god damn much.

>>40731597

>>40730941

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>>40725617
>PAY FOR MY INSURANCE!

>Pop Off James gained 158lbs in four months.

Mirin' dat bulk.

>>40729715
cheers, mate! thanks for the link

>>40731826
>has a FUCKING HEART ATTACK
>gains 150lbs
>Dr. Now visits him at home
>loses his shit and sends him back to the hospital
>drops a ton of weight
>Dr. Now sends him home and says last chance
>gains another 3lbs after that, even knowing he had a heart attack
>Dr. Now finally tells him to fuck off

Has anyone else ever pissed that poor doctor off enough to get dumped?

>>40728341
>day of the tow strap

>>40729715
i wanna smash the host lady real bad. She's like a 6/10, but her condescending tone when talking to the fatties gets me hot. I wanna pound her ass from behind while she makes fun of fat people.

>>40728593
The edge of the parking lot is out of sight and away from foot traffic. You're trading dents for break-ins.

The upside is that there's actually no reason to ever venture into pavement ape territory unless you're looking for drugs.

>>40731509

>a bat

Nah. I'd rather use a gun because you could literally walk right up to them and get a clean headshot because they're too fat to move.

>>40729875
POP OFF JAMES

>>40725582
im a little under 10 stone

t-that's not fat, is it?

>>40730256
>why haven't we been taken over by another country yet?
I can answer that

North America, from a military standpoint, is impossible to invade. Canada and Mexico are close friends, we wouldn't let anyone start staging from there and there are plans in place to collaborate in the event of a large scale invasion.

So China and Russia send a bunch of boats down into Mexico or up into Canada, their government is like "hey U.S. these guys are gonna bully us" and the U.S. acting in it's own interest would send a massive force to stop them in their tracks. South America and work your way up? Forget about it, that's a massive choke. Not to even mention the absurd amount of military spending that we have, since we're essentially fielding the military for three countries.

>>40729085
keked

>>40730744
>3 hours ago
....well?

I want to see

>>40726057
Oh, that's nothing. When I was 15, I weighed 310lbs and it wasn't until 16, when I became health conscious, that I notice how fucked up my diet was

Breakfast
>3 bowl of cereal
>2-4 slices of cinnamon toast(Literally fucking toast smothered in butter, sugar and cinn)
>Bacon
>Eggs

Lunch
>Whatever shit my school had for lunch, but like 2-3 servings
>Candy and chips I ate thoughout day

Dinner

1 pk of ramen after school
Snacks until dinner
3 servings of meat and potatoes
2 pk of ramen after Dinner
Pack of family pack of Twizzlers

Fucking pig mode.