Do you ever compare yourself to fictional characters? Do you

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>>40716838
I wanna be Takamura

>>40716838
How many women can realistically get a butt that fit? There's a reason videogames are made of fantasies, you know.

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>>40716838
>Not lifting to be as strong as kaneki
>you will never literaly leave humnity behind :c

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>>40716838
This is my ideal physique

>>40717323
prety nice dude.
bald with scars and shit too?
>you will never go on a bloody rampage with an axe

>>40717348
I just want the body. No scars, but tons of tattoos and a man bun and beard lmao.

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>>40716838
Body and life goal, though the ship has sailed on being raised by a borderline psychotic billionaire and I probably won't have an alien model gf. But I'll take what I can get everywhere else.

>>40717323
>Burchlands

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I want genji mode

>>40717141
>"You'll never be able to attain this, so why even try?"
Yeah, relax OP. Just sit on your couch and sip Monster until you die of diabetes. Why try when you can just be fat and mediocre?

>>40716838
I actually more or less have that ass, it's not something you expect on a dude

Friend in my school suddenly just exclaimed "Fuck me ____, you have a nice badonkadonk" or something stupid like that. My girlfriend used to be pretty obsessed with slapping it playfully when just lying chilling. Even my fucking mom called me out on my "sweet booty".

I'm not sure what to think, I think I would trade it for most other bodyparts, not too fond of it.

>>40717543
>I want dyel mode

>>40717692
Your own mom called you out? That's fucking sick, man.

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>>40717323
>not badass psycho
Never gonna make it senpai

>>40717760
Yes, she did it jokingly, but it's just too weird

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I want to be Hisoka.

>>40717692
Is it fat or muscular? Because I'm trying to figure out if OP girl's ass is fit or just a big, plump ass.

No because I don't share hobbies with 8 year olds

>>40717902
You can't claim to be superior to everyone else in this thread. If you're posting on here, then you're probably just as pathetic as the rest of us.

>>40718021
you're projecting

>>40718047
Ah yes, I'm the one claiming superiority while posting on a taiwanese basket weaving forum.

I don't think you know what projecting means.

>>40717894
I guess it's muscles, It's rockhard compact if I squeeze it

My body is your typical oatmeal-eating squat-fanatics archetype where my legs and thighs are strong as fuck, but my arms need all the help I can get

>>40717902
Are you insinuating that the perfect ass is that of an 8 year old?

Also don't mount your high horse on a bulgarian bob-sledding forum, it's meaningless.

>>40718130
There's other programs besides SS

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>>40716838
Thats not even fiction.
Someone post the webm of that russian cosplayer with the swords walking on the runway with a super fat round ass.

>>40717692
I hope you let your friend bust them cheeks boi

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>>40718768
Do you call this cute butt fat?

>>40718869
That ass is fucking RIDICULOUS

>>40718869
Thank you
And I meant PH fat. In a good way my dude, believe me all i want if for her to sit on my face and let me chow down all night.

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>>40718893
It's cute and tight.

>>40718905
>>40718869
>cute
mate its thic and hot as fuck

>>40716838
source?

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>>40719004
It's not thicc. Thicc implies she has a bit of booty flab.

The ass is tight!

>>40719034
It does not imply that at all. Look at the end of the day im saying its amazing and i want to lick it.

>>40718869
>>40718905
brahs...

>>40717288
twinkmode

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>>40717854
>not Razor

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>>40719137
>not this

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I think aesthetically I gravitate towards Big Boss/Venom Snake.

As autistic as it sounds, I want the skills in order to kinda hold my own in case shit goes down (IE a war, riots, emergencies) which is why I do a shitload of cardio to build endurance up on-top of my weight regiment.

>>40719175
Kek nice gyno fag

>>40716892
stretch marks on your chest and everything?

>>40719197
u mirin these gains dyel

>>40719200
those are claw marks from a bear he killed with a punch

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Not in terms of physical appearance but I had a similarly shitty upbringing like Guts's except without demons and shit. Yes, that includes sexual abuse, bad prents, being on my own against everything, fucked over by friends whom I trusted in, etc

Also I have the same personality

>>40716838
>tfw gf doesn't appreciated my tight man butt.

>>40719034
>>40719034
>Thicc implies she has a bit of booty flab.
no it doesn't you gay nigger

>>40718905
I wanna slap that ass til I bruise it and she cries

>>40717812
>roiding for this

>>40719257
How would her ass react from a slap?

>>40719234
>Also I have the same personality
>as Guts

Sure buddy. You wade into combat against numerically superior foes all the time. You carry the fate and victory of a mercenary force on your broad shoulders.

Yeah sure mate. You're totally a fatalistically brave killing machine.

You actually a shitter.

>>40719280
jiggle a lot, get red, eventually dark red/purple, I wouldnt stop until my hand hurt

>>40719280
Beautiful ripples. Like a stone cast onto to surface of the calm clear sea.

>>40719252
Yes you stupid mentally diseased faggot. That's exactly what that means.

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>>40719234
>Also I have the same personality
Fine bait brah. I actually got a good kek from this post, thanks

>>40719285
Mustve missed the part where I said there werent demons involved

>>40719297
>jiggle a lot
Nah brah, are you sure? It looks firm.

>>40719175
Is HxH good?

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>>40716838
yes
>>40719179
that looks interesting, what's your routine bro? remember BB runs for kilometers on end, duck walks with 200lb guys on his back and can immobilize anyone.
>>40719336
even the most /fit/ of asses will jiggle, sure hers is firm but there's no ass that can endure a good slap

>>40719234
When was he fucked over by friends?
I mean, besides Griffith I guess.

>>40719360
I do 3 days of weightlifting (Arms+Legs, Back+Core, Chest+Shoulders) and 3 days of cardio, which consists of 4 mile runs in around 30 mins or less in the outdoors.

Anyone have any recommendations in terms of rucksack running (IE any cheap ways of doing it?)?

>>40719301
kys you stupid double nigger, it does not.

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>>40716838
tfw you'll never be a big beefy bara tiddie male

>>40719358
It's the only long-running shounen I like. When it's good, it's really good.

>>40719285
>>40719303
Guts is literally a wooden board who occasionally gets angry, anybody can meet that criteria. Chill out sporg.

>>40719452
what about endurance weightlifting? like higher reps and so on, wouldn't that be better for general endurance instead of just running? isnt that why military training makes you do hundreds of pushups?

>>40719473
Dude, a thicc ass oft has a bit of jiggle.
The flat ass chicks you're all giddy over have NOTHING going on around the donk area if it gets a slight tap doesn't mean that thicc girls should be just like that.

>>40717141
One day you'll get to see females naked in real life anon, don't worry

>>40717692
Same here, my ass has always been phat but working my legs made it more firm
>not liftint for ass gains

>>40717141
>he thinks that's a fit butt
that's mostly genetics mate, the fat distribution and proportions are perfect, I've seen maybe 5 butts like that on the internet, including the webms posted ITT

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>>40719285

>local anon gets fucking dismantled

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The main character from that game has an excellent physique as well.

>>40716838

Dont need to when people like Klokov, Xiaojun, Toshiki Yamamoto and Clarence Kennedy exist

My only regret is not starting sooner. I'll never be a freak beast starting at 26

>>40719549
>a thicc ass oft has a bit of jiggle.
no shit retard but they're not flabby. flab instantly bumps them up to fat

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>>40719234
Sounds pretty bad, but hey man, don't let that stuff eclipse the good in your life.

>>40719678
No one even mentioned flab you autist

>>40719702
>eclipse
>TRIGGERED

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I just want to be a trained killer who conceals his superior physique with big jackets
but I just play Overwatch and dirty bulk for 3 years

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>>40716838
when i run i unironically try to outrun my own shadow and pretend im sonic and it makes me go faster

>>40719758
and yes i do have adhd

>>40719234
so you got buttfucked as a kid and then enjoy watching your mate cuck you with your GF?

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>>40719767
I think you mean autism

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>>40719678
...

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>>40719758
Thank god, I'm not the only one.

Sonic CD really is one of the best 2D Sonic games imo

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>>40719784
its ok if you dont look autistic,im good with a soldering iron,guitar and many other things

>>40719778
He just said he did himself you idiot.

Child abuse isn't funny.

>>40719795
just rezzed my mega cd,it was the last gift my dad bought me before he died many years ago,just replaced the pico fuse and it booted up

played sonic cd for the 1st time in yonks of late.

the memories...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54B23EoieM4

>>40719823
oh fugg :DDD

spent too much time on /pol lol

sorry m8 i didnt see that bit,hope the cunt got arrested.

>>40719823
realize where you are and get over it

>>40719842
I'm on fit. Not B, or Pol.

>>40719835
Very nice. My Sega CD has started haing trouble reading discs lately so I've settled for playing the version I downloaded on my Xbox 360. I think the hit detection is a little better, but it's just not the same experience

>>40719873
should be a pot you can crank more juice to the laser but turn it by a tiny amount and test each time till it reads

also check for electrolyte leakage from the caps and replace them,they are getting more rare now,gone are the days you could pick one up for 20 pounds,they are like 250 now

>>40719707
>>40719252

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I want to achieve Geralt mode

>>40719894
gone are the days you could pick one up for 20 pounds,they are like 250 now

How the hell are they that heavy? I mean I think I can deadlift 250 pounds, but that's still a lot of weight for a console.

>>40719894
I'll have to try that. Sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn't, so I dunno. It just gets annoying having to fiddle with it each time I wanna play something.

>>40719908
>roiding for this

>>40719920
british pounds lol,currency

>>40719926
mega cds aint flea market tackle no more m8,a working one will fetch you quite a bit of cash so its in your interest to maintain its operation.

hope my advice helps :) also they have no copy protection so it plays burned games without modding

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>>40719937
>not wanting sweet mutant gains
How can the wild hunt compete?

>>40716838
Honestly watching a review of Cool World and getting a weird ladyboner from Holly Wood made me decide to start working out and change my diet.

Cool World for those who don't know
>Ralph Bakshi film
>He lost creative control so the plot sucks
>but the visuals are fucking incredible

If you like animation check it out for the animation and art, not the story. Or just watch Nostalgia Critic's review of it to get the gist of it (but he has a shitty skit in it)

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Is zyzz fictional?

>>40720197
he is now

>>40720197
He's as real as you want him to be, bruh.

>>40720197
how is he real if he doesnt have a snapchat?

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I want to become Kenpachi and fuck my high school sweetheart who left me for some nerd at the time. She's into cosplaying so I'm sure I'll run into her once I'm ready, but I do plan to have this body before hand.

>>40718905
Would die by ass-phyxiation.

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>>40720270
>mfw I cucked some weeb out of his weird fujoshi gf who wrote kenpachi fanfics in highschool
Holy shit dude what was her name

>>40719358
It's the most generic Naruto/One Piece "I wanna be the best!" style shounen anime there is, but it executes the formula so much better than any of the rest of them.

>>40720197
found my waifu in the pic feels good

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>>40719175
>not wanting to be shotabuff

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>>40719234
>that includes sexual abuse
greentext?

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>>40717288
this

>>40716838
I have a goal body in mind, but the only fictional character I use for inspiration is batman, his will power and drive to be the best he can be ect.

>>40719452

Ruck runs will destroy your knees. Run them sparingly if you need to.

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>>40716838
I want to become a Super Saiyan

>>40720987
>wanting to be jerk-off material for gay clowns

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>>40719175
you are all of you, objectively wrong