Check out Jonah hill

Not bad desu

this guy must have some sort of problem to fluctuate 100+ lbs so often

>>40716285
He gets paid more when he's the fat funny guy, rather than the thin serious guy. It just sucks donkey dick to be fat

>>40716211
What's up with the straps on the shoes?

>>40716285
His problem is Hollywood
His reputation is "fat nerd beta"
If he's not fat, he doesn't get a job

>>40716211
Damn, Jonah Hill looks like THAT?!

>>40716308
>>40716300
Fuck if I got paid like him I'd do one job and retire

>>40716325
Yeah, but then you can't afford to party with Leo and have his sloppy seconds

>>40716211
me on the left

he has baby hands

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>>40716211

Looks more fit than he really is from 2 - 2 1/2 inch heels on his shoes and shoulder pads in jacket.

It always pisses me off when weak, mostly old men, wear jackets with huge shoulder pads.

They have no right.

It's makeup for men.

Aka fake bullshit.

>>40716337
Looks like she could be one of Trump's kids

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>>40716670
>Complains about Hollywood celebrity being "fake"

>>40716300
>>40716308

This. Hollywood needs steady supple of the fat, loser glasses beta like josh gad, hill etc so when somebody like that transition into a skinny, athletic action star tier they wont cast him due to being unsure about their ability to play the new role

>>40716211
Huh, he doesn't like like a bag of shit anymore.

Wonder how long he'll stay thin this time.

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>>40716211
>>40716285
>>40716300
>>40716308
>>40716325
>>40716328


I legit wonder about this a lot. Actors who play fat funny guys like Jonah Hill, Zack Galifajiuqww4iuqn, Kevin James are pretty much forced to maintain their unhealthy physique to get picked for movie roles.

If they get in shape, they literally lose money because no director will pick them for characters they aren't experienced/recognized with.

You literally shouldn't improve your health. (From a financial perspective).

>>40716911
What, like Chris Pratt?

>>40716307
they look like dress adipowers

>>40716933
He never played the same "bullied funny outcast" roles as Jonah Hill though. Just "non-bullied funny outcast".

But I can see where you're coming from.

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This girl does her "manlet" face

>>40717029
She's not even looking at him.

>>40717052
Girls don't see manlets

>>40716996
Yeah, but he was never actually really popular.
He broke out with that guardians movie.

Now he's the well built/average fit body funny leading man.

Jonah...if he wants to break out of that mold he's gonna have to carve a new niche and he was way too good as the funny fat ass.
Which is kind of odd becuase his last good movie he was kind of normal fat and not obese, and was still pretty funny.
I think the problem is that his weight did most of the job for him and now he's going to have to just find a new thing.

>>40716211
me on the left

>>40716670
>It always pisses me off when weak, mostly old men, wear jackets with huge shoulder pads.

looks like it is off the rack, obvioulsy not tailored. trying finding a formal jacket without pads.

>>40716300
Implying he doesn't already have enough money to never have to work again

He's a talented and funny actor, he'll be fine.

He looks seriously ugly now
Not like he didn't look ugly before but he fulfilled a purpose
Now he's just a dyel ugly manlet with loose tits and skin

he's a liberal cocksucker like the rest of them, fuck this faggot

>>40717277
I can tell that you're a really nice and attractive person who is happy with their life lol

>>40717083
Kek

>>40716211
Fuck this just makes me feel bad about myself

>>40716211
imagine all the loose skin he has now. he will always be a manlet anyway and ugly.

>>40716211
Face at cheeks is still wider than face at forehead. Still a fat fuck. Even when I was 90kg 25%+ bodyfat they were even length at most.

This cunt has to be the most boringest cunt in the history of cunt cunts.

>>40717434
First day on the internet or something?
I'm telling your mom you said cunt

>>40716308
chrispratt.webm

>>40717818
Pratt was never obese nor sickly lanky which are the two body types Hollywood has used for nerds since forever

>>40716670
You mean, shoulder pads like virtually all suits?

80s power suits took it to a whole other level. 60 yr old might still have some originals left over. >>40717029

Why the fuck is he pushing his "serious actor" persona all of a sudden? Sure, he got slim. Just be funny and slim, it's not like that's impossible. He can still play up his goofiness and basically play the same roles as before except thin.

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>>40716670
>>40716211

>>40717201
But then he'd have to live in, like, the Midwest to enjoy a lifestyle remotely comparable to what he has now, and with a severely diminished circle of friends.