Mysterious respiratory illness outbreak!

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>>40712662
>tfw strong as fuck immune system

>>40712662
I hope a few hundred million people die from it, please. World-wide at least. Let it spread. Kill as many as it can as fast as it can.

Good thing I never leave the house

>>40712972
you still breathe air

>>40712983
good thing i never breath air

>>40712715
This

I played in the dirt as a kid and ate off the ground, my immune system is built like a fucking tank. I rarely ever get sick.

>>40712828
fuck off edgemaster

my mom had it but it goes away

>>40712983
I never open the windows

>>40713055
How are you enjoying your pin worms anon?

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>>40712972
Hello Boogie.

>>40713055
George Carlin detected

>pranalord maximolius

Ain't touchin my peanut

Have you seen it?

FUCK NO YOU HAVEN'T, IT'S THE SIZE OF A PEANUT!

>>40713106
>implying worms and fleas aren't free protein
>implying I don't want parasites so I can connect with the Earth

>>40712662
OMG
I have this.
Pls post original article

>>40713074
what did she do to cope and/or get rid of it

>>40713378
There is none, and no mention in the media. This outbreak is being suppressed.

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>>40712662
You're not laughing now, are you?

>>40713540
I'm not coughing so bad I vomit; however, I have a particularly nasty headcold and sinus infection that didn't clear up with antibiotics and I've had it 3-4 weeks. It's so bad I have gotten sleep apnea like symptoms. Mucinex-D helps, but...barely

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im in ohio and i have a scratchy throat =(
started this morning. i hope it go away!

>>40713560
Keep us updated once you feel like eating brains

>>40713710
>vote against their own economic interests
>implying more free welfare is a reasonable economic interest

Some people actually want jobs and participate in the economy you cunt

>>40713540
Then how did you hear about it? Do you know many who got it or something?

I live in Oregon and I'm sick as a dog right now. Missed work and the gym 2 days now. It feels like I have a head cold, but I go back and forth between dry coughs and mucus coughs. I'm not even sure what meds to take. My symptoms rn are lethargy, headache, chills, cough (both dry and wet), congestion so bad I am unable to breathe from my fucking nose, eyes watering.

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>>40712662
Well good thing the whole Midwest is losing its health care.

>>40713890
th-thanks donald

>>40713890

It's funny how retarded trump supporters are that they vote against their economic interests becuase they want to bow down to right wing Authortarianism

>>40713768
They should weave some baskets.

>>40714355
>5 scoops have been deposited into your account

>>40713637
It's likely just allergies for you

>>40715353

Thanks ...Big Guy!

Does it have anything to do with travel? Because I took a two week trip to Texas from Illinois late january and got my shit wrecked. My friend told me theres black mold in the air or something, it started as a bad cough with a ton of citrine phlegm and progressed into a flu so bad I couldnt keep water down. Fuck, I wouldnt wish it on anybody.

>>40713890
it was either that or continue the process toward sharia law.

it was a no win scenario

we'll probably end up with both

>>40712662
Wisconsin here. My dad was hospitalized with pneumonia and my mom has been very sick for over a week.

>respiratory issues
>only in America

It's called being fucking obese

>>40715646
Shit Trumpcuck voters believe. No health care for you Anon.

>>40714355
>bow down
>no mention of the Bogdanoffs
I need to do some research

>>40713540
Convenient aren't they most of these conspiracy theories?

>>40712662
This might be another engineered flu strain that's gone out of control.
Probably to force more people to get the flu-vaccine.
The problem is that it's probably going to mutate in the wild and become something very bad.

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>c h e m t r a i l s

>>40712828
but not you of course

>>40712662
>>40713540
Your source?

>>40717411
I got your source right here
*grabs crotch*
:3

>>40717437
-stabs you in the balls-
I said BACK THE FUCK OFF?

>>40717570
*teleports behind u*
now what :333

>>40717619
>it was a hologram
I'm sorry master. This is your last yahtzee.
>snips your carotid arteries

>>40713047
You still suck your boyfriend's cock

>>40715547
Me too, I went through Houston airport, and a while later I was coughing so hard I felt like vomiting, and even pulled a muscle from coughing so hard

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>>40714355
Lefties literally aren't allowed on /fit/
It's impossible to be fit and liberal
There are articles about it
Back to redit

>>40713637
I'm also in Ohio.
I think the end is nigh.

>>40717701
Don't worry, plenty of right wingers also think you're retarded.

Hell Trump probably thinks you're retarded.

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Location: Bklyn, NY

Currently on day 9, got checked up by the doctor on day 4.

Symptoms: Sore throat (so bad, the doc swabbed for strep which came back negative resulting in a flu diagnosis), Unbreakable 6 day high fever, Painful Productive Coughing, Chills, Extreme Fatigue, Congested Sinus's

With prescribed cough syrup (gonna make lean later) of Promethazine, hall cough drops, afrin nasal decongestant and motrin, the sore throat, sinuses, and fever have gone. The weakness and dizziness is still going on tho, hope you boys get better soon

>>40718141
>what is sickness

Won't believe it until I see some sauce.

>>40718315
no anon it's some super cold he's going to die in 5 days :O

>>40718327
Fever AND chills? My friend's cousin had fever and chills at the saem tim and died

good thing i've gone cold turkey from heroin a dozen times years ago, so if i catch this it'll be a walk in the park.

What is it this time? SARS? Bird Flu? Some other *cataclysmic* disease? Wake me up when millions are dead.

>>40717411
It's word of mouth. Many people are talking about people they know that are getting it. I know a few who have it personally.

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>he doesn't eat his own boogers for maximum immune system gains

>>40718485
I am jealous of your preparations junkie anon.

>>40712828
*tips MAGA cap*

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>>40712662
>>40712828
>millions of dead Flyoverstanis
>mexicans and muslims immigrate in because Trump's stupid ban is unconstitutional
>they fill up the midwest and turn it deep blue
It's like poetry, it rhymes.

>>40715646
>sharia law
>votes for the guy whose VP wants the christian version of it
>literally the same thing with less falafel

>>40719489
Pence
>I personally don't agree with homosexuality but we are not going to do anything about it

Libs
>LITERALLY CHRISTIAN SHARIA OMG KILL ALL INFIDELS

>>40719330
i think we all do this or at least should

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>>40717641
>implying you can snip arteries when u're ded

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>>40719982
oh anon
it appears that you merely killed my protégé
perhaps...a demonstration of real power is in order
what is a man? a miserable little pile of secrets
but enough...talk have at you!

>>40720069
Why do I read that entire image every time

I know what it is, I already know it's pure autism in its most refined state

Fuck I hate this place

Everyone is just describing the flu, or even just a bad cold. You guys realise it's winter in the Northern Hemisphere right?

Also, I still note the lack of sources or evidence. Like I say, convenient.

Where is your source OP?

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>>40715394
I hope so! I slept much of today. Throat is still scratchy, just a SLIGHT amount of phlem (ew). My fingers are crossed.

>>40717903
Agh, I don't want to dieeee

>>40712662
stay away from the coasts (aka important people)

>>40712715
That is literally what killes people during the spanish flu old people with weak immune systems did not die young adults with strong ones did

>>40713710
Shareblue this is the wrong board you faggots

>>40714355
>Vote against their economic interests
>Implying I don't benefit from Trumps tax plan
>Implying I don't already have better healthcare and am relieved that I won't have to pay into a system that I don't use

>>40713440
just wait and use cough drops

i hope my bitch ex whore dies from it, im glad i moved

>>40719330
>They mocked me for eating my boogers
>Now they choke on vomit in their sleep

Who's laughing now huh?

>>40713710
>inbred trailer park trash hicks

It's

>rural and suburban retards

Sort your memes out.

>>40717437
>Not grabbing pussy in a Trump thread

Honestly.

>>40712662
I have such an overwhelming fuck everything immune system that i have severe crohns. Id like to see the virus try.

>>40720518
I'm sick in Ohio too and I mean really sick. I feel like I have every illness known to man. ⭐

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>>40719466
>because Trump's stupid ban is unconstitutional
>unconstitutional

>>40719536
commies will twist your words to imply you're Satan and are trying to Shoa them again.

>>40713106
Worm tablets you moron.
I took those once every 6 months. Makes them crawl straight out your asshole or die.

I switched from Crack back to coke. Cleared up the cough but now I got the sniffles.

Should I just start banging it?

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>>40723305
:((( It's still just in my chest. Not a lot of phlegm. Throat is slightly scratchy. My breathing is more shallow and my mouth was dry af this morning. Also had weird ass dreams. Cried on the phone while talking to my mom and she got pissed (•~•). I need 2 get better asap. I plan on babysitting my little sibs at home with weekend and i dont wanna infect them.

>>40720111
It's okay I think we all secretly hate this place

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>>40712662
>tfw developed a cough not too long ago

>>40712662
Have been noticing this a shit ton in the PNW
Any validity or just bait?
>post sauce

>>40724950
I've had this for about a month now. It started as a basic cold and quickly became a nasty sinus infection/head cold. I'm going to the doctor tomorrow. I'm starting to feel better though after getting a ton of rest today. I think you'll be okay. Although I also had crazy dreams at one point if I could even sleep

>>40712662
RUSSIA HACKED OUR IMMUNE SYSTEMS

Late last week I got a sore throat and have been coughing up mucus. Sore throat is gone but I'm still coughing up lots of mucus and blowing my nose. Am I gonna live?

>>40728207
Yeah, but you're going to be coughing your lungs up and tired as fuck for a few weeks.
So...be prepared.

>>40712983
>>40713047
>>40713559
What makes you all think it's transmitted through the air? Air is probably the less likely if the agent is really fungi.

>>40717701

Iam liberal as they come and I lift heavy fucking weights and have a harem of sluts

Stfu you stupid trailer park faggot

>tfw I had this a few years ago and everyone thought I was crazy and now they are getting it and I'm just looking around like "oh? not feeling well?"

>>40718415
oh shit, i have a friend named tim.

its all coming together now...

Over 24 hours and still no sauce in this thread.

Get your shit together guys. Most conspiracy nuts can at least pull some stupid source written by an utter mental out of their ass.

You know you're fucked when even /pol/ are making you look bad.

>>40719135
It's called parainfluenza, and it's very common, with the mild winter in many areas, the weather didn't get cold enough this year to prevent it from spreading [ideal air temperature is 40-60 fahrenheit]. There are multiple strains, and it's airborn via coughing and sneezing, and lives on surfaces sick people touch.

There's only anecdotal evidence that people are sick with it more this year, but it would make sense given the lack of consistent low temperatures.

>>40720111
The bad news is that you're autistic
The good news is that it's nothin personnel, kid

>>40730083
>autism
>disease thread
He must've been vaccinated poor guy.

>cold sweats
>chills
>bodily aches
>headache and sinus pressure
>anxiety
>sinus and nasal congestion
>chest congestion
>drainage
What could it be

>>40730324

>drainage

That's not mucus, anon.
That's your brains.

>>40730345
>>40730345
Kek
Well that puts things in a whole different perspective and light

>Doesn't have a source
>I just heard it from people
LOL don't tell me more, you believe in God also

>>40717393
>muh chemtrails

open a book looney

>people get flu/cold/allergies like every fucking season
>MUH HIDDEN INFORMATION

/pol/ faggotry paranoia is the only thing spreading like a plague

>>40714355
Obamacare sure did a lot for me. It gave me the option to donate an extra $250 a month to my existing insurance plan or $2000 to the IRS Foundation. Such a wonderfully philanthropic program Obamacare was. Too bad it's going away.
They should scrap Ryan's plan too, really though. Do away with it all.

>>40730396
>>40730484
LMAO retweeting both of these

>>40712972
that just means you are inhaling nasty mold spores all day and have higher risk of respiratory infection from mites/mold

>>40731664

You vote against your economic interests willfully or ignorantly ?

>>40722193
>old people with weak immune systems did not die young adults with strong ones did
young people probably had worse immune systems during that era.

diets varied radically depending on who you were and what age you were.

>>40732361
>You vote against your economic interests willfully or ignorantly ?
Prove that obamacare is advantageous to my economic interests.

>>40712662
Hey, I got sick like this in February! It really messed with my gains, but dont worry-I'm back on Shaq now!

>>40732391
Ah obama care.
The bi partisan insurance/doctor/pharma/medical industry created and backed plan designed to outright assfuck the american people into the ground!

Did you know that the plan is actually unconstitutional and we can actually take congress to court over it?

OP made this thread and abandoned his creation. How tragic

my gawd. i spent the last week visiting my mom in midwest and got a bad sore throat and cough, could barely breathe this morning. fucking hell i thought it was just a cold

>some people are coughing in the midwest

SHUT
DOWN
EVERYTHING

>>40732378
Younger people most of the times more active immune system, but if you have an good immunsystem it can basically overreact and kill you like the spanis flu did
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm

>>40712828
We need such a thing for Africa so they can finally manage their overpopulation.

But on the other side, lefties would force us to spend billions on meds for them because muh human rights for Cologne rapers :,(

>fatty coworker has been in the hospital for 2 days out of the blue
FUCK they put me on his work station to cover for him. I hate people with poor health :(

>>40734923
>force
this is why you get a gun -- so nobody can force you to do shit

⭐⭐⭐⭐

My friends a doctor in Ohio I'll see what he says

>>40732865
>Implying the Juice didn't have him silenced

>>40728536
>liberal
>if you disagree with me you are an impoverished wretch
>but if you are non-white that means you are an A-class citizen as long as you vote straight blue

wew lad, it would really suck if you got t-boned while driving to work and died on impact

I went to the doctor and I have a sinus infection

>>40736976
o m g

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ANy1 wanna cuddle a sickly but fit trap?
Im in Ohio and feel the need to sleep 24/7
I am a little congested and my throat hurts

>>40737359
Cry about it faggit

Maryland here, 4 of my family members are coughing up lungs but I only have the yearly sinus infection I always get time of year.
Thanks Vitamin C
Gross fuck won't ever cover their mouths.

>>40737359
I'm not saying all right-wingers are retarded, but you specifically are retarded geez

>>40718141
Only disease is how fat this girl is

>>40712662
pretty sure both my roommates had this. managed to not get it myself thankfully

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>>40715646
lol fucking brainlets, when will they learn?

>>40720126
don't even try to reason with them

consider where you are

>>40723583
lol good luck with that in court retards

establishment clause says no religious bans. trump said repeatedly in the campaign that he wanted a muslim ban. quickly comes out with a travel ban that looks a lot like a muslim ban (and don't fucking tell me that you idiots didn't LIKE the travel ban BECAUSE it would have restricted muslim immigration).

they're going to have to defend that shit in court. trump himself could be called to testify

even if he wins the case in the end, it's going to be a shitshow

>tfw dad is in the hospital and has fluid around his heart

>>40737359
>being this mad
>reaching for strawmen this hard

guess it's not surprising, really

>>40742225
>2017
>not wanting to die

Shiggy

what the actual fuck.
for the last 2 months or so, ive had this weird cold/congestion issue and i have no idea why its not going away.
I've been coughing up mucus, and blowing my nose constantly.
never been sick for this long, its not very bad, just a FUCKTON of mucus/phlegm

am i gonna be one of the first to go boys

>>40713560
>not coughing very much
>headcold and sinus infection that wont clear up

thats literally my exact situation, is your nose/throat filling with phlegm?

>>40719330
>tfw this is still the one digusting habbit that i never managed to break from my childhood

you're telling me that me eating my boogers every day for the last 19 years, has been boosting my immune system?

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>>40712662
>Moved to new city 2 years ago
>This is the only time within the 2 years I've been allergic to "pollen"
>Don't know if harmless allergies or deadly disease
>mfw

T-Thanks, /fit/.

>>40726812
Im in WA, and recently a TON of people I know have been sick.
Including myself for about 2 months, but its seems to be getting better.

>>40712662
I had something similar a few months ago:

>nose constantly running. would not stop producing mucus and had me going through rolls of toilet paper
>felt like i had something in my chest/back of my throat all the time, had coughing fits so bad i nearly threw up several times.

taking claritin seemed to help somewhat, at least in the runny nose department. i kept the cough for a while after i felt better. it was a wet cough that produced phlegm and i spit up quite a bit.

the doctor didn't know exactly what it was but treated me like i had bronchitis.

>>40742985
>>40743139
sounds like what i had. shit sucked.

>>40719536
>Dominionists don't want christian sharia
Liar.

>>40719466
>Mexicans and Muslims come in
>states' GDP rises because they start working instead of demanding tariffs to salvage jobs that Chinese children can do that will eventually be taken by automation

please let this happen

>>40723583
>can't argue back
>uses greentext and ms paint image instead

well i'm convinced it's constitutional now

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>>40712662
HOLY FUCK I HAD THIS AND SO DID PRACTICALLY EVERYONE AROUND ME. 4 FUCKING WEEKS OF TORTURE.

Wisconsinfag reporting in. Thickest, most disgusting phlegm I've ever had. Coughing uncontrollably. I never get sick and I had to pay money to the medical Jew because I thought it was something more serious. It was a cold with half the symptoms of a cold but double the intensity of symptoms.

>>40718000
Trump definitely thinks his supporters are retarded, that's why he ran republican.

>>40718318
I saw this originally on /x/ so my idea is this
>Make up relatively common illness and call it mysterious because you just don't tell anyone a source of information
>Post picture of Trump who just cancelled millions of people's health care basically
>Make it out like the gobberment made this disease and did this all on purpose to kill off americans, especially in an area where there's a lot of mexicans (midwest but more so in the southern area obviously).
>provide no proof and watch as people get paranoid

I got nervous about it for a day until I looked more into it and saw no evidence people are getting sick en masse.

>>40719536
He actually proposed mandatory conversion camps (Which don't work btw and usually lead to suicides) before trump was officially elected retard.
I don't know if their current stance on that has changed or if they're keeping it quiet while they take away healthcare with no backup plan and dig up lands the government doesn't own for a stupid pipeline.

>>40737359
>>but if you are non-white that means you are an A-class citizen as long as you vote straight blue

Where did anon say this?

>>40713091
Me neither. It's a fucking miracle that my flat hasn't ran out of oxygen. I mean this old pos apartment complex doesnt even have air conditioning.

I also haven't found any vents or anything of the like. Were the fuck does the air get in? Have i left humanity behind and can get by with co2?

>>40715824
how funny the 4 people i know who got this all are

>>40715646
Its sad that people hold these baseless beliefs and it influences them to vote in fear rather than intelligently

>>40743837
this so much
my sleep is a mess now